Thread 213928150

Dexvious - >>213919604

>>213928150 (OP)
The latest Dexter show got cancelled today

Good to see Dexter threads back up.

>>213928195
Quasimodo predicted this

>>213928186
And that’s a good thing

>>213928186
Oh snap! I thought it was successful. Never watched it because it looked like Stranger Things nostalgia bait but wow!

>>213928186
original sin getting cancelled to pump all resources into resurrection is not a bad idea

>>213928247
YOU ARE TEARING ME APART DEXTUH

>>213928297
But that means we no longer get a young deb

#1 NY Ripper Candidate

>>213928247
This uppity negro is starting to wear on my nerves. His womanly meltdowns better culminate in something worthwhile. If he isn't the Ripper, I'll be astounded.

>>213928386
He won't be the ripper but he will show up with a sword to help Dexter

>>213928247
>college is for leftist commies
holy based blessing

sex with deb

>>213928200
>DO THIS

>>213928481
>DOES HE KNOW
>HE KNOWS

>>213928247
he should kill his daughters fiance to prove his point

>>213928428
based and blessed sword pilled

So who will be third to be named the BHB? Masuka or Quinn?

>>213928259
>>213928564
They should replace Ghost Harry with Young Dexter next season since he no longer has a job. Make it like his inner child or something, wanting him to go back to the basics of the code.

>>213928637
he’s james bond in the james bond video game

>>213928195
>I told you specifically which tenant is directly responsible for you to be in this situation and I'm the same guy that was in your office earlier
I don't think Dexter will be getting out of this one boys!

Ayy dexter mi compa como estas How are you?
How is el niño? Is harrison doing well? He is muy guapo, reminds me of Rita who was... muy hermosa, may Santa Maria rest her soul, hermano
Mi amigo, all I could wish for is if your hermana, our Debra, la vida de la estacion, was still among us to see her nephew grow up into such an hermoso man

>Oh my God, Dexter/Dad, you're a serial killer?! That's disgusting!!!
>Dex/Dad, I have a problem. Can you kill this guy for me??

Why are the Morgans like this?

>>213928800
Licking Deb's tummy

>>213928703
Dexter's research showed that he had dozens of tenants with mould

If he gets the cops involved there's too many suspects for a likely conviction, and on top of that he landlord guy is likely to go to prison himself

>>213928800
>Oh my God, Dexter! You've done exactly what I taught you to do?
>I'm going to kill myself
why was harry like this

We all know the Ripper is Dinklage, right?

I bet it'll be revealed that that girl he likes, not the blondie, is properly Claudette's daughter lol. Awkard. Haven't seen though the episode yet.

>>213928939
She got interrogated by her though

Harrison is such a fucking cuck.
He's dating a girl while doing favors for free for another girl he likes.

>>213928936
Not exactly; he needs his uppies. The weight of Uma's tits on the top of his head really awakens the darkness inside him

>>213929039
>he needs his uppies
It was a plot point that the murder weapon is long.
He also corresponds with his victims like he corresponds with killers.

>>213928996
And he ate that dirty cripple chick's coinslot on the first date after hours of sweaty dancing. I know the brown guys are jealous.

BEY HABBO
BOOCHAAAAAA

>>213929114
I hate this kike's fake accent.

Is Al even from Wisconsin?

>>213929112
>after hours of sweaty dancing
Real motherfuckers know this is when it's best.
Napoleon wrote and told his wife not to wash for 3 days before his return from the field. Food for thought.

>>213929139
It's not even fake. Have you ever watched an interview with him? That's how he actually talks.

>>213928526
>LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO DEXTAH! I’VE HAVE JUST KILLED MY JEWISH SON IN LAW AND THIS ALL COULD OF BEEN AVOIDED IF YOU JUST FUCKED MY DAUGHTER AND NOT TELL HER THAT I USED TO BE BASED! MA GOD!

>>213928200
>>213928470

Can't wait for the beginning of the next episode where it's finally revealed that Dexter is the Bay Harbor Dwarf Thrower.

Real question, I like all of Dexter except the cringe onions series original sin

Will I like the new season?

Dexter will break into the vault and grab his OG slide case at some point

>>213928150 (OP)
Cringe. Its clearly a poor parody of the Epstein island club, death of the girl in NPYD custody? Scoff.

I find the inclusion of the DEI characters is cringe, the spic and her asmatic mutt son that the whore got from improper and unsafe sex, then he eats out a random whore who admits to sleeping around, then fucking her. It is a jewish plot to decrease birth rates in the US. Increase promisquity, he is a cuck with the spic lady and her sick son, like Dexter was a cuck for taking care of Rita's kids when they belonged to the recovered and no longer addicted heroine dad who he got killed.

This has long been a propaganda piece, but I do not like the current psyops like the native american omage, *scoffs*.... how cliche, also the token black cop...come on. Harrison is living a satanic lifestyle. Instead of finding a church going virgin he is now in between two unstable females.

I hate it but I cant stop watching this trainwreck

>>213929435
Yeah it's more Dexter but in NYC

>>213929448
he's going to trade his new slides for the old one and plant the old one in captain cubanos car

>>213928813
her face looks like a foot. repulsive

>>213929435
the new season is the best it's been since Season 4 of the original show

>>213929507
I hope he murders Harrison right there and gets away with it because he's a billionaire

Does he know?

>watch dexter
>pretty much implied that dexter is a quasi-virgin
>subplot about dexter learning LA PASION to make his relationship with Rita better and his sexual awkwardness
>watch original sin
>dexter fucks

?????

I can't believe Captain Batista and Detective Autista don't get along. This hyper-intelligent jewess can pinpoint all these small things but is going to get duped into thinking Angel is crazy and/or the actual BHB somehow? Laughable. Dexter's actual superpower is sheer goddamn luck. He's basically Domino from the X-Men.

Prater tipped off Al about Red or did Al think it was fishy?

>Gemini elevates the series to genuine kino
>immediately jobs the next episode
what did they mean by this?

>>213929899
They mean they will make a shit finale for the third time.

>>213929834
I'd like to think he figured it out on his own. His whole killing shtick is acting like a dopey hapless oaf to get people to let their guard down, which is what I imagine was supposed to be going on here. The Hamilton story was a ruse to skip out on meeting with Dexter without telling him no, plus it probably put Dexter far away from wherever he was actually staying.

With Original Sin canned, Dexter accomplished three shit endings in a row.

>>213929999
Your quads herald a 4th shit ending.

>>213929834
I don't think he knew anything for certain but by that point it was pretty obvious something was very wrong and he just got spooked and decided to politely dip out

Finale will be one hour and a half long, Deb will come back as a ghost and give Dex an uninterrupted edging foot job and harsh hand job lasting one hour

Is this accurate after sex?

>>213930106
yes

>>213928297
disagree I want more pic

>>213930106
Eh. It's not far off for the sort of antics after having sex with someone for the first time.

>fat
>ugly
>white
>bangs
I'm so mad that Harrison didn't fuck Elsa instead of this dumb whore.

>>213930106
>Harrison still not happy
WHAT DOES IT TAKE WITH THIS FUCKER

>>213930129
I'm gonna miss deb...

>>213930187
that stinky mexican pussy

Blessing the thread with our QUEEN.

>>213930354
>Blessing
AAAAAAIIIIIIEEEEEEE

You guys are dumb if you haven't caught on to what's happening in this season. The "Dark Passenger" is not just a psychological construct but a real, metaphysical entity that can transfer from host to host. Dexter's "resurrection" is the survival of this malevolent spirit, which has now found a new, even more suitable vessel. It left him when he "died" in Iron Lake, which is why we're seeing a lot more of Dexter being empathetic and resisting the urge to kill in this season. Yes, he has killed, but it's more of an autopilot feature. His desire will lessen and lessen, while the actual Dark Passenger rears inside someone new. I'm not entirely sure who the new host is at the moment. I don't think it's Harrison. I suspect it's Blessing, and his past was the catalyst for the Passenger which is what drew him and Dexter together in the first place.

>>213930354
ugh what a dirty whore

>>213929834
Neither. What Al said was what actually happened. He ditched Hamilton because it was full of niggers and forgot to tell Dexter. It happens. Regularly, in fact. No need to look for stuff that isn’t there.

>>213930448
NOOOOOOOOOO NOT LIKE THAT I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT SHE WOULD NEVER STOOP THAT LOW FUGG

>>213930504
This but because Dexter is not a smart show at all, so 95% of the time whatever happens onscreen has the simplest possible explanation.

>>213930463
blessing is a driver not a passenger
dummy

>>213930662
sex

>>213930662
Even though they tried to make her look as unappealing as possible, you can still tell she has a nice dumper

Harrison is never getting with the latina the showrunner confirmed it, she's 10 years older than him with a kid.

Is Uma's character really just a lackey?
Are they wasting such a prolific actress on a small role?

>>213930744
>Harrison is never getting with the latina
He's never getting with anyone. He is a deeply damaged character, and the Morgans aren't allowed to be happy in the end.

The blonde chick definitely is a BBC whore IRL

>>213930662
>tattoo

>>213930746
>Are they wasting such a prolific actress on a small role?
In The House Jack Built she was just the first victim of him. Already has more screentime in this.

>>213930746
>such a prolific actress
>prolific

She lucked out with couple of Tarantino roles and has been washed up since.

>>213930055
And Angel will come in and put his sunglasses on and say, "I guess you can say, Dex got the La Incest Passion after all".

>>213930055
Deb will posess Astor to do it.

>>213930662
you think they're real? very perky

>>213930864
>and by chest I mean ass
>and by stabbing I mean with my dick

>>213930662
What a punchable face holy shit

>>213930907
It's her Jewnetics

>>213928186
Damn, it was kino but i can see why

>>213930882
They look larger than her nude scene from some years back, but that could just be due to age/weight gain as opposed to implants.

>>213930106
>Harrison's face
You can tell he was surprised she had a dick

>>213929668
Dexter always pulled a shitload of pussy out of nowhere

>>213928936
Its 100% going to be male detective partner. Uses his role in law enforcement to cover his crimes like Dexter, Prater gives big to the police, Autistic lady cop is his partner and can't seem to figure out who the Ripper is, etc

>>213928200
>Black... Park
>Beware: Danger
What did he mean by this?

>>213930645
>GO TO THE BATHROOM YOU'RE SHITTING YOURSELF

Did anyone else think that episode 8 of Resurrection was a bit disjointed? The mold subplot was pretty unrelated, it should have been about Dexter killing Al, Prater finally suspecting "Red" with Al's disappearance + Charlie convincing him, him discovering that Dexter is the Bay Harbor Butcher thanks to his serial killer repertoire, and at the end knocking on Elsa's apartment and meeting Harrison Morgan for the first time saying "Hello, Harrison Morgan"

>>213931279
It was a filler episode to set up the next episode.

>>213928150 (OP)
Any webm requests?

>>213931279
everything with the girlfriend and the kid really could just be cut out
there are a million other places you could have harrison staying temporarily, we don't need a whole c-plot about "where is harrison sleeping though"

>>213931616
It's because they want to depict him in a weird sexless relationship with a frigid, needy, single mother... JUST LIKE HIS DAD! Inb4 daddy shows up next season and is a piece of shit.

>>213928853
I think it would have been better if he just died naturally. Having Dexter hallucinate entire conversations with his suicidal father feels awkward.

>>213931506
Can you please make one from episode 7 where Dexter makes the hand gesture after hinting at the NY ripper weapon not being a crowbar?

>>213930220
>this 30-year-old is supposed to be a teen
lol

>>213931708
I buy it

>>213928936
this
remember the thing about the crowbar? Dexter hinting the killer used a longer weapon with a hook at the end?

I didn't understand why Dexter used that on his face, he never needed it to kill his victims, "ah, but it was just to scare them" tell me you can't see someone's face perfectly in that, Dexter's face was just pulled to the sides. And why the hell does Wallace think Batista is the Bay Harbor Butcher? Did her intelligence decrease in this episode?

>>213931648
It's not the same situation, Dexter was in his 30s when he got with Rita. No 18 year old wants a single mother that's 10 years older than him he's just the babysitter and in the friendzone.

>>213931895
I wanted Dexter to start wearing a mask for years considering that several victims escaped from the table and he should fucking learn from his mistakes, but maybe something that actually obscures his face and not literal seethrough women's stockings.
Eh, close enough, I guess.

>>213928463
Sex with actually hot original sin Deb

It peaked at season 2

>haha you're joking about this being your first time right? No way such a filthy degenerate whore could be a virgin.
>LMAO obviously!
are modern relationships really like this?

I fell for Gigi's lie every single time

>>213932019
"I'm just fucking with you" is the lowest form of "humour".

>>213931999
Harrison has herpes now.

>>213932127
Just like Dexter, no way lumen got rawdogged by boyd and came away clean.

>>213932143
Forget Boyd. Dan the Dentist probably was a walking STD factory.
>he has a wife
Who was very quick to accept he died in gay roleplay, they probably had a sexless marriage.

This dude just got laid and STILL looks like he's gonna burst into tears ffs

>>213932143
I can't believe Dextah would turn out to be the Bay Harbor Rawdogger

>Dexter that hoodlum retrospected us
>Why you get that glock with the extended mag just to collect dust?

>>213931942
I agree, but that pantyhose on his face looks cringe af, that generic black robber mask would look way better and would actually hide his face more than a fucking see-through stocking

>>213928727
It's actually kinda kino how he was an oblivious retard in the original, and in this horrible new show hes a schizo retard from the perspective of the new York detectives

>>213930773
She has sex scene on wu tang clan show
Lol

>>213932127
>now
listen all I'm saying is he was paying for his bus ticket to Iron Lake somehow and he seemed pretty experienced when banging the sheriffs daughter.

>>213932360
>hes a schizo retard from the perspective of the new York detectives
>this is somehow not kino

>>213930106
Usually for me the facial expressions are reversed

DEXTAH
HOW COULD YOU USE THAT WORD SO FREELY?
MY DAUGHTER IS TOO INNOCENT, TOO DELICATE TO HEAR SUCH THINGS

>>213930187
He was that's just when he was worried the dickhead hotel boss who seems to have disappeared was coming in the elevator

>>213932401
Sorry .. I think the show is horrible because its insultinglystupid (i still watch it because im a neet), but him being a schizo retard is kino

When do you use a cementary?

>>213932333
Even this retard got it right.

>>213930106
she just looks like a man in a wig

>>213932333
You need to suspend your disbelief. See through stocking mask is kino.

"It doesn’t make much sense why Blessing and his family appear in every episode. It feels like something bigger is being set up for them later in the season. Could Blessing actually be the New York Ripper? I’m not entirely sure. We know he has killed before, it's very possible he can again.

>>213929668
original sin is utter trash and disrespects the original series at every turn with its numerous plotholes and inconcistencies that don't even need to be there yet i hear nothing but praise for it must be bots idk

>>213932550
They're just there as token black people. There's literally not a single other black person in the show.

>>213931999
Noob, she wasn't lying

>>213932577
>70 iq plotlines
>still reminds you of what happened 20 minutes ago with constant flashbacks
Who was the intended audience even? Brain damage patients?

>>213932612
>Who was the intended audience even? Brain damage patients?
Resurrection does that as well. Its made with Genz browsing TikTok on their phones while watching on their ipad in mind

>>213932550
Dexter logic is anyone with a traumatic past becomes a serial killer.My guess is he is the ripper. He's going to feel angry and isolated and kill again. Idk if he knows about Dexter's past or not but it would make sense if he did. That would be why he confided to him.

Dexter was so rash last episode. Really off his game, not calculating at all. Did he also really think he could kill all of the Praetor group without trouble? Fuckin retard.

>>213932612
Do you forget how the original series had Ghost Harry or Dexter himself narrating what just happened as if the audience is too dumb to figure out?
Storytelling for retards is a Dexter staple.

>>213932550
He is Doakes long lost child soldier brother.

>>213932580
I would agree, but every episode? Large chunks of it? I just don't buy it.

Incelbros... they're making fun of us again on TV!

>>213932684
i read that in ghost harry's voice xd

>>213932479
Muchas gracias, Hermano.

>>213932660
This gets backed up even more in the dialogue where he tells Dexter a man has a dark and a good side, and he wants to keep that dark side out of his home. Maybe that 'dark side' is literally the 'New York Ripper'

>>213929694
>he's basically Domino from the X-Men.

>>213930622
Checked and kekd

>>213929954
or maybe hamilton really is so bad even a serial killer can't stomach it

>>213929938
some slides seem to be missing
what happened to them?

>>213932276
I can

>>213932453
>All I said was Albania, I didn’t know that your daughter was a Serbweeb?

>>213932479
>Scaring the Jews

>>213932662
No, the episode was just shit-tier writing. They literally dropped the Dexter vs. Al arc to shove in that retarded landlord subplot that accomplished fuck-all and stalled the entire story. Dexter was supposed to off the fatso this episode to set up a decent ending, but the writers are just hacks

>>213932550
>tell a random stranger you meet two weeks ago your life secret
What is his logic? Did he also tell the people he drives around he was a child soldier?

>>213932806
>did you know there was so many fucking ni–, I mean so much rap in it?

>>213932550
Blessing and his family are the new Deb

>>213931089
When hes showing off his suit to the lady detective in her office, a poster in the bulletin board behind him reads "New York ripper", and the shot is framed so it's right beside his head the whole scene. Some foreshadowing for sure...

>>213931774
>get cancer
>go through chemo
>production makes you wear these wigs
rough

>>213932662
>Because psychopaths lack some of the normal emotional wirings that most individuals have, it takes a lot more to excite them, make them happy, or thrill them. Psychopaths are overall less impulsive than sociopaths because they aren’t driven by strong emotions, but their dulled emotional response may cause them to seek out thrills.

>>213932876
kek thats a great one. forgot about this

>>213932848
You big dum dum

>>213932800
checkeked your kek check

>>213932881
+ mismatched sleeve lengths. Funny flavoring or subtle hint?

>>213931109
nah yeh

>>213932662
he's under a lot of pressure man got a lot of pans on the stove right now
>weirdo billionaire basically has his dox and a private assassin lady on call
>his son already killed and is starting to show the same tendencies
>batista is all over his balls constantly
given what he's up against I think he's actually doing a really good job so far

>>213930767
i still can't believe harry's entire bloodline ended with deb
deb who fucked literally everyone then died
amazing

Al is from Wisconsin, the shithole where Ed Gein and Jeffrey Dahmer come from.
He should've been more fucked up than just strangling bitches and cutting their hair, IMO.

>>213932976
Most serial killers don't eat human flesh and make lamps out of it they're a special breed

Do any of you think you could kill?

>>213933008
Yeah, but Prater collects the "best of the best".
Kind of the problem with these guys, they're supposed to be elite among the serial killers but they don't feel like it.

>>213933017
Nah, I'm a big softie
maybe in self defense but I'd be haunted by it

>>213933017
This post glows

>>213933042
Maybe i am

>>213930773
harrison's a WHAT?!

>>213933071
He's a slut he suck that weird chick penis

>>213931701
why do you want that xd

>>213933083
Harrison now has HPV

>>213933025
aint that the newbie group or was that some dudes theory

>>213933017
I tried realizing it once against someone I really hate.
Not just imagining, but like making it so real in mind that it's like I'm actually doing it.
I can't do it. I can't take a life.

>>213933145
Gemini is at least supposed to be the on the top of FBI's most wanted list and have a Mensa-level IQ plus some dialogue indicates they were coming to Prater's parties for years, so I think "Red" was the only real newbie.

>>213933017
I would get caught so no. I value my freedom over my hatred.

>>213933025
>they're supposed to be elite among the serial killers but they don't feel like it
Being tracked by Uma in the first place doesn't feel very elite...

I feel like I don't get enough (You)s in this thread.

>>213904770
it was playing when she was raped by her uncle(s), so she has reclaimed it as HERS now becauses she's a powerful shekike like gal gadot, that hooknosed yid. literally one of the only 2 reasons why women go into law enforcement: they were raped, and want to regain control (90%), or daddy and granddaddy were cops (10%)

>>213931506
bump

>>213932550
Prater use him to do the Ripper killings, this is how e was able to afford a building in new york

The detective bitch is pretty much a protagonist of every quirky mid/late-2000s police procedural, she even has her own Red John.
Things are probably gonna end badly for her so I don't mind.

why did al throw away the phone after talking to dexter instead of before?
>calls prater
>impossible to forget about dexter because he's the only other contact still alive
>decides not to call dexter
should have just threw the phone away right then because it wasn't needed anymore

also dexter's phone didn't have prater's number, I would assume prater called fatty to warn him about dexter

>>213933466
Fuck this shit. This fucking clown flashback showed that they absolutely can make the show look like the original run if they really wanted to, so why don't they? Original Sin looked like shit.

>>213933471
Phones can be tracked

>>213933017
absolutely. I am pior service. I can turn off my emotions to do task I don't wanna do. I have keen sense of justice and I understand sometimes violence is the answer. But in reality it's controlled violence not just random acts of violence. I just don't have anger issues or real issues with anyone. Now if you fuck with with family enough to where it's will cause permanent or severse damage to them I will seriously contemplate killing the threat. Something are worth killing over.

>>213933559
watch out, this mf can eat broccoli without crying

>>213933385
Isnt it just hilarious that she always listens to that super up beat song though! The juxtaposition between her cold demeanor and the cheery, upbeat nature of the song is humorous !

>>213933559
we found him, the blue board butcher

>>213933559
>>213933588
>>213933598
thanks guys I'm tough enough to go in the salty splatoon too.

>>213933088
Why not? It's a cool little scene with a funny bit at the end

>So....Hermano... Did I ever tell you like... Dexter is the Bay Harbor Butcher?

>Yeah I know...

>season 2
>Autumn setting
>Dexter gets a new studio apartment with comfy and homely vibes
>starts working for the police department with Wallace
>comfy banter between autismo Dexter and autismo Detective
Make it happen, please Hermanos

Who's the next victim of the Bay Harbor Faggot?

>>213933471
>why did al throw away the phone after talking to dexter instead of before?
Basic social interaction? A little lie to someone you might meet again is better than completely ghosting him? It make the following interaction less awkward?

please lord let al be the big bad of season 2.
it would be so awesome it would be so cool.

>>213933728
Working for the police again would make finding new targets easier since he'd regularly visit crime scenes.

>>213931091
>Black Ho...e Park

>>213928150 (OP)
CAP THIS

The New York ripper is Rita's first husband

>>213929112
god I wish I were harrison

>>213929435
resurrection > new blood > 1-4 > original sin > 5-8

>>213932550
Doake's father

>>213932410
same

eye color aside, this stupid retard keeps reminding me of ellen before she lopped off her tits. god she was so cute in inception

>>213933728
>>213933822
Unlike the original series he would be a new guy with a shady past and an accusation of being a serial killer, he shouldn't be able to get away with constantly ditching work to do killer stuff. Through that's also the kind of stuff the writers always ignore.

>>213931774
>top right
sam sulek...

ORIGINAL SIN BROS HOLD ME TIGHT !!!!

>>213929507
damn Dexter looks fucking OLD

>>213929784
Why does he look like a meth addict?

>you can video call Harrison's gf for $28 an hour
I'm gonna coom so many times. She'll have no idea.

>>213929507
>"Dad can I come live with you?"
>Dexter's happy face falls and he looks like he's about to have a seizure
Jesus Christ dude just say you want your own spa- oh its Prater

>>213934362
Is this for people who find OnlyFans too impersonal?

>>213934362
can she insult me for 10 minutes straight?

>>213934340
looks good for 54

>>213934362
Can she receive your picture and spit on it?

>>213934388
It's for practising script auditions so realistically you could give her a script full of whatever within reason

will Dexter joke about how many pieces are needed for Prater? I want to see the fucking dwarf seethe

>>213934423
>you can make here say "anon, are you sure you want me to cheat on your with this large muscular jewish black man as you sit in your cuck chair while listening to hitler speeches translated to English and I dress as peggy bundy from marriaged with children?" for money.
This is truly the best timeline

>>213934132
before?

>>213934325
proceeds to act like a retard and dies immediately

>>213934362
Literally illegal

>>213934494
dexter found the one piece
stuffs him in the trash xd

>>213934132
That's a very complicated way to say you're attracted to Jack Alcott and are very angry and confused about it.

>>213934325
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_HSa1dEL9s

>>213933017
I could kill fish n chips like nobody's business.

>>213928150 (OP)
harrison is sexy hot

>>213933017
i kill time all the time

>>213934621
This ain't Alien Earf

>>213933017
I killed original sin with my mind AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>213930106
basically, but I'd be grinning and my hand would be grabbing her left ass cheek and yanking it up.

>>213930662
>You just know...
She's a fucking sex freak

>>213933017
I just had a dream about this and having to clean up after a body filled me with dread

>>213932693
That's how TV always used to be. It's like the wife and daughter subplots on 24. Every single episode used to have these pointless subplots to allow the writers to pace the main story. Can't have it be non-stop Dexter and Prater plots or it would be too interesting.

>>213934362
we audition? I have to pay person for her to audition her? wtf?

>>213934362
what is it about her looks that instantly makes me think "she does onlyfans"

>>213929668
It was never implied he's a virgin, just that he's not interested in sex whatsoever

>>213929507
"Why are you assuming that this man is my son?"

>>213935422
The other options were lover or much younger brother

>>213935422
like he can't find out the truth in a couple of hours.
lying more would mean he starts suspecting his "Red" identity

>>213935448
"Red! I didn't know you had a twink boyfriend."

>>213935290
the eyes

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>>213935512
nothings wrong with her. Must be your problems

>>213931943
the original sin is Dexter not having sex with her

>surprise motherfucker
>doakes is the New York Ripper
>he survived and went mental
screencap this

How come nobody in the show mentions that Prater is a midget?
Every time i see one IRL i tell my friends and start laughing

>>213935654
In-universe he's normal height. Only the actor is a midget.

>>213933017
Ye, when I see you glowin on the side of the road, imma run you over, cause that's what you do

>>213935290
Being a white american female.

Hello................Red

>>213935654
Dex narrates "not quite the man of the manor I was expecting"

>>213935776
wow..uh..quinn...aged...

>>213935776
Why is he yellow?

>>213935776
Did they apply the Miami filter only to his face? He got that Lae’zel complexion

>>213935780
he looks cool af now imo

>>213935776
He's starting to look like james remar lol. Soon they won't need to hire him since quinn's actor can play ghost daddy

I just hope dexter isn't going to get out of this by smooth talking Prater.
>oh i'm still red you know i just keep my son hidden from the system because.......

>>213935835
more like Prater is going to use this info to get Red to commit more murders. He hasn't given any trophies to prater since joining

Batistabros... are we insane?

>>213935871
bay hawbow butcha

>>213935905
what house even is that, doesnt look like a hotel to me

>>213935911
staff area at the hotel where the gala is being held would be my guess. Nice to know they still haven't upgraded security after the murder.

>>213935776
marone he looks terrible

>>213929158
Al has even a deeper cover than Dexter and Al has a thing for hunting down vigilantes on his table but first toying with them for who knows how long.

>>213935776
>Sookeh

>>213929481
You would think batista would wear a body cam and 6 million cameras around his apartment/hotel/car and anything. And also always have a recorder on him when talking with anyone, especially Dexter, tho Dexter hasn't admitted shit to Batista at any point.

>>213936029
hes not a cop anymore and does not have access to any sort of resources on account of being a FREAK

>>213929668
He was not a virgin when the show started but he especially stated that women get spooked in the bed because he's a sperg and doesn't know how to fake it well + his needs are filled by killing people.. Also I think he only gets a bj in os.

>>213936040
He can get everything he needs off Aliexpress, but I think it's more that it'd cramp his style

>>213934354
He had a long two weeks and his wrinkles are showing because of stress.

Batista is getting on my nerves, he just makes himself look like a buffoon. No wonder he never solved a case.

>>213928150 (OP)
missed the pilot of Resurrection dropping. just downloaded all the new episodes and watching E01 now. seems promising. As much potential as New Blood, I hope they manage to make more out of it. Dexter goes to NY apparently? Will be glad to see him back in an urban environment

>>213936101
Dexter set him up! He's smart like that, you have to understand.

>>213929938
It's good that nobody thought which people use blood slides in their profession such as masuka or dexter.

>>213936101
Batista mentioned a few times this season how easily Dexter fits in and makes friends, and he always sounded a bit envious.

>>213936110
dont read the thread

>>213936110
don't come back here until you are caught up

>>213932835
What if you can figure out which ones are missing if you watch the show carefully in order?

Tho he didn't take a slide at all from his most personal and important kills at least usually, or if he screwed up and killed an innocent, he would get rid of the slide.

>>213936161
>>213936169
Thanks desu. Hate spoilers. I suppose I'll gtfo then

>>213936169
*sniffa*

>>213935871
Hawwison wissen to me, Dios mio, he killed me mamacita Mawia Lagwerta

>>213936380
>blop blop blop
>IM A FISH

let's settle this once and for all

https://strawpoll.com/GPgVYQX24na

>>213936424
The Bay Harbour Blue-char (Arctic Char)

>>213933017
After restraining them to a table like Dexter, I would tape their mouths closed, put on some loud music via headphones, then stab, dismember and put into bags. Put the plastic wrap into bags too. This way I could do it without ever hearing anything and I wouldn't see any of the gore. I'd still feel like I killed someone, but the guilt/trauma would be very different as I have no real images/sounds in my head to go with it.

FBI agents monitoring this thread must be having tons of fun. To any law enforcement agency reading this, everything I post is satire and I'm just a good person

>>213936437
Is harrison's new gf a tranny for real?

>>213933017
I would wear extra thick gloves to so I can't really feel what I'm touching in terms of guts and bone.

>>213936522
I highly doubt it, she just slightly has the vibe of an attractive passing one.

>>213936522
'fraid so. Harrison went gawk gawk on her girlcock last episode.

>>213936437
Surely the New York Ripper has to be an older person? Having been at large since the 80s? Unless I'm just misremembering what was said about him.

>>213936507
To any law enforcement agency reading this, you will never find the bodies.

>>213936564
the ripper can be anywhere from early 30s to whatever

>>213936561
he's just like me fr

>>213936580
That detective's partner. Usually, they're always in plain sight.

everything points to the male detective being the ripper, he's like NY dexter, works for the police so can wipe his trail easier

last episode will be reveal and next season dexter will be chasing him

>>213936656
>>213936656
>>213936656

>>213928186
I'm glad, Original Sin is absolute trash

>>213935099
I love these creepy weird quirky Dexter moments this season, and how happy he's been killing again.

We're so back bros. Season's been amazing so far. Hope they stick the landing so we can get more seasons.

>>213936717
It started rough but it grew on me.

I quite liked it and I was looking forward to more. Oh well. If it means we're more likely to get more seasons of Resurrection, then I'm for it.

>>213933471
Trying to maintain the facade that he actually still likes Red/Dexter and isn't extremely suspicious of him and purposely avoiding him.

>>213936424
that's why she gives the best blowjobs

>>213932550
It's too much on the nose when he has said for 8 episodes straight that he has a dark side, for him to be the Ripper.

I guess the black family he stays with is just something that grounds Dexter to normal and human life because he has no gf or other peers (except Harrison ofc) or other job than the driving thing which is a solo job.

>>213928150 (OP)
>>213936110
>>213936161
>>213936169
had to come back to post this. pure Kino.