Thread 213939974

>*rolls into small town*
>*local small time criminals decide to start a fist fight with the 6'5" roidhead*

I’m of a similar height and build and I still get morons trying to start fights with me all the time. Mostly cruddy chuddies angry about my Kamala shirts.

>>213939974 (OP)
Prison rules, beat the biggest guy and everyone will respect you

>>213940016
ywnbaw

>>213939974 (OP)
that's the IQ of an average american, yes.

>>213939974 (OP)
Reacher is just a woke Steven Seagal clone that doesn't know martial arts.

I'm not as quite as big as Jack Reacher, but I once had a dwarf get real aggressive with me and I was pretty confused

>>213940098
>Steven Seagal clone that doesn't know martial arts

so steven seagal?

I had a 6'3" buddy who had Asperger's and channeled that into going to the gym every single day and optimizing diet/supplements/etc so he was at the absolute natty limit.
When we went to bars in college there was always retards at a certain level of drunk that wanted to scrap with him, he was really good about making friends with bouncers though and they'd just swim over from wherever they were in the bar and scoop up the hostile guy.

>>213940054
Yeah honestly it's pretty fucking annoying at bars and stuff when some manlet comes up to start shit with you just because you're tall. Trying to impress girls or something I guess

>>213940155
Take your lanklet fantasies somewhere else.

>>213940121
Literally the world's greatest aikido master.

Roids don't make you a good fighter, they're popcorn muscles. I'm 5'9" and a stocky 215 and would cave this meatheads skull in, been taking actual martial arts training (karate) since I was 7 . These jarhead faggots don't train to fight

>>213939974 (OP)
I want to start reacher for the memes. is it good?

>>213939974 (OP)
A Glock 19 beats this everytime

>>213940244
S1 and S3 are good, skip the second one.

>>213940225
how do you measure being the best at fake martial arts? like a dance off contest?

>>213940225
more like the greatest aipoopmypants master

>>213940016
same, except its about my "Hypetrain with Tim Kaine" shirt

>>213940273
If by "fake" you mean they have rules about moves you aren't allowed to do that you'd be able to do in a street fight then they're all fake, including the UFC.

>>213940273
First, Steven Seagal is amazing at dancing. Second he literally taught Anderson Silva the front kick. Third Seagal could be UFC champion but it's illegal to snap your opponents neck.

>>213940016
>>213940120
>>213940155
y'all talloids need a good old fashioned whupping from a lil' guy

in the books, it's especially retarded that the small time crooks don't just kill him. no one is going to miss a drifter.

>>213940273
>how do you measure being the best at fake martial arts?
how hard you shid yourself when you're in sleeper hold

>>213940244
Season 1 and 3 are great. Season two is dogshit.
>>213940255
Reacher also shoots guns.

>>213940016
Based. She should have won.

>>213940234
You are one juicy chunky little fella

>>213940120
It happens, they have short fuses

>>213940214
Whatever you say manlet. It doesn't happen often but it has several times

>>213940339
no i mean china has never won a war so their martial arts have to fake

>>213940803
>some 5'2 old geezer at the bar makes a snide remark and his drinking buddies start laughing
>you start shaking and run home to post on /tv/ about it

>>213940876
More like some 5'2" gets aggressive for no reason to try to establish dominance and I just ignore him

>>213940895
Old timers are very territorial in the bars they've been drinking at their whole life, especially when some lanky fruitcake comes in drinking martinis.
It's got nothing to do with their height or yours.

>>213940016
ok that was funny

>>213940234
>205 at 5'9
>stocky
Not even overweight. Straight level 2 obeast larp

>>213939974 (OP)
Gary Sue character
still watching

>>213940970
I've never had an older person start shit with me though, dont know where you're getting that from. They're always nice and polite. It's the drunk dudes in their early 20s that do dumb shit like that. Did an old man diddle you in the bathroom or something?

>>213941360
>y-you were p-probably raped
nice comeback, maybe you're just really obnoxious when drunk, that would explain it.

>>213939974 (OP)
>I have never been outside
Big guys get retards hassling them pretty often.

>>213942106
I'm not even super tall or big but 90% of the times someone tried fucking with me it was some manlet displaying the human equivalent of small dog syndrome.

>>213941357
gary sues are all about getting mocked by and made out to be less competent than their love interest

>>213940094
You’re brown as fuck.