Thread 213933089

she looks cute but all her roles are gross

>>213933089 (OP)
>2:39
I know a fraud when I see one

>>213933089 (OP)
She absolutely needs to be blacked raw

>>213933089 (OP)
>She likes Sandler
Maybe men and women aren't so different after all. I recall Ariana Grande doing some waterboy skits online during covid too. Happy Gilmore 2 still sucked though

>>213933089 (OP)
tummy erotic...

>>213933089 (OP)
Criterion closet used to be respectable place
Now it's just another place for ugly Nepo whores

>>213933338
>NOOOO is that a GIRL im my special place? but GIRLS HAVE COOTIES

>>213933089 (OP)
putting all my kinos on the top shelf from now on

>>213933089 (OP)
saw this on twitter and paused at the exact same moment
kino tummy
shes so beautiful bros

Married to the jewiest jew you’ve ever seen

I wish there was a criterion closet VR experience so I could put on a vr helmet and grab my beloved movies off the shelf

>>213934496
or you could just visit the mobile closet

>She absolutely needs to be blacked raw
They hated him because he told them the truth

>>213933207
based inb4er making poojets seething they didn't post it before you

>>213934658
hnng...strong urge to impregnate

>>213933089 (OP)
These people are only interested cocaine and party so why this? Some kind of psy op for next population programming target.

Did you know that Sweeney jeans ad was done by Jewish producer and jeans company is owned by Jews? And only thing you hear is "white supremacism is on the rise".

>>213934658
sex

>>213934819
Good morning sir

Whore.

>>213934658
>even criterion closet has male gaze now
lol

>>213934687
He's quoting a post that was deleted

>>213933089 (OP)
ugly nepo cunt

>>213934950
I see, however now that it's deleted he won.

>>213933089 (OP)
>>213934658

>>213934658
put on a bra, you fucking WHORE

>>213933089 (OP)
she's gross and can't act for shit

>>213933349
Literally yes. Time and a place for everything, including women. Basic hygiene.

SNIFF

>>213934658
Porn is worthless because it can't match the natural sexoness of moments like this

>>213934658
>pulls out Punch Drunk Love
Kino

>>213933089 (OP)
she should visit the gloryhole secrets closet next

>>213934929
The world is healing

>>213933089 (OP)
>love streams perfectly lined up with her abs

Do people in the criterion closet still chose pretentious old European stuff to seem deep or has the trend shifted yet to picking low brow American comedies to seem authentic?

>>213933089 (OP)
No bras
No panties

>>213934658
>autism twitches at the end
HNNNNG

>>213934658
femanon here

Men will really find anything a woman does sexy.

>>213936120
no you're not

and yes

>>213936120
tits or gtfo

>>213936120
Yeah no shit. Now get your tits out

>>213933089 (OP)
No bra
No panties

>>213935505
imagine going out of your way to make a post saying "im gay"

>>213935016
Why do people pretend that Andie was hotter? Is nostalgia really that strong?

>>213934929
Keep this in mind. Criterion didn't even have to tell her or Mikey Madison to go braless and choose thin fabric blouses. Both of them-- as most women-- naturally like to show off

>>213936160
I hadnt seen that gif since 2008

>>213936260
She’s not. I realized when watching OPs video earlier that the thing about Andie was that she doesn’t open her mouth much when she speaks. Like she talks through her top teeth. I wonder if she did that intentionally because of her gummy smile. If you watch closely Qually does it but only sometimes.

Didn’t think Qualley was very good looking in OUATIH. She was a little young and physically immature but she has developed nicely. She is positively statuesque in that recent pizza making video with Aubrey Plaza.

>>213935348
she made new tits so it's impossible for her not to show off

>>213936120
ywnbaw

>>213933089 (OP)
Chudai

>>213935348
>waaah I don't want to see nipples poking through her shirt
That sounds gay to me, but that's cool. Just let us straight men look at a woman in peace.

>>213936260
Andies not hotter but she's more beautiful.

>>213933089 (OP)
I had to immediately jack off after watching this

>>213935016
>nepo

Get over it, loser.

>>213935016
She looks so much better in motion than in pics

>>213934658
Damn I need a skinny girl so bad holy shit. Every day I go outside and am mocked into madness by hot ass bitches wearing midriff shit like this. It's really easy to get fat girls to suck you on dating apps but I have never touched a skinny girl in my life, and I'm in really good shape. Holy shit maybe hoeflation is just out of control. Then again I see straight up uggo men with skinny girls irl, fuck

>>213937862
There are no fat girls in my country so this blows my mind.

>>213934658
I fucking love women so much bros holy shit.

Looks like somebody needs to be reminded.

>>213937823
She really does. Why is that?

>>213933089 (OP)
>chooses movie because it lets her show off her figure
So this is what the criterion collection has become?

>>213934819
>DA JOOZ out of nowhere
why are you like this

>>213935678
You are onto something that's why I've been jerking off to amateur porn since 2002

>>213933113
that lesbian movie by one of the Coens is legitimately the worst piece of shit I've seen in a long time

>>213936120
>Men will really find anything a woman does sexy

Only the sexy ones. Don't act like it isn't the same the other way around, women will swoon for even the most basic actions like a flick of the hair or rolling up sleeves if it's done by Chad

>>213934819
based pattern-recognizing autist

>>213934658
She's bad at holding eye contact

>>213933089 (OP)
call me a deeply closeted man but i would like to be there

>>213933089 (OP)
>>213934658
SCANNED

>>213938099
I think it's largely her lower eyelid asymmetry that's noticeable in a pic but not so much in motion. I have the exact same asymmetry (we have so much in common).

I can't believe Hideo got to fuck her

>>213933113
What of Sanctuary (2022)?
>>213933089 (OP)
TUMMA

>>213937823
Yeah it means the subject is asymmetric and ugly

>>213933089 (OP)
>imagine getting mogged by your older sister

>>213939759
Ud probably be better for her than her jew husband desu

>>213940006
Absolutely so, based.

>>213940001
Her older sister is attractive. Margaret is a fugly, downy bitch.

>>213937961
Why? I was very obviously plastic prstetics.

>>213940006
I would have sex with her if you know what I mean

>>213936120
yeah except you lmao

>>213934658
SEXOOOOOOOOO

>>213934658
The tummy really is the ultimate feature. Women with tight tummies love to flex on their chubby peers.

>>213935016
her mother mogs her visually and on stage
sad

>>213936120
post tits or gtfo

>>213940001
WE COULD HAVE THE RIGHT ONE AND INSTEAD THEY GAVE US THE RETARD ON THE LEFT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>213934658
SEXOOOOOO

I'm ngl I would have sex with her if given the opportunity.

>>213933310
>Happy Gilmore 2 still sucked though
do not redeem saar

>>213933089 (OP)
hold on, why is there like 3 copies of each film?
seems like a total waste

>>213940001
bogged

>>213936120
>Men will really find anything a woman does sexy.
like divorce rape, huh?

>>213934658
AHHHHHH
NEPO TUMMY EROTIC

>>213933089 (OP)
>all that jazz
I love her

>>213934658
not even into her but wowzers

>tummy
what are you, a toddler?

Okay, but what about her film taste?

>>213944066
pretty basic

>>213935016
based nepo hater

daily reminder you're a bootlicking turd if you don't hate all nepos

>>213944134
Is she an actual lesbian?

>>213936120
is it really so hard to post a tiny little pic of yourself as proof? doesn't even need to be graphic and nudes. just post a picture of your tiny female hand and wrist for validation.

>>213933089 (OP)
too lazy to find a webm but she gave me a chub in Happy Gilmore 2 when she dances around like a seizure victim

>>213944240
she likes to larp as an ally

>>213934658
you guys honestly think that wasn't planned by her publicists? fucking kek
the criterion closet/hot ones/theo von whatever are the new letterman/leno/conan publicity circuit now that late night tv is dead
you're all fucking sheep going where the farmer tells you and thinking it's your choice

>>213933089 (OP)
>>213934658
is she pregnant? why is her belly protruding so much?

>>213933089 (OP)
I woke up early this weekend and watched this minutes after it got released. It's weird watching something that /tv/ obssesses about before you people.

the golden ratio of coom

>>213945010
the sex zone

>>213944451
seething roastie

>>213934658
She got new tits? Pretty sure she used to be flatter

I've been saying her last name wrong this whole time...

>>213934658
The webm that saved /tv/

>>213940001
Her and Sydney are competing for the most derp face of the year award

>>213945511
what did you think it was

>>213933089 (OP)
She's hot. I don't know why you guys are always calling her ugly. Shame on /tv/

>>213933089 (OP)
i'm honestly tired of nepo babies she doesn't deserve her success i don't give two fucks what andie mcdowell's daughter thinks are good movies

Nice

>>213945477
She also used to be very skinny. She still is but less so, some of it went to her tits.

>>213935348
Mickey did the same thing. You think they're naturally slutty or Criterion told them not to wear bras?

>>213945841
You'd know if you went outside that it's fashionable now to not wear a bra

>>213934819
i like art and i like cocaine

>>213936120
especially when a woman pee's all over my chest and dick

>>213945702
I was pronouncing it wrong.

>>213945679
Margarett has a better face though.

>>213933089 (OP)
been gooning to this all day

>>213945841
She's so offensively ugly, my God.

>>213944451
get a load of this fag high on his own arts

>>213933089 (OP)
you guy come on she knows she has no charisma or personality of acting skills so she objectifies herself for your attention
don't fall for it
look whom she married. why would you want her?

>>213933089 (OP)
God youtube has been seducing me with this total minx all day but I can't bring myself to say don't show me this again, what a true generational beauty she is.

>>213933338
Fucking A dude that is so sad its so underrated how much it jumped the shark letting that Anora whore talk with her tits out that was the worst self character assassination I have ever seen. Its like at best become some Italian sweatshop now.

>>213935348
This

>>213936999
Its cool to look at women and be straight but Criterion used to be the literal PINNACLE of art in cinema, now its shown women being slutty over and over this year.

>>213945841
They hang low

>>213945010
Go on a diet you fat bitch

one more for the boys

>>213933089 (OP)
>>213934658

>>213936844
What the fuck does this stupid Indian shit mean, along with WATAAAAA, and why is it all over twitter

I don't know much about female anatomy but isn't that curved spine bad posture? Lordosis or something.

>>213936087
>>autism twitches at the end
She's committed to method acting for sure!

>>213936160
>>213936481
Same except since 2011. Anon mite b a cool guy.

>>213944748
>Margaret Qualley looked disgusting--belly protruding--in her black shirt before Criterion. Very very disrespectful.

>>213936120
damn..the way you used that reddit space is so sexy...

>>213935016
>getting mogged by mommy
lol lmao

>>213940373
This is an ass double fyi

>>213948875
It was confirmed it wasn't. Not sure why you would want to lie

>>213948551
WE HAVE SO MUCH IN COMMON.
We should be together fr.

>>213949110
Not sure why I would want to lie either, which is why I'm probably not, and the opposite was confirmed. She was uncomfortable with close-ups of her ass and being sexualized, so they brought in a double.
Notice how the scene conspicuously doesn't show her face idiot? It's not her.

>>213933113
She was fine in Death Stranding.

>>213948551
if she does it, she's cute. if I do it, I'm a retard

>>213949217
>gummy smile
>gap
>buckteeth
oof

>>213949217
god she is so fucking ugly

>>213949299
Post physique.

I hope a standard of no bras is being set for the closet

>>213949457
They're unpopular with (hot, trendy young) women in general, there's a movement away from them

>>213949137
You have no idea how movies are made, do you?

>>213934658
Kojima ruined her for me, I know one day this mf will slip up and he turns out to be some Harvey Weinstein type shit
Wearing diapers while grinding on the women doing voice acting in the games while wearing propeller hat or some zipper head jav shit.

>>213933310
The only good Sandler movies are The Waterboy and The Wedding Singer.

>>213936120
That you felt the need to articulate that is a strong indication of your mental retardation.

>>213945841
Would suckle

>>213945841
Do you really think Criterion needs to tell women to dress more and more provocatively at this day and age? How secluded/inexperienced are you?

>>213933089 (OP)
All thirst threads are made by jeets. They are literally the only real incels. Every other ethnicity can get pussy.

>>213945841
dont think straight men care about movies. all the dudes talking about movies on tcm are fruits. these women can go into this closet naked and talk about all that jazz but i still wouldnt care

>>213933113
I liked her as the gorgeous idiot in TNG

>>213933089 (OP)
terrible picks, actors have zero fucking taste, clint is right to treat them like horses on set

>>213952144
execpt they made her a commie in this

She gets hotter every time I see her.

>>213934658
Gonna stroke and cum to this webm in 10 mintues or so, wish me luck. God I love Margaret Qualley

>>213945010
>>213944748
the sex pouch

>>213934658
Kojima won

>>213936120
more like troonanon

>>213936120
SHOW US YOUR TINY DICK

>>213950684
>no Click
Faggot

>>213934658
Nice fucking webm anon, damn

>>213936120
True because there are faggots on this board RIGHT NOW who would jack off to your farts or you taking a shit like little mentally ill queers (I would like to see you piss tho).

>>213935348
bras are terrible for breast health
I say all boobas should be unbound and free to jiggle like God intended

>>213947956
My mutant baby stretching that belly.

>>213945841
I wanna be her goyfriend

>>213936120
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
N

>>213945841
How can she be an actress with a face like that?

>>213955672
Why is your baby a mutant bro? Go see a doctor or something.

>>213949217
Who's that grandma on the left? If that was my wife, I'd kill myself.

>>213934658
Why do all women dress like whores now

>>213935678
She's an actor anon she's acting there's nothing natural about it don't get me wrong I still like her tight tummy but she knows what she's doing

>>213936768
This. Fellow knower. Implants are deal breakers. As is self-objectification.

>>213949217

Hopefully they never make it again, that pizza looks like shit.

>>213933089 (OP)
Guys... I would have sex with her in the missionary position while looking into her eyes while I cum inside of her... if you know what I mean.
I really, really hope you understand what I am saying.

>>213949217
Sure my husband just died due to my low character but it sure is fun to make pizza

>>213955672
fucking xiggers

>>213952863
>idiot

The other day my gf was talking a lot about her celebrity crush, but when I told her I'd leave her for Margaret, she got pissed. What gives?

>>213944451
oh no her publicist wants us to ogle her pokies and tummy I feel so cheated now

>>213934658
belly too concave ribs too pointy

2/10 would not bang.

>>213956345
too soon

>>213933089 (OP)
Whose round tummy is this?

>>213933338
I thought Criterion Closet was basically like Hot Ones; a humiliation ritual to promote some upcoming movie.

>>213960303
It used to be people in the film industry randomly popping in to share films they're passionate about, now it's just another stop on the press tour with actors sharing curated lists of films

>>213953885
>>213947250
>>213945010
give it a few weeks and she'll reveal she's actually pregnant, that bump isn't really how fat works, unless she had just finished a massive meal or something which I doubt

she peaked in death note

>>213945679
>the most derp face of the year award
Zendaya is the winner with Zegler, Zochee, and Halle Bailey all tied at 2nd place.

>>213933089 (OP)
This is how my 5.5 dick would look in her hand bros...

>>213933089 (OP)
>>213934658
>>213945841
>le qt3.14 picking l'avant-garde movies so heckin' artsy and amazing tastes i'd bet she'd love gy!be so heckin' quirky and esoteric dream girl!

>>213961407
Did you even read the thread? 90% of it is talking about her nipples and tummy.
Barely anybody cares about the movies

>>213961407
Why are you posting this on a board that doesn't pretend it cares about an actress' middling film taste instead of her physical beauty