Thread 213943966

>turns the alien from some unknowable sadistic rape monster to lol just bugs
Fuck this shity movie

nice thread you should make it 500 more times

same with terminator from T1->t2

>>213943984
sorry we're not talking about superheroes or podcasts

>>213943966 (OP)
>>213943995
>ah-bloo-bloo some action classic is bad because muh autismal nitpicks about tone
/tv/ are all petulant spergs and dumb Pajeets.

>>213943966 (OP)
Also turned Lambert into a tranny for some reason and introduced ladyboy aliens.

>>213943966 (OP)
Whats so wrong with that? Both perfect fits for the tone of their respective film and necessary for the horror to make its desired impact.

>>213943966 (OP)
Have any of the Ayy-lmao films successfully upped the ante on the cosmic horror of the first one?

James Cameron….. what a faggot

>>213944598
No. They made the best version of that concept with the first one and stopped trying after that. With the second they attempted something different and it came out even better.

>>213943966 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eR5jYeIMBKk
>aliens turned the xeno from this into fast, agile creatures

>>213943966 (OP)
aliens was a better flick

>>213944598
Prometheus at least tried but it's still shit

>>213943966 (OP)
yeah
and the dialogue is so cringe and retarded. you can tell cameron wrote it

>>213945360
A dude in a suit crab walking?

>>213944475
>Also turned Lambert into a tranny for some reason
The reason is that the movie was crammed full of themes of sexual and biological role please add this to the list of hints that you are a fucktard
>introduced ladyboy aliens
write this one down twice

>having strong opinions about horror or sci fi
How do you bear the shame?

>>213945739
>cringe and retarded
you mean memorable and quotable to this day.
what does alien have?
>bonus situation

>>213945877
Why would anyone be ashamed about that?

>>213943966 (OP)
Aliens is a better action movie than Alien is a horror movie.

>>213946044
>t.

>>213943966 (OP)
>he thinks watching horrors makes him deep
retard

>>213943966 (OP)
Every single person I've interacted with that thinks Aliens is the best has been a blithering retard. It's a fun action film but that's about the top and bottom of it. And I can think of several action films from that period alone that are better than it.
>muh quotable dialogue
It barely qualifies as dialogue. It's a collection of soundbites written to impress kids. Take out the blood and swears and Aliens is a children's adventure movie.

>>213945360
During the xenomorph breakin of the colonist quarters that had one of the kids. Do you think the hamster acted like this?
It was chilling out on its wheel when the marines showed up.

>>213948128
>And I can think of several action films from that period alone that are better than it.

No you can't. Other than Predator, name them

>>213948233
RoboCop, Predator, Die Hard, The Terminator, Mad Max 2, First Blood, Lethal Weapon 1 & 2, Escape From New York, Police Story 1 & 2, A Better Tomorrow 1 & 2, The Killer

It's good tho, it shows how the individual acts (clever+cunny), and how it acts in a hive (dumb cannon fodder). You could call it a social commentary.

>>213945959
>>213945360
lol animals are so dumb and clueless