Thread 213938433

So if they're not racist and everyone's cousins, wouldn't everyone in the vault be the same mix after all those years?

>>213938433 (OP)
>the diabetes vault experiment

Perfect sheltered vault goober.

>a post-apocalyptic world where people struggle to survive
>fat mutt who can't defend himself
???

>>213938433 (OP)
i fucking hate this genre of Americans
>Ugly , fat ,low iq, probably gay, always has the most retarded opinion

>>213938433 (OP)
VaultBuck experiment

>>213938488
Why would VaultTec want every American to become race-mixed?

>>213938662
I think they were more concerned with mutant mix

>>213938750
BTFO

>>213938553
you only struggle if you leave the vault which most of them never do. OUUU im gonna go play

It's great to see so much anticipation for season two. If it delivers /tv/ will be blasted out so much more than it was for season one. I'm looking forward to the threads more than the show.

>>213938433 (OP)
I know TV fantasy drama and all but he would be the first to be culled. Food resources. Unsustainable.

Imagine being an actor and having your career based on being a fat guy. Eventually you just meet the James Gandolfini end.

>>213938813
That’s a full Farley, formerly Blutoed.

>>213938813
The world is a stage
We all play our role

>>213938873
He's a buck

>>213938433 (OP)
Why is everyone ugly in this show? The only pretty ones are Lucy, her cuck cousin, and the hot blonde.

>>213938488
Why is /tv/ so suseptible to race mixing propaganda. Anything with race mixing in it, they will defend to their dying breath. Are they all cücks?

>>213938898
broken

>>213938433 (OP)
and? they have corn, cows and fields of wheat and corn, its surprising more of them aren't fat fucks

>>213938488
no because they trade people with the other vault to avoid that exact problem, wtf? its a major plot point

>>213938900
Joollywood propaganda

>>213938433 (OP)
this is what AI generates when you input american census data

>>213938433 (OP)
>vault dwellers can't season dey food

>>213938433 (OP)
Is this from severance?

>>213938944
What vault are you from Gary?

>>213938433 (OP)
He's

>>213938433 (OP)
This is what the average fallout fan started looking like after fallout 4. They see this fat nasal sounding neckbeard in the show being the cool comedic relief yet grounded character with mild power in the vault and feel like they are represented as giga chads

>>213938433 (OP)

Smoothbrained viewers still don't realize that these abominations exist as a Vault-Tec experiment or did you forget that they need to unfreeze a strong white leader from the Vault next door to be their overseer? First it was Agent Cooper and now it's this QT.

>>213938433 (OP)
He's a fat fuck, but I think it was fallout 4 where there was a functional vault and the people in it were noticeably fatter than outsiders. Too many sweetrolls probably.

>>213938433 (OP)
I still haven’t watched a single episode. I saw the first trailer and just knew I didn’t want to watch it. Is it as bad as it looks?

>>213939278
Severance the TV show? Yes

>>213939370
It’s tolerable unless you’re a turbo autismo. The sets look good and the ghoul is kino. Campy violence. 6.5/10

>>213939370
It’s pretty terrible all around but there are funny moments here and there. If you care at all about the lore or integrity of the franchise you’ll hate it. It’s a good “turn your brain off completely” show and I found it enjoyable to watch while drunk. Watching sober was excruciating.

>>213938900
Hiring ugly actors is the new norm so that average Americans can relate to the characters on screen.

>>213938515
That would be an interesting premise, a vault where you make the dwellers as fat as humanly possible. They could all get around on mobility scooters like in Wall-e. Then suddenly you open the vault after like a century and see what happens. Or just suddenly irreparably shut off the food systems so they quickly run out of food and see what happens. Maybe there could be a bunch of robots producing food and they all deactivate except one so they end up on starvation diets. Or shut down the device that charges their scooters and tell them a neighboring vault five miles away has a spare.

>>213939370
Yes. I tried to go in with an open mind, but it was shit. If your wanna see the "good" parts of the show just play the games and look at the guns.

>>213938433 (OP)
There's something especially disgusting about this guy, he's not only fat he looks like he's about to burst.

>>213939451
YESSS! Omg that would be so cool! And then they could show the kids getting fat and then there could be a fat cult where they worship food and radiation and then there could be robot doctors spreading anti-thin propaganda like smoking ads of the 50’s!!!! Did I mention showing the kids fat?? I really want to see those tubby kiddos :)) Just cause that would be funny!!!

>>213939429
>>213939433
Unfortunately I am pretty die hard with the fallout lore. Every little detail would drive me crazy. And that’s what annoyed me about the show in the first place, nobody on the entire set cares about the games. Broke nerds on YouTube make better animations and scam projects on fallout. It’s wild that Amazon can sink billions into a show and just not give a shit.

>>213939451
I believe this was a canon vault. The vault was filled with cola and snack cakes. Then after a year or so it ran out, or forced them to leave or something. After making them dependent and soft with additive snack foods.

>>213939722
You wouldn’t like it. It’s IPslop.

>>213938433 (OP)
he was actually kino. I liked him. and the foxy blonde eyepatch broad too -- wew

Dylan G is fat and gross.

>>213939793
I don’t like to say this often, it’s usually overused, but it’s Reddit slop. I use Reddit lightly and lately the fallout page is just exploding with surface level fallout 4/76 players shooting their goo over the show. The blind praise for the most basic fan service is wild.
>OMG I SAW A NUKA BOTTLE, ITS JUST LIKE THE 14 BOTTLES I BOUGHT ON ETSY
>is that the BROTHERHOOD?!?! OMG
>my favorite scene is the *extremely generic dialogue where someone name drops the most recognizable names in the series* and it has no actual bearing on the show
It’s just so hard to see because I know studios cater to the loudest voices, and retards on social media are the loudest voice these days because they have nothing better to do.

Why is there no obese people in fallout games? You can't walk 5 feet without tripping over a consumable, it can't be hard to find someone who eats in caloric excess.

>>213939757
I'm imagining the player character comes across some bandits, or maybe super mutants. They've captured two fatties who were sent to waddle to the vault with the scooter chip. You can rescue them or choose not to.
If you choose not to they kill one and cook and eat it while the other is forced to watch. Again you have the option to rescue the remaining fatty.
If you don't, he gets deep fried alive in the fat that rendered out of the first one. They've got a chain to hang him by his wrists and lower him into the grease feet first.

When you finally find their vault a football field length's away, it turns out the fatties had body cameras on them and their compatriots watched the whole thing.

>>213938750
Kek

>>213938433 (OP)
anyone have the gif of the vaultcuck looking through the peephole?

>>213939989
There are only two fat men in Fallout and they are both good.

>>213940039
Post something disgusting for him to react to and I will

>>213939989
>consumables in a settlement area are usually in shops or casinos where you aren’t supposed to take it
>consumables outside settlements in the wastes are considered to be in areas too dangerous for the average settler
You have to remember the main character in each game is supposed to be a mad max level badass. The main character can go anywhere because he has the guns and skills to fight off whatever he finds. While the average wastelander is poor, wears scraps from clothes, and only armed with a basic weapon with 5 bullets. While we can wonder the wastes it is expected that settlers never stray far from home.

>>213940186
FUCK I thought this was lost to time. I swear this was a post I came across naturally and it was never documented. What a blast from the past. I think I even responded to it back then. Every time I play 3 and wonder into little Lamplight I get a shiver down my spine.

What the fuck do Vault Dwellers eat? How do they get so fat

>>213940361
Pre war stockpiling was next level. Atomic war paranoia sparked a massive stock pile bunker culture pre war, so there are still tons and tons of leftover preserved pre war canned goods. And vaults would be at the peak of stockpile orders.

>>213940361
corn syrup and onions

>>213940424
No he meant in fallout, not real life

FAT FUCK

>>213940361
>what do they eat?
Nothing, same as Megaton. They only need water
Just checked the entire vault to prove it

>>213940502
Fallout 1 & 2 looked so kino

>>213941024
And they will always be there when we want them
No nuslop will change that

>>213941074
Were the vaults segregated?

>>213941074
:^)

>>213941140
Only the good ones

>>213941140
No, not unless the experimental parameters demanded they be.

>>213941024
they did. but specifically Fallout 2 was even more 'memberberries and "fun" easter eggs than Bethesdas Fallout games

>>213941369
What is F2 was memberberries?

>>213941311
Buck Breaking

>>213941389
here the memberberries list, so long you can scroll through an entire 8h work day

>>213941389
>>213941442
https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/Fallout_2_cultural_references

>>213941442
you are a retard that thinks references and jokes are member berries

>>213941395
>bandits break into a vault
>white dwellers have enslaved the black ones
>they enforce their hierarchy through buck breaking
>"FRESH MEAT" the bandits hear
>instantly they get buck broken to death

>>213938433 (OP)
He's a vault dweller. So?

>>213941466
Ah, the legion vault. Rare find

Why is he on so much shit?

>>213938750
>ywn have a foxfu coworker to offer free BJs
Y live?

So is this show cancelled or are we getting a new season?

>>213941524
Obese people won't exist at the end of the world.

Isn't he the nigga from that office show?

>>213938433 (OP)
>Food has to be measured to ensure long time survival while in a closed space
>This fat fuck is depleting the inventory

VaultTec is evil for creating this

>>213941626

Fat americans genuinely believe eating a lot doesn't cause obesity. Caloric intake is a conspiracy theory to these sub humans.

>>213938433 (OP)
This just reminds me how horrible Severance season 2 turned out to be

>>213938488
There's no such thing as racism.

what a stinky, nigger thread this is.
good thing most of you are indians and Brazilians, ew.
enjoy your slop.

>>213938433 (OP)
average muttmerican in 2025

>>213941944
Where is his body?

>>213938433 (OP)
He looks like a normal guy probably looks like most of you.

>>213938750
he's literally me frfr

>>213941988
Is it bad? My buddy begged me to watch season 1 and I thought that was fucking trash too. Ending every single episode on a mini-cliffhanger is the most gay and uncreative thing you can do. I watched the first episode of s.2 and just stopped. I assumed they just end that season on another bullshit cliffhanger as well.

Severance is reddit trash

>>213939332
cute moles

>>213938433 (OP)
Post that cgi-laden 'action scene' with this fat fuck

I couldn't figure out how anyone who played the games liked this trash. Then I realized no one who played the games actually watched it, the audience is entirely just "general audiences".

>>213942755
This show's fans probably just played Fallout Shelter at most

I'm rewatching the series and ooooommmmggggg itsssss sooooo sloooooowwwwwww, like every shot is twice as long as it needs to be. It's like they didn't have enough content for a whole season but decided to go for it anyway.

>>213941988
It was disappointing. The first season had SO much mystery to it. Making us ask
>what’s in the other rooms?
>why were they so scared of them having those cards with fighting moves on it?
>what was up with the whole “revolt” of the previous team causing a bloodbath?
>what do the computers do?
>who is in charge?
Turns out it’s all lame. All the powerful people in charge are just lame bureaucrats with no real power. The other rooms are weird and lame with no real bearing on the story. Just weirdos with goats. The computers are just weird ways to reprogram one person. All the fan theories were miles ahead of the show. And I realized the first season was good on accident. Because every episode of season 2 was ungodly slow and pointless. Constantly building up only to reveal nothing.

>>213942755
It’s all the players that played ONLY 4 and 76. It’s all the childless Disney adults that also consuuuuumed all the baby yoda merchandise. They are the target audience. Mindless drones who can barely get through a 30 minute show without constantly being on their phones.

kino

>>213938433 (OP)
>Fallout 56

>SPECIES: Vault Dweller
>SCIENTIFIC NAME: Mulatto Nukacolensis
>HABITAT: A hole in the ground
>SKIN TONE: Color of shit
>ANCESTRY: Unknown from centuries of miscegination
>EYE COLOR: Darker than coal
>HEIGHT: 2 Feet tall
>WEIGHT: Heavier than a mammoth
>DIET: Nuka-Cola, soi, corn syrup and radioactive bugs
>COMMON PHRASES: "Whiter than you muttie!" "If you hate our vaults you are just a salty rotskin!"
>PRECAUTIONS TO TAKE IF IN CONTACT WITH A DWELLER: Brutal torture and execution
TOTAL DWELLER DEATH

>>213943095
>Recently deceased
>cause of death: run over by a large Brahmin traders freight wagon
>note: wagon was only traveling an average of 4-6 mph and vault dweller stood in the middle of the road staring at the cart coming at him, psychologists have been contracted to try to explain this phenomenon. Study is still on going

>>213943155
>the Brahmin traders then confused him for a pile of shit and then ate him

>>213938944
You are so brown you can't understand.

>>213943203
>the body was found half eaten and sexually violated
>body was then transported to the police outpost where it was reported to be subject to further sexual violations

I thought the BoS didn't tolerate abominations

>>213943271
She's the local cumdump

How can fat people look at themselves in the mirror and continue being so fat?

>>213939084
lmao anon, none of those posters actually watch tv shows, they just post race mixing fantasies here instead

>>213940186
jesus fuck

>>213938488
lol it's only been like 200 years anon, nowhere near enough time for that level of inbreeding or phenotypic averaging to occur

>>213940186
I hate pedos

>>213943271
The moustache was a bit over the top

>>213943386
You know there are people who truly don't care about their social status, right?

>>213943242
kek

>>213939896
did he die?

>>213938488
>where da burgers at?

Dios mio...

>>213942755
Normoids don't play Fallout

>>213938433 (OP)
getting real tired of seeing this american specimen literally everywhere.

>>213944446
That's racist

Peak American

>>213938433 (OP)
He looks muslim

>>213942886
QRD?
What happens during S2

reminds me of this nigga

>>213944478
might be racist, but am i wrong

>>213944478
So what?

>>213944648
Don’t remember much honestly, it was a while ago and didn’t leave a lasting impression. I just remember a lot of exposition episodes going through their childhood and background info. And it’s all boring as FUCK. Then each episode would pretend the tension was building to another big “reveal” only to be very mid. It took the whole season to move the plot 2 days.

>>213945186
So what the hell are people looking forward to in the third season?

>>213945260
That’s a good question. Some sad attempt to rescue mark from the office.

Why do they keep him in the vault? He's gonna eat up all of their food

Fat pig

>>213938488
Wait, frog waifu kissed a black guy? NOOOOOOO

>>213940074
>>213940502
Why did they abandon this creepy aesthetic with generic apocalypse shit after Bethesda took over?

>>213946373
They tried to incorporate wacky elements from BoS, but left out the sexy women

>>213946567
Fuck feminists

>>213946597
Fuck feminists indeed

>>213946373
bethesda cant into aesthetics. or good writing. this becomes painfully apparent when you see a faithful recreation of f1/f2 art style in FPV. they just wanted to do generic mad max post apoc and it happened that fallout IP was up for sale at the time. because of the hilariously awful management had run the company, Interplay, into effective bankruptcy

>>213947091
>because of the hilariously awful management had run the company, Interplay, into effective bankruptcy
QRD?

>>213938488
Have you not played fallout? They get to choose how they look when they are born

>>213946220
she straight up asked him to fuck her and he said no lol

>>213943219
>heh *snorts* you hate racemixing and racemixers because you are akchually le brown yourself heh
yeah sure because obviously browns love their poop skin and poop eyes so much they dont want to lose it

>>213939989
Because all the human models are made in the character creator, having a realistic Great Big Fat Person would require making a new model, bethesda is too lazy for that.

>>213947464
Sounds fucking grim

>>213938433 (OP)
He is so fat and out of shape his face is swallowing his face.

peak mutt

>>213948301
You don't have to introduce yourself before posting here, sport. It's not that kind of website.

I like this actor. he is comfy and humorous

>>213938750
Who is that actress?

>>213938750
>i can perform fellatio except for fat mutts

>>213938553
>a post-apocalyptic world where food is rationed and everything, even vaults, has a limited supply of resources
>it's literally the plot of the first fucking game
>this asshole is still a 500 lb butterball

>>213946567
BoS isn't canon, big dawg

>>213948749
>starving?

>>213941024
Looking like Battleship, the board game.

>>213948792
Why?

>>213943271
Imagine uppercutting this mentally ill creature with a power fist while wearing a stealth boy and having Bloody Mess equipped.

>>213948828
Why was he supposed to be the bad guy i'm this scene? He was right

>>213948853
Bethesda doesn't know it exists.

>>213948888
>Bethesda doesn't know it exists.
That proves it's canon

>>213948749
They probably only saved ultra-processed goyslop in that vault

>>213938433 (OP)
He was in a Sarah Gadon kino

>>213938433 (OP)
>something something GET THAT JELLY MOLD OUTTA HERE
Aparently Vault Tec also specializes in goyslop. Though tbf I think that was shown in Fallout 4 too

>>213949003
He probably raped her while she was in the bathroom

>>213938433 (OP)
Vault dwellers eatin good.

Imagine being a member of the Brotherhood of Steel, spending your entire life fighting in a harsh enviroment and only reproducing with your kin. Then one day you decide to visit the vaults and you're assaulted by this ugly goblin face.
WYYD?
>captcha: S44R

>>213949733
Well the guy who was from the BoS in the show looks just as ugly as Dylan so he probably doesn't care.

>>213949896
Isn't the BoS supposed to be a faction for elite soldiers? Why would they let in random mutts in

>>213949677
WOW......super mutant looks like that??????????

>>213943095
Imagine having worse genetics than the fucking Master.

>>213950060
It's a faction of normal soldiers who deserted in 2077. They don't let outsiders in and after 2 centuries they would either all be mutts or would have no mutts at all.

nearly every actor in this show looks dysgenic

>>213950417
Holy shit, he went crazy

>>213950930
>CEO of BBC

>>213938750
Damn maybe I should watch that show after all

>>213938433 (OP)
Did you even play Fallout 1?
>>213940074
Gizmo my beloved

>>213940074
He looks like a nice fella

>>213947256
Brian Fargo was too busy snorting coke and abusing his staff instead of being a leader and running his company properly.

>>213951062
Gizmo was not a vault dweller on a strictly rationed diet. He was the owner of a successful casino. He could eat all he wanted.
No, the unarmed player character was not fat.

>>213940186
This is a fucking stunt to make fallout 3 shills look bad, I swear a new vegas fucker is behind this

>>213951285
But that post is the only thing that makes Fallout 3 shills look good.

>>213938488
yes. they would all be white

>>213948445
Dichen Lachman

>>213951357
Average American

is it kie sarr or see zer?

>>213940186
lol

>>213951457
Tseh-zar

>>213951457
KAISER

What's his race?

>>213951062
>bringing up fallout 1 in relation to this shit show
For fucking shame.

He should get killed and raped to death

>>213950417
Damn, is the whole show like this?

>>213938488
Realistically they'd all be mongrelized to hell

>>213948749
Modern Fallout is cartoonish as hell so it doesn't matter at all that they're in a post-apocalyptic setting

>>213938873
yes.

el ogro de las americas...

>>213938433 (OP)
Are vaults really large enough to be a self sustainable closed ecosystem?

>>213953022
They need outside energy, so no.

>>213953066
Wouldn't they get radiation?

>>213953088
From geothermal sources and pre-war uranium stockpiles?

Will it show up?

This nigga looks zesty, do you think he's gay?

>>213940361
liver and onions

>>213939405
lol

>>213938433 (OP)
the casting in this was excellent though, the actors looked like the plastic potato NPCs of FO1+2

>>213953832
Kek

Vault Tec truly is evil.

>>213940186
why would you be attracted to the ugly-ass kids from Fallout 3?

>>213953832
Cooper being casted I thought was perfect too. He just has that optimistic americana look that fits Fallout

built for buck breaking

>>213954763
>that optimistic americana look that fits Fallout

>>213954763
More like pessimistic weimericana look

>>213950417
He's literally me except i'm not fat and brown

>>213948749
it does make sense in the context of the story though, they were doing all sorts of psyops on certain vaults like testing how the human will adapt or survive to certain stimuli. so it is perfectly reasonable to let them become fat on carbs rather than fit on protein, and see if perhaps their minds are happier and more comfortable. in the show though, it doesnt really represent that idea well enough or at all. hes a generic fatass surrounded by skinnyfat/fit people.
but what im saying is, your premise that
>every vault is full of the best of the best, fit, capable people
is completely wrong, the reason the games are even fun, is because the vaults that failed/had severe consequences are microcosms of psychological theories playing out.
>we made this vault vote for who would have to be cast out into the wasteland every month, how do they handle it, lets observe

>>213938433 (OP)
Ugly fat disgusting blobnigger animal

>>213955881
shut up ahmed

>>213942886
I only needed to barely watch 1 episode of season 2 to know it was going to suck, but season 1 was good.

>>213938750
literally me

>>213949677
who's the artist?

>>213944221
How the fuck did the BoS fail to shoot this lard of mass?

This fat fuck should've been executed in front of the camera

Zach Cherry is brown and he should die
>captcha: ND4TND

>>213939210
shut up european ahmed

>>213954763
Since when does Fallout have an "optimistic Americana" look? I thought it had a gritty look

>>213939405
HOLY FUCK I DIDN'T NOTICE THAT

>>213938433 (OP)
He looks so fat and ugly, why the fuck did they pick him as a character?

el mulatto de las americas...

>>213938553
erm, go learn some media literacy CHUD

>>213938433 (OP)
Did he eat the other vault dwellers?

>>213939126
>jewlywood
Why do you infantilize the spelling of that word with 'joo'

>>213958183
It sounds funny
Joo

>>213958249
WTF is this real? Who wants to watch this fat mulatto having sex?

>>213958120
Yeah, ever wonder why the vault is so empty in the show?

>>213958276

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6518270/characters/nm7100086/

>>213958547
Absolutely Jewish film

>>213947091
I love New Vegas and have a love/hate relationship with 3 and 4 but the horror elements in all three of those games only give me a taste of the type of fallout I imagined.

He is the kino that saved Fallout

I found an onlyfans thot who looks almost exactly like Ella Purnell or whatever her name is the other day.

>>213951285
Post is from 2009, New Vegas wasn't even out yet