Thread 213930332

>>213930332 (OP)
>So when’s your boyfriend picking you up?

>>213930332 (OP)
yes its fine. lets get to the point, are you gonna let me put your toes in my mouth later or what?

>>213930332 (OP)
Who are you and why are you sitting at my table?

>>213930332 (OP)
that's the Italian model qt. What's her name?

>watching The Sopranos
>Tony and Gloria at the zoo
>remember how a gigaqt wanted to go to the zoo with me but I sperged out and it never happened
>too many feelings

>>213930483
Gio Scotti. Her mum is Russian

>>213930581
Ty fren

>>213930332 (OP)
YOU'RE NOT REAL GIO YOUR NOT REAL YOU'RE NOT REAL THIS CAN'T BE REAL

>>213930332 (OP)
No hole would touch a "man" (beta male cuckold) who goes and sees James Gunn movies.

I want a girlfriend with shoulder length or slightly shorter brunette hair so much bros
There is something inviting and warm about brown hair

>>213931272
heck yeah "bros" let's waste our lives on the internet pedastlizing holes who have enough social capital because of how cucked we are as a species to never ever touch us willingly because she can just have other men beat you up if you dare try to make her despite them not getting any either because men truly are expendable scum just as holes think they are
get a grip

>>213930581
Russian and Italian what a combo.

>>213930332 (OP)
>"No problem, babe! Hey, you get the tip. Cool? ...the mushroom tip!" (pulls dick thru zipper and drops it in her Crem' Bru'le

>>213931334
>>213931394
>le funny internet images
Stop trying to be clever, funny cause you're not, you're ugly, smelly wasted life losers who have to close the computer and go get a shower, go out, get a job and be a respectable human being not wasting their valuable and short lives on internet forums pedastilizing cunts who would genuinely have you and your families killed in order to gain ONE more year of youth and beauty and thus value. Stop making your parents get a lump in their throat whenever you enter the room. Stop being putrid losers.

>>213931438
you seem agitated

>>213931438
This nigga mad about pussy he ain’t ever gonna get LMFAOOOO :skull:

>>213931538
>>213931531
Stop. Leave this site and go live life so you aren't old men in your death beds and drowning in a pit of unfathomable regret and despair. I would fucking implore you. You're young and have your whole life ahead of you but that will go fast if you keep spending it here and on the internet in general and you will be in a world of hell if you let it get to that point. Stop obsessing over cunts, stop posting memes, stop trying to play up this dumb internet memester personality, get a fucking clue about life. Life is not about holes, it's not about being funny on the internet in a Japanese cartoon otaku forum. Do you love your parents? If you do, if you truly love and appreciate them for pouring their lives into raising you, LEAVE this site and NEVER come back.Otherwise you are wasting not only your life but theirs by continuing to be this abominable person you have become and can cease to be if you LEAVE NOW. No more heckin funny maymays,leave and never come back. Please.

>>213931621

I have a good relationship with my parents and they have never pestered me about having a gf. I have been using this website since early 2004. We all have money, I like my job, I shan't change, and you can't make me. None of us use "social media" (4chan doesn't count), and I'm proud of this. I even got past a little mid-life crisis about four years ago where I cried a bit and ultimately didn't change anything, because everything is basically correct and how I consciously want it.

>>213930332 (OP)
cause im a cum rag slut cunt yes i am

>>213930332 (OP)
1A! 1A! 1A! 1A! 1A! 1! A!

>>213930332 (OP)
>Superman
You're like 2 months late to making this thread.

>>213930332 (OP)
"... Why did you pretend you didn't see me pull out my cock durring the movie? I was waiting for a handy that never came. I couldnt even watch the movie I was so distracted thinking about how you are such a selfish cunt. That's 28 dollers for the tickets another 10 for tip then 40 for the popcorn and jellybeans and another gratitudie fee. That's 90 dollers for this date babe and you couldn't even give me a handy? What the FUCK is that?"

>>213930332 (OP)
A10
V10