Thread 213914995

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Anonymous 8/22/2025, 8:36:41 PM No.213914995 >>213915159 >>213915238 >>213915328 >>213915502 >>213916187 >>213917730 >>213917791 >>213917818 >>213918006 >>213919839 >>213920212 >>213920260 >>213920704

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Maybe a little bit of cinnamon would make it taste better

Anonymous 8/22/2025, 8:44:26 PM No.213915159 >>213920774

>>213914995 (OP)
isn't every single plant extinct?

Anonymous 8/22/2025, 8:47:19 PM No.213915238 >>213919065

>>213914995 (OP)
Cinnamon finnamon
All frimmanon feminine

Anonymous 8/22/2025, 8:50:59 PM No.213915328 >>213915436 >>213917190 >>213920722

>>213914995 (OP)
Why does that spoon look so over designed

Anonymous 8/22/2025, 8:55:29 PM No.213915436 >>213920279

>>213915328
There is no spoon.

Anonymous 8/22/2025, 8:58:10 PM No.213915502

>>213914995 (OP)
>live underground
>don't have any earthenware
wtf was their problem?

Anonymous 8/22/2025, 9:28:18 PM No.213916187 >>213918197

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>>213914995 (OP)
You could make it taste like nothing at all by putting it inside of gelatine capsules that only dissolve in your stomach. You make the slop and then insert it into the capsules with a machine. You would probably have to ingest large quantities to get a full tasteless meal.

Anonymous 8/22/2025, 10:10:37 PM No.213917150

I'd just sneak back to the pods, murder someone ugly, and plug myself into their pod.

Anonymous 8/22/2025, 10:12:27 PM No.213917190 >>213918038 >>213920684

>>213915328
That's because the spoon can be used to clip and hold onto that metal tin so you can heat the tin up by holding the spoon.

Anonymous 8/22/2025, 10:37:27 PM No.213917730 >>213918038

>>213914995 (OP)
What the hell is that spoon?

Anonymous 8/22/2025, 10:39:42 PM No.213917791

>>213914995 (OP)
To me it looks like a bit of creamed corn mixed with grits that are too wet.

Anonymous 8/22/2025, 10:40:46 PM No.213917818

>>213914995 (OP)
a little cinnamon will help with this snot & jizz gruel.

Anonymous 8/22/2025, 10:44:17 PM No.213917914 >>213920817 >>213922525

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you know what it really reminds me of? human semen

Anonymous 8/22/2025, 10:48:43 PM No.213918006

>>213914995 (OP)
>Plug into training matrix
>run streak.exe
>shovel gruel into mouth
Whats the issue?

Anonymous 8/22/2025, 10:50:03 PM No.213918038

>>213917730
See: >>213917190

Anonymous 8/22/2025, 10:57:12 PM No.213918197 >>213919239 >>213920118

>>213916187
There's absolutely nothing stopping them from eating the best steak and foods possible inside their personal simulator while being fed slop in reality. They already have sex in the simulator. Others do their real job in Zion all day while in a nice simulated program room. Pretending they have to physically eat the slop day after day is idiotic.

Anonymous 8/22/2025, 11:29:47 PM No.213919025

>test

Anonymous 8/22/2025, 11:30:41 PM No.213919065

>>213915238
this, anon's woke

Anonymous 8/22/2025, 11:36:52 PM No.213919239

>>213918197
Matrix is sci-fi for really dumb people. Like Tomorrow War or the works of Christopher Nolan.

Anonymous 8/22/2025, 11:59:19 PM No.213919839 >>213921572

>>213914995 (OP)
Why are there so many good threads on /tv/ today? I keep laughing at most of them

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:11:23 AM No.213920118

>>213918197
The whole reason to escape The Matrix is to stop living a lie, whether the lie is good or bad.

https://youtu.be/uCjXxcvqsjk

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:14:30 AM No.213920185 >>213920242 >>213920422 >>213921968

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People eat horse feed every day and think it's healthy

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:15:37 AM No.213920212

>>213914995 (OP)
More like gaynamon

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:16:36 AM No.213920242 >>213920275 >>213920302 >>213920317

>>213920185
but muh fiber and proteinz!

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:17:23 AM No.213920260 >>213920878

>>213914995 (OP)
Why didn't they just plug in while they were eating so they could make it taste like anything they wanted?

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:17:58 AM No.213920275

>>213920242
Which meme diet do you claim to subscribe to while eating whatever slop you always have?

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:18:07 AM No.213920279

>>213915436
yes there is it's right there in the image, you must be confused because the head of the spoon, the spoony part, is obscured by the gruel

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:19:09 AM No.213920302 >>213920314 >>213920346

>>213920242
humans can't digest fiber
it's the biggest meme food ever pushed

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:19:29 AM No.213920314

>>213920302
>have zero fiber in your diet
>shit water

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:19:41 AM No.213920317

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>>213920242
>OH NOES LECTINS, I BETTER BUY DR. SILLYGLASSES' $12 BOX OF SPECIAL SPAGHETTI!

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:20:59 AM No.213920346 >>213920392

>>213920302
>I'M ON THE PRIMAL DIET DEWD!
>SHIT BLOOD
many such cases from primal panacea fags I personally know
but listen to sv3rige, the clinically insane retard who went on a stabbing spree in middle school

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:22:50 AM No.213920392 >>213920724 >>213920771

>>213920346
>sv3rige
literally who?

I'm just saying fiber is not digested by humans? Can you disprove this?

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:23:59 AM No.213920422 >>213920517 >>213920799 >>213920918

>>213920185
I had oatmeal for lunch. I add peanut butter, Nutella, roasted sunflower seeds and some dried cranberries. Shit’s cash

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:27:45 AM No.213920517

>>213920422
good for you

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:34:10 AM No.213920684 >>213921126

>>213917190
Heat it where? They're not camping.

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:35:16 AM No.213920704

>>213914995 (OP)
Looks like soggy corn flakes

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:35:36 AM No.213920722

>>213915328
Because it's some random shit they found and turned into a spoon.

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:35:43 AM No.213920724 >>213920851

>>213920392
It's not supposed to be digested.

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:36:16 AM No.213920738

Test

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:37:37 AM No.213920771 >>213920801

>>213920392
Are you Hindustinian or something? Do you think shitting liquid is normal?

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:37:41 AM No.213920774

>>213915159
I assume zion has hydroponics.

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:38:38 AM No.213920799

>>213920422
based. oatmeal + pb is my regular post workout snack. cheap healthy filling

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:38:40 AM No.213920801

>>213920771
>Are you Hindustinian
lel, they eat nothing but fiber and carbs

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:39:09 AM No.213920817 >>213922525

>>213917914
did you ever taste human semen?
that makes you wonder about a lot of things
how did the machines know what human semen tasted like?

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:40:21 AM No.213920851 >>213920872

>>213920724
Yeah it's supposed to make you have horrendous gas and bloat.

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:41:05 AM No.213920872 >>213920925

>>213920851
>he isn't a FARTMAXXER

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:41:16 AM No.213920878 >>213920938

>>213920260
They can't control their body to chew while in the simulator.
They could chug the goop and then have a nice fake meal in the simulator after, but then you're just wasting time.

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:42:43 AM No.213920918

>>213920422
Based. I eat bricks of baked oatmeal with chocolate chips for breakfast

Anonymous 8/23/2025, 12:42:54 AM No.213920925

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