>>213941487 >Every day is a gift from... uh a creator, I mean god, like the christian god
No christian speaks about god this way lmfao how do people believe this shit
>>213942263
Sam isn't a christian he's vaguely gnostic and believes christ had some sort of divine presence. I think he knows himself that he has too much hubris to like, go to church or anything like that
>>213940951 > 5 minutes between shitting himself and throwing his soiled underwear at his wife
Does he take 5 minutes to shit or 5 minutes to line up the perfect shot?
>>213942508
indeed he is, but hes just in his "dude *tips fedora* kek!!!" phase that most people grew out of in 2015. as a guy thats renowned for being on the cutting edge, he is weirdly late on all of this shit just like the rest of his 2015 tier /pol/ ideology and philosophy
>>213941455
Comedian, boxer, director, graphic designer, animator, political pundit, online media personality and influencer, inspirational speaker, and many other things I don’t care to mention. What are your skills?
>>213939174 >Sam: "Im the master of trolling bro. No one can understand my level of meta irony! I'm unstoppable!" >"Heh, make a Gorilla nest." >Sam: "F-FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU!"
>>213944432
I read a post that Harland and Sam was a recreation of Chris Moltisanti’s improv acting crashout and I can’t unsee it. Sam is truly pathetic trying to fight his dad on camera and then he’s the one that ends up out of breath kek
>>213944501
He started freaking out after Harland said "tight and ripe" and there are still people who will defend him claiming "he doesn't care about the marky stuff"
>>213942508
I think he's an atheist but leans on some weird spiritual mash of gnosticism and vague christian ideas because playing all sides of the field for his audience is the winning move to keep them calling him based or whatever
>>213943064
To be fair no one is perfect and those might be vices for him.
I don't think it's fair to say someone isn't a true and honest christian just because they outwardly sin.
This isn't a defense of his behavior though, if he wants to be a christian and seen as one, he has to clean up his act.
>>213942960
No shit, the minute you say you're christian anywhere on 4chan you get a legion of seething retards throwing a temper tantrum for daring to make such a statement.
>>213944501
What's the context behind this pic?
I keep seeing this being posted. Some /r9k/ simps wanted to provoke (((Sam)))? What was the result besides some weird pictures?
>>213944868
With Sam it would be funny if he tried to spread Christian teaching to his fans, like have a pastor on his show and turn Fishtank into Bible Camp.
But he's clearly saying that stuff just to posture and meet some "minimum" requirement to get funding or something. Honestly Ive never seen Sam so full of shit since he said his comedy relieves racial tensions.
>>213944925
I think the kids claimed they didn't even know any details about it, they just thought it was another cool meme like "he can't keep getting away with it".
Hence why the bottom text on the shirt says "he can't keep sucking away with it" which makes no sense.
>>213944925
The context is they mog charls the cuck manlet hiding behind them, that nick looks like shit with the chicken legs and would be knocked over by a light breeze, and sam looks like a goofy with no response
>>213945283
harland is unironically forgotten after sam gave him a nice boost. meanwhile, nick fuentes and sam are achieving superstar status and netanyahu himself is seething and kvetching about their influence.
>>213945323 >>213945418
What makes you think I care about Harland. He did his duty, exposing Sam as a fraudulent insecure baby man.
You remind me of those retards that think bringing up that Sam groomed and sodomized that 16yo fan is "simping" for her lol.
>>213945459
why did you schizophrenically attach that image to your post as if it bears any relevance to discussion itt or adds anything to your gay post? sam will always be based for standing up to ZOG and that's that. begone, bedeviled egg!
>>213945458
Same, got scammed buying the fishtank S1 season pass and I've been paying for his gumroad forever despite him uploading everything to youtube, and now he wants $30 for what amounts to a low budget comedy movie?
>>213941455
he's unironically a really good graphic designer no cap
all the world peace interludes were made by him and imo those were the most memorable part of the show
>>213945564 >all the world peace interludes were made by him and imo those were the most memorable
they were not, he outsourced the motion graphics to another studio
>>213945579 >>213945588
sam publicly, overtly opposed mass immigration into white countries&societies way before people were confident enough to do so and that is simply based en rougepillede
>>213945645
This is a lie too, Sam overtly opposed mass immigration because he saw how popular Trump was getting on /pol/ and he wanted a piece of that action.
>>213945645
No, in fact he never did that "overtly", he always did it in such a way that he could claim it was a joke afterwards.
Not saying he doesn't oppose mass immigration but he always looked out for himself first.
>>213945689
i didn't save the fb post where he made his stance clear and i don`t have access to glowpedo internet archives like you so i dont recall the date. Trump is oviously kosher af thoughie and would never say the things Sam says... so copie cope little pedobug
>>213945745
Weinstein is unironically the lest predatory in this image, he literally only fucked adult actresses in exchange for movie roles that they made sometimes hundreds of millions from.
>>213945776
You're the one that's coping dude
Sam has always been a shapeshifting slimeball, before trump came along Sam presented himself as a lolbert
Who knows what Sam actually believes, judging by that MMA guy trying lecture him on the same podcast that Sam faked his Christianity, Sam isn't very invested in his beliefs because he could barely articulate them when he was challenged.
>>213945645 >Rabbi explains that he doesn't understand his own folklore
What part of the Golem makes him think that making an uncontrollable weapon is a good idea? God makes their foreheads hard and their necks stiff, a Synagogue of Satan.
>>213945855
not having much luck searching in the publicly accessible archives for sam's fb post so we can confirm the date it was posted... but his gemerald magnum opus TED talk lets us know where he stands.
he could articulate his beliefs, his beliefs are the beliefs of all sane White people and their ancestors: "no mass immigration of brownoids into our nations". not much to ask is it?
>>213945459 >bringing up that Sam groomed and sodomized that 16yo fan is "simping" for her
Because it usually is you idiot.
That entire movement started on /r9k/. Marky was an ewhore that hung out on that board. Then same went and preyed on her because he could, proceeded to insult /r9k/ and their gay blackpill crybaby ideology, so they collectively turned on him and have been seething ever since.
Only weirdo leftists and homosexuals latched on thereafter because they hated Sam to begin with.
>>213945941
Nobody cares about Marky anymore more, people bring her up specifically because it gets under Sam's skin. No other reason. >>213945936
The Ted Talk wasn't even written by Sam, it was mostly sourced from /pol/ and his facebook followers and other people. James Price confirmed this recently.
>>213945941 >their gay blackpill crybaby ideology
Sam literally cried to her parents when she dumped him, he also threatened to get a janitor gig at her high school (kek)
Sam is /r9k/ which is why his right hand man is Hack_blastard.
>>213945941 >Only weirdo leftists and homosexuals latched on thereafter because they hated Sam to begin with.
insane cope from someone who clearly just found out who sam hyde is
>>213945993
He has sex with a 16 year old.
The same people that seethe at him over this are mad they couldn't do it themselves. >>213946006
I don't follow this sam stuff much at all. Only here because you idiots cannot shut the hell up about that milqtoast podcast he was on.
Can you point out where mentioning marky gets under his skin?
>>213945974
I'm confident the recent Sam Hyde hate from all over the place stems from Fishtank, Jet purposely tries to piss off the audience (Sams fans) every chance he gets, there's only so much a fanbase can take before they start lashing out.
>>213946041
I've been on this website since 06 and knew about sam since before he got his big break with the Ted talk.
No one is coping anything. I'm telling it as it is.
>>213946096 >The same people that seethe at him over this are mad they couldn't do it themselves.
maybe you're just projecting and every Sam Hyde defender wants to fuck children too, personally I like older women.
>>213946024 >A few months AFTER Trump declared he was running and around the time he was starting to make waves with his positions and debate appearances.
Sam was totally not jumping on a bandwagon to win /pol/'s favor. I accept your concession.
>>213946006 >The Ted Talk wasn't even written by Sam, it was mostly sourced from /pol/ and his facebook followers and other people.
he compiled the material and got into the fucking TEDx venue and took a big fat shit on their cosmopolitan pig noses. He/his team had the wherewithal to make that all happen and go so swimmingly, and that is laudable.
>>213946096 > He has sex with a 16 year old. >The same people that seethe at him over this are mad they couldn't do it themselves.
No we aren’t all pedo rapists like you grooming a 15 year old girl for years online when you’re 31
>>213946144
Personally I like them as young and chaste as I'm legally allowed (18 years old last I checked). At the same time, most 18 year olds are not ready to settle down to have kids, so early 20s is what I go for.
>>213946148
so you're saying sam wouldn't have been brave enough to say the things he said (that Trump would never say because he's koshermaxxing) if Trump hadn't been running for a few months?
>>213946096 >Can you point out where mentioning marky gets under his skin?
>Banned all mention of Marky on the mde reddit >Bans all mention of Marky on Fishtank TTS >Bans all mention of Marky on his streams >Got Soph's entire Channel banned because she made a video proving he did it >Mass reported a viral marky tweet to get it labeled as NSFW to keep it from spreading further >Almost punched a bunch of zoomers that showed up with Marky shirts at a meet and greet >Harland's "tight and ripe" comment is likely what set Sam off because he thought he was referencing Marky
>>213946169
I'm not even suggesting you're in the cohort of /r9k/ simps mad over not being able to groom marky into their oneitis. I'm just saying that was the origin of the entire movement to begin with.
You're likely just hopping on the bandwagon because it's ammunition against Sam. Maybe you hate his politics, I don't know what it is really not do I really care.
>>213946209
Im saying he would have gone to /pol/, read the room so to speak, and shapeshifted into whatever was popular there to win them over. That's how Sam markets himself. Whatever is trending on /pol/, he adopts. Why do you think he had Nick Fuentes on recently?
>>213946188
Sounds like projecting to me.
When did I defend anything sam has done or said? You just make an assumption I'm some sammy wammie paypig.
I can criticize the gay marky temper tantrum while simultaneously not give a shit about sam and also agree with you that he hasn't been funny in a long while.
>>213946284
If it was pure grifting, why adopt the most edgy stance that auto-disqualifies you from the mainstream?
Don’t misunderstand me. Sam is a businessman first so there is always a degree of “grift” (i.e., monetizing) anything he does. But he is obviously also a true believer. If it was just about the money, he would have gone the Hasan Piker route.
>>213946390
Because he's making more money than anyone on SNL for example by being a "canceled comedian" needing the help of the people to fight the power.
>>213946434
But it's not legal to transport an underage girl across state lines with the intent to have sex with her in a legal state, which is what he did, which you would know if you weren't a newfriend.
>>213946169
Tbf, aoc laws are weird and are only getting weirder with every passing year.
We've gotten to the point that age gaps of more than 2-3 years is pedophilia grooming.
>>213946405
Are these insane letters that sam sent to an underage girl brainwashing her into leaving her mother and father and running away with him also fabricated by r9k?
>>213946560
He doesn't have good taste in anything, his taste in videogames and movies are just "stuff I watched and played when my dad was still around" which is pretty sad. >>213946579
Nobody in this thread has claimed Extreme Peace didn't make a lot of money, you're making up a person in your head to argue against just to move goalposts?
>>213946560
Oh nah, sam you drove by her parents house at night? If some 31 year old creep is stalking my 15 year old girl outside my house I would blast him
>>213946513
Fabricated?
Anon what are you even blubbering about?
I said that the whole defend marky thing originated from seething niggerpill ewhore simps on /r9k/. Whether or not sam is a groomer isn't what I'm even talking about.
You seem hell bent on proving he is a groomer though. Carry on, I have no skin in this game.
>>213946683
Anything Sam wont address is true, for instance he'll never talk about getting raped by Harland. >>213946730
Taking pocket change from fans while being a multi-millionaire with a stable income is jewish behaviour, only true scum like Ethan Klein does that with a net worth of 100mil.
>>213946730
How dare he profit off of saying right winged talking points. Those views need to stay hidden on /pol/ containment board because if it isn't in the sekret klub then it's a jewish glownigger operation
>>213946840
Yes.
We need to accelerate extreme far left politics until the entire world is Sodom 2.0. Because anything but that end state is a glownigger jewish conspiracy
>>213945799 >drugs a 13 year old and sodomizes her >molests and fucks his adopted underage adopted daughter, then later marries her >anally fucks a confused 15 year old fan >fucks little boys >traffics underage girls to his own personal island for the rich and powerful
>....does a mutually beneficial exchange: sex with adult actresses in exchange for giving them a big break. now spends his time rotting away from cancer in a dank cell with bugs crawling all around him.
>>213946938
this interested me but im not turning up anything at all about cosby having over a hundred kids or anything close, anon. can you provide some corroboration
>>213945588 >at least Fuentes can't even get bank service.
You think all the superchats he gets are in cash sent by a pidgeon? How the fuck are you this gullible?
