Looks like Rennerkino is back on the menu
Did the forensic team find the piece of meat?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:31:24 AM
No.213923438
>>213923372
>>213923378
HO ho ho ho you're so fucking original guys
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:33:41 AM
No.213923496
>>213923742
>>213934573
How does he orgasm with no penis?
Does he find it frustrating having all this hot poon just walking around him and he is unable to penetrate them with his non-existent phallus?
Don you think he's surrendered and has switched to prostate stimulation to sexually satisfy himself because he is missing his penis?
Do you think he misses sticking his meat into his wife, and feeling the pulsing warmth of her hole around his manhood?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:44:58 AM
No.213923771
>>213923742
if you don't have a penis
why go on?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:45:53 AM
No.213923799
>>213923352 (OP)
but do you know what isn't back?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:45:55 AM
No.213923800
>>213923742
Ok but what about the schlong situation?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:50:18 AM
No.213923904
>>213926573
>>213928607
>>213923863
From necrosis or did he get a transplant?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:52:10 AM
No.213923962
>>213924646
I need to hear about the cock condition first.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:53:09 AM
No.213923975
>>213923993
>>213923742
How would you feel if your penis wasn't torn off by a snow plow this morning?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:54:12 AM
No.213923993
>>213924156
>>213923975
I don't understand, my penis was torn off by a snow plow.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 2:54:55 AM
No.213924015
>>213928628
>>213923352 (OP)
Gentlemen, we can rebuild him. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic penis. Jeremy Renner will be that man. Better than he was before. Better... stronger... faster
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:01:43 AM
No.213924156
>>213923993
Hey Jeremy. We're all pulling for you. But not our puds. That would be rude.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 3:40:06 AM
No.213925054
>>213923742
It's all whitey can think of.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:25:51 AM
No.213926228
>>213926306
Hailee attached his penis back with her mouth.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:26:24 AM
No.213926242
>>213926306
Who the fuck decides to bust out push ups in the middle of plowing snow?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:38:18 AM
No.213926508
is he the sex million dollar man?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:39:13 AM
No.213926524
>>213923352 (OP)
Will fans of his next thing be able to fuck him? Maybe through some sort of app?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:40:42 AM
No.213926553
If he was face down when the plow ran over him his penis might be intact but his testicles definitely ruptured.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 4:42:44 AM
No.213926591
>>213927033
I refuse to join in on this meme because I fear karmic retribution. I wish you the best, Mr. Renner.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:01:12 AM
No.213927033
>>213926591
You're afraid you might one day run yourself over with a snow plow?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:20:37 AM
No.213927517
I know that getting hanged gives you an instant erection and makes you cum, I wonder if getting run over by a snow plow does the same thing. Like, if while getting crushed he just got a boner and started jizzing and then when the plow knocked his tallywhacker off, it was just spinning in the air, leaking cum from the front and being propelled by the the engorged blood from the back while shrinking like some kind of balloon flying around in the air
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:29:52 AM
No.213927728
>>213923352 (OP)
What good is kino, when the dong is gone?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:34:36 AM
No.213927845
Jeremy got his cock ripped off by a snow plow
Clearing out the driveway christmas eve
Now he can say he still has a penis
But it is more of a crushed and drawn out wizards sleeve.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:38:04 AM
No.213927917
>>213927947
>>213923352 (OP)
Elaborate ruse to troon out, could it be?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 5:39:13 AM
No.213927947
>>213927917
You might be on to something. I worked with a bulldyke that looked just like him, but with a bigger dick.
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 6:07:42 AM
No.213928607
>>213923904
some idiots don't believe dick transplants exist but they all know about bobbits victim...
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 6:08:43 AM
No.213928628
>>213924015
the 7 million dollar member
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 7:18:05 AM
No.213930234
>>213930333
>>213923352 (OP)
He should play Zelensky on the biopic
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 7:22:15 AM
No.213930333
>>213930342
>>213930234
Isn't Zelensky a literal actor? Why would they need someone else? Is he too busy DeBrIeFiNg SoLdIeRs? Or is he just shitty at acting, too?
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 7:22:58 AM
No.213930342
>>213930333
Becuase he'll have a knife shoved up his ass by then
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 10:49:38 AM
No.213933611
>>213932522
JERMY ENTNE SAAAAAAAAAAAR
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 10:54:01 AM
No.213933684
Anyone have the video where you can see a pack of dogs come and take his severed cock away? It seems to get scrubbed from the internet frequently
Anonymous
8/23/2025, 12:00:14 PM
No.213934573
>>213923496
>Does he find it frustrating having all this hot poon just walking around him and he is unable to penetrate them
This is already life for most people on this board
