>>213921506 (OP)
I saw Peter Dinklage at a grocery store in LA yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in small person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him to stop being a grotesque freak of nature or anything.
He said, "Oh, like you're doing now?"
I was taken aback, and all I could say was "huh?", but he kept saying "Huh? Huh? Huh?" and closing his hand shut in front if my knees. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him squeak angrily as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw the meddlesome goblin walking to the exit with a few fun sized candy bars in his arms, frightening children.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like "Little fella, where are your parents?" At first he kept pretending that he was just a lost child, but eventually turned around and revealed that we was a shameful genetic mistake.
When she stopped screaming and started scanning the handful of bars individually, Peter stopped her and tried to convince her that he was "a real person, with rights and feelings" and "the star of Game of Thrones" and then turned around and winked at me. I don't think that's even a real television series. After she scanned the bars and put them in a bag, Peter kept interrupting her by asking her to place the bag on the ground really squeakily.
