Thread 213944087

Suffering bastard edition
Previous thread: >>213928782

>>213944087 (OP)
no trek on TV tonight so watch a movie if you haven't seen it

star trek sex with shran

>It's a ferengi episode
KINO

Your threadly reminder that 'Star Trek: Lower Decks" won a Hugo Award.

>>213944150
theres still a TOS on metv after the svenghouli block

Paramount gave you unlimited budget to save Star Trek. What do you do with it?

>>213944261
TOS is so old, Svengoolie should host them.

>>213944311
mostly pay to eliminate paramount and bad robot

>>213944087 (OP)
Quaaaaaark! Where's my suffering bastaaaaaard!

>>213944311
pay to own the IP for the next 15-20 years and prevent anyone from doing anything with it.

report.

>>213944311
complete reboot, everybody is black&female&gay.
Lensflares, everybody loves lensflares, cant have enough of it.
Lots of current day political problems, everybody loves that in a scfi show about a galaxy spanning post scarcity society made up of explorers.
Every other scene should be ended with a whedon joke.
The new hero ship is named the george floyd, named after one of earth's greatest heroes.
The main bad guys of the show are a race of orange blond haired aliens who rule a slave race of very stupid aliens who wear red hats.

Look at this dude hahahaja

>>213944311
Star Trek: Wagon Train

What kind of trekkie are you?

>>213944443
I think that's what the owners of back to the future are doing if i remember correctly.

>>213944311
A high budget single player Star Trek game similar to Star Control

>>213944208
thats like saying Anora won best picture, those awards mean absolutely nothing now

>>213944466
who?

>>213944311
Take the money and run.

>>213944514
The kind that’s not under investigation for child molestation

Can you imagine how exhausting it would be to constantly prove you are not a changeling by cutting your hand open? Sisko's dad might be right.

>>213944514
Voyager.

>>213944087 (OP)
nice

>>213944466
Captain's Log: hiiiiii! This is the USS Intercourse, thrusting its way through space on another penetrating mission. Earlier today, I caught two fellas in a broom closet. They said they were engaged. I told them to disengage and report back to their stations. They jumped right to it, so I had to tell them to put their clothes back on first. Oh, the fun we have!

>>213944544
>the world just isn't what i want it to be anymore
bet you're thankful you're an old geezer & will die of old age soon

>>213944573
It's always got to be in the palm too, so it opens up every time you open your hand and doesn't heal. Bullshit, just nick my arm or something , assholes. There's gotta be a more sophisticated way to see if some people are just blobs of sentient goo.

>>213944514
>very bad trigger discipline

>>213944699
there is. they could have just made portable temperature gun versions of those emitter things that fuck up Changelings. Garak basically already had one he used on Odo and then they install them everywhere in Starfleet headquarters

>>213944311
Cast a bunch of women I find attractive, put them in makeup, and make softcore lesbian pornography.

I see the vigilante schizo is back lol enjoy your vacation?

>>213944745
That technology was developed by the obsidian order and confiscated by the Dominion

>>213944663
I'm 28 and you'll think I'll die soon? you aren't right in the head

>>213944811
So, she said, "What's the problem, baby?"
What's the problem? I don't know
Well, maybe I'm in love (Love)
Think about it
Every time I think about it
Can't stop thinking 'bout it
How much longer will it take to cure this?
Just to cure it, 'cause I can't ignore it if it's love (Love)
Makes me wanna turn around and face me
But I don't know nothing 'bout love, no

Come on, come on
Turn a little faster
Come on, come on
The world will follow after
Come on, come on
Because everybody's after love

So I said, I'm a snowball running
Running down into the spring that's coming
All this love
Melting under blue skies
Belting out sunlight, shimmering love
Well, baby, I surrender
To this strawberry ice cream
Never-ever-ender
All this love
Well, I didn't mean to do it
But there's no escaping your love

These lines of lightning mean we're never alone
Never alone
No, no

Come on, come on
Move a little closer
Come on, come on
I wanna hear you whisper
Come on, come on
Settle down inside my love

Come on, come on
Jump a little higher
Come on, come on
If you feel a little lighter
Come on, come on
We were once upon a time in love

We're accidentally in love, accidentally in love
Accidentally in love, accidentally in love
Accidentally in love, accidentally in love
Accidentally in love, accidentally in love
Accidentally, I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love, I'm in love
Accidentally, I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love, I'm in love
I'm in love, I'm in love
Accidentally

>>213944882
Remember when you said you were gonna track me down and kill me? It’s been 5 days, hurry up

>>213944657
A ship designed to be doggie-styled by another ship? Well, I guess that's faster than building them from scratch...

>>213944882
how is your investigation going? remember to keep an eye out for the elderly folks with throat cancer, who knows when they will strike!

>>213944832
So sad to see your brain has aged so quickly. What ruined your mind? CTE? Alzheimer's? Diabetes? Seed oil inflammation? All two teaspoons of your potential, wasted.

Honestly, to the guy who is just sitting here replying to/provoking the schizo so he'll shit up the thread even more:

You're just as bad as he is. Shut the fuck up and hit the bricks, faggot.

>>213944657
kitbashing was a mistake

>>213944998
Who are you even talking to?

>>213944998
that's why I said before it's a group. no actual person could be that retarded

>>213944984
maybe more, It might be the alien demons! what a horror, please save me super spy, your my only hope.

>>213944832
you're 28 and you're wasting your life on 4chan instead of going outside and meeting women? at least get married, divorced, and screwed over for alimony like a real man

>>213944998
I’m not schizophrenic. If you think I am you are literally mentally retarded. Turn on the news. This site is being shut down specifically for molesting kids DUMBASS

>>213944699
>doesn't heal
why wouldn't a dermal regenerator work? It might be painful but they can even remove the scar tissue

>>213945025
Yeah, I think you're right. Just the same Nu Trek discord faggots trying to ruin the thread because we laughed at their shit taste.

/co/ posters are the worst.

>>213944998
no get fucked he deserves to be mocked and ridiculed, he literally just got his ban lifted and immediately started with his schizo shit, you don't put up with that crap, ever. Its putting up with it last time that got /trek/ into such dire straights, I wasn't able to help last time too much real life stuff I am now, and I will not put up with it, final word on the subject, talk shit get hit. No more schizo nonsense.

Yeah after the post above I've never been more sure they're on the same side and doing this together, deliberately

If the objective is to spam the thread and make discussion impossible, doing it with two people is just easier, three even more

>>213945054
>wasting my life
its 2am you tard, I've been out all night and had a great time, my girl is sleeping right next to me, I get you are a massive loser who can't help projecting but you are seriously fucked in the head.

>>213945145
You are literally a mentally retarded pedophile hahahaha

>>213945193
It's 3:30 pm. Get the fuck off my board, foreign devil.

>>213945174
yes the toontroon and the spy schizo are either the same person or in cahoots, its been obvious since the spy schizo started posting.

>>213945032
>your my only hope
illiterate
opinion discarded
inb4 "hurr durr typo": not even close

>>213945204
what? no really you are seriously mentally unstable

>>213945220
huh? foreign to what? I've seen this before from you, you are so mentally disabled you think everyone lives in the same time zone you do, its really weird.

>>213945064
>turn on the news
What does that even mean? Are you referring to how news used to be on broadcast TV, usually around 7pm and then again at 11pm? You must be a major geezer to expect that to still be true, much less remember it. Either link to a news article on a site that says 4chan is being shut down, or admit you're schizo and go away.

I really hate they got rid of the IP counter in the bottom right corner.

>>213945243
Oh no you aren't my only hope? please no the raccoons are coming for me and I think I saw a man with a electrolarynx I'm scared I think they are coming for me, please help spy man, your my only hope

>>213945193
Where is it 2am? Are you in India?

>>213945307
Easier to sell ads if nobody knows every board is like 10 schizos + 5 good posters

>>213945347
It's like mostly bots now and it's really obvious. Dead Internet Theory is real.

>>213945339
damn you really don't understand how this world works do you? its 2am in aus you dumb fuck

>>213945386
also germany norway sweden etc, he's a fucking retard, this is well known. Stop replying to him.

>>213945386
“*china”- Donald Trump

Are you not a true trek fan if you skip TAS?

>>213945386
sure, whatever, public pooper

>>213945307
It was for the best.

>>213945463
true trek fans unanimously love TAS.

>cropped faces/mouths/other bizarre edits
Hi Tillyfag

>>213945546
Take that back or I'll mess your sh*t up!

>>213945386
You probably think it's Sunday or something too, retard.

>>213945336
good god the small ones have metla teeth

>>213945605
yes it is, it must be very confusing for you timezones are so baffling for you aren't they? watch out for those raccoons schizo buddy

>come to /trek/
>it's time zones
gg

>>213945064
how does a website molest kids? doesn't that take a human being?

>>213945683
I'll bring some with me the next time I visit your ridiculous country. And some coyotes, the dingos could use some genetic diversity and America has an abundance of wildlife that we're more than happy to share.

>>213945546
Isn't that person homeless?
>GET AWAY FROM MY STUFF
Had a kino scene in Voyager though

Stand down.

>>213945751
you do that bud, you sure need a change of pace,maybe it'll break you out of your psychosis, if nothing else you won't find a bar where you can get away with beating up a geriatric cancer patient

>>213945711
Come to discuss star trek only to realize it's just one guy replying to himself the whole time. Weird twilight zone episode.

>>213945814
why? why put up with this shit schizo? mock belittle and humiliate him until he crawls back into his hole, what s the problem? we should just allow this schizophrenia? why?

What the fuck is happening right now?

>>213945896
time rift

>>213945816
Remember that time you thought you were being stalked on an anonymous website and started calling everyone schizo because you're Australian and therefore a wet brain who physically can't understand sarcasm? That was kinda fucked up.

>>213945896
pretty much had enough of the schizo and his trash don't let it slide don't let it go or ignore tell him to fuck off, no more compromise no more falling back a line must be drawn, this far and no further.

>>213945975
no I don't because that never happened, I remember you thinking you are, like literally today and every day, you seriously think 4chan is after you and their is some cabal trying to murder you, you are mentally unstable.

>>213946007
no one is buying it, retard

I've been away for a while. qrd on the Australian?

>>213946049
You remember what I thought?

The Modcard will save us from these schizos!

Please, Modcard, help us! Save my wife and thread! Please! Modcard!!!

>>213946055
He's hasn't had a drink in almost an hour so the dt's are hitting pretty hard.

>>213946051
buying your schizophrenia? you can't do this for months and then pretend you aren't you fucking psycho. Now shut the fuck up stop talking about how you are a secret agent and you are investigating 4chan you retard, your embarrassing posts are ITT would you like me to link them? you fucking retard.

>>213946073
no because i'm not an insane person who thinks he's physic, but you are you mentally ill schizo

>>213946055
>>213946095
the schizophrenic drunk is from georgia USA aka (you) but well done trying you schizo

This isn't what /trek/ is supposed to be about.

>>213944489
> Every other scene should be ended with a whedon joke.
You’re forgetting how TOS and TNG were full of proto-Whedon humor. Every TOS episode ended on some pithy “Oh, you!” Sitcom quip. Joss himself was probably heavily inspired by Star Trek and other Monster of the Week shows while writing Buffy.

>>213946085
Hey it's Ray Wise. 257 acting credits on IMDb.

>>213944208
TOS: 2
TNG: 2
LOW: 1

And LOW did it with fewer episodes too.

>>213946175
Don't worry. Their repressive liberal governments will range ban them all soon enough.

>>213946214
>So my dad surprised us and passed away

>>213946175
no but from time to time one must call out the retards and abusers for what they are and what they do. You can't jut allow them to run rampant. The Toontroon just got his ban lifted and as always tried to ruin /trek/ and this time I simply wouldn't stand for it. I apologize to all decent normal /trek/ posters and lurkers. But the toontroon and his alt ego the schizo "nsa agent" I just had enough of his nonsense this time. One must push back against such nonsense and faggotry. Sorry about the mess. I would prefer just to talk about star trek or even better read other anons posts about star trek.

>>213946301
Australians are no longer welcome here. Please leave.

>>213945847
Submitted for your approval... an anonymous man. He has a name, but literally no one cares. He is not in education, employment, or training; in the future that he claims as home, he is called a NEET. His life is a downward spiral. He's too dumb to know how dumb he is; this parrot standing next to me literally has more self-awareness. He's satisfied to while away the hours, pointlessly talking to himself in a public forum. But soon, he'll discover that he's his own worst enemy... in the Twilight Zone.

>>213946337
lol I don't care what you think toontroon

>>213946214
Fake Trek News poster. I see you FRAUD

>>213946301
you're not innocent. you don't prefer to talk about trek, you prefer to seethe "nutrek sucks" and "fuck nutrek" and so inevitably you met resistance and now you can't deal

>>213946576
no I have and do talk about star trek constantly, you don't know because I don't have some weird ego trying to avatar fag name fag rip fag etc. I just like talking about my favorite show, I know that confuses and upsets you.

>>213946627
well, you do NOW. but what about before? remember all the arrogant seething? now LD has won a Hugo Award and you still can't deal

>>213946576
oh and you are so egotistical you can't even comprehend someone who doesn't care to be known, the very idea that their are people who just want to chat about star trek without any agenda must be so confusing for you.

>>213946627
Are you the fucking retard who was saying that the vorta don't have genitals?

lol you said you’re from Gainesville Georgia, and you were a drug dealer for the cartels. You are a dumb faggot, and I will continue to call you a schizo faggot who won’t do shit until you inevitably kill yourself ala terry davis style

for the anon who requested it earlier

>>213944539
*Happy campers* are *dancing*!

>>213946673
never, ever the only time I ever reveal my poer level is if some old tripfags showup, i've been here since long befoer /trek/ ever existed in fact I was saying don't fucking do it, don't make it a general, this was over ten years ago. I just like talking about star trek, and most posters here are great people, but then we attract assholes, like you, thats why I never wanted this to become a general in the first place. I kinda hate even saying this much, I prefer having no identity. You know because its an anonymous site?

>>213944549
So you got away with it then? Figures. It's easy in a vile shithole like Atlanta

>>213946681
>their are people
illiterate
opinion discarded

>>213946701
no? why would someone say that? what proof did he have? that was never even suggested.

I will use all of my powers in law enforcement and the drug world to single-handedly take down all of you criminals in /trek/ your slander has gone on for too long. No more games. The hunt starts now.

>>213944977
>remember to keep an eye out for the elderly folks with throat cancer, who knows when they will strike!
Krav Maga ain't got shit on Tracheotomy Boxing

>>213946816
>their/there!
lol ok are you trying to go for the trifecta of moron?

>>213946832
They're genetically engineered servant clones. Genitals would be superfluous.

>>213946876
self-replicating is more efficient than tube baby, plus they were monkeys or whatever anyway.

>>213946859
worf teaching the ancient techniques of the double punch

>>213945889
Anon you are the one being mocked and belittled, while you await execution
>>213945896
The resident pedophile realized he’s actually getting hunted by law enforcement and is having a real time crisis
>>213946099
Do it pussy. Link yourself talking about raping kids and me bullying you
>>213946235
>t. actual pedophile in an actual terrorist organization with actual mental retardation and schizophrenia

Wait, is Weyoun a virgin? Hahahahha

>>213946345
kino. I would watch that episode.

>>213946908
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>213946862
Wouldn't even try to. You have that title locked up for good.

>>213946901
I’m already on (THEIR) case Detective Schizo Retard, no need for you to join my investigation. I shall bring these OFFENDERS to justice. P.s. ur gay

>>213946876
diplomatic relationships, why wouldn't they? howeer the founders probably made the dicks and vaginas numb but still responsive, the founders are assholes

>>213946929
You're watching it right now.

>>213946950
nice

>>213946901
oh no he's after me, all I can hope is for the shambling cancer ridden horde to protect me from his attack. I will pray for the prophets protection

>>213946988
kino.

Vorta were repurposed from an existing species and probably as a result of that you can see they have much more variation and individuality and degree of free will compared to the Jem'Hadar which are grown from vats. the Vorta the Founders use are all clones but that doesn't mean they can't reproduce on their own. that's how I interpret it anyway. the Vorta shown in the show, even though the are clone slaves, seem like they'd probably be down to fuck under the right circumstances.

It appears everyone here is anonymous…….. how could I use my resources in law enforcement to possibly crack this case open???? Detective Schizo Retard, he would know what to do……

>>213946846
Guess I am Tosk then

>>213946993
>>213947001
You are literally so fucking dumb. You talked about raping children. Law enforcement is going to investigate that. If you don’t want to face the consequences for your actions then commit suicide

>>213947016
You can shape the plot by interacting with it, but i don't recommend that.

Miles O Brien was a changeling when he told Rom to start a Union. FACT.

>>213947061
the key is the raccoons Detective, look to the raccoons and a pool of water you will know what needs to be done

>>213947100
It’s been a long road getting from there to here

>>213947068
Watchalong for ds9 is tomorrow right? I might watch this episode tonight

>>213947103
And Bashir.

>>213947098
Law enforcement won't do squat. I just have to put the magic "(D)" after my name, and the Deep State will shut down any investigation. Checkmate. LOL, imagine being so dumb that you actually believe in the government.

>>213947133
that's right. see you tomorrow.

>>213947147
You are literally a mentally retarded schizophrenic admitted pedophile gloating we can’t catch you. We will

>>213947157
Wait... you're telling me there's no Great /trek/ DS9 Watchalong tonight...?

No! That can't be! That's impossible!

>>213947147
Ah Detective, I was just looking for you, I may need your help in this investigations…… everyone on this board is anonymous. Could you help me find out how to tell everyone apart? You seem to have some special skill I lack…….

>>213944311
Spend most of it erasing everything after enterprise from history
Make a new show after the dominion war about the reconstruction of cardassia with tones like end of the civil war, maybe throw in some ferengi carpet baggers

>>213947098
good god i talk about raping children? when? why? goddamn am i all of anonymous am I everyone? on all board throughout time and space? what horrors have i perpetuated? I ee hordes of small black and white backyard bandits, shambling terrors riddling with arthritis cancer and mechanical voice boxes, good god what have I done?

And you queers that act buddy buddy with this chomo will not be spared either

Rascals was a great episode because it's always good to see talented young actors get into the craft.

>>213947061
We'll have to contact the Commander of Land, Sea, and Air Forces.

>>213947286
i really think the young Guinan was a good actress because she got the fact that she was like a "wise beyond your years" type of character and she pulled it off. probably more of a challenge than any of the other characters.

>>213947286
Seriously, the kid who played Shotacard was great. He nailed down Stewart’s cadence and body language in a way that only a fan could. He was even able to patter with Frakes like they had been working together for years.

>>213947349
Didn't he also play Rene Picard?

>>213946085
The Modcard has triumphed! All hail the Modcard!

>>213947377
yes

>>213946846
Anon. I already set in motion an unstoppable series of events that include you being executed for involvement in terrorism. Nothing can save you now. The calls been made. You should make peace with Jesus Christ the one true God and King of kings before your execution. I will not be coming back here my work is done. I’ve listened to enough men’s death rattles

>>213947143
Wasn't a changeling pretending to be Bashir for months but nobody noticed?

Report.

>>213945598
>945

>>213947692
Is that her latest weigh-in?

I had such high hopes for trek.

>>213944311
3 more seasons of Enterprise

>>213944514
the kind that doesn't collect overpriced trinkets and memorabilia, except those he selectively and nonsensically deems worthy of ownership

>>213944998
This site is being flooded by newfags and reddit refugees who don't know how to handle trolls.

>>213945598
Jesus, is this edited or did she actually get that fucking fat
That's some deathfeeder shit

>>213948215
Oh please, this has been going on for the last five years.

>>213947286
It was a shit episode because it was called "Rascals" and they didn't do any goofy Little Rascals shit

>>213948262
That's what I meant

Nutrek killed the will to troll in most people, so now we've moved on to the insane ramblings timeline.

babylon 5 is so much better than trek it's not even funny
TNG peaked with best of both worlds, DS9 peaked with the dominion war. both of them aping babylon 5's episodic continuity.

>>213948269
the only "Our Gang" is on turkana iv

>>213948476
snotty brat

>>213948478
I just called my sister to tell her that joke

>>213948577
Liar

>>213948476
At leats get your timelines straight before posting bait

>>213945598
>Ensign, you've Gaines 40kg since your last physical
>Is there a matter with the food stores on ship?

>>213948720
it's not even really debatable, so a little puzzled why you call it bait. no one who has watched both shows prefers trek

>>213948732
You're hurting the thread.

test

>>213948636
I mean, I can show you a heavily censored phone screenshot saying I made a phone call 9 minutes ago, but I don't know what the point of that would be
Anyway, she thought it was funny

akoocheemoya

>>213948732
i like the technomages

>>213948804
one of the many LOTR references in the show
>>213948750
pretty sure all the dogshit post-enterprise trek does that plenty. don't you have a schizo here who spams the deeply unpopular trek anime?

>>213948750
It's okay. detective schizo anon will solve this critical problem

>>213948732
You are correct. DS9 ripped off B5 and Parry settling the associated lawsuit establishes that. B5 was Shadow War out of the gate, while DS9 floundered as a space mall workplace show until they desperately launched the Dominion War in S03.

>>213949009
>a space mall workplace show
the mall knife store all fulla mek'leths and pewter replicas of bajoran orbs

>>213949009
The Dominion are just some government from another part of the galaxy, not some ancient race of demon-aliens who are basically the powers of darkness manifest.

B5 is good vs. evil in a way that Star Trek never is.

>>213949092
>It's the Jake and Nog throw Gramilian sand peas on the heads of pedestrians on the Lower Concourse episodes

That was a three episode arc.

>>213949009
Never again will a show allow 50 episodes of character and worldbuilding before the stakes kick in. Hell, most shows are lucky to get 50 episodes at all.

>>213948476
>>213949009

>plagiarizes your show, as confirmed by legal settlement, Walter Koenig, JMS
>"I don't think about you"
hmmm

>>213949585
did they admit it with settlement? or did they settle to sweep it under the rug unconfirmed?

>>213944311
New series that follows established lore while also expanding on it. Anything released after ENT is also made non-canon.

>Series would take place ~2450. Federation has learned the hard lessons of the Dominion war. Begin widespread campaign of exploration, but also have adopted slightly more militaristic outlook on things (security forces arent retarded, ships are all more capable of defending themselves)
>New ship for long range exploration, on their own most of the time but every so often return to federation space
>New crew, TNG-esque main cast but also some more enlisted personel as recurring characters
>good mix of thought-provoking discoveries (TNG), inter-personal conflicts (DS9) and more darker stories that challenge federation values
>Lets just leave the kids home this time

... you know like they always should have done this whole time.

What sucks about Deep Space Nine being a ripoff of B5 is that there's a lot of stuff in DS9 that doesn't need to be there, like the Prophets garbage, but it's there because B5 had similar fantasy adjacent themes.

>>213949648
so ENT but not a prequel?

>>213949467
After B5 ended, JMS got to do more Babbyverse in a series and movie. When DS9 died, that was that except for a cameo on Lower Decks.

>>213949692
and with decent technology, but sure.

>>213947607
Yeah that's my point. The Founders used Bashir to create a communist revolution in Feringinar which was ultimately successfull with Rom being installed as Grand Nagus. Using communism to line their pockets is the ultimate scam.

>>213949719
To be fair, that's because the show they did after DS9 was Enterprise and that killed the franchise until the reboot movies, which led to Discovery, and we all know how that turned out.

>>213949856
What does God need with a schizo?

>>213949282
>Captain Sheridan, the most dangerous evil criminal in the galaxy has escaped and he's hiding somewhere on Babylon 5!
>No Captain Sheridan, actually I'm good and the government is evil!
That's 30% of Babylon 5

>>213949948
And it foreshadowed the inevitable civil war.

>>213949948
yeah but then they send based evil chekov to hunt the good guy and it's awesome

>>213949669
>trek shits on religion at every opportunity
>suddenly ds9 comes out and spirituality/religion is important
roddenberry would've been furious that they perverted his message just to rip off a less popular show

>>213949986
best part of evil chekov is that he's often more competent than the protagonists, and in the end he generally gets what he wants

>>213949999
>????
checked but christianity is canonically true

>>213949986
Chekhov is the best but Alfred is bester

>>213949999
Religion is important but only for Middle Eastern coded characters like Bajorans. Christianity is still seen as a primitive belief from when we didn’t know any better..

>>213949898
To send a projectile through someone’s forehead apparently. Those are the last words Goliath heard. You’ve all done a very good job of making it very clear I am no longer associated with your organization and we left things on bad terms because of clearly illustrated moral differences. I don’t really know much about computers, but if you think you’re going to get away from me, if you think we need to differentiate or prove anything, you don’t understand. Every single person here that isn’t me is a member of a terrorist organization that they participated in knowing it was sex trafficking children. There are no innocent people here. Not one. You are all compromised. No one needs to differentiate you. I just have to be sure they can differentiate me

>>213950310
You are about to die

>>213949669
michael piller's original idea for the prophets was a very good one. if you want encounters with different cultures then what could be more different from the federation than a religion which is actually based on something real? but paramount didn't like religion-heavy episodes and bareil was a flop as a character so it never lived up to its initial potential. it still had some very solid episodes though. i only think it was only really the seventh season when they went overboard with things, turning sisko fully messianic and shit.

>>213950398
Rapture is one of my favorite episodes though

>>213949669
The Prophets are there from episode one.

>>213947607
This was a whole year before that happened

>good acting
>decent characters (best since VOY)
>godawful writing
what the fuck is this show's problem?

>>213950361
Logically speaking, if there are children here who are actively being abused and trafficked yet you believe everyone in the thread must die, that means you're also intending harm towards the very children you're trying to """protect""" in your schizo delusions.

Fascinating.

>>213950420
oh, i love it too. i think the show would have been better off if that had been his only moment of becoming that messiah figure who talks with the gods, though. what if they never told him what they wanted him to do again after that? how does that affect him as a character if he gets just that moment's taste of spiritual ecstasy only to have it yanked away and he spends the rest of his life wishing it'd come back?

>>213950773
The "decent characters" you're talking about are stolen from other shows. Pike, Kirk, Spock, Chapel, even Ngubu are all characters from TOS.

Their characterizations in this show are terrible because the writing is terrible and the creatives don't understand Star Trek.
The way the helmsman talks to the Captain is disgusting.
>"Hey... are you gonna say the thing? Heh! Cowabunga dude!"

>>213944311
have everybody involved with Bad Robot chemically castrated and legally forbidden from working on anything involved with syence fyction ever again

then write a show that mashes tng/ds9 style exploration with outer limits/twilight zone social commentary while maintaining an overarching story arc

>>213947103
>spends the whole episode getting really into his role as labor organizer and refusing to the pressure
>finally cuts a weak deal with quark and then quits the bar anyway
Miles should've beat his scab ass instead of Worf.

>>213950819
>kirk is barely in SNW so he doesn't count
>pike chapel and mbenga existed on TOS but had basically no characterization.
All the existing and new characters are believable and feel like real characters. And the actors are pretty good.

I hope they give M'Benga more stuff to do because I think he's probably the best actor of the cast. I also like his character a lot, but maybe that's because he reminds me of O'Brien with his Klingon war backstory.

I would compare this to STD where after 5 seasons we still barely knew anything about 75% of the bridge crew because it was the Michael Bunrham Hour.

The writing on the other hand is pretty bad. Other than the awful musical episode, some of the plots have decent premises that could work in TNG/DS9 but don't in SNW for some reason.

>>213951083
>All the existing and new characters are believable and feel like real characters
Wrong. You can't have good characterization with terrible writing. It's just bad all around, anon. None of these characters talk to each other like they're on a starship in a Star Trek show. I'm sorry that you don't recognize what that is meant to look or sound like.
>the actors are pretty good
Like the guy who is 10 years too old to play Kirk who has none of his charisma?

fuck off, nu trek trannoid

>>213950819
Charitable of you to call them creatives

>>213951191
>You can't have good characterization with terrible writing
Of course you can, autist. VOY is a perfect example. Good characters but a lot of bad writing. You can have good interpersonal stuff while the overall episode is meh to trash. Especially within the context of a Star Trek episode.
>Like the guy who is 10 years too old to play Kirk who has none of his charisma?
he's had guest appearances in like 3 episodes. who gives a fuck lol

>>213951297
Well, that's traditionally the role anyway. Not that any of these people know what they're doing or know anything about Star Trek.

>>213951308
The only good characters were 7 of 9 and the doctor, and they knew it, and it was only because one of the actors was good enough to be determined to not be the worst part of the show.

>>213944311
Literally just star trek. No dark gritty realistic imagining, no trying to "return to form". I just want more star trek. Just a ship full of people just exploring space and encountering weird space shit and having to deal with it. Yes there might be a few mini arcs here and there and some character growth but overall it will be a monster of the week episodic show.

>nu trek faggot replying to himself now
Yeeeeeeeeeeeesh, just a non stop cavalcade of psychos today.

>>213951475
Tuvok was good and Janeway was good when they let her be crazy

>>213951545
All of the non-human characters were good in their own way, which was partially Rick Berman’s design. That also accounts for B’elana who as a Klingon mulatto was only intermittently interesting.

Just realized what I miss most about trek and tv shows from pre 2007 or so in general is the quaintness. Sucks cause that's one aspect of entertainment that is never coming back.

>>213951715
Prestige TV made it so that every show has to be high stakes and high drama now. Every NuTrek show has to be an action-packed adventure to save the galaxy.

>>213950390
on cosmic time scales we all are

>>213950819
>The way the helmsman talks to the Captain is disgusting.
>"Hey... are you gonna say the thing? Heh! Cowabunga dude!"
So like Tom Paris, but fuckable?

>flaccid reddit defense
Pathetic

>>213951783
They still make cop/firefighter/medical procedurals but they are quite possibly the most pozzed form of entertainment that exist for the sole reason of message pushing. Episodic/procedural shows are on life support and I suspect by the time boomers reach the point of not being an active spending force in the market they'll just stop making them.

There is no quaintness or naivete in it. No real sincerity. It's just a tool to exploit the boomer audience that has been sitting down once a week to watch NCIS for the past 15 fucking years and will continue doing so even if every single episode is playing leftwing talking point bingo.

SNW is the best supposed "episodic" scifi we are ever going to get and it's gargoyle asshole level bad.

I'm just here for the filking

>>213951715
i miss the understanding that the main cast are going to be mature and professional adults who won't start screaming at each other over every disagreement

Love how you point out how much of a glib facsimile that SNW is and the defense crew pops up to go YEAH BUT and STAR TREK HAS ALWAYS DONE [thing]

>>213950782
I've always thought they should have gone the other way and made him go crazier and crazier as the show went on. He should have been living outside the fire caves for weeks at least, eating crickets and neglecting his hygiene so he looks absolutely batshit when Dukat and Winn finally arrive.

>>213951875

I liked Picard season 3 and would def check it out if that same guy was the showrunner. They had a great set up and a solid second send-off for the old TNG cast.

As usual, Paramount dropped the ball though.

>>213952382
Patrick Stewart was terrible in it. Why did Picard have to age into a feeble, weak, pathetic old loser? He had a lot of input into the direction they went with the character so I blame him a for it. In general it just didn't feel like Star Trek to me. The visual language of all of nu-trek is derived from the Bad Robot movies and STD and that isn't what trek looks like. The story had that same nu-trek stench that STD did. It didn't feel like a story the characters belonged in. I went into it after watching the RLM vid and reading what people here said about it and was very disappointed unfortunately.

>>213949999
In TOS they went to the Roman planet and found out at the end that the Roman rebels they were running with weren't worshipping the sun but the Son as in Son of God.

genuinely seethed irl when picard and q sentimentally embraced like old friends. felt like bout as big of a fuck you to the audience as ive ever seen.

>>213952543
I literally had an assgasm when they embraced. Involuntarily moaned out loud and everything.

>>213952509
>I went into it after watching the RLM vid and reading what people here said about it and was very disappointed unfortunately.
same thing happened to me. all i can figure is that the rest of nutrek must be a level of terrible i can't even fathom if people thought the enterprise d flying inside the borg death star was good by comparison.

>>213952509
I feel like Picard was made because Stewart wanted revenge on TNG fans for being so cringe.
>You don’t deserve a positive role model like Jean Luc Picard! Watch me deconstruct everything you love about him, you fools!

>>213952715
My sense is that he doesn't understand the character. It sounds kinda ridiculous on the face of it because there are many, many episodes where it just feels like it'd be impossible for him to deliver the performance he did without a deep understanding of the character. But maybe he understood it at the time and it slipped away after 20+ years of not playing him or his own personality changed too much in old age or he just got mind-virused by living in California all that time. If you watch newer interviews with him about it he sounds pretty off.

>>213952543
Better than at the start of the season 2 when he REEEEEEed at Q for just showing up.

>>213952967
ok but both are shit right we're in agreement about that?

>>213952778
he understood the character perfectly well. he just never liked the character all that much.

>>213952601
I agree on the Nu-Trek part - I dipped out on Discovery after episode 2, and made it about 20 minutes into Picard S1E1.
Despite that it felt like the Season 3 showrunner was trying to steer the ship back into the old kino NextGen territory. But he was working within the established Paramount hellhole, established Picard plot arcs, and dealing with Stewart being a senile dick.
Yea to a starving man, a shit sandwich is a feast..but I would rather gamble on a new show under that showrunner than try and sit through any more SNW. It's obvious they really hate the fact that Pike and Spock were straight white men and they had to use them to build a series around. The the fucking casting and retarded shit on SNW is just beyond horrible.
The only way to really wash the nutrek stain off ST is a GenX adult showrunner at a different studio who bans all millennials from the writers room and who has the balls/power to ignore studio exec notes etc. IE it's never going to happen. A phaser blast to the head of Alex Kurtzman would help. Maximum setting.

Roberto Orci dying of aids or whatever the fuck was a piece of news most welcome. If Kurtzman could get raped by a pack of chimps and then skinned alive that'd be super too.

>>213953132
Terry Matalas is a faggot who thinks he's the Trek God, he can fuck off. Hate that neckbeard. He's like Dave Filoni.

TNG S2E1 'The Child' hit very close to home.

>>213953448
In what way? For me it's one of the worst episodes.

>>213953470
because I'm God who awoke in his own nightmare.

>>213953611
Oh ok keep schizoing then

we will watch the full run of ENT, in a cozy suspended misty mansion after the Apocalypse. And the ENT Movies.

genuinely don't remember a single thing about ENT other than wanting to fuck tpol and squeeze those bolt ons

>>213951715
>what do i miss? oh yea the boring shit that nobody cares about

>>213953659
Sorry you're a soulless gremlin bro.

"Computer. Amensia Protocol on. 1996, first person perspective. Birth. Demiurge World. Program, bring the Apocalypse."

O’Brien is a TNG character, not a DS9 character, retards

>>213944311
I make all nu-Trek officially non-canon by rebranding it as something like "Star Trek What If". The rest of the money goes into HD treatments of DS9 and Voyager. Also maybe a one-off movie set sometime after DS9/Voyager, if Peter Weir is still alive he can direct it. I will drown him in money to get him out of retirement if I have to.

>>213949999

Christ in all his incarnations has been part of Star Trek from the Beginning.

>>213944311
I do an unapologetic 90s to early 2000's looking Trek Show.

No special settings. No 'we're lower decks' or 'we're a freighter'. Just the Enterprise.

continuation. It is after Voyager. But not intensely far after it.

key points;

-cozy sets. not chrome movie sets. I'm talking carpets and nice cozy sets.
-nice 90s to early 2000s look to the actual video itself.
-nice colorful uniforms.
-Do not rely in a foundational way on any previous captains or references. No Wesley Crusher as Captain. No Picard's Son as captain. We introduce a new hit captain.
-no current slang. keep the Trek way of communicating.
-military decorum upheld

It’s not a coincidence that the best trek show is a ripoff of another show

>>213954047
Sounds a bit dated, needs to be modernized to bring in the new audiences. Remember, Star Trek isn't just for you.

>>213944549
Rare breed

>>213944793
That was like half of DS9

imagine spraying a fat load all over prime trois giant bush

>>213949648
>>213947232
These.

>>213954258
Remember to screech "I FUCKING LOVE CORPORATE INITIATIVES" at the top of your lungs! That's what star trek's all about

>>213954375
Nana Visitor's okay, but none of the DS9 women really did anything for me.

>>213944549
Yeah that's not an incredibly suspicious thing to say or anything

>>213944514
TNG and DS9

>>213945020
>to the guy who is just sitting here replying to/provoking the schizo
You illiterate or something?

Kes did something for me as a kid and now I have a fetish for sultry voices and voices I find attractive in general. I learned an entire language cause I found women speaking it hot.

>>213949648
TIGHT TIGHT TIGHT

>>213944311
Back to fucking basics
>erase Picard era bullshit from canon
>show takes place 30 years after TNG
>Enterprise-G going off on a new 5 year mission

I find it funny that Bashir was canonically retarded as a child.

>>213954837
Not much changed

>>213950773
You said it already
>godawful writing

>>213954830
>Enterprise-G
moving the STO timeline up by like 10 years so they could decommission the F and make the G some shitty kitbash ship was bullshit
fuck you Terry

>>213951715
same ._.

I think it's great that you can find all of the episodes of Star Trek on Odysee, but what irks me is that you have to sift through so much garbage to get to it. There are so many pointless reviews and watch-alongs that shit up the search. It's obnoxious

>>213955012
Why don't you just pirate it?

>>213952967
at least that was slightly closer (by like 0.001%) to how you'd expect him to act

>>213955052
>FUCK YOU Q
>FUCK Q
>I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BULLSHIT!!
>RRRAAAAAGGGGHHHHH
not really no

>>213953818
Are you being obtuse or just stupid?

I love Picard when hes right

>>213944311
Show covering the Ambassador era of starships, maybe about the Cardassian War.

>>213955095
0.0001% then
you just know somewhere in the back of his mind he wished he could grab Q by the leg and whip him into the wall like a gorilla

i don't get why picard had to swear so much in his show, either
he's so much more classier than that
and canonically he swears in french anyway

>>213955187
This

>>213955260
because millennial writers think swearing and cursing makes their writing mature

>>213955366
based

How badly would Kurtzman fuck this up

>>213955366
What's the very best uniform in your opinion Trek? Can be from any setting.

>>213955623
i don't hate the idea of an enterprise sequel series but i hate the idea of a trek show with a politician as the main character

>>213955734
He shouldn't be the president, maybe an admiral or ambassador

>>213954847
He’s one of those characters in a piece of fiction that makes you question the social awareness of the writers

>>213952543
When Q showed up on DS9 O’Brien told Sisko by literally saying “we have a huge problem”
They had briefings in starfleet about how to tard wrangle Q

>>213955623
more than you'd expect, but less than you'd hope
i.e. it'll inflict some new kind of psychic damage, but it won't be so bad as to wrap around again and be 'funny bad'

>>213953818
O'Brien was a background character on TNG and an actual character on DS9.

>>213944261
I still see him singing everytime

>>213955703
Honestly kinda hard to say. I grew up watching TNG, so probably something like
>S3-S7 TNG uniforms > Early DS9/VOY uniforms = Late DS9/TNG movie uniforms >>> powergap >>> S1 TNG uniforms
Tbh depending on the day, I might flip the station unis and the movie unis; the grey movie ones just look so comfy. I haven't seen enough TOS to make a good call on their uniforms.

>>213952967
The "edgy Q" thing where he's yelling and slapping Picard and speaking in empty riddles killed my soul

>>213952601
>the rest of nutrek must be a level of terrible i can't even fathom if people thought the enterprise d flying inside the borg death star was good by comparison
You're not wrong. For the record I didn't like season 3 as much as the hack frauds but it is pretty much by default the best thing to ever come out of Nutrek, which still isn't saying much but it had its share of decent moments and ideas, even if it went off the rails after the changling subplot.

>>213956193
I love the early TNG uniforms unironically

OP here I fukin love ya guys

>>213946756
These fuckers are both hilarious and terrifying.

theyre splittin da threads again

Midway through season 7 of Voyager on my timeline watchthrough. Watching the two parter about the Hirogens vs rebel holograms. Voyagers space-battle effects really improved over time. However it's ridiculous that there's a wussy Hirogen engineer. I guess it kinda works I don't know. Its sort of like if they had ever once shown a smart Klingon warp theory specialist or something. Pretty funny that the holograms btfo the Hirogens on their own holodeck. I'm only 15 minutes in. It's a pretty good episode.

>>213956737
It's also ridiculous that they'd run into the Hirogen again halfway across the quadrant

Ass
Tiddies
Ass & Tiddies

The S2 intro of DS9 is one of the best executed multi part episodes I’ve ever seen in a sci fi show
>Everything flows together
>each episode has different enough premise to feel like its own episode
It’s amazing

>>213957011
Cause its well written and based

>>213956864
Meh that doesn't bother me as much.

>>213956553
Such a great photo. Image you’re Brent Spiner walking around the paramount backlot in full costume and makeup at the height of the show(and your career). Must’ve been fun.

>>213957405
*imagine

>>213957011
li nallas needed more to do in part 3 and his death wasn't as impactful as it could have been. that's my only complaint with the writing.

What’s the point of doctors in starfleet
I swear to god they just wave a device in front of everything
I feel like you could teach a Klingon to do it

>>213957011
It's where the show really hits its stride. Everything just finally clicks, from the characters to the pace to the tone. Dax especially comes into her own as the manic pixie dream girl of the show instead of the female Spock she was made to be in the first season.

Kes looks uncannily similar to Natalie Dormer in this episode.

>>213957519
They should've had Kes become a woman sooner instead of trying to keep her as a girl

Remember how Bashir was so retarded that both Sisko and Garak had to get him to realize Garak is a spy

>>213956372
they are charming and very of their time, but I'm distracted by how uncomfortable they look

>>213956864
eh it kinda makes sense, they do say they're a fragmented people and that they've been essentially flying in random unknown directions looking for more shit to kill, it stands to reason a few are ahead of voyager

>>213956864
>>213958001
It makes the most sense of any species they encountered

>>213957503
y'know how if you dislocate your shoulder, all you have to do is pop it back in? seems simple enough. however, if you're not a doctor and you try it, you risk ripping tendons and doing permanent nerve damage. i imagine it's the same, and if you don't use the devices right, you give yourself tumors that later need to be dealt with

Neelix bros....
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EN1UK1oWjaE

I fucking love the cardassians
Scheming goofballs is so much more enjoyable than any other antagonist

>>213958228
>grr noo the good guys had a mengele who experimented on me and gave me space aids so i killed mengele and turned into them and then i gave other shapeshifters space aids and then i worked with the BORg and then i froze in space and died even though my species can exist in space and
Yes, spoonheads are quite refreshing compared to other antags

>>213958815
Any time Garak shows up I just immediately know to start paying attention

>>213958871
andy robinson does have that effect. ds9 in general has an abnormally strong cast, at almost no point am I thinking "aw fuck it's an X episode".

>>213959026
The man emotes through layers of makeup, out of focus and in the background, better than most actors do normally

What are you up to, Javert?

>>213958184
Love Uncy Neel

90s trek vision of the future is incredibly comfy. Nutrek is generic neon city, what gives?

>>213960171
nice wallpaper and dog

>>213942582
Where do I get one of these but with Kira
>>213944311
26, 45-minute episodes of Nana Visitor frolicking in lingerie.

This episode is literally me holy shit

>>213960411
I spent too much time on this

Really The Voyager?

Anyone see they are making a Voyager video game? Looks cool with resource collection being a mechanic.

>>213960921
If its a new adventure every time kind of thing then it might be cool

>>213960936
https://youtu.be/CaBS9U90IxQ?si=822j5R-0e2jeOB4h

>>213960921
Yeah I'm looking forward to how weird the alt-continuity stuff will get.

>>213944150
Do niggas not use Pluto?

>>213960857
Why does star trek hate the Irish?

>>213961636
BLACK
AS
BOG

doctor I need stimulants
>Crusher: You have no medical NEED
>Pulaski: Sure champ, don't spend 'em all in one place

>>213961636
Butcher Pilled

>>213944311
Base it off the aftermath of Klingon Academy showing the rise of K'mpec and how he became Chancellor, how the Empire changed under his leadership and why they became friends with the Feds. So essentially the show Rome but with Klingons.

>>213946734
Based, thanks

>>213957519
Trying to picture the actress screaming while naked and shitfaced and yelling at cops and getting arrested all with that gorgeous, sultry voice.

>>213957672
she should have never been a girl because that is fucking insane.

>>213963169
Klingons are boring as fuck even as a supporting race. Terrible, terrible idea.

>>213964240
klingon episodes are always great though? they've never managed to be boring. klingon politics is great too.

>>213964284
>klingon politics is great too.
Our common ground is nonexistent so I'll just agree to disagree

>>213960921
I'd be interested to see where it goes but Idon't know if resource collection and Trek really go together. Intelligence collection perhaps, some sort of reward for taking the diplomatic approach or doing the least harm when things get ugly. I'd rather have a Trek game be more like a puzzle game than anything. Trying to find that exact moment to keep control of the situation by initiating combat or retreating or just realizing you're dealing with forces beyond the federation's comprehension. Really step into the shoes of the captain or another bridge officer.

>>213964240
Just need to develop the non warrior parts of society, they got terribly flanderized.

>>213964411
There is already resurgence for that, it's exactly what you're describing, it ok

They fucked this nigga up.

Hellooooooooo

>>213959597
i would betray my race for Hoshi

1pm edt
you know the place

>>213965463
trekpu no! bad frog!

>>213965374
Theres only one race the human race

Betraying your race in the trek world is slamming klingon puspuss

>>213964240
>he doesn't like Shakespeare

>>213965656
nah I think khan was onto something

>If scientific knowledge was all we were after, then the Federation would've built a fleet of probes, not starships. Exploration is about seeing things with your own eyes.
I like this line from Janeway

>>213965892
Voyager has some great lines on occasion.
Just shame its all bipolar

lend me an ear

>>213948723
"It's not my fault the replicator will make as much bacon as I want!"
>>213948236
If you can't tell that's AI-generated, you need to get off the Internet immediately.

>>213950827
t. authoritarian fascist who thinks he's the good guy

>>213966013
It's not all bipolar, that's as much of a Star Trek myth as "Kirk is a wild ladies man always fucking alien women"

There are like 6 Voyager episodes out of 170+ where Janeway is truly Insaneway.

>>213966172
That's not what it means, insaneway is more about having completed 180s episode to episode when faced with the exact same kind of situation it's a coin flip to how she'll act

>>213966172
You mean 6 episodes where she is not Insaneway?
>>213966265
Really this is why everyone thinks she's bipolar. Voyager episodes are often the exact same premise as an older episode but instead of reacting consistently she'll choose the complete opposite approach for no explained reason.

Speaking of Voyager, I just finished watching One Small Step. Loved it, felt like a classic

>>213966304
No, I mean 6 episodes where she is Insaneway.

Feel free to list more.

>>213966391
S4-S7 VOY is heavily underrated due to the shitty Borg episodes and the shitty ending. Almost everything else is very, very consistently good.

>>213966423
See >>213966265

>>213966438
It still has the reset button problem

>>213966493
it has a lot of problems and their only solution is more doctor

>>213966438
Really? Watching through it for the first time, it was apparent to me that the Kes era sucked compared to season 4 onwards. Sure, it leans heavy on Borg and Doctor storylines but still, surprised I'm in the minority

>>213966503
Anon he's saying 4-7 are the good seasons

>>213966501
True

>>213966526
I know but he mentioned season 4-7 is underrated, I thought most people would like that end of Voyager more

>>213966602
Well I'm nta but I can only assume it's a wording problem, maybe better to say
>Voyager is severely underrated and is consistently good seasons 4-7 save for the stupid Borg episodes

Someone going to bake?

>>213966662
NEW
>>213966728
>>213966728
>>213966728

>>213965463
kek. I love trekpus.

>>213965892
archer says this at one point in ENT, and nukirk says something like this at the start of the robot space octopus episode
I wonder how many times its uttered in the franchise

>>213966157
please don't sign your posts, it's bad etiquette here