Thread 213910470

Wow, I'm retarded. I just now got the lotion joke.

what did you think the lotion was about?

What's the joke?

i just saw this for the 1st time last night, funny movie. also the lead actress who i didnt recognize is the same from cinderella man which i saw the prior night

>>213910567
Mutts can't fap because their dicks are disabled.

>>213911702
LMAO

The cleanup for the circumcised male must be depressing. Wank, go to the bathroom and wash the gunky lotion off your hands and penis whilst not trying to catch a look at yourself in the mirror. Because my winky still has his hat on, I can just wipe up the spunk with a tissue, throw it in the toilet, then carry on with my day.

>circumsized
>start fapping
>uncircumsized
>pull skin back
>start fapping

Wow, sure is a giant difference.

I don't use any lube to fap.

>>213913366
>instead I deathgrip my dick and will suffer from nerve damage and ED down the line

cool cool

>>213913319
>circumsized
>start fapping
>uncircumsized
>pull skin back
>push skin over
>pull skin back
>push skin over
>pull skin back
>push skin over
>pull skin back
>push skin over
>pull skin back
>push skin over
>pull skin back
>push skin over
>pull skin back
>push skin over
>pull skin back
>push skin over
>pull skin back
>push skin over
>pull skin back
>push skin over
>pull skin back
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>pull skin back
>push skin over

>>213913393
Nah I just gently touch it and I get hard.

>>213913393
Sounds like someone has a limp sissy dick that needs coddling

>>213910470 (OP)
Americans mutilate their male babies.

>>213911702
I fap naturally circumcised because i don’t abuse my dick like most mongoloids.
I produce so much precum I don’t need lubrication.

aids

>>213914364
I'll have you know that my limp sissy pecker is well-caged, sir

>>213911702
>>213914406
Yea you could just do it carefully and use the precum as lube towards the end to trigger an orgasm. Also a good approach if your foreskin gets stuck during an erection

>>213911702
All a part of our tipping culture here

wait you guys don't use saliva for lube?

>>213914406
>I produce so much precum I don’t need lubrication
I don't produce precum, I just work the skin up and down. I've actually always been confused by the concept of precum because it's not something I've ever encountered. Is there a way to stimulate it?

>>213913194
Your little baby penis is still covered in cum too, at least mines easy to clean. Circumcised guys don't need lotion to jerk off, that's a myth. Precum is a natural lubricant anyways. Circumcised dicks actually make sense because they make more use of precum, so God probably did intend for his chosen people to have cut dicks. Christianity was just a ruse, Jews are still on top.

It took me a while what the whole vaseline + tissue trope was about because my dick wasn't mitilated at birth by Jewish doctors like Americans'

>>213910470 (OP)
I have to ask. Vaseline doesn't make your jerk sesh even more kino if you're uncut? I would think it's like, okay, being uncut makes it better, but adding some lube to the equation doesn't make it more better?

>>213915515
>tissue
They are actually useful even if your parents didnt hate you, what do you do with your cum? Eat it?

>>213914625
seriously guys, wtf

>>213914907
That's abnormal, you might wanna bring it up to your doctor or something. The dick is supposed to self lubricate just like the pussy, it shouldn't take anything but prolonged stimulation to produce it

>>213914907
Underageb&

>>213915869
Anon, I'm old enough that hair growing out of my ears and nose is noticeable. I've just never produced it, even when I was a younger man. I've also NEVER produced smegma even though I'm fully intact, so I've got that goin' for me, which is nice.

>>213910470 (OP)
Do Americans from the United States of America (U.S.A.) really?

>>213913474
unc thought he cooked fr fr

I have phimosis.

>>213913474
It doesn't work like that kek. Sorry for your loss tho

>>213910567
i'm glad i was weird and starting restoring my foreskin when i was still in high school

>>213914406
i didn't precum until i got my neo geo threeskin

>>213913474
it genuinely feels so amazing to be able to masturbate that way tho, once you experience that you realize that cut dudes have no idea what pleasure is like

I can't believe they mutilate dicks over there
what the hell happened?

>>213910567
His alter ego put a dildo up his ass and used the lotion as lube if i recall correctly. He wakes up in pain and confronts zellweger who also fucked alter ego (thinking it was him) and picks up the lotion mockingly as proof of some aspect of the tryst and then she says something like it wasnt for me...

>>213911702
I have never had this problem. I honestly don't believe it

>>213915600
I hide it in a small Rubbermaid then wash it out

No one actually uses lotion, its just to imply masturbation instead of having him whip his actual dick out and spit on it.

>>213914625
Only cut dudes do. We like it dry in Europe

>>213918193
>picks up the lotion mockingly

... somehow you've only seen a tv edit. he shakes the dildo at her.

>>213918738
No i remember that part, he does both. Maybe ive got her response at the wrong point though.

>>213913194
You don't wash your hands?

>>213911702
haha, this one never gets old

>>213910470 (OP)
>another thread about dicks
India should be range banned.

>>213910567
It's about how ridiculous American tipping culture is

>>213914406
>>213914504
Jerking off with your own cum is fucking gay

>>213921336
jerking off is gay

>>213921336
It's cheap and effective. Means you don't have to be a weirdo and buy any lube either.

>>213914625
Guess what the dirtiest most bacteria ridden spot on the human body is

Not putting that on any sensitive genitalia

>>213911702
I wasn't mutilated.

Foregen is to start the human trials within the next/end of year. Then, is the approval process. I genuinely hope those folks in Texas/Italy can undo a decision that was never a parent’s to make. Shoutout to Stonetoss, for being no doubt an important contributor. I just want the pain to end. Maybe I’ll have kids by then.

>>213910470 (OP)
If he's circumcised, why did his piss go everywhere after having sex? Isn't the urethra always uncovered if you're mutilated?

>>213913474
That is literally what masturbation is. The sensitive part of the penis is the head.

>>213915386
Look at this fuckin guy, trying to talk up his 2ml shorter penis

>>213915386
>Circumcised dicks actually make sense because they make more use of precum
they literally do not, your foreskin spreads that stuff all over and under the best areas of your cock head. if you're cut you're just having all that precum go onto your hand

>>213914406
This dude strokes an erect cock using a man's cum as lube.