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Anonymous No.213908865 >>213908950 >>213908973 >>213909265 >>213910135 >>213910146 >>213910211 >>213910216 >>213910292 >>213910812 >>213910890 >>213911075 >>213911102 >>213911199 >>213911364 >>213911387 >>213911829
now that the smoke has cleared, what is the verdict on this show, /tv/?
Anonymous No.213908948 >>213908988 >>213909960
Occasional interesting episodes, but it's mostly shit. Really shit.
Anonymous No.213908950
>>213908865 (OP)
ME OWN MUM A FOOKIN ROBOT.
MENTAL INNIT
Anonymous No.213908973 >>213909091
>>213908865 (OP)
Was it gay, /tv/?
Anonymous No.213908988
>>213908948
this is a fair take. worth watching, a lot of normie slop. a few gemz
Anonymous No.213909091
>>213908973
>what if 2 niggaz was playing mortal kombat VR and found out u could fuck in da game so da 2 niggaz start fuckin every day
>this idea is so incredible and outstandingly profound for a science fiction show netflix uses $2.5million dollar episode budget to make it happen
Anonymous No.213909162 >>213909196 >>213909253
Half of the episodes are coming true. Its the show of our times like it or not
Anonymous No.213909196 >>213909394
>>213909162
WHAT IF YER MUM WERE A TOASTER? FUCKIN MENTAL, INNIT?
Anonymous No.213909253 >>213909275 >>213910253
>>213909162
>episodes are based on current culture
>OMG THEY’RE COMING TRUE OMG

genuinely how retarded can you be
Anonymous No.213909265 >>213909880
>>213908865 (OP)
Ok the memes are funny and everything but seriously, what if your mom was a toaster?
Anonymous No.213909275
>>213909253
Not as retarded as not knowing what "half" means
Anonymous No.213909394
>>213909196
Me mum makes me toasites every mornin. She is toaster
Anonymous No.213909880
>>213909265
>seriously, what if your mom was a toaster?
3 season sitcom, 13 episodes per season greenlit. 4 seasons if your mom was originally an electric grill and decided to transition.
Anonymous No.213909960
>>213908948
Also that one future where blind people just stopped existing altogether and no one ever mentioned it
Anonymous No.213910135 >>213911772
>>213908865 (OP)
The lesbian one was not bad.
Anonymous No.213910146
>>213908865 (OP)
Reddit: the show
Anonymous No.213910211
>>213908865 (OP)
>
>mental innit
Anonymous No.213910216 >>213910304
>>213908865 (OP)
First episode where the made the kike prime minister of bongland fuck a pig was pretty good but the rest is just pure reddit slop
Anonymous No.213910253
>>213909253
>wot if paki woman beats white wacist woman, because my wife is a paki, mental
Anonymous No.213910292 >>213910356
>>213908865 (OP)
It was sort of alright but now it's just really really shit. That woman who got brain damage, then her digital self got downloaded into her brain, along with a bunch of her friends who now reside... in her brain? And they can see through her eyes at all times?
Shit doesn't make any sense.
Anonymous No.213910304
>>213910216
>the internet is bad so this fuck fuck a pig on the internet or this little girl dies
>Not just calling for something like the real life online safety act the uk has now
Peak retarded
Anonymous No.213910356
>>213910292
Sounds like they ripped off being john malkovich
Anonymous No.213910812 >>213910887
>>213908865 (OP)
Latest season recap
>Common People
Dystopian healthcare via brain implant subscription app. Decent episode. Dark ending.
>Bête Noire
Black girl reality glitches when white coworker enters the picture, Mandela effect happens to black girl making her look so insane she gets fired. Turns out white girl was using a computer chip or something to literally alter reality? Just to get revenge on the black girl for starting a rumor she sucked a teachers cock in high school? Shit episode and retarded ending.
>Hotel Reverie
>Black actress wants to be in a “serious movie” and is cast in a 1940’s movie remake using AI. She gets sucked into the movie using le technology in order to film it. She meets AI clone of 1940’s actress. They get stuck in the movie and actually fall in good ol’ lesbian love. If she doesn’t end the movie she’s stuck there forever so eventually the “movie” ends in a real romance drama. Total shit that manages to be boring.
>Plaything
Ex-game journonalist confesses to old murder. Claims that on LSD he played a “take care of creatures” game that became sentient as the creatures reproduced. Twist is that he turned himself in because the creatures want to now evolve humanity or something using govt tech only available to police. Ending reveals he was not full of shit. Actual good and interesting episode.
>Eulogy
Using AI, some dude relives an old love through photos after her death. Plenty of interesting concepts explored. Eventually after investigation he discovers their breaking up was a simple misunderstanding. Best episode in the season in my opinion. Emotional, relatable, funny at times, actually explores practical uses of technology.
>USS Callister: Into Infinity
Crew still trapped in video game space-hell. It’s shit.
Anonymous No.213910870
it has like 2 maybe 3 good episodes
Anonymous No.213910887 >>213910929
>>213910812
have sex
Anonymous No.213910890
>>213908865 (OP)
Bleak. Dystopian. Most episodes depict the world we're creating for ourselves. Very few are slightly more hopeful.

In Days of Olde, there was a book of Japanese science fiction stories called, unimaginatively, _The Best Japanese Science Fiction Stories_. One of the stories was about a pair of con artists that tricked people into believing they were transporting them into one of two divergent realities, but of their own choosing. Of course, they explained that the alternate reality would be very like the one they come from, at first, but that it would slowly, over time, diverge more and more from their base reality into the reality they described.

At the end of the story, the con artists realized that most people, when offered a choice, turned down living in the peaceful, beatific, post-scarcity reality for the dystopian, horrific, post-war reality because it represented struggle, and was more interesting. Then they realized, because none of these people were actually being transported into any alternate reality, what it was they were actually doing. They were convincing people that the reality they were living, the only reality, was headed toward a dystopian, horrific, post-war hellscape that they likely wouldn't survive. They were populating the world with people who thought it was going to be destroyed in their lifetime, and who had actually chosen this fate for themselves and everyone they know.

Black Mirror is like that. It's literally the name of the thing. Most of the events and technologies described in the show will eventually come to pass, in some way, and it will be horrifying.
Anonymous No.213910929 >>213910990
>>213910887
I just did this morning actually
Anonymous No.213910990 >>213911167
>>213910929
Have sex with a woman
Anonymous No.213911075
>>213908865 (OP)
>what if it’s the future but you’re being cucked
seriously tho, why is someone getting cucked every other episode
Anonymous No.213911084
First two season were good.
Anonymous No.213911102
>>213908865 (OP)
Too many interracial couples.
Anonymous No.213911167
>>213910990
I did. It was pretty good. I’ll probably do it again tonight if I feel like it.
Anonymous No.213911199 >>213911248
>>213908865 (OP)
>what if..... technology..... bad??
ripped from the headlines of today
Anonymous No.213911248 >>213911267
>>213911199
>What if... small tech thing that you press and turn and it makes your brain go vroom, the show
>and it's bad
Anonymous No.213911267 >>213911319
>>213911248
mental innit
Anonymous No.213911319 >>213911344
>>213911267
and you look like the AI CEO guy and you are cucked
Anonymous No.213911344
>>213911319
I don't know what you're talking about, I haven't watched the movie
Anonymous No.213911364
>>213908865 (OP)
WUT IF DA TELLY WIZ EVIL, FOOKIN MENNAL INNIT?!?!?!
Anonymous No.213911387
>>213908865 (OP)
Retarded show for a retarded people. We get what we deserve.
Anonymous No.213911772
>>213910135
>The lesbian one was not bad
Which lesbian one? There were like 27 lesbian episodes. The one where the lesbian was named after a dog?
Anonymous No.213911829
>>213908865 (OP)
Great show until they sold it to the americans and fucked it up