Thread 213935225

Cast him in an anthology show where every episode is one of these. And pick which one you'd make an episode out of.
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lists_of_unusual_deaths

Wow what a tragic death. Surely Afghanistan must be part of the american empire by now, right? I mean, so many lives lost...

>>213935262
Semper fi
>captcha: Snydd

>>213935225 (OP)
kek

>>213935225 (OP)
Shouldn't have refused that little boy's anus when your boss offered it to you, Pat.

>>213935262
>military intervention is always to conquer
Way to out yourself thirdie

His own unit smoked him because he wouldn't shut up about how much better he was than everybody else

Stop riding motorcycles

>>213935436
Yeah man you're right its actually way better to get fathers and sons killed for decades then NOT own the place and plunder it for all its worth.

>>213935539
>own the place
why bother
>and plunder it for all its worth
implying implications

>>213935225 (OP)
David Carradine.

>>213935273
Chong's Fydd and Snydd

>>213935436
What would you say was the intent of the Afghanistan War?

Stop ruining my thread with politics

>>213935809
you're the one that linked to the mobile version of wikipedia you fucking retard

>>213935225 (OP)
>be football army CHAD
>get btfo by some shook squid as you try to cover his exit of an ambush
Ouch!

>>213935436
>>213935625
>a-actually we didn't want to win

>>213935997
>get btfo by some shook squid as you try to cover his exit of an ambush
um nope

they just got spooked by their own shadows and echoes and shot at each other after disobeying orders to remain in place

>>213935997
>tfw too chad to die for israel so they had to murder him for israel in order to get their blood sacrifice

>>213935262
Well everyone involved with 9/11 is rotting in the fucking ground and their entire country is reduced to abject poverty but hey yeah they sure showed us! Lmao

>>213936043
oh lol. even worse. what a bunch of goons. the paragraph I read said he split with his platoon and ended up ahead of them without incident while the other section got ambushed and attacked them while they positioned to cover them

>>213936108
Huh? Neither Saudi Arabia nor Israel are reduced to abject poverty.

>>213936108
America?

>>213936043
>>213936144
probably like 1 old dunecoon in his 60s taking pot shots with a Khyber-pass Enfield kek

>>213936108
The only reason Israel got any blowback was from Iran you dumb motherfucker.

The people who did 9/11 were dancing and laughing as the towers were going down.

>>213935997
I bet some jealous chud got him killed.

>>213935225 (OP)
I remember when that happening they tried to cover up the friendly fire accident and I almost got away with it.

>>213935963
How is that political?

>>213935225 (OP)
>Tillman was an atheist. According to speakers at his funeral, he was very well-read, having read a number of religious texts including the Bible, Quran, and the Book of Mormon, as well as transcendentalist authors such as Ralph Waldo Emerson and Henry David Thoreau. However, responding to religious overtones at the funeral by Maria Shriver and John McCain, his youngest brother, Richard, said, "Just make no mistake, he'd want me to say this: He's not with God, he's fucking dead, he's not religious." Richard added, "Thanks for your thoughts, but he's fuckin' dead." Another article quotes Tillman as having told then-general manager of the Seattle Seahawks, Bob Ferguson, in December 2003, "You know I'm not religious."
Why was he so upset to get shot then?

>>213936358
>He's not with God, he's fucking dead, he's not religious." Richard added, "Thanks for your thoughts, but he's fuckin' dead."
What a Fedora Tipper.