Thread 213911732

Twisted Metal. Good adaptation. Funny how everyone ends up getting their wish. The last one was the snow lady
>IT BURNS! IT BURNS!

>>213911732 (OP)
ding

>>213911732 (OP)
That's quite a stretch. Maybe if she burned dead, but it was just treadmill

>>213912200
>That's quite a stretch. Maybe if she burned dead, but it was just treadmill
Her wish. It's not a stretch. Everyone is getting their wish in cheeky Calypso fashion. It's fun and a nod to the games.

>>213912295
I don't know if treadmills are that warm. Maybe hot asfalt outside would've been warmer.
Unless her skin was only cold and underneath it's all warm and fuzzy. But it's still just her face and rest of her would be cold

>>213912359
>I don't know if treadmills are that warm.
I mean treadmills arent that fast to kill people and how exactly would she die even if was? Its just shitty TV logic. But her line
>IT BURNS!
is the show basically confirming to us that everyone will get their wish. Asian guy gets to "fly", preachers baby gets to grow up safe. Her having her face burned to and dying because of it is pretty in line with Calypso granting their wish.

>>213912416
Kinda lame. She should've turned in to fenix that dies every 2 seconds and respawns bringing eternal warmth and agony

>>213911732 (OP)
What's the actress with hairy armpits from this please?

>>213912516
can't you check online

>>213912516
the hapa?

>>213912782
This whole time I thought she was supposed to be Grasshopper. Guess that means she's available for next season.

>>213912782
>>213912594
I have no idea, I saw it mentioned somewhere but I can't find which character it is. Is it the main chick?

>>213911732 (OP)
reddit, the show

>>213911732 (OP)
Frostbite shoulda died burning in her vehicle or something more kino, that was lame. Also died from some face burns on the treadmill? Really??

The Apocalypse Nine was... a cool concept. But it was kinda a meh episode with Mr Grimm and Sweet Tooth out of the fight

The dramatic buildup in this episode was in-fucking-sane. Hits right in the feels.
And now the bloodbath begins.

>*sigh* :) Yeah. I couldn't ask for a better friend to share it with...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SuWAGT9ZkYE

>>213916249
>>213916243
yeah i understand they cant have every episode be car-derby but damn these were some filler episodes

>>213915994
Agreed pants

>>213916249
HAROOOLDD NOOOOOO

>>213916579
A fren was lost.
A good fren.

>>213916902
what did harold die?

>>213911732 (OP)
Spoilers you fucking faggot!

>>213916935
D-don't worry anon. Harold is fine he just went to a farm upstate

>>213912782
Pit status?

>>213911732 (OP)
season 1 was so dogshit so I didn't expect this much of edgekino

>>213917066
oh shit grimm totally killed harold. had to check. well fuck grimm and his antics. i'm on team sweetooth now

>>213911732 (OP)
i adore this show for how apologetically silly it is and how all the mc are stupid and not by accident stupid but stupid that fits the world
i also love the dude play calypso, first time i have seen it i bascially thought what the fuck is this random dude from the street in this show.. but no i was wrong dude has comedic timing down

>>213917154
Complete opposite. S2 is worse than S1 by a mile. Also you have incredibly shit taste.

>>213917245
also this is hanna from Silent Hill Arcade

>>213917245
Shout out to all the people who are forcing you to watch season 2

>>213917237
holy esl
but i agree

>>213917237
>i also love the dude play calypso
Seen him in some shows. Usually a bit similar role kinda funny guy role but with less hair

>>213917339
Don't write checks your ass can't cash

>>213917505
Damn, do you write your own material? I never heard that one.

>>213917245
>>213917339
stfu and die samefagger

Why is this good exactly? I couldn't get through the first episode

It seemed like Streamslop with the Streamslop black actor

>>213917684
>uh oh.. someone said something I don't like! What should I do???
GO SCHIZO!! KWAB

>>213917749
nice photoshop pedro

>>213917789
He still can't accept the truth... it's gettin sad now

>>213917853
Doubling down on the schizo-ism. Okay I like it

>>213917138
We haven't gotten pits since TWISTER

>>213917992
>>213917684

I watched the series, and it's painfully non-scored.
>No cool metal songs, of stablished bands
>No cool metal songs, of unknown bands
>No IP songs, used in games
>Not even cool original songs for this series
It was painful to watch 5-6 episodes without ONE fucking song blasting
This series don't deserve a second season

>>213918390
Schizo's losing it today aren't ya bud?

>>213918458
No I just want you die armpitnigger

>>213918458
>make an original post, with a valid complaint, and sound argument
>accuses me of being a samefag or schizo or whatever other nigger he's talking in the thread
Whatever dude, fuck you, and fuck this thread, and fuck this series
I'll rather close this tab and blast some rolling stones or somethign
Fuck you!

>>213918448
They did Rob Zombie - Dragula. But yeah they do need more Rob Zombie

>>213918519
>make an original post

>>213918519
lol theres the meltdown! knew it was coming
you made my day

>>213918519
>>make an original post
dude kys

>>213917418
They nailed the casting

>>213917044
SPOONMAN

>>213911732 (OP)
I remember playing this, but playing a guy in a truck or SUV that had a lightening rod on his truck?

>>213918689
Yea he's good fit. It's just weird to see him in wig. Which maybe works for the show

Wow, you can actually spot the shillposting in the thread

>>213917625
>cute hapa
>can't drive
>illiterate
>was married to a shota
>surprisingly good at fighting
Good god

Really wanted to make this just one webm.
But the file size just kept coming out too big.

Why did Anthony Mackie insist on multiple takes?

>>213918978
You chose to be a raging homosexual on the internet. Just a reminder.

>>213918903
She stupid but cute

>>213919013
What does homosexuality have to do with your favorite scene from your favorite series?

>>213918978
>>213919059
Based

>>213919013
And whats wrong with that?

>>213918731
Lightning rod? No clue who that might be

>>213918731
>>213919441
Outlaw.

>>213919441
Didn't the cop car have a lightning attack?

>>213919587
see
>>213919556

Now I get it why some 'people' say s1 > s2
it's rancid fujo femcel xitterefugees...

>>213919205
LET ME SEE THAT THOOOOOOOOOOOONG

Needed more light

Dollface aside, most of the characters that have been killed off are white or light-skinned in the case of Chuckie. This is a genocide.

>>213920109
holy shit get a life

>>213920109
this but for me no female nude even it's sex scene

>>213918605
>>213918608
>>213918642
>crt+f
>music
>0 results
>ost
>0 results
>song
>0 results prior to anon's post
>3 posts calling on him not being an original post
Holy shit the schizoism is real

>>213920179
Shut the fuck up................ SHUT YOUR FUCKING MOUTH THE FUCK UP RIGHT NOW!

I love the twisted metal games but I remember this looking so fucking gay when it first came out. Like a low rent transformers with a nigger lead.
Are you seriously telling me there is anything worthwhile about this show? Not sure I can handle a /tv/ rec. I'm still seething about the shield.

>>213920307
?
are you ok?

>>213920307
Is this the same schizo still sperging out? lol

>>213920374
It's not perfect. But it could definitely be alot worse. I like it for the callbacks and references. I find it totally worth watching.

>>213918927
I can't believe that Harold is gone bros..

>>213912295
so is she really dead just from a treadmill burn?
they really didn't confirm it.
who else had made wishes thats still alive?
Mayhem but she wished to be invincible. if that was her real wish.. if shes really not grasshopper.

What is with threads for this show? They either fucking get 2 replies or 150.

Anyway, I feel we have too many likeable characters, and some of them have to die, yet we don't want them too. Some are also to iconic to die when they are talking about having ideas for multiple new seasons. Can't just fucking kill Axel even though they are setting up a heroic sacrifice.

>>213920694
I was almost convinced to watch this. Thank you anon.

>>213920962
All they would have to do is fudge the wish last minute.
>Damn. I really liked some of these assholes.
>Yeah. Wish things could have gone differently.
>WISH Granted!
>Cue montage of assholes improbably surviving their fates.

>>213921001
Not everyone can be a Twisted Metal fan

>>213921242
I am. I'm just not a fan of interracial pairings and actively avoid watching anything that involves them.

>>213920502
never played twisted metal, so don't know if that was reference to something but sweetooth playing vampire was quite fun

>>213921298
>"I won't be watching this"
>Sticks around anyway
These are my favorite kind of shills

>>213920962
Vermin's gonna probably die, Raven could die they could always replace her.
Obviously you gotta keep the main characters John & Quiet. Axel has to live, I hope and assume Mr. Grimm has to live.
Stu is gonna join back up with Mike somehow and hopefully we get the monster truck

>>213921324
Not a reference that I know of. Was just Sweet Tooth being funny

>>213921389
It's valid criticism. I was interested, but now I'm not due to interracial pairings.
I doubt the producers will learn from this, but hopefully somebody smarter will.

>>213921474
>Vermin's gonna probably die
In the trailer, you can see her car blow up in the lightening round that is starting, so I doubt she will make it. Grimm though that I can easily just kill, and simply have him get up in an after credits scene since he is basically supernatural. Axel I'm worried about, because they are definitely setting up something with him and May, but he feels to iconic to kill.

>>213921591
I won't be watching this and will stick around anyway

This new Raven is a total upgrade Neve Campbell was overacting her scenes and it was kinda cringe

>>213921700
Based

SEX WITH TWISTER

>>213921591
i also will not be watching this and will stick around because i don't like it so much

>>213918689
His voice isn't quite there but he's got the look and presence.

>>213921811
i meant SEX WITH GRASSHOPPER

>>213921811
I would tho

>>213921911
Not sure who did his voice in season 1, but it was fucking great.

>"Oh I don't live down here..."

>>213918823
>>213918927
foreshadowing
bravo Peacock

>>213911732 (OP)
saw this pop up when season 1 was airing and it looked like safe for network tv boomer slop.
is it any good or did i have the right read?

>>213921636
>you can see her car blow up in the lightening round
Yuuup she gone

>>213922108
SHUT UP
NIGGER
FUCK YOU

>>213922094
ooooo nice detail catch

>>213922126
>probably not even a body for Grimm to take her soul
Greatest tragic love story ever told.

>>213922094
what is this foreshadowing?

>>213922202
The yellow lights represent the fire that would a few minutes later consume his papery body

The fucking spoilers in this thread.

Have you complete niggers no decency?

>>213911732 (OP)
>Twisted Metal

shockingly wasnt bad, but very campy
what helps it is that its mostly a show about characters, so no matter how cartoony it gets you do care for those people

>>213916607
Oh shit didn't know it had this kind of gore in it. Interest slightly elevated.

>>213922271
It's not really a serious dramatic show. It's a fucking wacky live action cartoon, we already know John wins too.

i had some friends over and we were bored and put this show on the tv as a joke expecting it to be terrible but it was surprisingly not that bad. i am really confused why someone put effort into making a twisted metal tv show.

>>213911732 (OP)
season 1 was better

this one is leaning way too hard into reddit humour

>>213922168
I wasn't ready for these feels

>>213922307
>not really a serious dramatic show
>last episode had more kinomatic dramatic twists that have been seen on screen in decades. DECADES, surpassing Breaking Reddit Bad

Like I said. Complete niggers. Probably latinxs.

>>213922271
If you like the show enough to care then you should like the show enough to, you know, fucking watch it you dimebag

>>213922325
Honestly the first few episodes of season 1 are the worst, it gets better and season 2 is pure unadulterated twisted kino

How do they keep making this middle-aged mexican woman so sexy

>>213922426
This is entirely about courtesy of not spoiling the show for others. You are a fucking NIGGER zoomer.

>boomer slop
shutup zoomer you probably don't even know what Twisted Metal is since it was before your time

>>213922598
oops meant to @ >>213922108

Wonder if there will be a season 3. Sweet Tooth will probably survive. He's way too iconic.

>>213922481
She's cool but the actress shows signs of being genuinely creeped out by Vermin. She's trying hard not to crack in scenes with her. It's subtle but funny.

>>213922538
Just watch the show and it won't be spoiled for you because you'll already know about it. Just watch the show.
>but I don't want to watch the show! I want to save the episode for the weekend when I'm drinking alone! I want to wait until the end and binge it all at once!
On-demand television is unnatural and it is unnatural for you to participate in it. For thousands of years mankind watched television shows at the same time on the same channel communally, sharing the experience together. It was wrong for us to turn our back on that tradition and it's wrong for you to not just watch the show when it comes out.

>>213922650
Shut the fuck up right now nigger because I'm not reading any of that nonsense. Understood?

>>213922624
I do wish they'd pulled back just a little bit on uglifying Vermin, she cute

>>213922705
Her actress is pretty good. Just the right amount of crazy without being too cringe.

>>213922705
The actress is gorgeous, and that she can go from that to Vermin is nothing short of amazing. Total theatrical skill.

>good adaptation
>videogame has cars with crazy weapons destroying other cars
>in the show drivers just shoot other drivers with hand guns
It's boring shit.

>>213922705
>>213922765
Wish I could be the ants in her pants..

>>213917303
cute, I like it when lil child portrayed as cute and both scary in any medium

>>213922139
ok so it's just boomer slop then

>>213923040
NOT FOR ZOOMIES

>>213922598
>since it was before your time
i was playing carmageddon on pc before you were swimming in your dads balls.

Twisted Metal is 100% a zoomer filter. Way she goes.

>>213923079
and yet you use zoomer language? Hah okay sure I don't believe you

>>213923123
>slop
>zoomer language
is this nigga fr fr no cap on a stack?

Even with all the wokeism this show still rules somehow.

>>213923213
What wokeism?

>>213923239

>le empowered ethnic female characters
>le obligatory black guy as main character
>advocating for trans rights in every episode
>BLM logo appearing at the end of credits

>>213923123
slop is the opposite of kino. i saw these words on /tv/ months before they hit mainstream. these are our words not zoomers.

>>213923542
calling someone a "boomer" you dipshit not "slop"
jesus christ whata they teaching these kids these days

>>213911732 (OP)
The second season is so much better than the first, and all that payoff worked. Happy for them

>>213920962
>>213921474
Axel already got his wish unfortunately, will likely die trying to protect her. It makes Mayhem invincible.

>>213923729
>>213922693

Right in the feels.

>>213923729
I loved his outfit was just the chippendale collar

>>213923992
The mix of comedy and tragedy throughout that entire episode is ingenius. Perhaps even kinomatically transcendental.

buy an ad.
whole thread is samefag shilling

>>213924132
dont need no ad when you are here to bump the thread for us lil guy

>>213924132
Sit down on the ground like a dog while we discuss cinematic craftsmanship of the series known as Twisted Metal. As well as pits seen, not seen, and perhaps yet to be seen.

>>213924329
Beautifully said

>>213923729
>>213923913

>>213924095
the show keeps a good balance of tragedy and comedy makes it fun

I actually liked the latest episode even though it was filler. It gave character development to a show about a car battle royale

I love Grimm he's a fave. Even if they end up killing him at any point he'll probably just come back.
Does he really have the supernatural powers or is he just a schizo? or maybe both?

>>213924443
>>213924469
Absolutely. We're well beyond the territory of "The Seven Basic Plots" here lads. God could stage the ultimate biggest fuck off if the world ended before we get to eat next Thursday.

>>213924495
It's definitely both.

What the show does right is making characters as likable and unlikeable as possible knowing each and one of them can die, making Calypso an Absolute bastard making them fight each other.

At this point, everyone has a different favorite character for one reason or another, and you will have to deal with the fact that they'll lose.

>>213924495
I hope we never find out. (we probably will)

>>213924495
In the games at least literally a reaper trying to get Calypso probably for messing with the order of souls. Minion wanted him because he took his powers :@ dunno about tv version though

Favorite Season 1 Character?

Flower Power was such a surprise to see

did you notice that harold is casper

>>213924940
MAAAAAAN, TWISTER NEEDED TO COME BACK!!! Quiet could've had Darkside in the Finale

>>213924791
Well hold on a second, not everyone has to cope with their character losing. What people whose favorite is Joh....ah shit you're right.

>>213924791
it's probably because squidgame became popular

>>213922623
If there is, and Sweet Tooth doesn't make it, then Dark Tooth will probably take his place. The director already opened his mouth about S3 and possibly 4 but I'd hope the series ends here on a high note. If the niggers get their Marxist wish and the walls come down then it potentially unlocks new characters. Though I don't know how much ground there is left to cover with characters without making new completely original ones, at which point the show would become less like the game and more like an original series.
>the show enlists David Jaffe as a writer
would be interesting, but like I said, better to play it safe and end on a high note here rather than gamble.

Loved Grimm desu, when his voices speak i can't bother to have sensible chuckle

>>213925021
NEED MOAR TWISTER PITS!!!!!!!!!!

>>213924963
Casper? The friendly ghost?

>>213926101
yes

>>213926196
Can't believe I missed that....

>>213924963
holy shit

>>213924963
Caspere knew this

hey. casper here. ama

>>213925218
>>the show enlists David Jaffe as a writer
Don't fucking do this his writing is terrible and every TM game he was an auteur on was dogshit
protip he had nothing to do with TM2 or Head On and his involvement in Black was very minimal because the other devs kept having to cut out his terrible ideas. He's just the only dev who has so little of a fucking life he pretends like he made the franchise successful. TM2012, the only game he actively directed, was dreadful as a consequence. He's a terrible fucking writer.

>>213926518
Dam. Scratch that then, if true. Plausible because his wife was actually the one who named characters like Sweet Tooth, Darkside etc.

>>213926644
It's 100% true if you look at what he was actually involved in then compare it to the shit he claims. He's a charlatan and a grifter. Basically a lolcow.

>>213926666
Holy Quads

Best chance Jaffe has is to help make car combat look cooler and designing

>>213926235
>>213926332
>>213926447
and the episode is a 90s highschool theme

The frogfag poster needs to go

>>213927795
Wish him away after you win the tournament

Well it's been a good thread. Goodnight /tm/ general
Dream of Mayhem

>>213927795
Hey.

I could not help but overhear you say something. Would you mind repeating what you just said, jew? Just so I can be filled in on the details. So just tell me what you just said. Say it directly to my cock, jew.

RIP Harold

Well? Spit it out shitsnaps.

Oh. The jew scurried away. My oh my.
My oh my oh my....

>>213922281
This show looks like it's made for absolute retards

>>213928494
Rest in rip, sweet tender dear child.

>>213911732 (OP)
Haven't watched this yet, but I thought only the winner gets their wish granted. Is it different in the show?

>>213928660
The winner gets their wish, but everyone else who's not a winner gets a twishted version of their wish. The show has many twishts indeed! *insane giggle*

>>213928660
they die in the spirit of their wish.

>>213928814
>>213928868
Oh, that's kinda cool. Makes sense, you can just replay the game to see all the different endings, but that wouldn't work for a show.

>can you spoiler and green text at the same time?
Test

>>213928629
Then you should really watch it! LOL

>>213928868
*******SPOILERS ALERT ZONE PLEASE EVACUATE THE AREA IMMEDIATELY ***********

> Raven will go into a coma.
>Mayhem will gain invincibility by being protected by Axel
>Vermin will be exterminate
> Mr.Grimm will achieve singularity...
>Sweet Tooth will scream for ice cream?
> Stu will...?
> Mike will...?

>>213929142
lmao got em

******EXTREME SPOILER PLS DON'T LOOK********

Mayhem, Raven, Quiet will finally expose their pits, baring them for all pit fans to behold and make studied analytic comparisons

>>213929458
OH MY GOD

>>213916935
Grimm set him on fire

>>213920109
More of the characters in the show are white though

>>213921474
Quiet should die

>>213921474
Seems like axel could die protecting naps

>>213929458
This... alters everything.

>>213929631
You're white though.

>>213929202
That's all bullshit, but I believe it.

Two questions.
1. Is this show actually good?
2. Is best girl in it?

>>213930285
1. You have to watch it to find out
2. You could literally just read the thread

>>213930329
I don't want to read the thread in case I decide to watch it, as it'll be full of spoilers.

Mayhem would get it.

>>213929202
What the fuck did Sweet Tooth even wish for? What could that clown possibly wish for?
Ok I'm done. Gentlemen, it's been a pleasure. See you all next round.
*speeds off into the horizon*
*you hear a honk-honk from the distance*

I liked when Grimm was introduced doing his soul sucking thing and thinking to myself, "It'd be funny if it's just him hallucinating it all." And then not much later they showed him hallucinating it all.
Great show.

>>213930371
I think he wants to be known.
Which is basically what Calypso wanted for himself too..

>>213930409
>>213916424

>>213930428
Yeah, that was it. Good stuff. Played out exactly as I was hoping.

>>213930410
Oh right.

>>213930552
Dare we wonder what such a demented character such as the one you posted would wish for

*turns on the radio and switches from "I Wanna Know What Love Is" to Limb Biscuit - Break Things*

>>213930624
He just wants everyone to have a good time.

>>213930700
>Your wish.... is granted..
>Now everyone will only ever have a good time and not a great time.
>hahahahHAHAAHAHAAA

>>213930624
Yes.

>>213930714
Kek'd

>>213930714
Absolutely twisted.

>>213930714
bruh thats cold
that aint right cuh

>>213930714
Yo

>i'm adopting you, Stu
lmao
he probably didn't even know the nine were there

>>213931524
Seems that Sweet Tooth was with the doctor the whole time and Mr Grimm got locked out cause he went fishing. Would have liked to see them fight. But I guess it did it for the development of other characters

>>213930714
Delete this

>>213912295
>>213912782
>womanslop
No thx

>>213932877
All television and film is slop, at least qts give you something nice to look at and aspire to marry and impregnate.
Take Mayhem for instance.
She'd get it.

>>213912782
Cute

*releases sleeping smoke in ur path*
Oh no what's happening... oh no. :( Hahahahahhaa

>>213933504
whata jerk

>>213933504
he's so cute
such a cute little fella

>>213933504
>oh no...hahahaha