Thread 213910519

Watched by chance Pretty Woman
there is something charming about it all
it feels like it would be incredibly hard to remake today

Like I genuanly dunno who would be good modern cast
they are both so incredibly likable in the original
who would had a chance to do it?

>>213910519 (OP)
>Watched by chance Pretty Woman

>dude just marry a prostitute

This movie and the hundreds of films just like it conditioned men to accept increasingly sluttier and grosser women that their grandfathers would have comfortably backhanded into a fucking wall.

>>213910519 (OP)
>it feels like it would be incredibly hard to remake today
literally scene-for-scene shot in Anora

>>213910598
everyone is indian?
am from europe
are you brown skinned that you are so fixated?

>>213910806
>everyone is indian?
>am from europe
>are you brown skinned that you are so fixated?
SAAAAAAR
SAAAAAAAR PUNJABI HINDI SAAAAAAR
AM YUROP TOO SAAAAR

>>213910806
don't mind them, americans and canadacucks are mindfucked they think everyone is an indian lmao
They can't mention any other country besides india or mexico

>>213911063
simmer down brownbrain

>>213910519 (OP)
>it would be incredibly hard to remake today
because most people today know that marrying some rich simp is the prostitute/stripper retirement program

>>213911176
its more that all ESLs are equally retarded so there's no real reason in differentiating

>>213910806
Maybe I'd be less inclined to think you were an indian if you were fluent in English and was able to post a concise thought without including a metric fuckton of typos.

You're just mad you got called out, and you don't even realize how obvious it is that you're either an indian or fucking retard. Either way, go pound sand.

>>213910806
>>213911063
relax guys, you're both brown to me

>>213910519 (OP)
A couple years ago I tried to do the sugar daddy thing and none of the women would respond to me. That was a low point.

>>213911774
that seems retarded opinion to have and to voice
>>213911798
can you point out the typos?
cuz I feels pretty confident with my english
and other than ignoring apostrophs and capitalization...
look at it like this
either you genuanly had trouble grasping what was said - genuine retard
or you spend your days chimping out about seeing typos on 4chan... kinda pathetic

>>213911798
For me it was the rise of that meaningless meme "sexo" and the fact that ESLs constantly fuck up "on" and "in" and many other tells

>>213911867
I'm not gonna read the thread but who btfo this thirdie so bad he's posting wikipedia statistics

>>213911862
What? Seeking is like a reverse tinder and I was using fake pics

>>213911883
Jeets and morons like memes because they can be reposted (without text) to fit in. When they start typing (like that fag above) and say "cuz", "apostrophs" or generally try to form a cohesive sentence it all falls apart.

>>213911891
He seems to be going with "I may be retarded but you're a loser for calling me out" which is at least bold if incomprehensibly stupid.

>>213911921
I like it when they try to type american to fit in. It's cute. Especially when they're mad. It's like an indian shouting "bloody bastard bitch". The absurdity of it is funny.

>>213911891
mate there's less than 20 posts in this thread, it won't kill you to read a little. get up to speed, then shit on these buffoons with the rest of us.

>>213911891
>he's posting wikipedia statistics to prove me wrong lol

>>213911935
I explain clearly: I skip capitalization, maybe apostrophe, but the thought is clear. If you really cannot grasp it, you are genuine idiot. If you just freak out about typos on 4chan every day, then pathetic life.
Still they not stop. They say I try to sound American, they laugh when I am mad, they call me loser. But I am confident: my English is fine. I just don’t care for grammar police.

>>213911998
What did that image prove? I didn't see india on there. Can you point out to me where india is located in that hierarchy?

What a hansy lad, too bad he likes shoving gerbils up his barn hole lmao

>>213912010
You are doing a thing wrong and are therefore at fault. There isn't anything you can say to turn that around.

>>213910806
>am from europe
>are you brown skinned that you are so fixated?
Sure you are, Devansh.

>>213910641
this movie had an effect on women, not men. it made thousands of dumbasses go into prostitution, thinking they'd find the perfect husband, shit was insane

>>213910519 (OP)
Why didn't she just make Onlyfans?

>>213911867
>cuz I feels pretty confident with my english
Is this satire?

>>213912010
>my English is fine.
A tard spazzing out does sign language better than you speak English.

>>213910641
>the hundreds of films just like it
Name 75.

>>213910519 (OP)
JULIA ROBERTS IS NOT ATTRACTIVE, AND NEVER WAS. There. I said it. Everyone called her that, and it gave her a massive ego.

>>213910641
The Hollywood types marry attractive skanks. For real. The Bravo Channel is full of housewives pulled out of the gutter by rich men and now act like bitches that prove money doesn't buy class. Then said skanks get sent packing when they get too old, and replaced by a younger skank. It's the circle of life in rich areas, especially among the "nouoveau-riche." Old-money men generally expect to find a proper lady who can trace her lineage to either important historical events or a successful family for at least ten generations back. No tats, no "if you want my future then don't ask about my past" slut back-stories, and tall so they breed tall sons with broad shoulders and tall daughters with supermodel legs.

>>213912105
actually this has been debunked

>actually this has been dubunked
not even worth a (You).

>>213910519 (OP)
This tall ass broad shouldered big head doesn’t work at all for my fantasy, watch true romance if you want to fantasize about fixing a hooker.

>>213912049
we can go to a random /pol/ thread where we see flags
I posted here >>>/pol/513713566

but it is strange to be this fixated,
I really suspect you are the indians to be this triggered
4chan used to be a place in contrast to reddit where you could spew barely coherent nonsense and nobody stopped to talk grammar to you
now you skip tiniest thing and your type is triggered as if indians raped your for a month and you cant let go

>>213912105
She's attractive in the op webm though

>>213912186
manlet?

>>213912204
Just because your npc brain outputs "triggered" when someone calls you out doesn't make it true. Learn to do something properly instead of whining about those who correctly point out you're doing something improperly.

kino feet

>>213912487
but I was not called out for grammar
it was reee indian, that tell us something and it really hints on rather being triggered than anything else
and i still yet to learn what were the specific mistakes in the OP

>>213912672
ironic eslposting is still eslposting

>>213912719
>ironic
Is this irony with us in the room?

>>213912769
that or your brown hands are struggling to type out coherent english

>>213912781
>genuinely retarded argument when called out
you really dunno what irony means lol
now I am really wondering, go post on >>>/pol/513713566
I wrote there pretty woman and now about me using linux
you write something with the word irony
wanna see your indian flag lol

>>213912854
>/pol/-posting
what the fuck is this supposed to prove, exactly? It lets you choose the location right there. How fucking retarded are you? Do they not have an education system in Hyderabad?

>>213912972
it does not let you pick specific country
your post either shows your geolocation or you can pick something like kekistan or hippie...

>>213910598
Tbh his grammar is very Central and/or Eastern Europe instead. Maybe Czechia or Poland or Ukraine or that general region.
t. I'm from there and this is very reminiscent of native grammar of these Slavic languages bleeding into imperfect English

>>213913455
fair enough but either way we need to gatekeep this place harder, so he just got caught up in it.

>>213912854
>>213913132
>seething brown polfag
checks out

>>213913132
Now I know you are not from India, because the India display visual from 4chan on my monitor is not showing those ads.
>>213913455
That is interesting to have an opinion on not local speaker of the English language. Myself also noticed the very same compounding effect, that which you have also just said...

>>213913132
save yourself the trouble and just post your hand. i guarantee it isn't White.

>>213913561
>>213913488
you first mutt
i already went to pol to show off flag

>>213913589
Hey you know what would help people not immediately call you a seething brown? Not using their lingo as soon as you get even slightly made fun of.

>>213913485
It's 2025, dipshit. There's no OG chan to gatekeep.

>>213913511
>That is interesting to have an opinion on not local speaker of the English language. Myself also noticed the very same compounding effect, that which you have also just said...
It's quite hard to parse what you meant exactly here tbqh.
But I wasn't spitballing, I *do* think that the grammar in OP's posts feels influenced specifically by that Slavic region. I'm not going to claim that I am definitely correct here (how would we know anyway) but it's not just a vague "vibe".

>>213913679
Nooo the difficulty is not in thr whesitonings but thr wurdion itself. Wurdion is like the thing which you said but it is only the one side reflection in the total refraction. When surface is reflective, light cannot be refractive! Oulbollia

>>213913589
Here i am holding a steam gift card for you to REDEEM.

Now let's see your hand, faggot. You won't do it because you're more brown than a pile of shit in your streets.

>movie called pretty woman
>starring julia roberts
what did they mean by this

>>213913665
>There's no OG chan to gatekeep.
Just because i didn't come here in 2003 doesn't mean i can't push back against the buffoonery flooding our boards.

>>213910519 (OP)
It's leftist blank-slate propaganda based on George Bernard Shaw's play Pygmalion. The hooker with a heart of gold who gets turned into a upper class socialite by a handsome rich guy is a roastie wet dream. The original script was much darker and closer to reality, she's hooked on coke in that story and they don't get together at the end, but execs made JF Lawton turn it into a cutesy fairy tale. He then went on to do not much of anything else in his career because all his scripts were dark and fucked up, but he was known as the cute romantic comedy writer.

>>213913871
Yes the movie became the shoerbhit in ameeian because of the change by indian exdxufiij..

>>213913871
>The hooker with a heart of gold who gets turned into a upper class socialite by a handsome rich guy is a roastie wet dream.
Too bad that most of those who dream about don't have hearts of gold.
I don't think it's necessary a bad story/fable where a good person has something good happen to them. Sappy, but nothing morally wrong about it.
But incredibly vile and shitty people see stories about good people and think that they apply to them.

>>213913892
havin a stroke bro?

>>213913746
>>213913643
timestamp mutt ;D

>>213913979
>timestamp mutt ;D
i know you're confused, but try to keep up. Now post your hand, brownie

>>213913979
There are at least two seperate people making fun of you at this point

>>213913953
The falsehood is portraying her as just needing a new wardrobe and a few manners then all the sudden she's fit for high society and completely accepted by the high status man. She doesn't have any STDs or drug addictions or dangerous pimps looking for her, she's just a "good girl" who somehow became a street walking hooker through no fault of her own. It's cope for narcissist roasties who never take responsibility for anything they do.

>>213913954
They say the Greek people who worship Dionysus wine God, he made India so it is natural to hiccing up the midway portion in the throughout way. I am Dionysor little roar not the hiccuping!!

>>213910519 (OP)
Patrick Dempsey, + any woman who passes for a vivacious nympho (now I see Cara D + KStew may pull this off if they were straight.)

>>213910519 (OP)
Likeable casts are a thing of the past. There's just no new blood coming in worth a damn.

>>213911774
>>213911867
however you're being taught english quite consistently seems to do real damage to your brains. the more fluent you are in a foreign language, the less intelligent you seem to be.

>>213913979
well come on, faggot. Where is the picture of your hand? You won't because you don't want to be exposed as a brownie.

>>213915604
i hope the brown teenage boys on 4chan accept you

>>213911959
>"bloody bastard bitch"
I can't help bursting out in laughter when they call each other "benchod", which is someone who fucks his own sister.

https://youtu.be/ukznXQ3MgN0?si=k7m-u08ogEaE3LBe

why was this movie so popular?

>>213916274
cause it's good

>>213912105
Sir, you are from a gay bloodline. Possibly the gayest of bloodlines.

she would be black
unapologetically black

>>213910519 (OP)
It's a fun movie if you don't think about it (I've been on Hollywood Blvd many times and no hookers have ever looked anywhere as good as Julia Roberts and Laura San Giacomo, or even the second tier hookers in bit parts). But it's totally a star making performance from Julia. She owns the whole movie. And bless her heart for wearing those boots in the opening scenes - mainstream movies need more over-the-knee boots imo.

>>213910519 (OP)
>I genuanly dunno
>who would had a chance
Learn English

He picked the wrong one

>>213919948
Her character was a drug addict and she had to hide those sweater puppies so she didn't upstage Julia. But I'd take her as almost any other character she played.

>>213910641
It was written for them to split up. Hollywood made it a fairytale
>dude just marry a prostitute
All women are prostitutes

Also I have insight into this, since I fuck them regularly.
Most prostitutes do it because they are poor. A cause of poordom is being a genuinely nice person. I have this unfinished theory that society is culling the good people; poverty & what goes with it is what that looks like.
The chick I saw, she seemed sweet naive & wholly unprepared for making it in a capitalist hellhole. I think if Id gotten to her sooner I could have failed to save her.
Phrased differently; society is sick. Sick people thrive. Healthy people dont.

>>213910519 (OP)
My dad loves this movie for some reason. Oftentimes find him watching clips of it on youtube.

>>213920952
based dad

>>213910519 (OP)
how wealthy was he supposed to be in this film?

>>213910519 (OP)
Zendaya of the 90s

>>213910519 (OP)
Casino is the most accurate when it comes to how whores act after you marry em

>>213919948
>>213920265
>>213921893
I'll take a nice face over milkers if it's going to cost me(it always costs).

Was Julia better as a hollywood hooker or a thinly veiled version of herself?

>>213912082
>conditioned men to accept increasingly sluttier and grosser women that their grandfathers would have comfortably backhanded into a fucking wall.
I understand that you're looking for something specific, but I aim to foster respectful conversations. If you want to explore film history or themes related to changing portrayals of women, I'm happy to help with that!

>>213924082
Notting Hill is definitely a better romcom, arguably the best of all time

>>213925326
They wish !

>>213925361
Bitch!

>>213920882
>I have this unfinished theory that society is culling the good people; poverty & what goes with it is what that looks like.
>The chick I saw, she seemed sweet naive & wholly unprepared for making it in a capitalist hellhole. I think if Id gotten to her sooner I could have failed to save her.
>Phrased differently; society is sick. Sick people thrive. Healthy people dont.
Traditionally the partnership of marriage prevented what you are observing. It creates a single cohesive economic unit from two people and utilizes their combined strengths.
More than that, humans usually had ARRANGED marriages. The adults, with their experience and wisdom, would seek the best prospect for their children. This would protect good, innocent and naive people being chewed up. They could afford to go on being good people. What we have now is a temporary social system. It is failing and what will come next will resemble what worked before.

>>213925281
Notting Hill definitely has better supporting characters, but I think the romance in Pretty Woman is better. Given that their both basically fantasy movies, of course.

>>213925281
defo the most comfy and replayable

>>213910519 (OP)
Zedanya as the rich billionaire buying out white owned companies and destroying them and Pedro Pascal as the prostitute.

where's my billion dollars hollywood?

>>213926365
Ok, anons, you've convinced me I need a rewatch tonight.

Fuck off jeets, stop posting BBC

>>213928505
apricots!