Thread 213933808

...Yep, that's me.

>>213933808 (OP)
Thats life.

>>213933808 (OP)
Saddam Hussein?

that's why my putty stays nutty in my butty

If like was a RPG there would be something cool at the end of these crevices, IRL you just find DEATH

>>213933808 (OP)
Damn, if only there had been some way to avoid this situation

>>213934044
gem

>>213934292
>If like was a RPG there would be something cool at the end of these crevices
>chest with 1 potion in it

>use jackhammer to dig hole straight down to him
>use crane to pull him out
Why has no one thought of this before? Why is everyone retarded but me?

>>213933808 (OP)
>when they went back years later because one of the rescuers lost his wallet down there and found the skeleton facing the other way

>>213934422
nigger why so complicated? just pour some olive oil down there and he will slip right back out of the hole

For me, it's

>>213934422
Rocks collapse onto idiot whilst drilling to free idiot. These morons darwin award themselves and then a ton of money is spent to rescue the body.

>>213934422
They could have just given him a shrinking potion and then he could have climbed back out

>>213934470
What are they hiding?

>>213934710
skeleton gold

paramedics... arrived... 2 minutes are his heart stopped beating.....

>>213934044
kek
based jap female poop eater

>>213934710
dem rangs of powah
dear lawd

>>213934470
Never mind that sign

>>213934470
By the time you're reading all that you'd already run out of oxygen lol

>>213934470
>>213934761

>>213934775
wait a second....
ENHANCE

>>213934710
top treasure

>>213934710
Unaltered Star Wars OT

Isn't self-preservation a human instinct? How does one develop a hobby like this

>>213933808 (OP)
>cut open his clothes with something and gain a few extra centimeters
>pull him out and give him a pair of new clothes so he doesn't have to be buck nekkid
why didn't they do this?

>>213934940
They literally just think "I'm too smart for that to happen to me".

>>213934422
Just get some zesty black buck to wrap his big negro lips around the cave entrance and suck

>>213933808 (OP)
wypipo do this but cross the street when dey see a Black man

Spelunking always sounded cool until I found out its just crawling through an incredibly narrow tunnel for 6 hours 99% of the time

>>213935002
sheeeeit

>>213933808 (OP)
>died in a cave and his sweetheart lived to marry a Mexican
Absolutely brutal

>>213934761
>>213934775
>send husband #3 on an underwater adventure