Thread 213933852

What’s the moral of the story?

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You can pick your friends. And you can pick your nose. But you can't pick your friend's nose.

>>213933956
Who said that, my son?

>>213933852 (OP)
He baked a cake but it was a soufflé. The perils of homosexuality.

>>213933852 (OP)
>What’s the moral of the story?
that casting that vladimir putin looking motherfucker as james bond was the worst decision in history of cinema

>>213933852 (OP)
Upon finishing it, my mother remarked that Daniel Craig had a very unmanly voice

>>213933852 (OP)
Choosing an openly-gay homosex to play James Bond was a brave but foolish move.

>>213934909
Churchill?

>>213935031
who the fuck OK'd this commercial. gayest shit I've seen all month.

>>213935200
Close, I did - Anon Feelsman

>>213933852 (OP)
Playing at being a gangster when you’re not a gangster will get you killed

can't stop what's coming

>>213933852 (OP)
this movie insists upon itself

>>213933852 (OP)
You can pay yourself on the back for being clever but it won’t really make any difference in the end when you’re surrounding yourself with dangerous idiots. Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

he forgot to apply all his cautious methods to his love life

>>213933852 (OP)
Don't steal someone else's girl

>>213936624
He had to get it on

>>213933852 (OP)
Michael Gambon vastly surpassed his Dumbledore performance in Layer Cake but every other actor sucked
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>>213935031
>the homo actor is actually chad
h8 this meme

sucking too many cocks will make you cough up blood and die cinematically.

>>213933852 (OP)
>Maybe the real layer cake was the friends we made along the way.

>>213935031
>belvedere
>not Gey Goose
fag

>>213933852 (OP)
Thanks for spoiling the movie, jackass

>>213933852 (OP)
That the CIA will force you to change the ending of your crime movie if it remotely depicts crime paying.

Also that this was a robbie robertson biopic but he’s such an irrelevant wanker that even the brits didn’t care to figure it out

>>213935031
drinking alcohol makes you gay

he was a bad guy, can't have a movie where the bad guy deals drugs, kills people, and sails into the sunset with the girl and a million bucks. His karma caught up to him, that's all

same reason Bud Fox gets busted

>>213933852 (OP)
>YA BAWN, YA TAKE SHIT, GEDDOUT IN THA WEWLD, YA TAKE MOAR SHIT, CLIMB A LITTW HIGHAH, TAKE LESS SHIT, TIL WON DAY, YAR UP IN THA RARIFYYYED ATMASPHEER, AN YOU'VE FAWGAWTTEN WHAT SHIT EVEN LOOKS LYYK

>>213934971
>seething so hard that you reference the wrong movie
I'm glad that Craig breaks your retard brain this badly on a daily basis

>>213934971
>dyed hair
what movie was this for?

>>213939852
>Suspect lecture

>>213933899
the real ik is the weet we made along the way

>>213933852 (OP)
>Real men should take beatings?

>>213935031
What the hell is that?
t. Haven't had cable television since 2014.

It’s always funny to me when retarded anons realize that movie stars are mostly fruity and flamboyant. You dipshits do realize these are theater kids, right…? For every Clint Eastwood there’s like 20 tom Hardy’s or Jon berenthals

>>213939852
Why does this ugger make every movie he in good.

>>213933852 (OP)
When you fuck around with low-end criminals and druggies, it's only a matter of time till one of them kills you for the most tiny and pointless reason. The main antagonist also told him to stay off from drug deals but the damage has already been done.

>>213934971
Rachel Weisz married that.

>>213935031
>0:23

>>213933852 (OP)
the moral is 'fuck your generation's heroes. we will kill or defeat them all and you'll watch it'

>>213933852 (OP)
I don't understand. Since playing Bond he seems to have gone full homo. Why is he such an enormous queer? Is this some kind of clapback to being a cinematic tough guy?

>>213941889
>COCAINE

>>213941792
guess we know who the marketing is for

>>213934971
>putin looks like daniel craig
fuckin lmao, thats a good one

>>213933852 (OP)
Bond dood wat nou?

>>213933852 (OP)
the ending shook me desu

The moral is actually this: don't leave loose ends. When you take something from someone kill them, kill their friends, kill their allies, kill their family, kill their kids. Otherwise one of those loose ends is going to kill you.

don't take endings changed at the last second seriously

>>213945137
That's how the book ended, also he survives

>>213933852 (OP)
drugs are bad

>>213935031
He fucks arses