Thread 213935038

So, I hear you biggers have been using this site to attack the differently abled. That ends today. Other option? /tv/ finds out why they call me Mister WARwick...

>>213935038 (OP)
midge

put a midge in the fridge

He was great in Willow

>>213935038 (OP)
Imagine squeezing him between your thumb and forefinger, slowly increasing the pressure as he squirms to be free.

Unlike you fags, he gets laid. Let that sink in for a moment. In the modern world, you are worth less than a crippled dwarf.

>>213935038 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Vt9EMroU74

>>213935568
He mounted his midge wife so much she had dozens of midge abortions and then died

>>213935237
He was terrible in willow. Everyone else was great

>>213935038 (OP)
I feel like the hate to Warwick should actually be directed to Dinklage. He's the real problem.

Warwick is completely fine with playing little bears and goblins how he's supposed to.

>>213936022
Warwick knows his place, he's just a terrible person. Dinklage is that and thinks he's too big for his britches.

>>213935038 (OP)
HE'S GETTING AWAY! GET HIM!

Trick him into inhaling helium from a balloon and watching birds attack him as he floats away into the sky

>>213936038
To be fair, Dinklage is too big for Davis' britches

>>213936053
Patrolling the outside of his cave

>>213936002
I was probably just blinded by my kid boner for Val Kilmer

>>213935038 (OP)
>*winds up punting leg*

>>213935038 (OP)
>*stuffs you into my fridge's crisper drawer*
we really have to do this again, Davis?

I wonder if he has to live with the fear of being abducted by some bird of prey, like would it be dangerous for him to go out at night in case an owl mistook him for a mouse?

>>213935568
He fucks midgets! God already fucked them at birth so at best he gets small portion sloppy seconds no one else wants.

>>213938401
nah he looks larger and heavier than a mouse, or even a small sheep. i could see him being mauled to death by a mdeium-sized dog tho.

>>213938518
He can barely walk. Two house cats would dominate and toy with him and he would only survive if they got bored.

>>213936053
its strange how he hasn't been shanked to death by browns yet. surely he's a prime target. i assume he lives in london?

>>213938518
nah I reckon if you threw some chips at him at the seaside, a gull could easily swoop him like an A-10 Thunderbolt

>>213938555
nah they wouldn't be able to inflict anything more than superficial wounds. his neck is like adult sized.
>>213938571
well you're wrong, birds really can't lift that much weight. warwick is like 10 times the weight of a gull.

>>213938569
he can use his vile midge sorcery to slip through space and time temporarily to avoid imminent danger I reckon

>>213938583
he could be carried by an african swallow.

Someone post the tweet

>>213935568
i'd rather be celibate with a normal sized cock than a midge who gets laid.

Who was in the wrong here?

>>213936022
Warwick is a good sport who pokes a little fun at his shortcomings. Dinklage is forever trying to prove that he's some kind of tough guy rock star who stands head and shoulders above his fellow midges. Maybe a nice unsupervised cold plunge in my ice cube tray would help him cool off.

>>213938792
Warwick, for not being in the dungeon

>>213938753
Not the one I was expecting but great nonetheless.

>>213938792
the dog for not detecting an imp at the door

>>213935038 (OP)
Bigger is OUR word, you ignorant little morsel. Squeak that way to me again and it's straight to the air fryer with you.

>>213935038 (OP)
Is this one of your stupid bridge riddles? Speak up when you are talking to me you mistake of nature.

>>213936053
OI U GOT A LICENCE FOR THAT? THEY'RE FOR USE ON PRIVATE LAND ONLY MATE. LOCKING YOU UP, PAL.