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Anonymous No.213928056 >>213928302 >>213928420 >>213928495 >>213928716 >>213929578 >>213931234 >>213932129 >>213932303 >>213933720 >>213933805 >>213934125 >>213934149 >>213934227 >>213934290 >>213934702 >>213934723 >>213934730 >>213935045 >>213935708 >>213936055 >>213936159 >>213936206 >>213936719 >>213936952 >>213937060 >>213937078 >>213937461
Finally got around to watching hard boiled and well I sort of regret it. The whole time I couldn't stop thinking about john wick and how much better the gun fight choreography was there. Seriously it's like we evolved so much as a film medium there's no reason to watch something like this.

And it's not like there's anything of value outside of the long boring gun fights. If you're planning on watching this ancient movie just watch a john wick action scene compliation instead.
Anonymous No.213928302 >>213928334
>>213928056 (OP)
The stunts in Hong Kong cinema are just genuinely impressive during that time period.
Anonymous No.213928334 >>213928400 >>213928406
>>213928302
>"stunts"
They just run into the open, get shot, then jump backwards dying. This is not impressive in any era.
Anonymous No.213928400
>>213928334
You dont seem to know HK cinema very well.
Anonymous No.213928406 >>213928686
>>213928334
I bet 100% of the actors got second degree burns
Anonymous No.213928420
>>213928056 (OP)
I disagree.
Anonymous No.213928485 >>213928573
>Zoomer has a shit take
Better than some of the other threads, I guess
Anonymous No.213928495
>>213928056 (OP)
>big money Hollywood slop > everything else
/tv/ has spoken
Anonymous No.213928573 >>213928852
>>213928485
It's just engagement ragebait. How else do you get anons to talk about it a good movie?
Anonymous No.213928686
>>213928406
I'm sure a bunch of those HK stunt guys died making the 80s and 90s HK action classics like Hard Boiled and Police Story but the deaths were covered up. And OP is a baiting retard. The warehouse scene alone in Hard Boiled is better than any action scene in all four John Wick movies. I don't think Keanu or Chad Stahelski would dispute that.
Anonymous No.213928716
>>213928056 (OP)
You should kill yourself as soon as possible.
Anonymous No.213928852 >>213929329 >>213938891
>>213928573
Or maybe the movie is slow, boring and its one selling point has been done better a dozen times since its release?

Naw, that couldn't be it. It's "engagement" ragebait. Lol. We're not on twitter you imbecile. "engagement", lmao.
Anonymous No.213929329 >>213929755
>>213928852
NTA, but he's correct. It isn't easy to start an earnest discussion about old movies without rage baiting anons into responding to the thread. The easiest way to do that is insulting classic and beloved kinos. This is an old and well documented phenomenon.

I'll take your bait and say Hard Boiled is anything but slow and boring. What is slow and boring about it?
Anonymous No.213929578
>>213928056 (OP)
i watched this and it was confusing since everyone looks the same
Anonymous No.213929755
>>213929329
NTA but you're a faggot, lol.
Anonymous No.213929795 >>213932196
The Killer is better.
Anyways John Wick is gay. Too much quick editing. Just a lazy way to make a movie.
Anonymous No.213930666 >>213932114 >>213932158
Some piss-poor bait in here.
This is now a Hard Boiled appreciation thread.
Anonymous No.213931234
>>213928056 (OP)
>how much better the gun fight choreography was there
Goons armed with firearms run towards Wick with their weapons pointing down, only for him to conveniently disarm them through multiple fast cuts.
Wick is the epitome of everything wrong with modern action.
Anonymous No.213932114
>>213930666
Based and 'Boiledpilled.
Anonymous No.213932129
>>213928056 (OP)
I hope your parents die.
Anonymous No.213932158 >>213936132
>>213930666
we need to return to those big bloody squibs and 0 cgi. those hong kong kinos make me sad because we dont have those crazy spectacle films where everybody is getting blowed the fuck up and blasted and like 200 extras just flailing around getting shot
Anonymous No.213932196
>>213929795
A Better Tomorrow. Bros helping each other > simp movie.
Anonymous No.213932303
>>213928056 (OP)
Ironically modern combat (pre-ukraine) is two guys shooting at each other from behind cover much like the Naked Gun scene. Or two guys mag dumping into anything that looks like someone could be hiding there, like in Predator.
Anonymous No.213933690
bump
Anonymous No.213933720
>>213928056 (OP)
Fag
Anonymous No.213933805
>>213928056 (OP)
John Wick literally has no style in its gun fights. A lot of times John just holds up his jacket and stands there getting shot, that's not visually interesting in the slightest.
Anonymous No.213934125
>>213928056 (OP)
>The whole time I couldn't stop thinking about john wick and how much better the gun fight choreography was there
You are trash
Anonymous No.213934149 >>213935045
>>213928056 (OP)
>another jeet thread
ENOUGH FROM THE JEET
Anonymous No.213934227
>>213928056 (OP)
It not that similar. John Wick has lineage to HK action but it’s a few generations later and takes more from Indonesian and Thai films

Also just keep watching HK action you’ll learn to appreciate it on its own. Try out Tiger On Beat, Yes Madam and Millionaire Express
Anonymous No.213934290 >>213934519 >>213936014
>>213928056 (OP)
>kills dozens of randoms just for loading up shit for another family at the warehouse
>an hour later...
>"NOOOOOOOOOOO WE CAN'T KILL THE HECKIN' INNOCENT PATIENTS!!!"
Not advocating the patient-murder but something really did not add up with this guy
Anonymous No.213934519 >>213940213
>>213934290
Started off softboiled, but things change
Anonymous No.213934702 >>213935642 >>213938805
>>213928056 (OP)
What compels anons to watch random old movies and then act like theyre supposed to be better designed than other movies that wont come out for several decades? Like how was this on your mind let alone list of β€˜movies that should be better
Anonymous No.213934723
>>213928056 (OP)
I can't stand John Woo's HK action films, he should have made more wuxia films. Last Hurrah to Chivalry was incredible. He should have made more like that.
Anonymous No.213934730
>>213928056 (OP)
John wick CGI shots suck so hard it's almost unwatchable dude, it kills all of the kinetic physicality the stunt actors are building up.
Anonymous No.213935045
>>213928056 (OP)
I honestly think you're mentally ill

>>213934149
maybe.
Anonymous No.213935642 >>213935759
>>213934702
>like theyre supposed to be better designed than other movies that wont come out for several decades?
Most of them are though. Have you seen the John Wick series? It's pathetic.
Anonymous No.213935708
>>213928056 (OP)
As I recall, Hard-Boiled at least has something resembling a plot and real-world stakes. John Wick is literally just capeshit.
Anonymous No.213935759
>>213935642
True im just saying people pick these oddball movies and then get confused why theyre just random movies plucked from history
Anonymous No.213935830 >>213936047
Anonymous No.213936014
>>213934290
They were working for a criminal organization and half of them were armed anyway
Anonymous No.213936047
>>213935830
kino....
Anonymous No.213936055
>>213928056 (OP)
Above average bait. 6.5/10 see me after class ;)
Anonymous No.213936132
>>213932158
Exactly. I want see lads hurling themselves through glass windows, landing on concrete
Anonymous No.213936159 >>213936531
>>213928056 (OP)
>just watch a john wick action scene compliation instead
Your bait was already obvious but this pushed it way over the top.

People here are tremendously autistic so of course they fell for it.
Anonymous No.213936206 >>213936511 >>213938860 >>213938985
>>213928056 (OP)
Mad max 2suffers from the same problem. Fury Road pretty much outdoes it in every way because of technology, simple as that
Anonymous No.213936257
I was a bit disappointed considering its THE hong kong action film, the last action scene just feels dragged out. For me its The killer, A better Tomorrow, A City on Fire & Full contact.
Anonymous No.213936511
>>213936206
>Fury Road
Girlboss dogshit
Anonymous No.213936531
>>213936159
Stop embarrassing yourself OP.
Anonymous No.213936719
>>213928056 (OP)
THE INNOCENT MUST DIE!
Anonymous No.213936952
>>213928056 (OP)
>John Wick
I have a bag of un-sucked dicks for you, OP.
Anonymous No.213937060
>>213928056 (OP)
3/10 I replied
Anonymous No.213937078 >>213939985
>>213928056 (OP)
the hospital shootout is the greatest shootout of all time, no john wick without john woo
Anonymous No.213937461
>>213928056 (OP)
Kill yourself
Anonymous No.213938805
>>213934702
I agree, this old movie sucks and cannot compete with modern movies.
Anonymous No.213938860 >>213938985
>>213936206
wrong, mad max 2 has an actual story and a character you can care about. It's worth watching.
Anonymous No.213938891
>>213928852
Maybe if he reloaded his gun more realistically or whatever it is you guys see in John Wick you’d like it more
Anonymous No.213938985 >>213939101
>>213936206
>>213938860
Mad Max 2 as in, the 1981 film?
Anonymous No.213939101
>>213938985
based confused esl. You'll never fully understand what's going on but you're definitely going to participate. Keep at it, dude!
Anonymous No.213939985
>>213937078
Correct.
Anonymous No.213940213
>>213934519
Eggcellent choice of words, made me scramble to think of something that wasnt already poached and freshly cracked no pieces of shell sunny side up or whatever
Anonymous No.213940603
for me it's pic related