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Anonymous No.213915122 >>213915224 >>213915661 >>213915758 >>213915762 >>213915895 >>213915935 >>213915986 >>213916105 >>213916137 >>213916256 >>213916417 >>213916458 >>213916597 >>213916897 >>213916954 >>213917439 >>213918952 >>213919941 >>213920042 >>213920699 >>213926182 >>213927735 >>213929237 >>213931440 >>213933139 >>213933253 >>213934372 >>213936972 >>213937298 >>213937675 >>213939073 >>213939073
Why did /tv/ not like this? It's fun.
Anonymous No.213915183 >>213915564 >>213921203 >>213926977 >>213938524
>>21391512
Anonymous No.213915224
>>213915122 (OP)
Cowboy Bebop the anime was fun, this isn't.
Anonymous No.213915240
I don't watch Netflix slop. If I want to watch Cowboy Bebop the whole series is ready to go on my hard drive at any time
Anonymous No.213915564
>>213915183
>SPIKE SNEEDLEEEE
Anonymous No.213915640 >>213917748 >>213931242
you are black and you are male
Anonymous No.213915661
>>213915122 (OP)
Normies can't appreciate anime humor..
Anonymous No.213915666 >>213915769 >>213916067 >>213916686 >>213926900
I haven't seen the anime, so here's an unbiased opinion:
All the things with the black guy was super fun. He was such a fun character and all his side-plot shenanigans were lighthearted and enjoyable.
The girl was obnoxious and not hot. I can't stress the "no hot" point enough. She acted like a 17 years old turbo hot girl, and could work with a 17 years old turbo hot girl, but not with the fridge 35 years old that played it.
The MC was old as fuck. He could barely move, and it shows that all actions scenes and non-action scenes were tailored for the dude not to move too much.
The evil guy was great.
The MC girl I don't even remember her.
Those are this series sins, from an unbiased perspective.
It literally boils down to
>cast hotter girls
>cast someone that can actually move and do action for your action series
Anonymous No.213915667
the main plot was boring but otherwise it was pretty fun
Anonymous No.213915758 >>213915865
>>213915122 (OP)
What is "the ouch"
Is it southern California?
Anonymous No.213915762 >>213938501
>>213915122 (OP)
>Its fun
I wonder why this excuse works for garbage like Fallout or One Piece when it didn't work here?
Anonymous No.213915769 >>213915845 >>213916056 >>213916569 >>213916747
>>213915666
>watches the netflix slop adaptation of the classic anime
>doesn't watch the classic anime
why the fuck would anyone care about your opinion on anything, you fucking retard?
Anonymous No.213915845 >>213915902 >>213916328
>>213915769
>watching anime
Ask me how I know your virgin hands have never touched female skin other than your mom's sweaty vagina at birth.
Anonymous No.213915865 >>213916885
>>213915758
It's code word for CBT
Anonymous No.213915895
>>213915122 (OP)
tv is stupid, also /tv/ is stupid
Anonymous No.213915902 >>213915956 >>213915997
>>213915845
>netflix-tier comeback
>thinks cowboy bebop is le obscure weeb anime
why are you wasting time here when there's slop to be consoomed?
Anonymous No.213915935
>>213915122 (OP)
>its le fun!
This is the ultimate cope of any tard defending garbage.
Anonymous No.213915956 >>213916015 >>213916080 >>213916092 >>213916261 >>213916735 >>213916938 >>213923671 >>213929364
>>213915902
Hit a little too close to home, incel?
Anonymous No.213915986 >>213916757
>>213915122 (OP)
millenial writing slop
but it was ok
Anonymous No.213915997 >>213916015 >>213916261
>>213915902
You sound mad.
Anonymous No.213916015
>>213915956
>>213915997
oh no i've been welcomed to the ouch
Anonymous No.213916017
It felt like a bad Doctor Who type show instead of being Cowboy Bebop.
Anonymous No.213916026
netflix you motherfuckers, john cho was like 50 and has the charisma of a rock. faye's whole hook is that she's a sexy femme fatale not a retarded dweeb, jett's not supposed to have a kid, im still so angry about this!
Anonymous No.213916056 >>213916261
>>213915769
>why the fuck would anyone care about your opinion
It's literally on the OP post, you turbo nigger amoeba-brain dicksucker, he's literally asking for my opinion on the tv show
But ok
Anonymous No.213916067 >>213918124 >>213918599
>>213915666
I'm with the other anon. The anime is considered one of the best TV shows ever made. Why would you watch the Netflix remake of it instead of the original?
Anonymous No.213916080 >>213920387
>>213915956
Anonymous No.213916092 >>213916218
>>213915956
You are such a giga-normie know-nothing retard. Cowboy Bebop is literally the most well-known, most entry-level, and least cringe anime besides Dragon Ball Z. That fact that you would talk down to it as if you deserved to have an opinion on it shows me that you're a low IQ idiot that needs to just go somewhere else more your speed, like reddit or facebook.
Anonymous No.213916105 >>213918629
>>213915122 (OP)
No, it was so thoroughly shit in almost every respect that they had to have ruined it on purpose.
>Spike is played by (a middle-aged) Harold from Harold & Kumar, and now he's a child murderer
>Faye is a dumpy 34-year-old Mexifornian man-hating lesbian
>Jet is black and won't shut up about his daughter
>Gren is a straight-up tranny, with no kino backstory
>Vicious and Julia appear in every episode, and Julia's now a girlboss
>Constant cringe-inducing attempts at comedy, including toilet humour
>Nearly every episode is simultaneously rushed and padded to the point of tedium
>Looks like they're in New Zealand 99% of the time, because they are
And that's just scratching the surface. https://youtu.be/Erb2x5SQHd8
Anonymous No.213916137 >>213916298
>>213915122 (OP)
meh.
Anonymous No.213916218 >>213916480
>>213916092
>Cowboy Bebop is literally the most well-known
Naruto, Bleach, Sailor Moon, Evangelion are x10 more known to the public conciousness than Bebop.
You sound angry, have you tried quitting your 4chan addiction for a couple of days or does that go against your programming?
Anonymous No.213916256 >>213916326
>>213915122 (OP)
>Why did you not like this?
Anonymous No.213916261 >>213916327
>>213915956
>>213915997
>>213916056
>"y-you sound mad"
>spergs out for multiple posts unprompted
kwab
Anonymous No.213916298 >>213920419
>>213916137
no one ever seems to remember that random scene where they make out in faye's room
Anonymous No.213916326 >>213916391 >>213916444
>>213916256
This seemed like the only detail besides Ein that they really cared about getting right.
Anonymous No.213916327
>>213916261
You sound seriously injured.
Anonymous No.213916328
>>213915845
>Disdain for anime
>But watches Netflix slop
Fuck off, shit-eating whore
Anonymous No.213916363
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A6F40In1Xw8&list=RDA6F40In1Xw8&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.213916365
it has a weird tone that most people missed
Anonymous No.213916391
>>213916326
>they really cared about getting right
the character is a bimbo with her tits out and they made her a conservatively dressed roastie
Anonymous No.213916417
>>213915122 (OP)
Why would any self-respecting jndividual settle for an inferior bootleg when the superior original is two clicks away?
Anonymous No.213916444
>>213916326
>didn't cast a girl with big tits
>completely covered what tits she did have (like they prudes they are when it comes to things heterosexual men like)
They fucked up Ein too, by turning him into a webcam/projector for some retarded reason.
Anonymous No.213916458
>>213915122 (OP)
>Geriatric bugman Spike
>Black Jett
Never gonna watch it
>Inb4 black Jett was the best part
I'll never know, never gonna watch it
Anonymous No.213916480
>>213916218
Have you tried not being a lame retarded shill and glazing a show that was so bad that even Netflix knew it was bad and canceled it? Season 2 when?? HA!
Anonymous No.213916569
>>213915769
It blows my mind that there are people like this. Like they'll put on an episode of Netflix's Cowboy Bebop or Rings of Power or whatever and sit there watching it and then when it finishes they'll put on the next one lmfao.
Anonymous No.213916571 >>213916646 >>213921315 >>213931271
Anonymous No.213916580
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TML15rDOvMs
Anonymous No.213916597 >>213916639
>>213915122 (OP)
Cringe
Anonymous No.213916639 >>213918305 >>213918349 >>213918880 >>213921156 >>213927836 >>213939932
>>213916597
it's even worse in motion
Anonymous No.213916646 >>213916660 >>213916669 >>213916701 >>213916717 >>213916770
>>213916571
What is this from???
Anonymous No.213916660 >>213916717
>>213916646
knockin on heavens door
Anonymous No.213916669
>>213916646
The movie
Anonymous No.213916686 >>213916855 >>213918124
>>213915666
>I'm an absolute nigger lover, see my digits haha I love beast of the field blacks so much!
>And here's some reasonable points alongside to make my bait believable
Lmao I don't watch trannime and won't watch this but I've seen this pattern before, it's an attempt to subtly endear the niggers to humans (white men) and I'll always find you and stop it wherever you try it you fucking demon
Anonymous No.213916701
>>213916646
Child problem 2
Anonymous No.213916717
>>213916646
>>213916660
Featuring Vincent Gallo as the villain.
Anonymous No.213916735
>>213915956
Is that what you think you look like? You need to shave again btw.
Anonymous No.213916747
>>213915769
serves as a confirmation if it's any good (can stand on its own without the original) or the usual slop
not like you needed it really, shit's evident just by looking at it, but still
Anonymous No.213916757 >>213918187
>>213915986
Gen x writing.
Anonymous No.213916770
>>213916646
Anonymous No.213916855 >>213917032 >>213918124
>>213916686
His description of Jet in this is laughably false too. Seeing a reticent tough-guy-with-a-heart-of-gold turned into a garrulous, divorced sad sack who's constantly afraid of offending women is the opposite of fun. As are the side plots, such as those with that nasty hag who's constantly trying to fuck him.
Anonymous No.213916885
>>213915865
oh...
serious ouch then
Anonymous No.213916897 >>213917326
>>213915122 (OP)
Because it was so bad I spent the whole night crying
Anonymous No.213916925
sweat from a man's balls
Anonymous No.213916938
>>213915956
She killed that man
Anonymous No.213916954
>>213915122 (OP)
Why did they make Faye lame and gay?
Anonymous No.213917032 >>213917419
>>213916855
It was terrible, ive never seen an adaption that bad. Its like they took everything out of it and handed us a bastarized version. And theyre proud of it, like the did something big when it was a huge start. The same thing with their resident evil adaption that literally starts out shitting on white people for have a clean neighborhood. But they do it on purpose, because something good doesnt matter anymore. Its how much controversy and anger they can scoop up and go "hey, its doing great!" When most of the viewers were hate watching or had no idea what the fuck Cowboy bebop was/is.
Anonymous No.213917326 >>213917342
>>213916897
>Muh trannime cartoon's live action remake wasn't good and it made me cry
I present the modern leftist man, everyone, learn from this sick creature
Anonymous No.213917342 >>213919980
>>213917326
I was joking.
Anonymous No.213917419 >>213917501
>>213917032
And they claimed they loved and strove to be faithful to the source material, while changing and subverting almost everything.
Anonymous No.213917439 >>213917567 >>213920458
>>213915122 (OP)
Animefags don't realize how retarded their shit is until it's live action.
Anonymous No.213917488
Why didn't they make more movies?
Anonymous No.213917501
>>213917419
Always.
Anonymous No.213917567 >>213917610
>>213917439
Yeah, this might have been an example of that if they hadn't also changed pretty much everything. Guess you missed that, huh?
Anonymous No.213917610 >>213917702 >>213918707
>>213917567
Are you tipping your fedora anon? Huh? Huh? Fuck you and your homosexual recruitment cartoons
Anonymous No.213917702
>>213917610
Aaaall right...
Anonymous No.213917717
But I did get pissed over their Resident Evil and talked about it in counseling and started to sperg out a bit
Anonymous No.213917748
>>213915640
The moment writers around the world went *gasp*
Anonymous No.213918124 >>213918604 >>213921103 >>213924984 >>213932128
>>213916067
I honestly tried to watch the anime, i have it one episode and it just didn't catch on me. I don't know what it is, if it's the pacing or what, I just couldn't care about the characters. I know it's not me being "anti anime" becaues I love GitS (the old stuff, haven't seen the neftlix remakes)

>>213916686
If they made the nigger have funnier lines/subplots, why am I to blame, retard

>>213916855
>Seeing a reticent tough-guy-with-a-heart-of-gold turned
Biased. Your cowboybebopgoogles don't allow you to see the funny character, because to me it's "one funny character" and to you is "not-jet"
Anonymous No.213918187 >>213925725
>>213916757
genX would never write welcome to the ouch, much less add in an le adulting cussword like motherfucker
Anonymous No.213918305
>>213916639
Oh god I don't even wanna imagine what feels like with sound
Anonymous No.213918349 >>213918428
>>213916639
Same energy.
Anonymous No.213918428
>>213918349
This would be considered a humiliation ritual for men, but women unironically love this cringe.
>t. guy with gf who loves watching american pie-tier romcomslop
Anonymous No.213918599 >>213919818
>>213916067
>The anime is considered one of the best TV shows ever made
Is it? The show lives and dies by its aesthetic. I'm with you that it's definitely cool, the post-apoc world, the cyber/cassette punk styles, the ship designs, the music etc. It thrives on its vibes, but the actual stories are kinda boring slice-of-life stuff.
Anonymous No.213918604 >>213920233 >>213922704
>>213918124
Hypothetically, if he'd been a "funny character" but not-Jet, that would still have been weird at best, because he was meant to be Jet, and it was meant to be Cowboy Bebop. But he wasn't even funny. Nothing he said or did was amusing. Can you provide an example of him being funny? Genuinely curious.
Anonymous No.213918629 >>213918853 >>213919875
>>213916105
>>Faye is a dumpy 34-year-old Mexifornian man-hating lesbian

That is extremely hot though.
Anonymous No.213918707 >>213918910
>>213917610
Anonymous No.213918853 >>213920257 >>213923663 >>213938629
>>213918629
Anonymous No.213918880 >>213931840
>>213916639
Are all wxmen retarded? This is a self awareness issue that stinks of assburgers
Anonymous No.213918910 >>213919901
>>213918707
>i have to find reasons to post the little images i saved
newfag phase
Anonymous No.213918952 >>213918993
>>213915122 (OP)
What clickbait youtube thumbnail is this
Anonymous No.213918993
>>213918952
>when that kid that had "screen time" finds 4chan
Anonymous No.213919818 >>213920939
>>213918599
The anime is really good, but it's definitely extremely overrated by the kind of people who have mainly watched toonami stuff and always watch their anime dubbed. Still, overrated does not mean bad.
Anonymous No.213919875 >>213921222
>>213918629
No it fucking isn't. I'm so tired of you terminal contrarians always having to rush in to claim you find the unsexiest thing imaginable hot because you have no other personality.
Anonymous No.213919901
>>213918910
You sound hurt.
Anonymous No.213919941
>>213915122 (OP)
>spike is 60 instead of in his late 20ties
lol
it ruins entire dynamic of the team
Anonymous No.213919980
>>213917342
It was really obvious, I’m not sure what that anon is smoking.
Anonymous No.213920042
>>213915122 (OP)
Fuck you for reminding me this exists.
Anonymous No.213920233 >>213920435
>>213918604
>Can you provide an example of him being funny?
Impossible, I just remember on feeling.
I saw it 4 years ago nigger FOUR YEARS AGO you really here asking to pull examples, come the fuck on
Anonymous No.213920257
>>213918853
God I want her to bully my small dick but still give me a sloppy pitty blowjob anyway.
Anonymous No.213920387 >>213920637
>>213916080
Yoooo, this shit be kinda lit? May a nigga get uhm.... a link?! Don't be a unc my cuhk, send it to me :3 Damn this webm got me hot and haevy, I just had to continue this reply. Bro I lowkey like the looks she gives me? Feels very personal, kinda like person-to-person contact? I like it, I like it.
Anonymous No.213920419 >>213920461 >>213921328
>>213916298
Uhm, what the freak? Can I see?
Anonymous No.213920435 >>213920584 >>213922704
>>213920233
Nah, I asked for one example. Just one. If you can't remember anything specific at all, how come you sounded so certain that he was a "funny character"?
Anonymous No.213920447 >>213920601
I fail to see how this is different from One Piece.
Anonymous No.213920458 >>213920715 >>213920845
>>213917439
Biggest TRVKE ever deployed on 4chan, tranime faggots are autistic retards who think tranime is how people act irl which is why they are so cringe.
Anonymous No.213920461
>>213920419
I remember the scene he's talking about, and it's not like that.
Anonymous No.213920584 >>213921141
>>213920435
I remember the feeling of him being funny and his scenes being lighthearted
I don't need to remember the specific joke lines
Here you are like a Tommy fuck
>Funny, what do you mean funny
>Funny how
Anonymous No.213920601
>>213920447
One Piece always had wacky humor and cartoon logic. Cowboy Bebop mostly took itself seriously. It was all about that smoky noir atmosphere. So Whedonslop humor does not work here.
Anonymous No.213920637
>>213920387
Just look up resident evil 8 ashley graham
happy gooning brother
Anonymous No.213920699
>>213915122 (OP)
I will not watch your slop.
Anonymous No.213920715 >>213920970 >>213921000 >>213921446
>>213920458
>tranime
You're on an anime website.
Anonymous No.213920845
>>213920458
cowboy bebop is one of the few anime I've watched. I generally don't care for that shit, but it's actually decent. the writing in the live adaptation is narwhal bacon reddit slop.
Anonymous No.213920846
Anonymous No.213920939
>>213919818
Yeah people tend to act like this show was a flop in Japan when it actually wasn't.
Anonymous No.213920961
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jj3DkwUmp0&list=RD9jj3DkwUmp0&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.213920970
>>213920715
Lmao is that what you think you disgusting fucking failure of a man? I came here in 2016 because it's a hobbyist site that lets me say nigger and that loves Donald J Trump. initially I went to fit, and I still fuck with them but I found it's easier to get away with racism here and that's really my primary interest. I found this site at 30 years old. I stopped watching cartoons when I was probably 12. If you're such a fag you still watch gook tranny cartoons then you should immediately start injecting testosterone, even if just to see your dad proud of you once before he dies
Anonymous No.213921000 >>213921145
>>213920715
Tranime website.
Anonymous No.213921103
>>213918124
>I honestly tried to watch the anime, i have it one episode and it just didn't catch on me
and yet you watched the netflix slop version lmfao think you're just a garden variety idiot
Anonymous No.213921141 >>213921249 >>213921285 >>213922704
>>213920584
So, to summarise, all you have to support your assertion that nu Jet was "a funny character" is your "feeling" (which conveniently can't be disproven). In other words, nothing. I remember the show, and he wasn't remotely funny. I could cite numerous instances of them attempting "comedy" and/or "light-hearted fun" with the character and failing miserably. For example: when he does a stupid dance while watching his fucking daughter's play, when the hag is flirting with him (two scenes in two different episodes, both awful), and when he and Spike are reminiscing/laughing about "the Cosmonaut", which means absolutely fuck all to the viewer. Anyway, either your memory is as bad as you claim (four years isn't that long) and you had/have no taste, or you're shilling for this cancelled piece of slop to…own the chuds? I've no idea.
Anonymous No.213921145
>>213921000
Anonymous No.213921156
>>213916639
i hate netflix so fucking much
Anonymous No.213921203 >>213921293 >>213922515 >>213936651
>>213915183
ARE YOU READY TO GO
CAUSE I'M READY TO GO
WHATCHA GONNA DO
BABY, BABY
Anonymous No.213921222
>>213919875
you're hot
Anonymous No.213921249 >>213921498
>>213921141
Nigger all your "examples you are citing are also evaluated in your own feelings
I don't know what you want from me
You want a dissertation on objective metrics for funny? If I feel it's funny its funny, if you say "It's not funny and fails miserable", can YOU tell me an explanation that's not based on your own fucking feelings?
I don't know what you want, you sound like an autist, asking for me "give me proof that it's funny, but NO DON'T USE YOUR FEELINGS"
What the fuck do you want retard
Anonymous No.213921285
>>213921141
(Or I guess your memory works in such a way as to cause you to recall "failed attempts at X" as "X". That's being as charitable as possible.)
Anonymous No.213921293 >>213923708
>>213921203
fuck me pm5k is a blast from the past
Anonymous No.213921315
>>213916571
Are you retarded?
Anonymous No.213921328
>>213920419
it's the first scene in "hard luck woman"
Anonymous No.213921446 >>213921780
>>213920715
imagine being an unabashed weeaboo when literally every normalfaggot man, woman, and child is wearing a my hero academia graphic tee rn. it's the equivalent of being a comic book fan at this point. you're not special anymore, except now you don't have a go-to excuse for why you still live with your parents and have poor hygiene.
Anonymous No.213921498 >>213921879
>>213921249
>Nigger all your "examples
At least I have some.
>can YOU tell me an explanation that's not based on your own fucking feelings?
Not one that you won't claim is subjective, no. But the "comedy" in the remake is as close to objectively unfunny as it's possible to be.
>What the fuck do you want retard
You to concede you're an idiot for attempting to argue a woefully unfunny character was actually funny when you don't remember any specifics about him, or admit you're just a shill. But I won't hold my breath. Doesn't matter, nigger. Like I said, I can't disprove your "feeling", but you're not going to convince anyone who hasn't seen this slop that it was actually OK when that's all you have.
Anonymous No.213921780
>>213921446
>MAP flag
Anonymous No.213921879 >>213922068
>>213921498
And how are you going to convince ME that it's unfunny?
Tell me, I'll wait
Bear in mind, that's the exact same thing you wanted from me
Anonymous No.213921919
I thought it was fine, nothing comopared to the real original version, but I was talking about it with my buddy (whose a way bigger anime fan than me) and I said "Hey they did some cool stuff at least"

and he claps back "All your favorite scenes are the ones that were shot for shot from the original"

And damn it, he was right...

That said, they did our boy Gren SO dirty
Anonymous No.213922068 >>213922704
>>213921879
Yeah, we get it, anon - you can't objectively prove that something is funny or unfunny. But the fact that this show was even disliked by most professional critics speaks volumes. As does your inability to recall a single funny moment involving this allegedly "funny character". Are you going to claim that any of the moments I mentioned (not that you remember them, of course) were funny? What about when they're in the restaurant and Spike discovers that Jet thinks a bidet is for washing your feet, and they labour the "gag" for as long as possible? Was that funny? You fucking clown.
Anonymous No.213922515
>>213921203
COLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE
Anonymous No.213922704 >>213924984
>>213922068
>Yeah, we get it, anon - you can't objectively prove that something is funny or unfunny.
>>213921141
>>213920435
>>213918604
Funny, here's 3 post of yours asking about it
Get your shit together before posting next time
Anonymous No.213923663
>>213918853
Fuck... I'm still jerking my dick to this...
Anonymous No.213923671
>>213915956
You're definitely mad lmao. Keep posting cuck pictures though. Anything to make you feel better.
Anonymous No.213923708
>>213921293
They still tour. I saw them a few years back was a great show!
Anonymous No.213923744 >>213925286 >>213925512 >>213927868 >>213930991 >>213938524
Anonymous No.213924984
>>213922704
So disingenuous. I didn't ask you to "prove" nu Jet was funny; I asked for an example of when you thought the character said or did something funny, because I curious to see what you'd come up with, having actually seen the show. And you couldn't come up with anything, because - apparently - after four years all you can remember is "a feeling of him being funny and his scenes being lighthearted". Strange, then, that despite having nothing beyond this "feeling", you initiated our little exchange by immediately calling me "biased" and using the present tense when describing your impression of nu Jet:
>>213918124
>to me it's "one funny character"
Oh, he *is*, is he? This character - none of whose lines or actions you remember - is definitely funny, and I'm "biased" because I've also seen the anime? Go fuck yourself. You're either a retarded contrarian fuck who decided to weigh in despite (a) having never seen the anime (other anons have already highlighted how retarded this is), and (b) barely recalling anything about the slop you did watch, or you're a Netflix shill fighting some pointless rearguard action for a show almost universally (and rightly) regarded as utter shit. And I'll point out again that even if nu Jet actually had been the "funny character" you claim he was, at best that would be weird, because Cowboy Bebop (with the arguable exception of one episode, which of course you haven't seen) wasn't and shouldn't be about non-stop wacky comedy. Once more and finally, fuck you. Get some taste, or at least try having a better argument than "I remember I felt it was light-hearted". Bitch.
Anonymous No.213925201
Ed leaving always gets me emotional
It's that moment when the group is breaking up (but hasn't quite fully set in yet)
https://youtu.be/0IwEL0IXLDQ
Anonymous No.213925286
>>213923744
reminds me of the BRAT that played Tiny Tina in the Borderlands movie
Anonymous No.213925512
>>213923744
Did this kid kill itself after this
Anonymous No.213925725
>>213918187
They did though. They also write 90% of what you call millenial writing.
Anonymous No.213925911
sorry about your franchise. can't relate though
Anonymous No.213926182 >>213926958
>>213915122 (OP)
It's sad. It was an honest effort to make something powerful. Thankfully, the producers and writers are still in the industry.
Anonymous No.213926900
>>213915666
Cursed trips
Anonymous No.213926929 >>213931826
That actress recently said in an interview that Hollywood needs to stop fucking up anime adaptations. Ironic coming from her . Also can we talk about how strange it is that she's in The Accountant 2 but doesn't even i
Anonymous No.213926958 >>213926998
>>213926182
>The first step was making it shittier by getting rid of what people liked about the source material
Why must they always do this?
Anonymous No.213926977 >>213935107
>>213915183

If the CB anime came out today you all would cringe at Ed the same way you did with this portrayal. Lets be real here
Anonymous No.213926998
>>213926958
Men liked Faye so they had to make her appeal to dyke feminazis instead.
Anonymous No.213927002
I tried watching that new anime from the Creator of Bebop. Lazarus. It's so shit and feels like a "remember me? I made cowboy bebop" moment.
Anonymous No.213927351 >>213927900 >>213934358
The anime was so good though. It just baffles me why they'd do this. Or at any video game adaption Netflix violently rapes the lore of.
Anonymous No.213927735
>>213915122 (OP)
All you wanna do is antagonize me and be an annoying little bitch. You're not a true friend.
Anonymous No.213927836 >>213927924
>>213916639
I like that netflixs interpretation of Cowboy Bebop was something akin to Lazy Town. They kept saying "to keep it weird" in the per-interviews leading up to the show and I thought, oh fuck it's gonna be worse than I could imagine. Somehow it was even worse.
Anonymous No.213927868
>>213923744
This still makes me kek, Imagine her whole family was celebrating and then it gets cancelled like 2 days later
Anonymous No.213927900 >>213927970 >>213931040
>>213927351
They've also raped classic anime like Devilman and Bastard. They're in the process of raping Chronicles of Narnia. I don't care that they raped One Piss because it was, is and has always been shit. Distilling the shit of one of the worst animes in human history into a shitty live action shit show is really a foolproof idea.
Anonymous No.213927924 >>213933782
>>213927836
They could have at least cast a cool Jewish man to play Spike Spiegel. Fucking antisemites!
Anonymous No.213927970
>>213927900
Just wait, they'll rape more and more.
Anonymous No.213929237
>>213915122 (OP)
it wasn't made for me, so I skipped it
Anonymous No.213929364
>>213915956
it's quite literally over for all incels (guys who have common sense)
Anonymous No.213929514 >>213931731 >>213931944
>you smell like a butt-load
what did she mean by this?
Anonymous No.213930991
>>213923744
less offensive than faye
Anonymous No.213931040
>>213927900
>They've also raped classic anime like Devilman
You mean the 2018 anime? I thought that was good.
Anonymous No.213931242
>>213915640
It's been a few years now but this line is still stuck in my head. I can't believe they left it in the script.
Anonymous No.213931259
Welcome to the FUCK
Anonymous No.213931271
>>213916571
I wonder why Netflix didn't include this.
Anonymous No.213931440 >>213931742 >>213931747 >>213931827 >>213932642 >>213933102 >>213933958 >>213938925
>>213915122 (OP)
>welcome to the ouch
Anonymous No.213931731
>>213929514
I think she means it smells like updog
Anonymous No.213931742
>>213931440
>tattoos
Anonymous No.213931747
>>213931440
what a hot mama bhabbiat
Anonymous No.213931826 >>213935063
>>213926929
anon's father cut off the internet before he could finish this important post. Please... remember him...
Anonymous No.213931827 >>213936874
>>213931440
God I still would. Would post her tits but I can’t.
Anonymous No.213931840
>>213918880
I've begun to realize as I've gotten older that everyone is extremely socially awkward they just don't realize it and bluff their way through any given social encounter.
Anonymous No.213931944
>>213929514
That you need to drop your pants immediately for an emergency penis inspection.
Anonymous No.213932128
>>213918124
>Biased. Your cowboybebopgoogles don't allow you to see the funny character, because to me it's "one funny character" and to you is "not-jet"
dont produce and market an entire product around people with cowboybebop goggles if you dont want cowboybebop goggles to be a factor in its reception
Anonymous No.213932642 >>213932711
>>213931440
she can ouch my cock violently, those flat tits are perfect
Anonymous No.213932711
>>213932642
>catty judgemental misandrist woman belittling you while lacking sexual assets herself
The best trope
Anonymous No.213933102
>>213931440
>supports faye not being in slutty costumes because it's "sexist"
>does plenty of skimpy photoshoots and is generally seen showing a lot of skin

And yet they told me women are worse than men at compartmentalizing concepts.
Anonymous No.213933139 >>213933229
>>213915122 (OP)
Anime cannot be translated to live action. Even that One Piece show that people seem to like looks like dogshit
Anonymous No.213933229 >>213933317
>>213933139
Had the same core issue.
Anonymous No.213933253
>>213915122 (OP)
>her eyes follow the camera work the whole time
fuck this show
Anonymous No.213933317
>>213933229
I don't even like wan piss and this slop offends me
Anonymous No.213933782
>>213927924
I'm going to assume you're joking and not seriously pushing that old canard again.
Anonymous No.213933958
>>213931440
I hate being attracted to women I hate. It's Brie Larson all over again.
Anonymous No.213934358
>>213927351
>It just baffles me why they'd do this

Culture war.
Demoralization.
Normalization.
Replacement.
Anonymous No.213934372
>>213915122 (OP)
quirk chungus
Anonymous No.213934443
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1755942538889772.mp4
Anonymous No.213935063
>>213931826
She's in the Accountant 2 but doesn't even share any scenes with Ben Affleck or burn local. So weird
Anonymous No.213935107
>>213926977
Fuck off with that nonsense
Anonymous No.213936651 >>213938444
>>213921203
Ah, Rob Zombie's less successful brother.
I wonder what their relationship is like. One would think, if they had a good brotherly relationship, Rob would throw Spider a bone with maybe a feature or something on one of his tracks.
Powerman 5000 hasn't had a decent hit in close to 30 years.
Anonymous No.213936874 >>213938119
>>213931827
why not
Anonymous No.213936972
>>213915122 (OP)
Is that Contrapoints?
Anonymous No.213937298
>>213915122 (OP)
It's a retarded bastardization of one of the greatest cartoons ever made.
Anonymous No.213937675
>>213915122 (OP)

I think there's a lot of parallels you could make with our world and Cowboy Bebop's near future setting. Rampant corruption, sketchy police, natural disasters, and the exploitive nature of the gig economy(the rewards for bringing in criminals sound generous but the crew is always totally broke after buying supplies and repairing the ship).

The way Faye is treated after being revived from cryogenic preservation seems like something we'd actually see in our world in the near future. No one gives a shit that she's going to experience culture shock and grief for her family. or that she might have interesting insights about history and culture that were lost after the gate accident. They just see a vulnerable person they can scam and load debt onto.

But they handed the franchise to a bunch of nepo brats who beelined for the stuff they found interesting like the one genderbending gay guy who was an ally for a couple episodes in the anime.

Everything else feels like a nitpick.
>Spike and Faye both have surviving mother figures and Jet has a child, which muddles the theme of the ship's crew as a family
>Real people don't move around like anime characters. I'd have probably gone for the same vibe as early 90's Hong Kong action movies like Hard Boiled for the action scenes.
>Spike is traumatized because he killed a "kid" during a mission but it was a 20ish year old actress with her hair in pigtails so it felt like a copout
>Lots of Millennial writing shit like characters screaming/swearing as a humor substitute
Anonymous No.213938119
>>213936874
I don’t want to be banned
Anonymous No.213938207
>we want strong female leads that are written like actual women!
>write an adult woman character that acts and talks like a 14 boy
what could they mean by this?
Anonymous No.213938444
>>213936651
Spider One tries to distance himself from Rob so that they can be distinct performers but they collaborate professionally sometimes.
Anonymous No.213938501
>>213915762
Because people take Cowboy Bebop a lot more seriously than they take Fallout (which always been tongue in cheek but getting less serious and more goofy which each Bethesda release) or One Piece (which is basically a gag anime). Bebop being old/a classic also intensifies how seriously people take it.
Anonymous No.213938524
>>213915183
>>213923744

How would you even adapt Ed into live action? Is there an example of a similiar character done live?
Anonymous No.213938629
>>213918853
quirk chungus
Anonymous No.213938925
>>213931440
stop being a tranny fagot kys
Anonymous No.213939073 >>213939666
>>213915122 (OP)
>>213915122 (OP)

as someone pointed out, the anime is mostly about aesthetic/vibe. it does also happen to have one of the best fight scenes ever (the last fight with spike fighting up the building to fight vicious) but other than that its just a show about being comfy

more directors should care about the aesthetic of their show. we need more 300s, the lighthouses, the fountains, etc.

a lot of sloppa AI is doing really great with cool vibes but the ones i have have sound so cant post here.

imagine watching a movie or playing a game that felt like this

https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754269009353192.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754269274804988.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754269618834014.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754270606141555.webm
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1754774311763565.mp4
Anonymous No.213939221
Spike deserved all the shit he got in life
Anonymous No.213939666 >>213940649
>>213939073
>but other than that its just a show about being comfy
is that really all you got out of it? the world is fairly dystopian and touches on a bunch of themes surrounding corruption from friends to the government. it's also a show about letting go of the past and moving on as almost all the characters have an arc centered around this. pay more attention little bro
Anonymous No.213939797
Because it's out of character, like most everything in the show.
Creative liberty is one thing, but if you don't retain overarching characterizations and themes of the original work, why should you be allowed to recycle the names and imagery for nothing but monetary gain?
Oh, and the line is cringe and the actress is terrible, but those aren't legitimate complaints apparently.
Anonymous No.213939932
>>213916639
They have no respect for the source material. I don't know how you write a scene like this and think "Yeah this is on-brand for Faye Valentine. Truly I have distilled the essence of the character."
Anonymous No.213939937
>caution color hair
>quirk mixed with profanity
>???
>profit
Anonymous No.213940649
>>213939666
calm down gay satan not everyone has daddy issues like you. its just a cartoon that you watched at 9 on weekdays before having to go to sleep for school