Thread 213936573

Be honest could you finish it /tv/?

>>213936573 (OP)
That's a fairly small amount of hotdogs for an average-sized person, I'd say?

>>213936573 (OP)
I wouldn't eat the carrots.

>>213936573 (OP)
I don't like hot dogs so much.

No catsup?

>>213936573 (OP)
im sorry but that's just too much ranch.

>>213936636
Is there top ups for the chips and carrots?

>>213936586

Not much density.

>>213936573 (OP)
Would I want to?
No. I hate ranch and don't need so many hotdogs.

Could I do it?
Yes. If I forced myself.

>>213936573 (OP)
I wouldn't WANT to eat a seven helpings of nuggets in that timeframe, but I could easily.

>>213936573 (OP)
take the cookies, leave the rest

>>213936573 (OP)
Yeah easily, as long as it would be my first meal of the day

>>213936636
It is indeed too much ranch... Oh, no. No, no, no! It can't be! Is this lunch at the Ram Ranch?!

>>213936682
>take the cookies, leave the rest

>>213936668
I could eat a civilization of nuggets with honey mussy sauce

>>213936573 (OP)
why go through the effort of putting that garbage on the tray like that, they deserved what happened to them they lived life wrong

>>213936573 (OP)
Everything besides the hot dogs would be easy. One I ate the rest, I could probably get through 3 or 4 of the hotdogs but then I’d either be full or it would take me three hours to get through the remainder

>>213936600
the only REAL american ITT

the rest of the answers were typed by brown hands

>>213936573 (OP)
yes but i wouldn't want to

>>213936573 (OP)
I don't like mustard

>>213936586
>>213936668
Eugenicist hands wrote these posts

>>213936734
Gross.

>>213936650
what kind of mongrel dips chips in ranch

>>213936875
What do you dip in it?

>>213936573 (OP)
7 hot dogs? Is that bad?

>>213936573 (OP)
Not a big fan of mustard, some of the fancy ones can be good but the French's yellow mustard is atrocious. In my fatfuck heyday I could put it away though.

>>213936892
my mouth

>>213936911
It's a lot

>>213936831
Humiliation ritual

>>213936892
Not him, but here's an extreme option.
>Sour cream and onion chips
>French onion dip

>>213936925
I hope there's no more hot dogs during the day, because we're already up to 7

>>213936911
Its not good.

>>213936911
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vaAF_GAc3Mk

>>213936961
sour cream and onion chips with cheese and chive dip

>>213937007
>Street pigeon
>Not plucked
>Not gutted
>Slapped directly onto charcoal then burned to a crisp

>>213936961
Best chips best dip what could go wrong

>>213936817
Starshipbros…

>>213936573 (OP)
>Why am I so fat?! Must just be muh genetics!
>they say while stuff their face with 4000 calories of fats, carbs and sugar for one meal

>>213937007
The blisterpack of mystery pills right above the 'grill' is very dubious.

>>213937024
My hypertension, desu.

>>213937127
Anyone eating that shit is guaranteed stomach pain so maybe it's to deal with the inevitable food poisoning and parasites?

>>213937007
I wouldn't WANT to eat four burnt, vomit-filled pigeons but I could, easily.

>>213936573 (OP)
It's definitely more than what i eat, but i can still finish it if i'm really hungry

>Don't have to deal with womens BS
>Get to chill with your bro watching movies and playing video
>Just have to suck dick and take it up the ass ocassionally
Is being gay really that bad bros?

>>213936725
The question was "could you finish it", not "could you finish it while throwing out things that you don't like", pedro.

I ate a whole medium pizza from dominos. I felt disgusting but then I realized most of the slices were pretty tiny so i felt better.

>>213936573 (OP)
I'd eat 3 hot dogs almost all the chips but wouldn't touch the dry ass hard fucking carrots. Dip for my chip or last hot dog and eat 2 cookies. I'm done for the night ready for bed

>>213937162
That, or they put the pills in the food so people that eat the pigeons get high while eating, then pass out, and never realize how sickening the burnt birb is.

>>213936573 (OP)
that's one of the bigger appetizers I've seen, but I could see myself eating it while waiting on the main course.

>>213937196
That bad? It sounds awesome the way you described it. Plus you have more money with dual incomes and no children to spend it all.

>>213937219
I'm skinny as fuck and eating a whole medium pizza is easy what's your problem

>>213936573 (OP)
bewteen two people? yeah, I could realistically down two pretty easily and eat a third but might feel a bit sick by then.

>>213937007
what a fucking animal

>>213937052
Ignore them. They are troglodytes who stole the Superior Future that we EARNED.

>>213936573 (OP)
What are the rules? And can I switch the carrots out with something else? Perhaps some sort of junk food that's even more volumenous? That way no doubt is left that I've handily completed the challenge.

>>213936573 (OP)
The only thing can somewhat fill up a person are the cookies and the carrots (?). That bread is fluffy af, the chips are those hyper processed slop that melts even before you close your mouth and every sausage has at most two fork bites of a real meaty stake.
I used to marvel seeing those gringo hot dog eating champions til I tried US dogs. You guys are just eating air.

>>213937466
Perhaps some donut holes instead. Not too dense and can add a bit more sweet to go with all that salty

>>213937007
This what Anthony bourdain is eating every day in hell

>>213936573 (OP)
I ate 8 hot dogs before a night out once thinking it was a clever way to line my stomach and I threw up before I even touched any alcohol.

>>213936573 (OP)
that is disgusting

>>213937509
Now it's too sweet when paired with the chocolate chip cookies. Think man.

>>213936573 (OP)
I could do 3 of the dogs, the carrots, and some of the dip. I wouldn't touch the chips or the cookies though, as they'd just make me sick.

>>213936573 (OP)
Those dogs aren't even that big

>>213937544
A big bowl of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese then!

my record is 4 hotdogs in one day but they were spaced a few hours apart

>>213936573 (OP)
I'd say?

>>213936573 (OP)
I'm a bit disturbed by the scarce mustard and the lack of any other condiments. No relish? No ketchup? No hot sauce? No cole slaw? Hot dogs need toppings. But I'd trade seven hot dogs for two bratwursts.

>>213937007
thats how my great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather barbequed birds

>>213937623
The secret is tou don't need most of the bread. Each dog only needs perhaps half a bun and really you could just pick it up and eat it with no bun. Not any different from the other food. Big Bread is playing you

NO CATSUP

>>213936831
Get out the vacuum boys.

>>213937678
I think even cavemen would've scraped the guts out before cooking desu

Sometimes when the NFL starts playing in autumn, I'll grill up forty or fifty hot dogs on a Sunday. Get my frens and coworkers to come to my house and watch a few football games. We have a blast. Here's my tips:
>Buy all beef, bun length dogs
>Grill 'em up and then put them in a slow cooker set on low
>Buy nice hot dog buns
>Have plenty of ice, sodas, beer, and water
It's time tested, and everybody thinks it's great.

>>213936573 (OP)
In a day, yes.

>>213936573 (OP)
That's a fairly small amount of food for an average person, I'd say. The hardest part would be eating the carrot since unlike hot dogs they're very dense.

>>213936796
I hated it as a child but I think it was mostly because of the neon yellow color. As an adult I use lots of stone ground dijon and spicy mustard.

>>213936573 (OP)
that looks like a fairly well balanced meal.

>>213936573 (OP)
If I was really hungry

>>213936573 (OP)
everything besides the ranch dressing since that shit is awful

>>213937886
>he has friends

>>213936573 (OP)
>no ‘chup
>looks cold
it wouldn’t be fun

Only if they're genuwine turkey dogs.

>>213936573 (OP)
I don't like hotdogs cause like 90% of the wiener meat is horrible (and i avoid eating bread too). Maybe i'll eat a few chips,1 or 2 cookies if they are good and leave the rest of this shit.

If I'm hungry I'd maybe eat two hotdogs.

>>213936573 (OP)
The thing about fast food like hotdog is that it's not filling at all you could eat a bunch of them and still feel hungry

>>213936961
Theyre all fine choices. Ranch on chips isn't terrible. Try it.

I once ate 4 Big Macs in one sitting (about 15 minutes). I think that's the most food I ever ate in one go. Is that good? Or mediocre?

>>213936573 (OP)
Yes i could.

>>213938217
I've had it before. It's not bad. But I like it better mixed with sour cream for dippin' chips.

>>213937849
Sure she can't cook, but at least she's trying and doing it to please her man. Bless her heart.

The thong that bothered me about this scene is that they had such a tiny TV, set off into the corner.
They're all set up in their little chairs with the tray of dogs between them and they have to crank their heads to the right to even watch that little bitty TV.

>>213938476
I'd stick my hot dog in her thong if you know what I mean

>>213936573 (OP)
If the hot dogs were good quality and made from actual meat then yes.

>>213937196
If you're masculine, no it's not worth it. Feminine gays are closer to women than even the most passing tranny, personality wise. And they're only easier because they don't care what ogre is fucking them.

>>213936586
It's for two people, one of whom is pretty fat.

>>213936573 (OP)
Sitting down with just the focus of eating that? Probably not.

Mindlessly drawing from that tray sitting next to the computer while I read, watch youtube, shitpost, and play games for a few hours? I genuinely feel I could at least make a sizable dent.

>>213937196
I think even bi guys get fed up with fags

>>213936573 (OP)
I would finish in sause and then watch hot girl eat it, if you know what i mean

>>213936573 (OP)
>That's a fairly small amount of hotdogs for an average-sized person,
looks good to snack on but its missing an awful lot of hamburgers

I hate fat people so much it's unreal.

>>213939465
>missing an awful lot of hamburgers

>>213936573 (OP)
could do 5 dogs and the chips and a couple cookies with no sweat, but cramming the carrots and final morsels of hotdog would be tough. I'd need a jug of milk or ice-water; sheiit.

>>213939514
>burgers

>>213939465
I don't understand how anyone wants to eat this much bread. You could get rid of like 3/4 of those buns

>>213940097
One day i'll get a Quadruple at Wendys. Meat cube sounds so satisfying

>>213940097
Perfection.

>>213940097
>Pickles on top instead of in the burger

most of that isn't even real food

>>213936573 (OP)
I don't like the odd number of hotdogs there.

>>213936573 (OP)
i eat more than that usually, but i only eat 1 meal a day tbf

>>213940299
I counted the number of chips, cookies and carrots. All even. Very strange to put an odd number of hot dogs. Unsettling.

>>213940299
I know you know that's how many hotdogs Timmy ate.

>>213940200
>Quadruple at Wendys

>>213940741
>ketchup
ick. but the rest of it looks good, would take me three days to eat it

>>213936573 (OP)
> 7 hot dogs
> 8 hot dog buns in a package
> 10 hot dogs in a package
??????????????

>>213940764
thats not ketchup, fren

>>213940821
Can we get a ketchup scientist in here?

>>213940821
>and here we see the obese single mother in her larval stage. She will gorge and gorge until finding a mate then ballooing to her mature enormous size

>>213940792
The perfect chicago deep dish

>>213940921
>>and here we see the obese single mother
you love to see it

>>213936573 (OP)
As a light pre-movie snack, I think this would satiate my hunger at least through the opening title crawl

>>213936573 (OP)
Not anymore, but a year ago I would have been able. I used to be a fat fuck who could eat that much, throw up because I ate too much and still be fucking hungry at the same time.
Then I got a triple bypass (REY BYPASS!) and had to have an empty stomach for 5 hours to take my sugar levels 3 times a day. Now I'm not even hungry anymore after changing my diet to more fruits and veggies.
To make this more /tv/ related, I stopped eating while watching movies. I could eat 2 jumbo bags of chips during a movie. Or like 10 twinkies.
Looking back I disgust myself. But at the time it felt okay.

>>213940821
what's with the autism about bites?

>>213940959
Wtf

>>213940959
remember that this slob makes like 20k a month from TikTok

>>213941132
She's trying to increase her sexual attraction by demonstrating how wide she can open her mouth and therefore can fit a very large phallus inside

>>213941185
The whole biting thing defeats the purpose.

>>213936586
This but unironically. 8 hotdogs is a standard serving size for a normal sized man

>>213941213
>The whole biting thing defeats the purpose.
for YOU

>>213936573 (OP)
i would only eat this slop if i was paid at minimum 4 digit sum for it. only the carrots look edible, everything else is vomit inducing

>>213941310
Well, what about this then, sweaty?

>>213936911
Hot dogs are garbage meat so yeah

>>213936573 (OP)
about four servings for me, so in a day time, sure
maybe in one sitting if slighly starving

>>213941393
>Kids! Your vomit is ready!

>>213941735
>>Kids! Your vomit is ready!
>Mmmm. Mom spaghetti.

>>213936573 (OP)
Come to Germany if you don't think people can regularly consume that amount of sausages, you people are pathetic

>>213937174
kek

maybe just the hotdogs

the carrots are way too filling

>>213937196
>Just have to suck dick and take it up the ass ocassionally
>Is being gay really that bad bros?
Yes. Yes it is.

>>213941393
the caption "Easy kids dinner" has less compression than the video under it you can tell it was added later by someone else

I'll have one more, please.
and make it quick

>>213936683
Interesting sometimes I struggle to gorge on my first meal of the day. Might just be years of eating small beginning meals

>>213941393
I hate that i hate these people

>>213936911
The 7 buns is what makes it too much for me, I could eat 7 dogs without buns easy

>>213936586
But look at the abnormally large amount of carrots. No normal person could eat even 1/4 of that.

>>213936586
>>213941222
look at teh size of the dogs compared to the guys hands, these are those shitty great value hot dogs not proper bratwursts.
a kid could eat 3 of these.
a proper bratwurst style dog on the other hand...

>>213942468
At once?

My girlfriend ate 37 hot dogs!

I had no idea this had become a meme on here but when I was watching I genuinely couldn't believe how much food there was for just 2 of them. I'm a bong though so this is probably an American snack

>>213942614
What, like in a row?

>>213936573 (OP)
that's a lot of carrots and a huge amount of dip. I could maybe finish the hotdogs and chips

>>213940228
I don't understand the logic of
>here's the pickles on the side now put them on your burger
We did that where I worked and they acted like it was fancy

>>213940741
Why would anyone stack a burger this high. How do you eat it with a knife and fork? We're not pythons.

>>213937007
eating animals without gutting them is beyond stone-age tier, like legitimate non-human

>>213936831
>stick

>>213940821
I watched that cute girl on beavis and butthead eat like 10 big macs and it was angelic

>>213941132
It's an American thing. I'm very in touch with it because I'm a 20 biter long chewer on most things and it caused me to be left outside in the cold

>>213936573 (OP)
I can fit seven dicks I mean hotdogs in my mouth at one time.

>>213937196
it's not that bad, the fucking is tolerable, but most fags are female-brained, so uuh after a while it's like dating a girl who's exclusively into pegging.. this gets old fast..
t.prisonbi

>>213941393
Kek at amount of time spent pulling plastic off each slice of cheese before putting a massive amount of shredded cheese

>>213942793
chicken, turkey, beef, or pork?

>>213940821
>8on1 bbc wet gangbang with throatfuck vomit and anal gape creampie part.2 is missing
i hate when it happens

>>213936573 (OP)
the pro hotdog eaters are eating magnitudes more than this i mean literally over ten times this amount and not throwing up. but no

>>213940959
the nasty cooktop stove is truly the green olive on top of the shit pizza

>>213941393
It's just TikTok rage bait. No one actually is eating this.

>>213942973
>No one actually is eating this.
damn shame

>>213936817
lmao

>>213942834
this isn't the same cheese, each has a different flavor and smell

>>213939465
>no curve
c'mon

>>213942973
sure cause it looked good in the final moment

>>213943067
no shit shredded cheese blend is different than kraft cheddar

>>213938359
depends on what she meant by "late night meal"
because that looks a lot like the shit I cook at 3AM drunk off my ass

>>213943010
Was waiting for someone to post this big lil nigga, i hate him so much it's unreal.

>>213936573 (OP)
Is ranch and baby carrots good?

>>213942645
It's a reference to a WKYK sketch, which is a comedy group the director used to be part of.

>>213943285
>Is ranch and baby carrots good?
yes
> substitute carrots with pizza

>>213943285
It actually is but people think it's a healthy snack when the ranch is cancelling out any benefit you might get from the carrots.

>>213936573 (OP)
do I have to eat all the ranch too?

>>213936607
I don't like YOU that much.

I made a chicken breast with cream sauce today. I used a tawny port and it gave a very nice oaky complexity to sauce. You are all freaks and pigs for eating your slop, have an ounce of respect for yourself and eat good food in the small amount of time we all have on earth, some of you smaller than others at this rate.

>>213941393
>removing the skin from the cheese
Why? It's what gives it the unique flavor and texture it's known for

>>213943010
damn that donner looks good af

>>213943010
i fucking HATE the little head nodding they do when they're eating

>>213943577
>i fucking HATE the little head nodding they do when they're eating

>>213943301
Interesting

>>213943535
I'm doing pork chops, leek, carrot and potatoes for dinner. I did have a partial fry up this morning for breakfast though.

>>213943581
Maybe 8 days of food, but i only eat once a day

>>213937174
It's a fairly average amount of burnt pigeons, I'd say.

>>213943695
based

>>213943581
I don't want my toilet bowl to melt

>>213936725
Last year I went for a regional training thing, and they always take us out to lunch and dinner, and I remember someone asking about appetizers, and they had these brussel sprouts with garlic and uncured bacon, and when someone mentioned it like three people at the table went EEW!
And then the next day we went to some place that had fried okra on the menu I asked a few people around me and they're all acting like I'm some kind of hippy vegetarian.
Its fried fucking okra, the least vegetarian way to eat a vegetable (and fucking delicious!).
I guess I just take it for granted that my parents never really let us be picky eaters, and were good cooks.
The few concessions they made was my mom making sure not to give me any of the mushrooms in the pasta sauce.
And the only time I put my foot down was with liver and onions where I proved that I would wait at the table all night if it meant I didn't have to finish my plate.

>>213943806
I like liver and onions but I'm a bong and also eat faggots and black pudding.

>>213937196
I'd rather eat one of those pigeons a few posts up than suck a cock.

Change the carrots with something else then yes

>>213943806
Okra has a gross texture.

>>213937219
That's 1600 calories. If you were fat you could eat that and nothing else every day and lose weight.

>>213936573 (OP)
Why the fuck are the carrots there? Sporty choking hazard?

>>213937007
I choose to believe that this is some ragebait tiktok

>>213943472
>do I have to eat all the ranch too?
That's the drink, bud.

>>213942544
>move out of wisconsin
>go to grocery store
>ask where the brat buns are
>they ask me if I mean hotdog buns
>escorted out of the store by security minutes later
In college I lived on leinenkugelas and brats with mustard and bucky badger chedder cheese.

>>213936573 (OP)
Half a dog.

>>213943935
You're crazy or eating some nasty frozen mushy fried okra.
Its nice and crisp and spongey, and when you get that hot battered breading on the outside hot out of the deep fryer its amazing.
Luv me some pickled okra too. Maybe its a southern thing. Idk. I feel like everyone outside of the south sleeps on it, that and collard/mustard greens.

>half-sized hotdogs
What new jewery is this?

>>213943581
The little salad makes it healthy

>>213941393
Women shouldn't be allowed to use the internet.

>>213936573 (OP)
The ranch alone is 2000+ calories

>>213944063
nobody should

>>213937196
I felt a little bad when the faggot smashed his bf’s skull in

>>213943991
>pre-sliced? No 20% tip for this dishonest eatery.

>>213944077
I should still be able to

>>213936573 (OP)
Yes if that was the only meal i ate that day.

>>213943879
but you're okay with taking it up the ass?

>>213944173
OMAD chads can do it, but I'd have a hard time toward the end and feel like shit after.

>>213936573 (OP)
i unintentionally run a calorie deficit of ~300, and then make up for it with a 'feasting day" ofr like 5000 calories. so yeah, if it was on that day.

>>213943513
you don't have to tell me what happened, but you do have to eat the ranch

>>213944202
I'd rather eat two of those pigeons than take it up the ass.

t.me watching this game rn

>>213937849
My wife's kids cooked this same dinner for us a few nights ago.

>>213944244
does that mean you prefer sucking cock?

>>213944058
its cole slaw, mayonnaise and cabbage

>>213943010
Do bongs really?

>>213937957
I was so pissed when I finally tried dijon and realized I had been fucking with this garbage yellow crap all my life.

>>213944315
Fuck off groomer.

>>213943472
How does ranch cancel out vitamins from the carrots?

>>213942527
You mean to say that, sure you wouldnt WANT to eat that double helping of carrots but you could easily.

you guys are fucking fat what the fuck

>>213936573 (OP)
No carrots tho, I would dip the hot dogs in the blue cheese dressing instead, not even joking

Who eats hotdogs voluntarily?
It's the worst meat combined with the worst bread.
You need to be a moutbreathing monkey to do something like this.

Should be a law against serving food to someone obese. Seems like an easy legal victory for next of kin for any of these fat fucks that ate themselves to death.

>>213945090
>Should be a law against serving food to someone obese.
fuck you, buddy

>>213945172
Would

>>213945202
>Would

>>213941393
We're going to get a generation of mutants because of shit like this.

>>213942703
it's nutritious

>>213945409
we already do

>>213936573 (OP)
that would be a kino meal if it was just one hotdog. MAYBE two if I was incredibly hungry, and had a long time to eat.

>>213936573 (OP)
ah time for a nice 90 minute movie and dinner.....

CHOMP CHOMP SWALLOW
one hot dog
CHOMP CHOMP SWALLOW
two hot dogs
CHOMP CHOMP SWALLOW
three hot dogs
CHOMP...
couple chips, mm yummy i love them
...CHOMP CHOMP SWALLOW
four hot dogs
crack my can of soda
GULP GULP GULP GULP... oooggghhh that's zippy and tangyy yummyy yumss
chip, mm, chip, mm, crunch crunch, little dip rancha, crunch
CHOMP CHOMP SWALLOW
five hot dogs
couple more chips
CHOMP CHOMP SWALLOW
six hot dogs
CHOMP chip CHOMP chip chip CHOMP CHOMP SWALLOW
finish off that cola, GULP.. GULP... GULP... slllrrp... oooogggghhhhh....
mmm yumm cookie timmeeee
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP SWALLOW
ooh those are soft and fresh very nice, and i've still got three yummy cookies left
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP SWALLOW
mmm, that second cookie was even better
big ol glass of milk, GULP... GULP... GULP... OOOGHHHH, ICY COLD YUMMY YUMMERS BABY ALMOST GOT A BIG FULL TUMMERS
two more cookies left, here we go
CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP CHOMP SWALLOW
mmmmmmhm a couple chips will do
CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH CRUNCH SWALLOW
ohhhhoho..... the sweet and salty, so good, so yummmmyyy
this last cookie looks scrumpdillyumptious, i thinks i'll eats it now ;)
CHOMP CHOMP SWALLOW
oohoohoo gotta make it last, careful now
CHOMP chomp chomp chomp
mm those chocolate chips are definitely real cacao, where are these from
CHOMP SWALLOW
and now for the milk, oghh here it comes
GUUULP... GULLP... GULPP... GUH... sllllrpppp

OOOGHHHHHHHHHH!!!
...

and now i'll have these carrots and last couple chips and these ranches for snacking on for the last 85 minutes of this movie

>>213937007
People in shitholes will eat things like this, catch heavy bacterial infections, and pop antibiotics (probably those pills on the counter) like they're candy, creating ultra medicine resistant strains of super viruses. Shitholes are literally damning the world.

>>213937501
Damn, americanos are getting fat from eating air? World hunger solved, Jose!

>>213940821
>swallowing never shown
stolen valour

>>213944058
>little salad
Fucking retard

>>213936573 (OP)
yes. but i would need two bottles of soda.

>>213936573 (OP)
easy nigga

>>213937007
Truly idiotic

>>213936573 (OP)
>>213946344
and more cookies. and more dip. and more chips. and a slice of cake. two slices. and two slices of apple pie.

>>213943581
needs two bottles of soda. and cake.

>>213936573 (OP)
HEY!
Get that rabbit food outta there

This thread is fucking disgusting.

>>213945172
That people pay to watch shit like this on the internet is why I support total jewish victory: humanity deserves jews.

>>213945844
my humor is beyond salvation because i lost imagining the sounds

>>213946806
They're incapable of leading

>>213945172
That's the body my wife had at her fattest. I am a very happy man

>>213936573 (OP)
the cookies are honestly the hardest part of that run

>>213947612
the hotdogs need cheese melted on, ketchup, relish, and a nice seasoning of black pepper and garlic salt too. them froggies are nearly bare shmeat and bread and i don't get down like that when i'm eating marmadukes

>>213947612
Never had a hard time eating 4 cookies

>>213943991
he's not wrong though

>>213944108
I liked that the message that women bring evil into the home was fulfilled by the bf wearing the Minnie Mouse shirt to Marcus's Mickey Mouse shirt.

>

What if a cute girl ate all that instead haha

>>213947807
she'd probably produce a shitlog of anywhere from 9-12 inches in length and about 4-6 inches in diameter around 12-24 hours after eating all of that, were she able to

>>213943267
holy fuck how old are you

>>213936573 (OP)
Easily.

>>213943638
Uma delicia

>this entire thread
And people still wonder why amerimutts' life expectancy is years behind europe

>>213943983
>tfw only one good german/sausage place in your town

>>213936706
kek

>>213937007
This has to be clickbait. I seriously doubt they're actually eating the pigeons. You're supposed to remove the feathers and guts and clean the meat first before cooking.

>>213947775
why didn't he clothesline her for being a big baby

>>213936573 (OP)
Movie?

>>213936573 (OP)
I already full at 3. I dont know how competitive eaters do it.

>>213936607
you gotta get the expensive ones (like Nathans at a minimum) the cheap ones taste like shit

>>213936586
Imagine being so fat

aids

>>213950034
This. And make sure they are the big fat ones. Not that thin crap.

>>213936573 (OP)
do americans really eat this shit ?

>>213950081
Hotdogs are good. Whats your problem, bob.

>>213936586
b-b-b-b-based

>>213936573 (OP)
>Cookies and hotdogs, in the same meal
Do americans really?

>>213950131
hotdogs with carrots, chips and cookies ?

is this a common mix ?

>>213950246
yes

>>213950222
for me, it's Kansas City

>>213936586
Imagine being at computers so fat you look and see food.

>>213936573 (OP)
It's for two guys, including one pretty fat guy. 3.5 hot dogs really isn't THAT much

>>213936573 (OP)
I'm fucking fat, but only because I drink so much. Despite appearances,I wouldn't even come close.

>>213936573 (OP)
>carrots and ranch with all that
for what purpose

>>213937196
Nigger you can do all that without sucking dick or taking it up the ass

>>213936586
Excellent reference!

>>213936612
On hotdogs? kys homo

>>213936573 (OP)
Get rid of the cookies and don't make me actually eat all that ranch and it looks good.

>>213936586
fippy bippy

>>213950222
I refuse to believe that the majority of these exist

>>213939465
huhu that thread was fun

>>213950222
Am I blind or is there no Chicago style dog there

>>213941393
I dont understand people who put french fries in their sandwich. Its literaly dry as fuck and the texture gets shitty. Fries are supposed to be eatten separately

>>213951664
it's on there

the cookies would fuck me up i cant do sweet foods

>>213952060
ruined