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Anonymous No.213940083 >>213940106 >>213940117 >>213940125 >>213940128 >>213940210 >>213940295 >>213940965 >>213941412 >>213941520 >>213941646 >>213941714
How do you film it
Anonymous No.213940106
>>213940083 (OP)
you give it to the coens 20 years ago
Anonymous No.213940117
>>213940083 (OP)
>desert landscapes and the occasional shootout and a big fat bald guy
Easy.
Anonymous No.213940125
>>213940083 (OP)
very carefully.
Anonymous No.213940126
Idris Elba
Anonymous No.213940128
>>213940083 (OP)
you don't
Anonymous No.213940169 >>213942377
The guy who directed Bone Tomahawk could be good desu
Anonymous No.213940210
>>213940083 (OP)
Make it 3.5 hours long and base it entirely on Wendigoon's youtube video.
Anonymous No.213940295 >>213940928
>>213940083 (OP)
minimal dialogue. open with glanton and his men meeting the judge in the middle of nowhere and proceed into the chase up the volcano for the first act's clumination. get the kid's backstory in flashback snippets and have the "legion of horribles" ambush serve as the big "wow!" moment in act 2. then we spend some time killing indians and traversing the desert/mountains, then the judge/kid standoff and the last stand at the river happen simultaneously to cap off the movie. fade out/fade back in on an older kid going about his business then end the flick with the kid being dragged into the outhouse by the judge. hard cut to black as the door slams. credits begin to roll over silent footage of the judge dancing in the saloon
Anonymous No.213940928 >>213941475
>>213940295
shit take. the judge never dragged the kid. kys.
Anonymous No.213940965 >>213941557
>>213940083 (OP)
Why would you film it? It's awful.
Anonymous No.213941412
>>213940083 (OP)
I'd go the Apocalypse Now route and adapt it around the Dirlegangs adventures. You can't portray injuns as evil in this day and age
Anonymous No.213941475
>>213940928
>this thing that was clearly described in the book never actually happened
what's it like to be severely handicapped?
Anonymous No.213941520
>>213940083 (OP)
The highest quality 2D japanimation
Anonymous No.213941557
>>213940965
You havenโ€™t read it. Thereโ€™s this book series called Harry Potter I think you might like though
Anonymous No.213941646
>>213940083 (OP)
Do Suttree instead
Anonymous No.213941714
>>213940083 (OP)
you dont. not everything has to be turned into mush for dumber lifeforms to slurp
Anonymous No.213942377
>>213940169
Terribly overrated and clunky pos.