Thread 213939539

Any documentaries about the femcel phenomena?

>>213939539 (OP)
She is actually cute.

>>213939539 (OP)
is that brie?

>>213939539 (OP)
what do you need to discuss about a mindless platformer?

>>213940007
She is a huge nintendork.

They aren't femcels. They're just chadless or scorned from alpha-widowing

>>213940007
Pauline

>documentaries
probably not
there are femcel movies though

>>213939539 (OP)

Imagine playing Mario Kart against Brie with sexual favour bets on the line with every race!

>>213939590
yes

who wants some pizza roles
contact Brie Larson on her web zone if you want some pizza rolls

>>213940022

True and unlike others she's not pretending.

>>213939539 (OP)
>femcel
Oxymoron, getting laid as a woman takes no skill or effort

>>213940104
>you will never sit on the sofa as Brie lays perpendicular and cockwarms you while you race each other in Mario Kart
why even live bros?

>>213939539 (OP)
Brie if you’re reading this, I’ll be your perfect husband. I’m extremely handsome, funny, intelligent, creative, fit, and financially independent (homeowner + fancy car), and against all odds not slutty or promiscuous at all (due to trauma related to being molested by an older girl/woman when I was a little boy, see also my earlier point of me being extremely handsome). I’m not only willing to be your perfect husband but I CAN actually be your perfect husband. I highly doubt anyone else on earth could be a better and more loving and dedicated and fun husband for you.

>>213940442
fuck off, loser, she's mine

>>213940850
What a gamer

>>213939539 (OP)
No such thing.

>>213940872
i can fix her

>>213940899
how

>>213940104
Those feet are disgusting

WTF is a femcel exactly?

>>213940966
beatings

>>213940931
>what it's like without a little Boyega in your life

>>213939539 (OP)
i have a feeling she doesn't *really* want to discuss donkey kong bananza

>>213941020
it's pretty crazy how much ballet fucks up your feet

>>213940173
damn this bitch is ancient

wtf I love Brie Larson now

>>213940872
this is the average male experience except there's no easy fix like this women has been offered countless times

>>213940872
>it's really hurts
Maybe learn how to speak a language before you leave the house.

>>213940104
hot

respect brianne
celebrate brianne
cherish brianne
protect brianne
love brianne

>>213941175
35 isn't that old you zoomer retard

>>213941069
How would that solve any of her problems?

>>213941417
She's a fossil for an actress

>>213939539 (OP)
>please reply

>>213941232
You've become smarter and sophisticated about women. Many such cases.

>>213941020
For the love of god we should hire someone to put her out of her misery

>>213940872
No pity for incels and femcels
Their own actions lead them to this state

>>213939539 (OP)
grim

>>213941175
>He didn't have a GBA SP
You need to be 30+ to post here

>>213940022
She’s a paid marketer.

>>213942219
Ah yes,let's pay this multi millionaire to post on 4chin to a bunch of poor fags.

>>213940022
So? What's the conversation?
>dude the bit where you jump up and get the banana, sick

>>213941385
ignore brie

>>213941051
99% of the time it's a woman with insane standards, as in like need prospective partners to literally be the fictional YA novel character she's in love with
The other 1% is probably burn victims, retards, women born with deformities like those ones with their skin inside out, and even one of those got knocked up and had a kid a few years ago

>>213940173
Damn she used to be such a catch

there is no such thing as a femcel

every girl I met that ran the "I'm lonely and awkward teehee" scam always had several social circles and hundred followers on socials and definitely a string of exboyfriends

they just keep saying this shit because it lures in the dumb simps

>>213941051
An unmarried and/or sexless woman.

brianne is diverse

>>213941051
a soon to be spinster

>>213940104
If I win I get to give her a foot massage with my tongue

>>213941425
If your face hurts you won’t feel the pain in your chest.

>>213939539 (OP)
Femcels are holding out for a married man.

>>213939539 (OP)
That breakup really fucked with her brain.

>>213939563
She indeed is. She's also a good actress. She just has personality issues, and it doesn't help that Disney and fans blame her for a shitty "Black girl magic" Marvels movie that she had no control over.

>>213941385
>tfw no autistic Brie gf

>>213940966
Swinging

>>213940184
Women want commitment.
Sex with many partners is a male fantasy.

>>213941051
Just think of it like a fat-tittied badger. Most guys know to stay away from it, even if the titties are tier one. But, some guys only think with their peckahs. They get lured by the sweater meat and dick down that critter, only to quickly wind up regretting it.

>>213939539 (OP)
I just feel sorry for her at this point.

>>213940931
This. Now post her nyloned smelly soles

>>213943110
Why?

>>213943234
Something sad about women who are all alone, like a painting that no one looks at.

>>213942513
Where can one find a Fallen Brie?
How can one seduce a Fallen Brie?

>>213940442
Did Brie contact him yet?

>>213940850
Her eyes are shining in this pic. She really loves Nintendo.

>>213941180
brown

>>213940077
>middle of poster
>last billed

>>213941385
cute

>>213942648
Mandatory tetanus shot and a week on strong antibiotics.

>>213941385
i do

>>213943893
Imagine playing Hogwarts Legacy on the Switch lol

brie is a good person

>>213943351
But she's not. She has a lot of friends and an Aryan boyfriend who looks like Gosling in his prime.

>>213943952
as opposed to

>>213939539 (OP)
God she looks haggard and beaten
She’ll never be an A lister again

>>213944182
give me a footjob with her huge soles

>>213942948
>Sex with many partners is a male fantasy.
and a female reality.

>>213944153
Who is the “prime gosling” dude here? The gayer diego luna lookalike or the bald dude with glasses?
This also looks like one of those SF late 20s “adulting” parties millennials used to throw for themselves before zoomers and existential dread drove them all from Instagram

>>213944153
aryan yes
boyfriend no

same energy.

>>213941385
Bully Brianne.

>>213944354
Wtf… you can’t say that

>>213941581
the maymay says "pls respond" newfag

>>213944405
She makes these threads specifically to be bullied by us so she obviously likes it.

>>213944468
Maybe you’re onto something…

>>213944310
Well, you know, think about glasses too. Maybe some meds also.

>>213941385
I too miss being a child where getting excited over a shiny new toy was normal

>>213944529
>faceblind retard telling others about glasses
This is her boyfriend and he looks like prime Jacob Pitts

>>213944642
She dated non whites including poojeets in the past and bragged about it on reddit several years back so she's dumpster trash

>>213944642
I see, meds are definitely needed.

>>213941264
>40f
there is no longer any fix

>>213944659
Wtf is happening here? Is she wanking to Wagner's overtures?

>>213944786
do you not?

>>213939539 (OP)
Realizing she has been psyopsed into the girl boss thing and being alone and childless at 35 must drive her crazy. Plus her carrer is basically dead...

>>213944724
You make these threads here because you know this board hates her
I suggest Zoloft, Ritalin, and a massive infusion of touching grass to be taken daily during the times you would usually post b8
Also wegovy if the rumors about this place are true

>>213944642
>white
I took her for a snowbunny

>>213944814
M-maybe... but is that what she's doing?

>>213944838
Imagine
She probably really likes Nintendo
Sure she exploits this because she realizes it’s her only genuine endearing trait but she probably really likes it
She could be playing Mario Kart with her kids by now but someone told her that hating men would be good for her career
So now she has no career and no kids
What a mess

>>213944901
she's an actual paid nintendo shill

>>213940872
I'm like this.

>>213941051
fake news

>>213944570
bros i don’t want to be crude but those pits look very tasty

>>213939539 (OP)
"Femcels" are leftover women who, after aging out of the dating pool of attractive men, refuse to lower their standards.

>>213939539 (OP)
there was a story playing around that a "female celebrity only had one friend", and just never left the house if she was busy.

i guess it was Brie

>>213942134
>incels are incels because women reject them all
>incels did this

>>213944849
OMG you mad. Grim.

I didn't make *these threads*.

Also, /tv/ adores Brianne except for a few weirdos. It's just a matter of fact.

>>213940931
Hang in there ladies...

>>213940173
damn she has a limited edition gba sp NES edition (ags 101)

>>213939539 (OP)
>discuss
>Donkey Kong Bananza
What? It's a literal Bing Bing Wahoo game. What's there to discus? The ethics of Donkey Kong eating a banana? The dilemma of the monkey protagonist possessing cartoon eyes? What the fuck is there to discuss?