Thread 213918509

interspecies love edition

>>213918513
shes an overpowered robot

>>213918571
your cope is overpowering

>BRO
>DUDE
>BRO NO WAY
>DUDE REALLY
>BRO, LIKE, AN OCTOPUS ALIEN BRO
>BRO CRAZY
im ready to drop this slop right now, this is dumber than the android nigga 9/11ing the ship right into competitor's towers by accident

>>213918644
you're gonna watch it until the end and keep whining like a bich here lol

>>213918644
And the competitor's first clue that the ship was going to hit his city was when the ship was directly above his city.

>>213918644
>12yos behaving like 25yo zoomers
Yeah its unrealistic.

>>213918509 (OP)
The show isn't all that great, but every non neggress girl is an absolute cute. Understandably, a lot has been said about Wendy and the redhead with the cock sucking lips, but Curly is also a piece of ass. Even the milf that takes care of them is an instant WOULD.

>>213918631
>You can't cut this because I have a magic spell that says your weapons disintegrate the instant your weapon touches my skin! I win, because you can't touch me no matter how hard you try!
That's you.
That is what your arguments sound like.

How the fuck this shit fresh on rotten tomatoes and getting good reviews?

I PUSH MY FINGER INTO MY EYE

>>213918895
>20$ paper cutter doesnt melt and has enough edge to get through the biomechnical exterior of a xeno
>doesnt simply slice up the robot with his tail in 2 seconds flat like he did with the humans
holy moly the cope is off the charts

Thread, if you were Boy Kavalier, who would be your favorite (for SEXO)?

When the allegations against Wendy's actress finally hit the mainstream, will they cancel the show or just recast her?
I guess being a robutt they could say "she got mangled by the ayy and we had to build a new face for her"

Puts a whole new light on her refusing to do interviews and events lol

>>213918984
what are you schizoing about now?

EVERYONE IN THIS THREAD NEEDS TO BE RANGE BANNED, PERMANENTLY. FUCK YOU.

>>213918936
>doesnt simply slice up the robot with his tail in 2 seconds flat like he did with the humans
To be fair the human he tail stabbed and even threw still kept going fine and even hacked a door button before collapsing
So maybe xeny just assumed it would do jackshit again

>>213918916
Mein bad

>>213918843
>the redhead with the cock sucking lips,
dude she is such a weirdo, talk about fucking alien physiognomy, bitch could latch onto my dick if you know what i mean

>>213918513

>12 year girl armed with a cheap chinese made paper cutter

What is an android with superhuman strength and reflexes for 500, Alex?

>>213918984
You again. Shouldn't you solve the case of Taylor Swift fucking that Kennedy kid when he was 16 before you take on more work?

>>213918967
If I were Boy Kavalier obviously the negro. For me it's Wendy tho.

>>213918895
>every white girl in it is HOT!
You're a pajeet aren't you?

>>213918843
Yeah curly is super cute and the character is getting interesting, actually enjoying the idea of immortality and her new super brain

>>213919023
>To be fair the human he tail stabbed and even threw still kept going fine and even hacked a door button before collapsing
that was also bad
>dismembers entire groups of humans in 2 seconds
>lol let me convieniently poke him and not go absolutely feral on these people
>>213919049
>What is an android with superhuman strength and reflexes for 500, Alex?
wasnt your whole thing about being prepared you can defeat but not if youre unprepared? since when does a little girl know how to fight against a fucking killing machine? its bad writing plain and simple.

Curly is your favourite, right /tv/?

>>213919003
She had seggs with a 17-year-old boy when she was 25
She's goin to jail
She even admits the relationship but claims they waited until his 18th birthday

>>213919129
Wendy >Nibbles >Curly (for now)

Is this supposed to be a comedy or is it unintentional?

>>213919009
how about no, tard

>>213919129
im a nibber

>>213919156
Are you new? It's OK when women do it.

>>213919156
dis nigga went full retarded

Timothy Elephant carries the show, nigga so good at pulling off the creepy android he probably is an android, cray, lowkey hoping he has his own agenda with them ayyy lmaos, David plotline recycled

>>213918308
>its blood is acid that can melt through layers upon layers of spaceship hulls but can't do jack against a random meat hook
And if there are metals that can that easily resist the acid it raises the question of why WY didn't just coat the inside of the spaceships or the metal parts of xeno containment chambers with it.
One can't even say "Wendy never mentioned it" because the show makes a point that their vision is livestreamed 24/7 back home.

>>213919200
He seems to have some fatherly instincts with the synth tweens

>>213919200
Yeah so far he's the best part of the show by a fat margin.

>>213918509 (OP)
she is less than 1 year old, you sick fucks

>>213919120
>since when does a little girl know how to fight against a fucking killing machine?
Clearly Wendy watched tons of anime in between her Ice Age marathons

Niggerborg is the only interesting character.

>>213919129
I nib

>>213918967
What is the weird obsession from the director to include Boy Kavalier feet in his shots

>>213918694
the other half of them acts like they're 6
nobody acts like they're 12

Why are these androids worth a billion dolllars anyways? Its just metal and wires put together. How does a fuck-huge intergalatic space-faring spaceship cost less than a robot? It's an android but with a human mind copied onto it. The numbers make no sense. Are they made from the same unmeltanium as the paper cutter?

I'm the anon who missed that Wendy and Joe were supposed to be siblings until the pajet mentioned it, so I'm a bit slow and bad at following these kind of shows where the information is implied and suggested instead of plainly stated with expository dialogues, but is it me or the Alien was attracted to Wendy and that's why it didn't kill Joe?

>>213919357
I assume the whole project cost a billion dollars.

>>213919264
>the fuck is this bitch, bubblegum?

>>213919156
Unironically anyone seething about this is envious. Dude lived the dream. And once she started to get slightly old, he swapped her for a younger model.

>>213919357
It makes perfect sense if the brain copying machine cost $6 billion to build
Amortization muhfugga, same reason the F-22 ended up the most expensive plane ever made because they only built 195 of them instead of replacing the whole air force with them as planned, but they still had to do all of the research and tooling

>>213919161
Nibs is the most attractive, but she's too introspective to make a good gf and looks like she would be scared of sex. Wendy probably would like sex, but she's too much of a normie. Curly is where it is at. Looks and brains and also obviously a nymphomaniac, but only for a man who can make her submit.

ok /tv/ what's the answer to the corpo drone slave riddle

Guys, I'm crying right now.

Just looking at her picture makes me feel something strange inside. I guess you could call it "love". I'm in love with Wendy. I've lost interest in all girls, besides her.

Wendy really is all I think about all day, every day. I really do cry myself to sleep at night thinking about how I'll never be with her. If only she knew I existed in this life, if only she knew my deep profound love for her. I know that will never happen though. That is the thought that makes me so sad when I look at her. I'll never be with her, but I'll continue to love her until the day I die.

>>213919358
It's like it was after people in general but when he perceived Wendy he wanted something else from her

>>213918936
Even lightsabers slow down when cutting some things.
Somehow, acids don't.
That's your logic.

>>213919176
>>213919161
Nibs isn't even in the race.

>>213919077
Did you just get off of your ban for your meltdown yesterday?

>>213919468
but do they have synth-vajayjay?
Bilbo Musk said nothing about it yet

>>213919163
Do you think Wendy quoting the Ice Age sloth was meant to be taken seriously?

>>213919515
she had sliced the alien long before beheading it. the acid at the very least would have dulled the blade.

>>213919577
Nibs said she can't poop which means she has two vajozzles, a front and a back one

>>213919335
Nips is the hottest of the bunch for sure, but why did they design an android with lip incompetence? It's not something I mind. I think it's cute. But it's clearly an unnecessary defect to put in your billion dollar robot.

>>213919468
>please notice me kavalier-senpai

>>213919490
if only she didnt have those short bangs, she would be perfect, this feminist haircut is such a blight

>>213919200
I watch it only because of him and the cyborg nigga, they are literally me

>>213919223
Good question.
Why didn't WY coat everything in xeno acid resistant material before they ever discovered the xeno?
I mean, you're a genius. This is a question that needs to be answered right now.
It's a major plothole. How can we ever go on without an answer to why didn't a massive company retrofit all of it's vehicles and equipment to combat an acid they had never come across before?
You should be writing the plots.

>>213919200
>>213919634
These two are the most "alien" part of the show. The rest is pretty lame, including the literal alien.

>>213919683
>>213919634
>>213919200
This.

>>213919647
so meat hooks is standard practice to coat it with acid-resistant spray but not standard practice to coat multi-million spacecraft with acid resistant spray? in fact, theyd probably coat that shit with a 4-in-1 spray that is resistant to acid, UV rays, solar flares and EMP strikes.

>>213919632
I like the Joan of Arc look for her but doesn't work with all faces

>>213919593
You are correct.
I kinda think that with Wendy's synth strength, she could have beheaded the alien with just a metal bar.

>>213919624
why are kiwis so weird?

Not using the opportunity of Wendy "dying" to transfer her mind into a new synth body feels like a waste.

>>213919723
I have no idea why you monkeys keep bitching about the meathook.
Acids that readily eat metal and flesh do not react as strongly to plastics.
Go back to school, little kid.

>>213919766
They're custom built otherwise they'd all look the same, like the David and rook androids.

>>213919622
the pajeet is lisping
why did they design a lisping body

>>213919751
it's the Miss Alice phenotype, anglo with a pinch of maori

>>213919813
why design an indian android at all?

>>213919833
probably cheaper

>>213919833
been asking this before
eternity as a pajeet

>>213919827
>Miss Alice
who?

>>213919599
How do you justify that in the design from a utilitarian point of view?

>>213919894
Greatest cam whore who ever lived

>>213919894
A New Zealand philologist and writer, some have described her as the Tolkien of the 21st century.

>>213919917
Indeed.

>>213919129
Yes.

>>213919023
>>213918895
>>213918571

so much cope, this kind of slop exists because of retards like you.

this is why we can't have good media anymore.

>>213920053
You just hate everything and you've made complaining your entertainment. You're a coward who will never put themselves out there and say they liked something unless it's something classic and easily defensible. And it's really sad. You can cinemasins nitpick anything to death but even the media you like probably has some dumb stuff.

it's kinda shitty that the 2100 century feels too similar to the early 2000 century in this show, although I guess it makes sense if it's a dystopia where all the money was used for space exploration while the population lives in shit conditions

>>213918571
still stupid
it would make sense if she had military training, they we could see peak human engineering vs peak nature predator
instead it happens off screen since its stupid

overall i hate how inconsistent the alien is, in the building it kills like 20 guests in 5 seconds, but here it can kill a wounded guy an android?

anyway, good idea, but awful realization, shit casting and shitty pacing and editing

>>213920117
You can go to any Asian metropolis and a few streets away from the center all flashy with neon lights, and you'll find 100 year old houses without water or sewage connections

>>213920117
good reason why it makes more sense to set the stories offworld
prometheus and A:E have both dun goofed with the aesthetics of the setting

Someone make a "The Alien Whisperer" with Wendy and the Ayylien. I'd do it myself but I'm lazy, you can keep the Reddit gold.

>>213918644
>>213918694
the acting is so fucking bad, they dont behave like kids

i have a 7 and 6 year old girls around me, they dont speak like fucking 2000 era millennials on a summer party, they arent stupid, they are scary smart, but lack the vocabulary and experience to describe most concepts and their feelings
one things having kids taught me, is that i forgot how sharp i was at that age, those fuckers will figure everything out, thats why keeping an eye on them is so important since blind and they are ordering 100 toys on amazon after they used a mirror to look up your password

but if only the "kids" were the only problem with the show
how about that professional army medic who acts like he never even had his basic training?

>>213920114
this isnt
>erm the color isnt correct shit plot
the alien kills heaps of people in literal seconds then toys around and gets defeated off-screen to a child? its lame as fuck.

>>213920114
it is objectively bad and you are still coping.

>>213920270
they were pre-teens before the transfer, the way they talk seems pretty accurate

>>213920286
Nta but it's not and you're a faggy tryhard

>>213920196
>tfw

what if this guy found wendy after the fight?

>>213920354
He's old school and only rapes other inmates and humans

>>213920295
i think the other anon is trying to tell you that it only makes sense if your pre-adolescence kids are fucking stupid, and brown. which checks out.

>>213920274
Did you not watch the show? It grabbed her brother and led her away to get her away from the eggs to use him as bait. It was protecting the eggs.

>>213920445
I'd siggy her lower weave iykwim

>>213920388
28 fookin days

>>213919472
When it experiences fear

>>213919156
It should have been me.

>>213919472
when it makes me FEEL

>>213920295
and do they act like early teens? nope
they just act weird, creepy or under animated

my problem is that those people think kids=stupid, meanwhile you see 15 year old amazing gymnasts, musicians, mathematicians and even coders
they instead act like a mix of a 3 year old and 15 year old, its bizarre
every seen those chinese kids videos where they get 4 year olds to play instruments? kids arent stupid, leave half a dozen of them alone for a week and they will know more about your secret facility than you do

>>213920445
jesus u forgot how young she looked
in my mind she looked 40, but its the hair, now i look at her and she looks barely 20
that era of the wig hair was so weird

>>213919200
You fags are crazy, he looks and acts like a Karen, his character is easily the worst synth in the franchise.

>>213920563
They're immature but don't have hormones which explains their greater stability than an average human and the hey explained it clearly.
Did you even watch the series you're talking about?

>>213920445
she looks like my ex

>>213920546
spooky

>>213920457
>It grabbed her brother and led her away to get her away from the eggs to use him as bait. It was protecting the eggs.
youre ignoring that it then proceeds to toy with them and gets defeated by a child off-screen. thats bad. thats lame. that is whack.

>>213918509 (OP)
Interspecies you say?

>>213920591
I've seen photos of my mom from that time and those hairstyles easily made her look 15 years older

CUTE

>>213920562
SEXO (with nibs)

>>213920680
Giger would be proud

>>213920457
>It was protecting the eggs.
You know what would also protect the eggs? Dismembering them in 2 seconds flat like with the other groups of humans.

>>213920701
she really isnt you mentally ill fag

>>213920691
lmao, funny you say that, i also seen pics of my mom recently where shes ~20 and looks 35
all since she has this weird wig like hair that probably took 3 hours to prepare, but all it did was make her head look 2x bigger, my dad looked like her son in same pics
funny stuff

>>213920562
Your Nibs is malfunctioning

>>213920828
My mom also wore Dahmer style glasses, the whole look was terrible

>>213920828
I'm sure one of the main reasons for the ozone hole getting bigger in the 80s was hair spray.

>>213920701
kino father
kino daughter
it werks

>>213920887
my wore a suit, a manly looking suit, i guess there was a short lived fashion back then for working women to look like that
yeah, people bitch about what ever bad modern fashion sense, but it can always be worse, we can always go back to pre 2000 era
>>213920940
no joke, still even now at most weddings women have hair so stiff its looks like wood

>>213921023
The soap opera Dynasty had a huge impact at the time in terms of excessive style in all aspects, shoulder pads, hairstyles, etc.

>>213919335
Nibs looks like a white Amber Midthunder

are there any places in human space that aren't controlled by corporations?

>>213921121
I see why I like both

>>213921066
oh shit, my grandmother watched reruns of that in the 90ties, i was a little kid, my mind just got expanded by remembering shit from so far back

>>213921159
probably the most isolated zones without many natural or human resources

>>213921159
Yes, there are space socialists, Union of Progressive Peoples.

>>213921121
>Amber Midthunder
KEK

>>213921213
are they still canon?

>>213921121
>>213919335
Alien vs Predator crossover starring Nibs and Naru when?

>>213921194
When you analyze it carefully, you understand that the vulgarity and excessive 80s style were inspired by Texan oil families and Florida drug traffickers.

>>213921159
Yes, the places controlled by the Union of Progressive Peoples, communists who are even more evil than the corporations and even more obsessed with sicking ayys on people because they think it'll destroy capitalism or something

>>213921245
As far as I am aware, yes, unless Alien Earth decanonises them?

>>213920053
What's the name of the perfect Alien movie or story with zero plotholes that you have written?
I'll wait.
In the meantime, fuck off and start writing your perfect movie.

>>213921223
My Assiniboner

>>213921303
>What's the name of the perfect Alien movie or story with zero plotholes that you have written?
Alien

>>213921255
If they keep Naru in cryostasis for centuries maybe, or clone her a la Alien Resurrection

Put a Hawley needle drop in a scene from a previous Alien movie

>whatever you doooooooo don't tell anyone

>>213921308
What is that? A scar?

>>213921401
that's some hair and her ear

>>213921370
>If they keep Naru in cryostasis for centuries maybe
I really wanna know if you just casually blurted that out or you've actually seen Killer of Killers

>>213921434
I had a vague idea but I don't know if that's exactly what happens to her in the story.

would Master Chief be able to kill a Xeno in one-on-one melee combat?

>>213920562
How many nudes does this chick have?
I've seen dozens here.
She must have hundreds.

>>213921257
wouldnt know since its before my time, what i know for sure is that jewish media always dictated the fashion styles in one way or another
what i do remember is girls at my school sperging out over boyband members and male singers that would later turn out to all be faggots at that late 90ties right into the first decade of the new milenium, meanwhile all boys in my calls knew those people are faggots, but yet we were expected to act like that to pick up chicks
guess its when the collapse of modern dating scene was really picking up, i wouldnt realize how easy it was to just ask a girl out 15 years ago, i could literally go watch a movie with a girl a just met and then hang around her place, today gen z and gen alpha is fucked if they tried this

So, apparently, Xenomorphs start as tadpoles, inside facehuggers, inside eggs.

>>213921524
a lot of creatures start as swimmers :)

>>213921501
they all come from two photo shoots, but she didn't show a single nipple in her movies

>>213921465
In quite possibly the stupidest plot twist of all time anyone who ever defeated a Predator is kidnapped by the Predators and put into cryogenic storage indefinitely, including her, Danny Glover and Schwarzenegger

>>213921325
You didn't write that one you colossal faggot.
Like I said, fuck off to your little jack shack and only come back when you have written a perfect Alien story with no plotholes and post it here so we can ridicule your stupidity.

>>213921257
>Texan oil families
cringe
>Florida drug traffickers
kino

>>213920810
Yikes. Bad bait.

>>213921375
that episode hasn't aired yet.

Its a good show so far. The fact that it triggers some anons so severely too is icing on the cake.

>>213921560
I can see a defrosted Danny Glover complaining about everything.

>>213921560
The Predators literally let the black cop go from their spaceship.

>>213921612
Every time there is a popular show there are schizo faggots on duty who get triggered about it.

>>213921621
Yeah they changed their mind and came back for him later

>>213921612
Should have been here yesterday. There was a schizo screaming and calling every poster in the thread the same person.
He was mass replying and screeching. Even when faced with evidence that there were a dozen plus people in the thread, he still screamed that they were still the same person and posing on different computers.
Went on for an hour until he was banned.

>>213921644
Yup. Its somewhat amusing, if not predictable, at this point

>>213918644
Tell me about the hybrid. Why is he named after Tootles?

>>213921560
>>213921621
>>213921649
It may be a different tribe of dishonorable predators that captures all those who manage to defeat predators. You fags lack imagination.

>>213920270
>i have a 7 and 6 year old girls around me

Ok but what's the Yautja tax policy?

>>213921649
>>213921621
Could be a different faction or leader that said to go an collect those that won. We know from Predators that their are different factions and hierarchies in their society.

>>213921728
Don't you mean media literacy, redditor?

>>213920546
hot. want to do this to real sig

>>213918509 (OP)
built for big engineer dick

>>213921560

The dumb millenials making this schlock are missing what made the films good

>>213920563
t. dumb 15yo
Do me a favor and finish high school and stop writing like a nigger using reddit before posting again.

>>213921560
at least they finally used the original Predator music
https://youtu.be/7zLZ-3sA37k

what if after Predator 2 they had made a bunch of low budget direct to video sequels in the 90s and early 2000s like the Hellraiser series

>>213921741
cool, then take my word on being a jarhead
i served and im on range twice a week too, and that fag acts like nobody who works in the field, and hes supposed to be a medic on top, and those guys are tough to flinch
i know its just a show, but fuck me, why even make him the combat medic of that unit?

>>213921885
>guitars
that's the version from 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BrLQkbHz6IQ

>>213921286
Earth decanonizes all of the nations, including the UPP

the sequel to Killer of Killers should be an Alien vs Predator movie that also brings back Ripley. Sigourney + Schwarzenegger fighting Aliens and Predators would be kino 80s nostalgia sloppa

>>213921840
if i was 15 wouldnt that make me an expert on how kids that age act? wouldnt my insight be in fact more valuable that someones who is older?
15 year old arent dumb, just immature, stop being a boomer, you are probably like 20 yourself

>>213921987
Earth hasn't decanonised all the nations per se, just made the focus on which corporations own what exactly, even in old canon the nations were essentially seen as corporate puppets.

>>213922018
as long as they de-age Sigourney to her 1979 body and have her wear this.

>>213922056
Again, you write like a retarded nigger and I don't care if your grandma said that you're mature for your age.

>>213919337
It was one of the actors demands, same reason why Wendy has that god awful haircut

I think the overall quality of this show isn't great but I still look forward to watching it every week. Shame it's only 8 eps, I wish they could have done like 12 or something.

>>213922152
Kino design ngl

>>213919274
>Implying she didn't learn it from Ice Age

>>213921524
it was meant to start as black goo
where is the black goooooooooooo

>>213919472
When it is ajar?

>>213919622
They're supposed to be aged up versions of the kids
So if the kid was like that she'll be like that

>>213922104
kid, chill out
if you have a day off go watch something fun, i caught up on Silo recently, much better than this show, go watch that instead of being a miserable here

>>213920592
He acts kinda gay desu
I was genuinely surprised when I looked him up and found he was married to a woman

more dangerous to mate with a predator or xeno or terminator?

>>213922249
xeno

>>213922089
Machiko Noguchi was cool. She fought, got fucked up, and still fought to the end. Then, she honored the Predator that helped her. She was adopted and still managed to survive in Predator culture through sheer grit.
She is more than an acceptable warrior and deserves to be up there with Ripley.
It's too bad her stories were written before the parents of zoomers figured out their genitals were for more than just pissing.

>>213920562
In my mind this is an in universe ad for weyland yutani synthetics

Who should I root for in this show?

I'm a big fan of Rhaenyra from House of the Dragon but none of the characters really match her and I'm kind of hoping one of them steps up.

>>213921728
>tribe of dishonorable predators
Those have been established before and they're called Bad Bloods. One detail of note is that bad bloods are also hunted with extreme prejudice by other Yautja.
So if the writers care about their lore maybe there'll be a huge war between the Collector Predators and some other factions. Could be cool I guess.

>>213922269

You could NEVER get away with a sexy Japanese warrior-woman main character these days in a Western-made series.
Machiko was a product of a different time.

>>213922249
with xennies

>>213922347
does this game get fun when u get good guns? like re7. not a fan of hide n seek 24 7

>>213922272
>Weyland-Yutani: building better pussies

>>213922249
Canonically female predators won't even let you smash if you aren't blooded(in other words havent killed a xenomorph), so if you do hit that you must be able to handle yourself. Of course female predators are also highly violent like male ones (and depending on clan larger to boot) and it's been described that during mating they may "accidentally" throw the males into the fucking wall among other things but still.
Still less lethal than xenos, so the answer is xenos.

>>213922377
lmao no the hide and seek never ends
near the end of the game you get the only good gun, a flamethrower that also can't kill the xeno and has very limited ammo but makes him go the fuck away for 30 seconds

>>213922417
I can't heckin shoot it?

>>213922264
>>213922400
thing i considered with xenos is their whole thing is mating so maybe there's a small chance ya aren't killed

Does Wendy want to f*ck her brother?

>>213922282
Curly or Kirsh basedn on his hair

Does Curly want to f*ck Boy Kavalier?

>>213922018
Imagine a world where they just adopted this comic wholesale to the big screen. Hell, even an animated version with a vibe like the Spawn cartoon would be fun.

>>213922462
Why wouldn't she? He's such a gigachad

>>213922459
human dicks are fragile anon

>>213922491
what race? im rooting for her

>>213922491
Lucky hobbit looking mfker if true

>>213922400
the trick is you fuck the femYautja so hard she leglocks you and can't throw you

This is the final boss

>>213922524
New Zealandish (Anglo-in-Exile)

>>213922524
kiwi

>>213922400
You too are a man of culture, I see.
Terminators are the safest. As long as letting you smash is tied to them getting to what they want, they won't hurt you. Predators will let you smash, but you better unga bunga that six tittied shit and you still might end up with broken bones.
Xenos will just rip your head off.

>>213922551
>>213922575
i want her to kill wendy

>>213922638
would

is this how you loose an arrow?

>>213922459
You forget, their idea of mating is spraying goo all over you until you are immobile and dickspiders throatraping you.
I'm certain that some people find it hot, but it's far safer to mate with a robot or a Predator.

>>213922527
Female Yautja have six titties, anon.

I have actually been enjoying it.
>movie set in the bladerunner/alien universe
>its not a fucking rehash for once

>>213922462
hard to tell cuz she's mentally 12
with someone 13 or 14 it would be easier to determine.

>>213922713
yes, and... ?

>>213922661
feels uncomfortable in the shoulder

>>213922754
how do you know that?

More pics of Curly/Pickles/Kiwibot?

Asking for a friend.

>>213922797
because I remember
everyone gets less kiddie and hornier at 13-14

>>213922377
Re7 has better gameplay. Isolation is honestly mostly tedious and boring until you get to the hive where it becomes exponentially better. Also has probably the worst revolver and shotgun I've ever touched in a game given how mostly useless they are.

>>213922844
>everyone gets less kiddie and hornier at 13-14
You're a couple years late, big boy.

Is Curly gonna let Kavalier hit?
I-is there anything to even hit???

>>213922843
I like her eyes

>>213922890
>>213922950
cute kiwi

>>213922929
anon she's like 12

>>213922417
>>213922892
wow. it's a super long game too. i own it but don't think i can manage beating it as a non gamer. last game i played and beat was re7 and i loved it.

>>213922929
she's acting like a jealous daughter so far

>>213922991
>34 hours is long.
>I've spent 18K hours in my favorite game in the last twelve years.
>There are people with double my hours in the game.

>>213923071
a jealous BRAT

>>213923082
it's long for a horror hide n seek game

Am I a synth? Whenever I look at Nibs this white liquid starts leaking out of me.

>>213922844
Because of hormones. Of course, the scientists did say they'd try to simulate the hormonal shifts.
So basically it's down to Kavalier if and how much they get horny. And something tells me he'd crank up that setting to the sky when comes to Curly.

>>213923174
yeah, you're defective

give us your position so one of our blade runners can retire you

>>213922929
If someone actually fucks one of the synth characters the woke meltdown is gonna be epic

>>213923174
man, what a shameless skank, no wonder she comes off a soulless golem in the show

>>213922929
>I-is there anything to even hit???
it'd just be like a fleshlight and those things are shite compared to the real thing

>>213922152
Which Star Wars show is this from?

>>213923174
nibbles is for cuddles and stopping her from self harm

>>213922661
forget about arrows this bitch can't even pretend to run or throw a punch
she was twice over the worst thing about legion
whoever the fuck chose her to play a physical badass is retarded
>look at me I'm terrified and running for my life
>*jogs like an 80 year old robert deniro smelling poop in his pants*

>>213923174
Thats a child

>>213923336
Wouldn't the smell of poop make him run faster? I mean there could be a toilet close by, he might still have time.

Guys I dont remember it too well.
Does this show take place at the end of Romulus?

I only ask because I vaguely remember them going to crash land into a city or something and being locked out of the control room while alien fucks them up

>>213923424
She's 30 and not even human

>>213923700
romulus isn't canon to anything

>>213919785
>Acids that readily eat metal and flesh do not react as strongly to plastics.
>all it would've taken to make the xeno almost a non-issue that can be safely dispatched of or easily contained is covering ship plates with plastic

>>213923424
Mentally a child, so really no different from normal women

>>213923787
Well, yeah.
But, do the humans know that?

>>213922984
maybe Kavalier is okay with that you don't know

>>213923828
If we're going with the assumption that it's what kept the hook from melting then they should.
Just like the rest of the Lost Boys' gang Wendy's vision gets sent and saved back to base. And I do not see why they would not spend extra time analyzing the recording of her view while she was bashing the xenomorph.

>>213919785
How did the facehugger melt through Kane's helmet? Was it made out of aluminium oxynitride?

>>213924050
Obviously

>>213921560
dats some gay shit, nigga
also prey is not canon

>>213923989
It's common to coat tools in anti corrosive compounds.
A meat hook is no exception.
As is a crescent wrench, or screwdrivers, or exhaust systems.
Wendy picked up a tool to fight the Alien that happened to be less inclined to corrosion than a piece of rebar.
That's all.

>>213924050
Metals and silicon are susceptible to the same acids.
The mask was probably glass.

>>213924178
are you retarded
who makes a glass visor
also glass would be most likely immune to the acid

why the fuck is the cyborg black guy so sweaty? it's disgusting

>>213924316
He's desperately worried about his bonus situation.
>65 year space journey etc

>>213924316
His sweat cybernetics were on overdrive

>>213924270
With acids, the vast majority of them eat glass and metal at the same rate.
Polyethelene is the safest container.

This show is just bad. It's vaguely interesting enough to keep me watching when I have nothing else to do, but it's just bad.

>fans assumed that the Predators's xeno blood resistant blade gauntlets were some special alien metal
>tfw turns out they were just covered in plastic

Media discussion is dead because everything is an extreme, either the best thing ever or the worst thing ever. And all the expectations and hype bubbles... people who dismiss and hate reviewers also seem to massively care what reviewers think so they can constantly say something is overrated. The term overrated has become meaningless and hype feels like a (you) problem because (you) got tricked by it. Shows can't just be fun or entertainment anymore because they have to be the best thing ever or else they have ruined everything for all time. It is exhausting.

>>213924316
Sweaty black men is a staple of the alien series

>>213924416
ok but still you don't make glass protection for your face

>>213920539
based and babylonian-demon-pilled.

>>213924316
dem keeds, sall he ken tinkabou

>>213924354
>lost his family
>lost his friends
>"stop and come back home" said the yutani granddaughter (knowing he'll lose his bonus)
My nigga is getting his money or he'll die trying.

>>213922072
W-Y being found nowhere in the 3WE makes me think otherwise

>>213924793
We simply haven't been given enough information to say what exists or doesn't exist.

>>213924788
Man's gonna get his three fiddy

>>213919357
Transferring the human mind onto a digital device and have it not go insane is a massive endeavor and that would not be cheap. Also the VALUE is different from the cost to produce. You're pretty much changing the course of evolution and societal structure

>>213924553
wut

>>213924354
How the fuck do they work out pay on missions like this? Because like nigga, are you getting paid via inflation as monetary value changes over decades?

>>213925064
>man gets paid a flat fee
>because of inflation he can barely afford a meal out
Shiiiiit

>>213925064
He just puts all his cash in a savings account and then collects it after it's over

>>213922411
Not my fave design but I dig it

>>213922152
Im excited tbqh

>>213925252
Same

>>213923174
Lewd

>>213919490
Cute

>>213919176
lol

NEW

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>>213925229

>>213925229

>>213921213
I always thought that was part of CM-SS13 fanfiction.

>>213925700
The UPP appeared in an unproduced script for Alien 3. Canon appearances:
>Video games, comics, books, roleplay games.