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Anonymous No.213941445 >>213941504 >>213941546 >>213941602 >>213941809 >>213941841 >>213942185 >>213942289 >>213942392 >>213942473 >>213942680 >>213942735 >>213943268 >>213943395 >>213943429
>fucks your mom

how can a villain be so based
Anonymous No.213941504 >>213946881
>>213941445 (OP)
Dorff is the fucking man. Second-best part of TD season 3 after my boy Scoot McNairy.
Anonymous No.213941546
>>213941445 (OP)
>Well I don't give a shit
Anonymous No.213941602 >>213941620 >>213941645 >>213941777
>>213941445 (OP)
Wesley was such a little bitch during filming blade 1 due to being executive producer he thought he was doing top class acting getting high off his own farts while slagging off all the other actors and especially dorff for being late once, watch the directors com for blade and you will never see wesley in the same light again .
Anonymous No.213941620
>>213941602
Sounds like he was trying to iceskate uphill.
Anonymous No.213941645 >>213941777 >>213942345 >>213942977
>>213941602
Blacks are always primadonnas but it wouldn't be Blade without Snipes
Anonymous No.213941777 >>213942977
>>213941602
its well known that Snipes is an entitled manchild but as >>213941645 said it was worth it, wouldn't be the same without him.
Anonymous No.213941809 >>213941892 >>213942256 >>213946772
>>213941445 (OP)
It's a metaphor.
Frost had relations with a black woman and sired a black son who was able to benefit from all the gifts from his father's white lineage, and because of the Frost's decision ended up costing him godhood, his life, and doomed his entire race.
Anonymous No.213941841 >>213942188 >>213945129
>>213941445 (OP)
Real shame the trilogy had an immediate downward trajectory in terms of quality
Anonymous No.213941868 >>213941894 >>213942135
i don't know what the show is but this guy looks like he sniffs glue. is that supposed to be an attractive character?
Anonymous No.213941892
>>213941809
this anon gets it, blade is just a metaphor for white genocide which is why it resonates so deeply with us pureblooded aryans as such a perfected kino
Anonymous No.213941894
>>213941868
dude's a bad boy twink which girls like
Anonymous No.213942135
>>213941868
he's an immortal vampire man, retard
Anonymous No.213942185 >>213942223
>>213941445 (OP)
I see you liked my thread so much you made your own about your comment in it, so let me say this again
>some muthafuckas are always tryna bond burger
Anonymous No.213942188
>>213941841
>instead of talking about the good things let me focus solely on the bad things
Anonymous No.213942223
>>213942185
>Motherfuckas tryna sneed and feed
Anonymous No.213942256
>>213941809
He then called his alienated son an uncle tom for liking humans and also the movie was also a metaphor for shooting heroin and for AIDS and for how da police be bad and work for da white man who is da real vampire preying on tha hood folks, and and and a bunch more shitnobodycaresabout
Anonymous No.213942289 >>213942469
>>213941445 (OP)
Technically he’s also Blade’s vampire daddy.
Anonymous No.213942345
>>213941645
Sad but true. He owns that character to where Marvel is finding it impossible to replace him for a reboot. And yeah he's a divo bitch. Going to prison for several years because "my ancestors were slaves so fuck taxes" didn't soften him up at all.
Anonymous No.213942392 >>213942500 >>213942890 >>213943143
>>213941445 (OP)
Is black pussy THAT good?
Anonymous No.213942469 >>213942510 >>213942532 >>213943541
>>213942289
In Blade 4 he finally meets his biological father, a werewolf, and in Blade 5 the Underworld tie-in happens, and in Blade 6 the 30 Days Of Night tie-in happens.
Anonymous No.213942473
>>213941445 (OP)
they dont know i can iceskate uphill
Anonymous No.213942500 >>213942890
>>213942392
Worth killing for obviously.
Anonymous No.213942510 >>213942737
>>213942469

HOLY KINO
Anonymous No.213942532 >>213942737
>>213942469
I'd watch that.
Anonymous No.213942680
>>213941445 (OP)
literally me
Anonymous No.213942735
>>213941445 (OP)
white boy summer
Anonymous No.213942737 >>213942869 >>213943089
>>213942510
>>213942532
>make obvious joke about dumbass shit derivative series did with each other in their dying moments circa 80s
>intentionally make it as fucking stupid as possible and have it copy Underworld and also merge with the series that copied so much from Blade
>board is so kino deprived they long for a heaping helping of schlock to save them from the slop
Is this what being a mid bitch on a dating app feels like?
I...I can't save them all from the slop...
Anonymous No.213942869
>>213942737
I want the slop, non-stop
Anonymous No.213942890 >>213943711
>>213942392
>>213942500
yes
Anonymous No.213942977 >>213943044 >>213943051 >>213943068 >>213946697 >>213947089
>>213941777
>>213941645
Blade is SHIT. The character is a selfhating halfbreed vampire. Boo hoo I can walk around in the daylight waaaa. Now Ive said this before and I will as you see say it again, Frost and Mercury made blade along with the soundtrack. They look cool, dont hate themselves, had most of the coolest songs on during their scenes, hot couple and wanted to bring around anew age for their people who lets face it are above humans.
Anonymous No.213943044 >>213943407
>>213942977
>BRO JUST BE EVIL LIKE JUST BE HECKING TRUE TO YOURSELF LIKE DISNEY BE LE HECKING MORAL RELATIVIST DON'T LIKE VALUE HUMAN LIFE DOOOOOON'T VAAAALUE HUMAN LIIIIIIFE AAAAAAA ANTIHEROES CAN'T STILL BE ULTIMATELY HEROES THEY NEED TO BE LIKE THE SHITTIEST FUCKING PIECES OF SHIT EVER AND MURDER LOTS OF INNOCENTS AT ALL TIMES!
It's funny because the Hollyslop agitprop worked so well on you that you're now allergic to weaker strains of it for still having the faint whiff of human decency to them to lure in the actual humans still alive at that time.
Anonymous No.213943051 >>213943074 >>213943238
>>213942977
I'd be a vamp for her ngl
Anonymous No.213943068 >>213945921 >>213946582
>>213942977
Nah Snipes was a huge part of it. He was charming, cool, had a good voice, and was able to do his own crazy stunts, he was great.
Anonymous No.213943074 >>213943148
>>213943051
Yeah the "ugly on purpose" Yolandi look really never did it for me
Like why do I want a woman who looks and acts like a fag as her main feature?
Anonymous No.213943089
>>213942737
Dude i also watched and thoroughly enjoyed the Rebel Moon DCs. Gimme an old school action horror movie with good lighting/cinematography, throw in some nudity and cool Shane Black-tier dialogue i'm going to love it. I'm a simple man.
Anonymous No.213943143 >>213944396 >>213947014
>>213942392
Some "people" like AIDS
Anonymous No.213943148
>>213943074
nigga you gay
Anonymous No.213943238
>>213943051
sars... I vampire for she
Anonymous No.213943268 >>213943367 >>213948633
>>213941445 (OP)
Because most the superhero's mothers aren't forever 30.

Would Lex Luthor be able to fuck Superman's mother? I don't think so.
Anonymous No.213943367
>>213943268
he probably would if he could
Anonymous No.213943395
>>213941445 (OP)
Very rude. Hot mom though.
Anonymous No.213943407
>>213943044
What the fuck are crying about daywalker? Everything I said is true. Why would you give a shit about humans and humanity in general if you were a vampire or halfbreed daywalker? They arent even bad or evil. They deserve to be on top of the food chain officially and if bringing back the blood god la magra starts a chain reaction of vampire global domination then whats the problem? Theyre strigoi, vampyre. Human morality is meaningless to us, I mean them.
Anonymous No.213943429 >>213944438
>>213941445 (OP)
watching this movie makes me wonder how a Vampire the Masquerade movie would work out (that isn't shit)
Anonymous No.213943493
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cNOP2t9FObw&list=RDcNOP2t9FObw&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.213943541 >>213944764 >>213946729 >>213947246
>>213942469
wouldnt 30 days vampires mop the floor with blade
Anonymous No.213943711
>>213942890
We'd all want a black sex slave.
Anonymous No.213944396 >>213944833 >>213945198
>>213943143
better aids than the cancer that is /pol/
Anonymous No.213944438 >>213944672
>>213943429

Just watch Byzantium and Only Lovers Left Alive.
Anonymous No.213944672
>>213944438
nah I need WOD vampire politics kino
Anonymous No.213944764 >>213944841
>>213943541
No
Anonymous No.213944833 >>213946149
>>213944396
Hang yourself, kike.
Anonymous No.213944841 >>213945121
>>213944764
i remember them being superhuman by a wide margin. blade/his vamps are just a bit better than humans it seems
Anonymous No.213945121 >>213945706
>>213944841
No, they are superhuman.
Anonymous No.213945129 >>213945858
>>213941841
Blade 2 was great.
Anonymous No.213945198 >>213946149
>>213944396
Oh so we hate science now
Anonymous No.213945706
>>213945121
the black chick fights some of them in blade, plus whistler meanwhile in 30 the only reason the humans dont get torn in half is the cold helping hide them
Anonymous No.213945858
>>213945129
It was ok but a step down from 1
Anonymous No.213945921 >>213946864 >>213947369
>>213943068
>The one time in the entire series where Blade wasn't being stoic or sarcastic and his inner black comes out.
Wtf was up with that scene? It was hilarious but Blade literally never acted like that again.
Anonymous No.213946149 >>213946438
>>213944833
>>213945198
4chan was better before you
Anonymous No.213946438 >>213947388
>>213946149
Real life is better when your kind isn't around
Anonymous No.213946582
>>213943068
he looks like cat from red dwarf
Anonymous No.213946697 >>213948628
>>213942977
Ooof, so that's what it is. So racist you can't enjoy Snipes? Conservatives are brain damaged.
Anonymous No.213946729
>>213943541
They vampires? Then the answer is no.
Anonymous No.213946772
>>213941809
Frost isn't Blade's father, he just turned his mom while she was pregnant with him.
Anonymous No.213946864 >>213947369
>>213945921
yeah that scene catches me by surprise every time I rewatch
1 nigga moment at the beggining of the movie and that's it, Blade is never black again
Anonymous No.213946881
>>213941504
This. Manlets shall rule the entertainment industry.
Anonymous No.213947014
>>213943143
When you get turned into a vampire it cures any other illness you might have so it's okay
Anonymous No.213947089
>>213942977
Blade, at least the first one, is so unanimously agreed upon to be good that Disney upended their own Blade out of fear, especially after seeing the positive reception to Snipes in the new Deadpool
Anonymous No.213947246 >>213948022
>>213943541
bro even if they try to gang up on him wesker would just blow up a house with a rocket launcher, say "need a light?" while the explosions blows up cars and shit, then start whooping their ass with blade they don't stand a chance
Anonymous No.213947369
>>213945921
>>213946864
I remember everyone laughing out loud in theaters. And then the officers ran away in a goofy way, LMAO!
Anonymous No.213947388 >>213948458
>>213946438
society's thoughts on fascists and racists, precisely
Anonymous No.213947696 >>213947881 >>213948110
What the FUCK was her problem?
Anonymous No.213947881
>>213947696
She had to get it on.
Anonymous No.213948022
>>213947246
uh huhhoh
Anonymous No.213948110
>>213947696
Trying to ice skate uphill
Anonymous No.213948458
>>213947388
>Stating facts regarding some demographics it's now le racism and fascism
You should sue every organization agency foundation collecting such data since it makes your kind look bad
Sue the damn government as well
Just sue everybody at this point
Anonymous No.213948628
>>213946697

I'm fairly racist but still love Blade.
Anonymous No.213948633
>>213943268
under the right circumstances