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Anonymous No.213930598 >>213930628 >>213930646 >>213930726 >>213930737 >>213930770 >>213932245 >>213934389
>What are you two hot teenage girls gonna do to me?!?!?!
Anonymous No.213930628
>>213930598 (OP)
From what I recall they were both 20+.
Craig T. Nelson No.213930643
I liked the original far better
Anonymous No.213930646 >>213930665 >>213931262 >>213934243
>>213930598 (OP)
grape is not funny
Anonymous No.213930665 >>213930675 >>213930722 >>213931507 >>213932168 >>213932393 >>213934286 >>213934389
>>213930646
It is when it's two hot teen girls dressed in sexy schoolgirl outfits.
Anonymous No.213930675
>>213930665
GRAPE is NEVER FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.213930696 >>213930739
If it were real life it would be scary because you don't know if they're just gonna take turns sucking you off or if they're gonna cut your dick off and play with your blood as you lay there dying.
Anonymous No.213930722
>>213930665

>AAaah you sick bitch!!! You crazy whore!!!!
Anonymous No.213930726 >>213930798
>>213930598 (OP)
My son's two best friends did this to me as a prank three years ago. Bouncing up and down on my prick dressed as elves.
Anonymous No.213930737
>>213930598 (OP)
https://vocaroo.com/1m6TFp16PDQ8
Anonymous No.213930739
>>213930696
as long as they kiss the booboo to make it better afterwards I don't mind.
Anonymous No.213930770 >>213930811 >>213932570
>>213930598 (OP)
The crazy thing is how often this actually happens.
Anonymous No.213930798
>>213930726
horrible haha
Anonymous No.213930811
>>213930770
I had this happen to me once by two female friends of me when I was very young. They took turns riding me (with clothes on) and made fun of me saying shit like "Loook it gets hard when you rub it!" it was very embarrassing
Anonymous No.213931262
>>213930646
it is when girls to it to me
Anonymous No.213931507
>>213930665
this is the hottest thing ever
Anonymous No.213931904
I want to be raped by a girl
Anonymous No.213932168 >>213932206
>>213930665
How was john wick able to hide his boner or is he actually just a raging faggot?
Anonymous No.213932206 >>213932318
>>213932168
He jerked off before every take
Anonymous No.213932245 >>213932386
>>213930598 (OP)
They had to reshoot this scene with three guys for the Ukrainian release.
Anonymous No.213932318
>>213932206
Why jerk off when he could've had unsimulated sex with ana de armas? Sounds like a massive homo to me.
Anonymous No.213932386
>>213932245
explain the joke
Anonymous No.213932393 >>213932506
>>213930665
>Takes his pants off
>Has a raging hard-on
How do you talk your way out of this?
Anonymous No.213932506
>>213932393
wdym talk out of it?

i would have to talk myself out of cumming within 10seconds and not being able to get hard again
Anonymous No.213932570
>>213930770
Cute duck
Anonymous No.213933299
>NOOOOOO DONT GIVE ME AN OILY FOOTJOB PRIME ANA DE ARMAS, OH NO I CAN SEE YOUR PANTIES THROUGH THE SKIRT NOOOO DONT GIVE ME A BORED LOOK AS YOU MAKE ME ORGASM AND MY CUM IS DRIPPING BETWEEN YOUR TOES NOOOOO ANYTHING BUT THAT
Anonymous No.213933483 >>213933953
He doesn't know what will happen. They might as well go chop off his dick one minute later.
Anonymous No.213933953 >>213934072
>>213933483
Thats part of the thrill you fucking vanilla virgin. You never had a dominatrix that was actually crazy? I once let some girl tied me up even though I never seen her before, for a minute I thought she was gonna kill me when she was choking me. Bitch was crazy. Best sex ever though.
Anonymous No.213934072 >>213934155
>>213933953
Shut the fuck up degenerate
Anonymous No.213934155 >>213934347
>>213934072
have sex incel
Anonymous No.213934243
>>213930646
If he got hard it's not rape.
Anonymous No.213934286 >>213934416
>>213930665
my ex gf used to tease me with her feet with her socks on under the table while we were eating and people were around

why do i get turned on by this pathetic shit
Anonymous No.213934347
>>213934155
>be a degenerate like meeeeeee
no
Anonymous No.213934389
>>213930665
>>213930598 (OP)
I am terrified of getting a woman pregnant, this situation would be an ultimate horror to me, having a child is like eternal slavery enforced by society and as an autist I hate how loud and dirty children are. Being forced to sex where potentially I am forced to impregnate a woman is something I would fear as traumatic life ending experience.
This scene terrified me.
Anonymous No.213934416 >>213935233
>>213934286
i recently learned that i like my gf when she wears long stockings, it feels so good, im not even a footfag but damn its so sexy
Anonymous No.213935233
>>213934416
you like your gf? that's crazy!