Thread 213916388

>"Robert? He doesn't work here anymore..."
>"I'm Emma! What can I getcha, anon?"

>>213916388 (OP)
Can I have your sweaty feet on my face? And an Almond Joy

>>213916388 (OP)
how much for you to shove your feet down my throat?

>>213916388 (OP)
are you famous?

>>213916421
*punches you*
>>213916413
*chokes you*

"S-sit on me, PLEASE!"

>firing a black to hire a white woman
Just like Sydney Sweeney bros...
My bipoc brothers will starve if they're required to compete on merit! This is genocide!!

>>213916388 (OP)
>>"Robert? He doesn't work here anymore..."

>>213916388 (OP)
>"I'm Emma! What can I getcha, anon?"
Oh sorry, nothing for me, I'm the active shooter today.

>>213916472
Omfg, its just a fucking oddity. No, ''muh robots'' are not gonna take your job.

>>213916388 (OP)
Can I get a pickle and crab legs?

>>213916388 (OP)
Medium popcorn and a couple whiffs of your pussy. Thanks dear. Oh copping a feel is only $1.49 more? Sure, I'll upgrade.

>>213916388 (OP)
One ticket for poor things please

>>213916606
This guy is a robot in disguise

>>213916472
>deport undesireable thirdies
>replace them with friendly, helpful, never tiring robots that don't shit on the floor or commit crimes

>>213916532
Designated shooter. Designated.

>>213916388 (OP)
Your number, babe.

>>213916388 (OP)
>>"I'm Emma! What can I getcha, anon?"
You can get me Robert, whore.

>>213916388 (OP)
Give me 2 slices of pizza, 2 hot dogs, and 2 large coke

1 smol popcorn and can you spit in it? Thaaaanks.

>>213916388 (OP)
>not even Emma ROBERTS
Dropped

>>213916388 (OP)
Robert doesn’t work here anymore? Do you know where he went?

>>213916388 (OP)
1 ticket to that movie where you orgasm violently while getting ravaged by a BBC from behind. Thanks.

>>213916472
But why this over a kiosk or whatever

>>213916388 (OP)
I can finally use the butter fountain for what it's intended for: lube!

>>213921428
>>213921522
Imagine Emma Stone in a live action adaption of Bible Black

>>213916388 (OP)
wow is that you emma stone? i loved yhou in bein g gnnnnnnnnnnnn gn nrrrrrrriug miiiiiiii4iu ptgggg

aim aej8 wher am i?

>>213918504
>deport undesirable chuds from the sperm pool to post on 4chan for eternity, never to touch a clitoris
>ah, much better

>>213916606
The only job robots will take over is the porn industry. That's it. Porn isn't art so it's easy as shit for an AI to replicate.
And frankly, thank God for it. Put the fries in the fucking bag, furry.

>>213916388 (OP)
>>213916413
I've heard from herself, in her early career foot fetish video, that her soles smell like cornchips, so... maybe they smell like popcorn aswell
>inb4 what video
Picrel. She did a "candid" fetish video where she showed her stinky socks and soles to the camera, commenting on how smelly they were

>>213918504
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>>213921981
I got some of her early stuff too. She used to be a favorite on the gossip site "The Dirty"

>>213922082
>She used to be a favorite on the gossip site "The Dirty"
Can you elaborate? I'm 90% certain that she is actually the fetish video girl, but never heard of this

>>213922047
Holy shit that's so sad :(

>>213922047
Reminds me of that one where that kid does a dance and face plants so hard he snaps his neck. You know the one.

>>213916606
It took that popcorn slinger’s job
Just wait until a company can purchase enough of these and contract fleets of them out to movie theaters and amusement parks at a rate that’s profitable for them and cheaper for the venue than hiring warm bodies.
You think they won’t do it as soon as it makes sense financially?

>“Large popcorn,” he grunts, his voice low, gravelly, like it’s been dragged through the gutters of this town. “Extra butter. And a Coke. No ice.”
>I nod, playing my part. The dutiful employee. The cog in the machine. But I can’t help but wonder what brings a guy like him here, alone, on a Tuesday night. Is he running from something? Or toward it? Maybe he’s just here to lose himself in the dark, to let the flickering images wash over him like a cheap whiskey.
>I hand him the popcorn, the grease already seeping through the bag. His fingers brush mine, and for a second, I feel the weight of his life pressing down on me. The loneliness. The hunger. The endless, gnawing void.
>He takes his Coke, turns, and disappears into the theater. The door swings shut behind him, and I’m left standing here, the smell of butter and regret clinging to me like a second skin.
>Another night in the belly of the beast. Another customer lost to the dark.
>I wonder if he’ll ever find his way out.
>I wonder if any of us will.

>>213916388 (OP)
does that mean theres no moar big mama robert kinoplex cookies =(

Roast tastes good.

Alright I'm going to bed guys, this thread better still be up in 8 hours, I will come and check, and if it's not here then I'll have all of your heads.

>>213916421
>you could bring every country's gold reserves, you can bring all valuables of every rich man in the world and I still wouldn't touch you, you disgusting creepy chud.
>**Blows into a rape whistle while pointing at you**

Emma aren't you wanted in Scottsdale, AZ for violent offenses (of a sexual nature)?

>>213916388 (OP)
If you don't have Mister Robert, your theater could use some fixing

>>213922047
look at him go!
...maybe not..

>>213916388 (OP)
"...oh, uh, just some..dibs..yea that'll do"

>>213916388 (OP)
Emma gf

>>213922631
meanwhile at the Alamo

What did you do to Robert you filthy whore, WHERE IS HE!

>>213916388 (OP)
I turn around and walk 360 degrees away. only robert knows how to handle my popcorn correctly

>>213916472
>SINGLE CUSTOMER DETECTED
>SINGLE CUSTOMER DETECTED
>POTENTIAL THREAT ESTABLISHED
>ENABLE VIOLENCE MODE

>>213916532
Hey I recognize this guy from the greta threads

>>213916388 (OP)
just the usual, please. Snow crab legs, large bucket, extra butter

>>213916388 (OP)
I uh um just umbblebed. Please. One. What? Oh just a umbldedbed please. Um actually uh nevermind thanks bye

>>213916388 (OP)
Emma Stone is Best Emma

WAR IS OVER.

Some uhh....pussy haha. Just kidding haha.


I'll have.....some pussy, please. Oops just joking around. Alright alright, one popcorn haha.....and some pussy.

>>213916388 (OP)
>one day later

>>213922550
Based noir posting.

>>213916388 (OP)
I would like one ticket to the magic niggers movie please

>>213916388 (OP)
I would like a large popcorn with extra my cum, and could you layer my cum in the bucket, and also eat the popcorn in front of me?

>>213924542
Yikes. It's official. I'm a Roberts fan now.