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Anonymous No.213937401 >>213937431 >>213937460 >>213937462 >>213937566 >>213938354 >>213938408 >>213938430 >>213938534 >>213938564 >>213938591 >>213938683 >>213939026 >>213939118 >>213939121 >>213939706 >>213939739 >>213939754 >>213940997 >>213941032 >>213942640 >>213942854 >>213943147 >>213943794 >>213945171 >>213945241 >>213946631 >>213947680
Do you prefer Alien or Aliens, /tv/?
Anonymous No.213937431 >>213944433
>>213937401 (OP)
Alien Resurrection
Anonymous No.213937442
Alien
Anonymous No.213937460 >>213938220
>>213937401 (OP)
Alien is the better film but Aliensis more rewatchable
Anonymous No.213937462
>>213937401 (OP)

I mostly prefer Aliens, mostly.
Anonymous No.213937513
Aliens theatrical - 10
Alien directors - 9
Alien theatrical - 8
Aliens directors - 7
Alien 4 - 6
Alien 3 - 5
Anonymous No.213937566
>>213937401 (OP)
Alien 3 because I hate humanity.
Anonymous No.213938220 >>213938676
>>213937460
So then aliens is the better film
Anonymous No.213938354
>>213937401 (OP)
As someone who literally just watched alien in 4k at the kinoplex today, Aliens is the far superior film.
Anonymous No.213938408 >>213945192
>>213937401 (OP)
Aliens is shit, it ruined the creature.
Anonymous No.213938430
>>213937401 (OP)
Soft as fresh cotton linen
Anonymous No.213938493
Alien is better because it was made as a response to the sexual revolution
Anonymous No.213938534 >>213938688
>>213937401 (OP)

I mean, Alien is a great space horror which is rarely pulled off well.

Aliens is a good 80's action movie but there's tons of those.
Anonymous No.213938564
>>213937401 (OP)
Alien
Alien 3
Alien 4
Aliens
Alien romulus
Prometheus
Avp
Covenant
Avp2
Anonymous No.213938591
>>213937401 (OP)
Alien
Anonymous No.213938653
i think alien is the better FILM, but i would prefer to watch aliens. space marine shoot gun, bam bam! boom boom boom!
Anonymous No.213938676 >>213938897
>>213938220
nah, just more fun, Alien is a more satisying experience just not a popcorn flick like Aliens. If rewatchability was the only thing that mattered then The Mummy (1999) would be the greatest movie ever made.
Anonymous No.213938682 >>213939011 >>213942627 >>213942681
so how is Romulus? i keep forgetting to watch it. how would you rank it in comparison to the other aliens?
Anonymous No.213938683 >>213938703 >>213942072
>>213937401 (OP)
Alien Earth is pretty shit.
Anonymous No.213938688
>>213938534
Alien is a shitty "horror". It's not even scary. More comical with the slow rubber suited boogeyman. Aliens is a way scarier horror movie. You should educate yourself on what an action movie is, because a couple gunshots doesn't make it one.
Anonymous No.213938703 >>213939006 >>213939630 >>213942072
>>213938683
i think that went without saying. its not even like AvP which is shit in a fun way. its just shit. there is not a chance an alien tv series made these days would be good i'm afraid.
Anonymous No.213938897
>>213938676
>If rewatchability was the only thing that mattered then The Mummy (1999) would be the greatest movie ever made.
The Mummy isn't very rewatchable. It has a very strong first act, but tapers off drastically towards the end.
Anonymous No.213939006 >>213939310 >>213939571
>>213938703
Oh, wow, what a surprise. Contrarian retard will immediately shit on any modern tv show when it's not even done yet. They somehow think every older tv show is pure gold from the first episode. Don't go looking at the first season of star trek tng, little zoomie.
Anonymous No.213939011
>>213938682
You barely get to see cailee spaeny’s fat ass. Just watch Civil War instead
Anonymous No.213939026 >>213939649
>>213937401 (OP)
Stealth nonce thread
>Stealth nonce thread
Stealth nonce thread
Anonymous No.213939118
>>213937401 (OP)
I genuinely enjoy all four alien movies.
Some more than others but I'm not such an autistic retard that I need to put everything on some stupid powerlevel chart.
Anonymous No.213939121 >>213939162 >>213944931
>>213937401 (OP)
Sad.
Anonymous No.213939162 >>213939627
>>213939121
Would she really be "unidentified" she's from a company terraforming planet, and you just know those kids get barcoded straight out of the womb.
Anonymous No.213939310
>>213939006
A:E has been bad so far and all Star Trek is dogshit.
Anonymous No.213939496 >>213939574
Alien > prometheus = aliens > alien romulus > alien covenant > alien 3 > everything else is unwatchable
Anonymous No.213939571
>>213939006
first season of TNG is better than 99% of current year shows
Anonymous No.213939574 >>213939606 >>213939883
>>213939496
Alien >> Aliens >> Alien 3 >> Resurrection >>> no one cares
Anonymous No.213939606
>>213939574
yes and im sure dragonball GT is underrated Jose
Anonymous No.213939627 >>213945246
>>213939162
The company didn't run the prison. Back then, the company wasn't this all encompassing empire controlling all the galaxy that it's been turned into. The company didn't even know about the alien anymore and hadn't for over have a centuey. And back then the company was a great to work for and had many good jobs with good pay/benefits and happy employees. Unlike the derivative, uncreative crap it's been turned into now where it's uncaring slavery overworking people until their deaths. So no, a couple parents having a kid on some terraforming world wouldn't automatically have their files uploaded to every other world
Anonymous No.213939630
>>213938703
>its not even like AvP which is shit in a fun way
AvP just makes me fucking mad. As a kid the dark horse miniseries were some of the first comics I ever bought, and I read through them a million fucking times.
Dark horse bought the adaptation rights for a lot of fox properties, comic adaptations of the movies, publishing novelizations, crap like that, it was dark horse's bread and butter.
In addition to the stuff from the actual movies, they got a lot of unfinished shit that never got out of pre-production.
One of these included an abandoned sequel to aliens, which would tie in the predators. They had a script, concept art by Ron Cobb (he's the guy responsible for all the aesthetics that aren't geiger, he worked on total recall, the sixth day jet copters are 100% ron cobb, and had his hand in a lot of design ideas in the original Halo game), story boards, basically everything you need before you start casting and filming the movie.
Weaver and Scott got wind of it, and swooped in to shut it down with their own sequel idea to aliens that was abandoned.
But its genuinely great, you can go find it online for free and read it in an afternoon.
The movie was just a dogshit dirt cheap pale imitation with so many compromises and changes that its just offensive to the pedestal I have the AvP story on in my head.
Anonymous No.213939649
>>213939026
Projection
Anonymous No.213939656
Aliens because I get rock hard every time Vasquez is on screen.
Anonymous No.213939675 >>213939867 >>213943195
Anonymous No.213939706 >>213939805 >>213940053
>>213937401 (OP)
The best film is Them!, the one hack Cameron traced to make Aliens.
Anonymous No.213939739
>>213937401 (OP)
Aliens. In my view it has more charismatic characters with better personalities. Most people in Alien are serious and slightly bored. Sadly, both movies are idiot plot
Anonymous No.213939754
>>213937401 (OP)
Anyone who says Aliens sucks cock by choice.
Anonymous No.213939805 >>213939945
>>213939706
Why haven't they remade Them? That's a great movie
Anonymous No.213939828
Anonymous No.213939867 >>213939930 >>213940203 >>213942994 >>213946652
>>213939675
>China took over Taiwan, Russia, South Korea and Eastern Europe
>still couldn't take over India
Anonymous No.213939883 >>213939924
>>213939574
Actually, let me put Romulus after Resurrection as I quite liked that film. Everything else can more or less fuck off.
Anonymous No.213939900
Alien
Anonymous No.213939924 >>213939962 >>213942843 >>213944978
>>213939883
>likes Alien
>doesn't like Alien Isolation which is scarier than all the other movies combined
>probably whines that it's a game when it's more cinematic and a better story than the other movies combined too only requires you be interactive rather than passive consoomee
Anonymous No.213939930 >>213940005
>>213939867
I know right.
Anonymous No.213939945
>>213939805
They have, but they called it Aliens.
Anonymous No.213939962
>>213939924
>>doesn't like Alien Isolation which is scarier than all the other movies combined
I played and really liked Isolation.
Anonymous No.213939972
Aliens because it felt like the Halo movie I'd be waiting for

Yes i know Aliens inspired Halo
Anonymous No.213940005
>>213939930
Anonymous No.213940053
>>213939706
Ho Lee Fuk
Anonymous No.213940203
>>213939867
>couldn't
Would you want to conquer india? Would you want to conquer india in the distant future hyper corporate crapsack dystopia india?
>india and straya are united with a quarter of africa
They were quarantined by everyone else.
Anonymous No.213940248
>>213936344
>What narrative purpose does it serve that they even ARE "children" in adult bodies? Is it just for the weird comic relief of them saying dumb kid stuff?
In a promotional interview with Hawley he talked about how his process when creating Alien: Earth was to essentially convey the *feeling* of Alien and Aliens more so than strictly adhering to lore and established canon. To that end he came up with the children in adult bodies thing. He says he was inspired by Newt and Hudson, who he sees as an adult in the body of a child, and a child in the body of an adult, respectively.

Yeah he thought he was capturing the essence of Aliens with these characters. Unfortunately I don't think he had a deeper appreciation for what made those characters compelling. Newt's entire character is a trauma response and it pairs well with Ripley's grief about her own daughter in order for them to find a mutual resolution. Hudson is comic relief and played for laughs but does depict a very real phenomenon of false bravado to "fit in". He's one of many different military person archetypes the film explores. And he ultimately redeems himself and goes out fighting. Hawley seems to have a superficial understanding of all of this.
Anonymous No.213940952 >>213941029
theatrical versions its a close call down to personal preference of military sci vs horror but the extended edition of Aliens with the extra colony scenes puts it past the finish line
Anonymous No.213940997
>>213937401 (OP)
She needs a black or Indian father. A new father.
Anonymous No.213941029
>>213940952
I love the colony scenes in Aliens. They are the perfect amount of prequel. I do think they are best watched on a second viewing, to retain the mystery, but I love that they were made. I'm sure it really pisses off some directors who want to make a Thing 2011 type movie where they can pretend there was girlbosses in the colony easily killing all the aliens way before the marines got there, and the girlbosses secretly escaped so they can make a new movie with them fighting aliens elsewhere too
Anonymous No.213941032
>>213937401 (OP)
I prefer 3 and, for an ironic choice, Resurrection.
Anonymous No.213942072 >>213942110 >>213942115
>>213938683
>>213938703
everytime someone tries to do a "this has aliens in it but it's more about the universe that the aliens inhabit" these retards start whinging that it doesn't have enough aliens.
probably want shit like pic related from the comic books which would be ass but won't admit it.
Anonymous No.213942110
>>213942072
no one cares about your gay ass show shill
Anonymous No.213942115
>>213942072
>alien red vs blue
Now that's Kino.
Anonymous No.213942284 >>213942486
Alien > Prometheus > Alien: Covenant > Aliens >>>>> AVP > AVP:R >>>>>> Alien: Resurrection > Alien 3
Anonymous No.213942486 >>213942562
>>213942284
Alien > Alien Isolation > Aliens > Romulus > Prometheus > 3 > Covenant > Resurrection
Anonymous No.213942562
>>213942486
Based
Anonymous No.213942627 >>213942901
>>213938682
Alien
Aliens
Isolation
Romulus
Alien 3
Prometheus
Covenant
Resurrection
Anonymous No.213942640 >>213942944
>>213937401 (OP)
Aliens is for trannies
Anonymous No.213942655 >>213946581
Alien > Aliens > Isolation

That's it.
Anonymous No.213942681
>>213938682
It's like "DVD extras" tier all things considered
I would put it above Covenant and Resurrection, probably above Prometheus, but nowhere higher
Anonymous No.213942843
>>213939924
If you're gonna include games I feel like you would need to mention AVP2 and Dark Descent as well, possibly even Eradication if you're into that sort of thing
Anonymous No.213942854
>>213937401 (OP)
Guess.
Anonymous No.213942901
>>213942627
>Resurrection last.
My nigga. Hate that fucking bullshit.
Anonymous No.213942944 >>213943015
>>213942640
You missed the part where Lambert is also a midwit even after being given intelligence enhancing drugs, whines and freaks out all of the time, can't be around more than 5-6 people without having panic attacks, is on six different kinds of medications, is a failure at jobs assigned, and is on probation and about to be fired for being such a fuckup.
Sounds like a tranny to me.
Anonymous No.213942979
I usually like to watch them both together so I can't really say I like one more than the other
Anonymous No.213942994
>>213939867
Why would you want to conquer a shithole full of annoying shitskins?
Anonymous No.213943015 >>213943099 >>213943437
>>213942944
It's because her son was abducted by aliens before.
Anonymous No.213943099 >>213943123
>>213943015
Anonymous No.213943123 >>213943269
>>213943099
I know you are, but what am I?
Anonymous No.213943144
Alien 3 of course.
Anonymous No.213943147
>>213937401 (OP)
She's so beautiful
Anonymous No.213943195
>>213939675
I really liked the idea of there being these governments and then also a few gigantic monolithic corporations spread between them.

Just having 'corporation as government' loses a lot of nuance.
Anonymous No.213943223
Alien > Aliens > Isolation > Romulus > Prometheus > Alien 3 > Covenant > Resurrection
Anonymous No.213943269
>>213943123
i was the one that clipped the Aliens pic from the 99 DVD of Ripley with her back turned, and then added the bottom Lambert profile originally. Hate to say it, but the 1986 Aliens did make Lambert a tranny.
But.
Cameron also accurately described trannies to the dot, and I like to think he was shitting on them.
"We know they have to be heavily medicated, we know they have mental problems, we know they are not intelligent, but goddamnit, we're trying to give them a place and they STILL can't perform worth a fuck in the most basic of functions."
I almost feel like Cameron was so disgusted by Lambert being such a fuckup woman that he felt retconning Lambert into a tranny was the best plan for explaining just why she was such a whiny fuckup.
Anonymous No.213943437
>>213943015
Kid's fine. He even had a birthday today.
Anonymous No.213943794 >>213944238
>>213937401 (OP)
Alien, and it's not even close. Aliens is far too American, and was the first sign that all was not well with James Cameron.
Anonymous No.213944238
>>213943794
>too American
As if that's possible.
Anonymous No.213944433 >>213944646
>>213937431
based, I like how I can almost smell this movie
Anonymous No.213944646
>>213944433
I imagine it smells like burnt afterbirth
Anonymous No.213944931
>>213939121
the worst shot in Cinema history
Anonymous No.213944978
>>213939924
That alien vr game rogue incursion was pretty decent too. I’m not sure whether the motion controls were either simplified, dumbed down or focussed because somehow the motion controls; how you aim felt claustrophobic. Almost as if it was the equivalent of aiming with a d pad (like that ps1 game? I never played but saw a demo). At one point it nailed the horror aspect maybe too well stumbling into the territory of uh, sadism, or something of the sort. I say this in the case of being relative to every other vr game I’ve played. Hilarious stuff and major props to the devs because, again, it’s a vr game.
Anonymous No.213945171
>>213937401 (OP)
Mostly Aliens, mostly.
Anonymous No.213945192 >>213945214 >>213945252 >>213945335
>>213938408
Explain.
Anonymous No.213945214 >>213945385 >>213947657
>>213945192
turned an unstoppable space demon into a bug
Anonymous No.213945241
>>213937401 (OP)
growing up is realizing that the entire alien franchise sucks
Anonymous No.213945246 >>213947183
>>213939627
There's a prison in Aliens?
Anonymous No.213945252
>>213945192
It's been explained a 100 times already, it was more interesting before it was turned into a humanoid ant.
Anonymous No.213945335
>>213945192
He just hates illegal aliens.
Anonymous No.213945385
>>213945214
It was only 'unstoppable' because they weren't heavily armed. This is self-evident.
Anonymous No.213945410
alien

but I don't want them to remake it over and over
Anonymous No.213945512 >>213946122
snu snu with Vasqez
Anonymous No.213946122 >>213946291
>>213945512
Your children would be jewish
Anonymous No.213946291
>>213946122
and?
Anonymous No.213946581 >>213947593
>>213942655
i think isolation would make a great movie
Anonymous No.213946631
>>213937401 (OP)
Newt's dead lol
Anonymous No.213946652
>>213939867
Not worth conquering. Why do you think Alexander the Great turned around? Fuck that place. Seriously.
Anonymous No.213946820 >>213947629
>they mostly come at night
>mostly
Why does that line make me roll my eyes?
Anonymous No.213947183
>>213945246
3, where Newt died.
Anonymous No.213947593
>>213946581
They took a few good parts for Romulus but left out the best parts. It would be shitty as a movie really. It's already canon and the best part of the Alien seties. Why would it be a shit movie you ask? It loses EVERYTHING that makes it scary and impactful. That comes from you personally having to control the xenomorph and evade it. As well as the working joes. Those many hours of fear and tension on your personally is what makes the experience so impactful. Rather than just sitting back yawning at the idiot on screen getting killed and yelling that you can do better than them.
Anonymous No.213947629
>>213946820
because South Park made it a joke
Anonymous No.213947657
>>213945214
>unstoppable
>skewered by a harpoon gun
Watch the fucking movies instead of trying to pretend to be deep because you watch horrors.
Anonymous No.213947680
>>213937401 (OP)
You're a fucking retard still spamming this shit. Everyone participating is also bland, average, mediocre, disappointing median voter.