Thread 213925516

The titties couldn’t save it.

>>213925516 (OP)
It was kino you fag.

>>213925516 (OP)
Joel won

Isn’t Charlie Day in this movie?

>>213925590
>Is this guy, whose name is on the poster, in this movie?
That’s what you just asked.

>>213925554
Ethan pls

>>213925665
Then why wasn’t he on the poster smart guy?

margaret qualley is fascinatingly ugly considering her mom was an actress and her dad was a male model
her teeth are really fucked up

>>213925733
She looked good in The Substance.

>>213925759
no she fucking doesn't

>>213925516 (OP)
Retard porn

>>213925733
She also can’t act and her big girl voice that she tried to affect was retarded.

whose titties?

>>213925516 (OP)
So you gonna post the titties or what?

>>213925516 (OP)
Why does everyone have a really bad accent?

>Multiple sex scenes M/F and F/F; female full nudity.
>A man and two women are seen having a threesome. Female breast nudity.
>A woman puts her fingers up the skirt of another women while they are both sitting at a bar. After the woman being fingered climaxes the other woman licks her pointer and middle fingers.
>Avoids male nudity. All chris Evans nude/sex scenes are strategically filmed to hide any nudity from him. Female co-stars appeal fully nude.
based i'm on my way to the kinolex now

>>213925857
No, this my thread to complain about honey don’t, not a coom to weird tits thread

>>213925916
Captain America fucks a ton of bitches and so does Margaret...i for one welcome this new era of fucking on screen again.

>>213925924
Complain that it wasn't longer and had even more lesbianism?

>>213925916
The one responsible for these movies is Joel's lesbian wife. She is making lewd movies with her Qualley Dolly. Perv.

>>213925516 (OP)
>starring Margaret Qualley and Aubrey Plaza
What “titties” are you referring to?

>>213925732
>wtf why isn't steve buscemi getting fucked in the ass on the poster? is he even in the movie?!
my nigga you have officially been certified brainrotted by MCU/ensemble posters
that poster does suck though, looks like somebody slapped it together in 30 minutes

>>213925516 (OP)
So this confirms that Cohen's dyke wife is using his name to direct her lesbian fantasy flicks?

>>213925516 (OP)
wtf her face is bigger than her ass
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qetW6R9Jxs4

>>213925560
Say what you want but at least Ethan is making movies. He'll probably have his third or fourth down before Joel gets around to making another.

Joel adaptation of Othello starring Denzel Washington when?

>>213926220
Yeah. Bad ones.

>>213925516 (OP)
I took a dead newborn baby home from work today

>>213925788
Anon, maybe you're just one of those fellas that doesn't like girls. You should have a chat with our Youth Pastor.

Why is Ethan Cohen doing nothing but AGP movies now?

>>213926883
His fake lesbo wife is making him. He's the ultimate simp.

>>213926108
Thanks for proving my point loser

>>213927057
White idiot

>>213926883
what does AGP stand for?

>>213925733
People often consider beauty inheritable but the reality is that many genes we associate with attractive phenotypes are recessive, so you can have ugly parents with good looking kids and vice versa.

It was crust kino.


>>213927109
Asexual
Goyim
Propaganda

>>213925516 (OP)
it was weird pacing
okay, but i wouldn't see it again
was aubrey plaza's character just crazy at the end?

>>213925516 (OP)
I'll take Movies Ill never watch for 500 Alex.

>>213925516 (OP)
>honey don't!
>sorry baby
>don't worry darling

I'm so fucking ready for this trend of feminine, cutsey, passive aggressive film titling to fucking die

>>213925733
i say this about shitney sweeney

>>213925759
All the butt shots are a body double

>>213925516 (OP)
What titties? They're both total planks.

>>213925516 (OP)
Why is Ethan destroying his reputation directing his lesbian wife's terrible scripts? Just go back to making movies with Joel you fucking retard

>Honey Don't! is a 2025 American neo-noir[4][5] dark comedy[6] detective film directed by Ethan Coen, who co-wrote the screenplay with Tricia Cooke.
>It is the second in a "lesbian B-movie trilogy" following Coen and Cooke's Drive-Away Dolls (2024).
>The film stars Margaret Qualley, Aubrey Plaza, Charlie Day, and Chris Evans.

Fake movies even have their own wikipedia articles now, things are getting crazy out there.

gonna watchthis now that I know it's more dyke sleaze like drive away dolls

>>213925516 (OP)
>Audrey Plaza

>>213925516 (OP)
>They’re bad on purpose hehe
>I love my lesbian wife so much, I’m so glad we can spend time making silly b movies together
You fuckers defending this just because you want to watch soft core lesbian porn on the big screen are fucking retards. It’s near wachowski level grossness.

>>213925733
>beauty vs nepotism

it's hilarious that in the movie the substance they pretended that this nepo cunt was actually attractive

>>213925516 (OP)
Mouthwatering ass

>>213933104
What the hell, I had no idea she's Andie MacDowell's daughter.