Thread 213928704

This señorita has never been in a good movie

>>213928704 (OP)
look at her, she doesn't need to be

And what of Ana de Legas?

>>213928704 (OP)
Blade Runner

>>213928704 (OP)
If she made a porno it would be pretty good

>>213928704 (OP)
Blonde is not only underrated, but one of the most fascinating films of the decade.

BR2049 was also a fun watch.

>>213928765
came here to post this

>>213928746
I don't have a reaction picture good enough for this post

Knives Out

>>213928765
>dishonest Villeneuveslop

Wrong

>>213928811
Nah shes too pure for that

>>213928704 (OP)
Nigga she was in BR2049. Here, have a kinoplex tale:
>2016+1
>sitting back, maxxing and relaxing
>about to enjoy BR2049 for the fifth time
>a dude and his chick sit in the same row as me, a few seats down
>no worries, it's a packed house and as many people as possible should view this kino
>thirty minutes into the film
>hear this chick whisper to her boyfriend "time to toot!"
>watch out of the corner of my eye as she stands up and shimmies her jean shorts off her plump derriere and down her skinny little frame
>bends forward slightly at the waist
>emits a sharp "toot!"
>audience members chuckle
>hear people all throughout the viewing room standing up, unbuckling belts, sliding pants to the floor
>my ears are suddenly filled with the sounds of errant tooting, some windy and long, some squeaky and short, others release a low, grumbling roar
>the rank waft of gas passes by me, I crinkle my nose but don't want to be rude
>the tooting eventually evolves into a "call and response" sort of game between the participants
>I keep my seat and focus on the kino, despite the incessant noise and smell of lads and lasses raucously evacuating their asses
>the chick next to me notices that I'm not participating
>holds her finger to her lips, silences the crowd
>I pretend not to see what's happening
>as she stifles giggles and the crowd whispers encouragement, she backwards bunny hops my way
>points her cacaphonous keister at the side of my head
>I hear a full throated "TOOT!" as hot air blasts my face
>mfw

>>213928746
And what of good Solonius?

>>213928765
gay cringe soiboy shit

>>213928816
I watched it and it was pure garbage. >>213928916
She's purely into sucking my dick.

>>213929290
Holy shit holy fucking shit delete it now you fuck you fucking shit you piss you piss ass bitch.
I shit. I shit and piss.
I fuck you. In your ass with piss and shit.
Goddamn.
Goddamn bitch.
I piss.
I shit in your piss and fuck ass with cock.

>>213929303
>Look daddy, I'm acting!!!

>>213929303
This was based thoughbeit

>>213928704 (OP)
war dogs
knives out
ghosted

>>213929415
pretty scary, but nice titties
why was she sleeping with that much makeup on?

>>213929303
>>213929415
These scenes are kino because at this point she's a spiraling drug addict being exploited by JFK (who she really seems to believe she has a "connection" with) and hallucinating(?) that he sent government agents into her house to force her to abort his lovechild.

>>213928704 (OP)
she should get an award for worst acting ever

>>213929896
daniel craig and ana de armas? TWICE? in both bond in cuba, and THIS piece of shit? CRINGE!

>>213928816
>Blonde is not only underrated, but one of the most fascinating films of the decade.

Great as a Novel adaptation, takes risks as a biopic going into her tumultuous and tragic personal life, and even leave off with conspiracy 'theory' possibilities (she had a security clearance, after all ...) Coroner's report-- blood pooling consistent with being moved around a lot; sedatives enough to kill a horse several times over, yet no residual undigested pills in the stomach as typical of 'suicides'; anal trauma-- a calling card of the type of mafia hits from this one group in Chicago the Kennedy's fucked over after they rigged it against Nixon for them...

Anal de Armass

>>213929965
You mean the Chicago Outfit, the boss of which, Sam Giancana, Marilyn was dating as well.
I like that the movie pretty definitively shows her overdosing on her own, though. The whole movie is about a broken girl being exploited by predatory men and it was done in a way I actually found sympathetic and interesting even as someone who is usually annoyed by feminist narratives.

She's pretty but a shit actress

>>213928816
Some questionable choices that doubles down on the menz instead of her POV. But A+ as Brody-kino. He fits the mid-century people better.

>>213928704 (OP)
she is for old men

>>213928704 (OP)
I liked Ballerina