Thread 213944292

Best Naked Gun joke? (all movies)

"Who are you? How did you get in here?"
"I'm the locksmith. And I'm a locksmith."

When Ed fights the guy he thinks beat up Dr. Meinheimer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D19nGdtF-Xk

>>213944292 (OP)
>white guy, mustache, about 6'2
>that's an awfully big mustache

>>213944292 (OP)
Does she accidentally knee him in the balls when they roll back on the bed, or am I looking at it wrong?
https://youtu.be/GyBrCwiq5ZY

>>213944292 (OP)
The statues and the "sexual assault with a concrete dildo??". Made me die laughing when I was a kid, still makes me die laughing now.
https://youtu.be/H0M6iv52qtc?si=Cf4xYmR2WQxDlmUa

"Married, one child. That didn't work out, so next time, he married a grown woman."

The microscope gag is so stupid yet so hilarious.
>"Use your open eye, Frank"

>And where the hell was I?
*jungle noises*

"Let's put your Crying Judy doll in the trash compactor, shall we?"

>You gotta watch yourself in this place, prison changes a man
Oh yeah, how so?
>I used to be white.

"Alright, Luka, I've got a gun in your ribs!"
"I'm not Luka. And those aren't my ribs."

>>213944292 (OP)
Like a midget at a urinal i have to keep on my toes

>>213945378
This is it for me. The delivery kills me every single time.

>>213944292 (OP)
"And I FAKED every orgasm!"

>>213945720
Like a blind man at an orgy, I'd have to feel things out

>>213944292 (OP)
Too many to pick from

Does the new one have any good ones?

any of the parking gags, police squad included

>>213946037
lmao

>>213946017
>you can't fight city hall
>I know, it's a building

i have an idea for a joke/reference to naked gun
>nice beaver!
*cut to massive vaginal bush*
>thanks, i'm growing it for the winter

Nothing tops this one for me

>Sex, Frank?
>Uhh, not right now, Ed. We've got work to do

all the jokes are fukcing gold

>>213946037
>Jim fell first, then I shot Twice, once.

>>213944292 (OP)
The opening sequence with all the world's worst leaders of the day OR the White House dinner OR the long piss while wearing a live mike during a press conference

the penis poop pee pee butt joke xD

>>213947424
I though mike is dead

>>213944292 (OP)
The best jokes are in the TV show Police Squad.
Most of them were re-used in the first film.

>Because of you, this city is being overrun by baboons
>Well... isn't that the fault of the voters?

>>213948661
that's good
>It'll be dangerous and involve being around some of the scummiest elements of our society
>You want me to be in your cabinet?

>>213945982
Imagine doing this joke today

>I'll be departing tomorrow for Boston where I'll be delivering a major address to the American Archaeological society. And I'm booked on Geraldo next week.
>You're going on Geraldo because of this?
>No. My wife is a transsexual Satan worshiper.

>>213946017
“I run a night club. You should come see it some time. It’s the kind of place a man can, as the Black Eyed Peas once said, get retarded in here.”

They sure are funny.

>>213944292 (OP)
I'm a particular fan of the Oscar sequence from 33 1/3

>officers take her away and book her!
>officer takeraway, officer booker

>>213944292 (OP)
i like when he pays informant for info and then informant asks him a quesiton and he has to pay him the same money back to get him to talk.

>>213944292 (OP)
>movies
Police Squad! was funnier. Yes, it was a show first, hence the subtitle "From the files of Police Squad!.

>>213945333
>>213945337
>>213945669
I literally randomly just watched this for the first time in years. Who the fuck is spying on me and posting these threads?

Why do people from Eastern Europe love these movies and Airplane!, Hot Shots, and the other parody movies of that era so much? Every Balkanite I've talked to about /tv/ loves those movies. From PHDs to motel housekeepers, they all love those stupid movies. Is it because they represented the opposite of Soviet repression?

>>213944292 (OP)
>"Cuban?"
>Eh, no, Dutch-Irish. My father was from Wales.

>>213952961
Because the movies are all simple English visual puns or less?

>>213952324
All 6 episodes of it. Could have been packaged into a prequel movie

>>213945555
Checked

>>213953159
>visual puns
Yes, that is true, but a lot of the jokes are American English wordplay and idioms that wouldn't make sense to Balkan people.

>H-heroin, Frank...
>Now Nordberg, that's a pretty tall order, you're gonna have to give me a couple of days on that one

"Have you seen him? He's been a bad boy...he blew up a building he shouldn't have."

>>213946037
>>213954259
where did you get this with this good quality?

>>213955027
BluRay rip I downloaded from RARBG about 9 years ago.

1080p.BluRay.DDP5.1.x264-BTN

>Not one man on the force will rest for one minute until he's behind bars
>Now let's grab a bite to eat

I'm gonna need something to refresh my memory about it.

>>213945127
Holy FPBP

>>213946017
Lieutenant Frank Drebin
Me too!

>>213946017
Frank Drebin Jr.: Excuse the mess. I, uh... I haven't had the heart to clean since she died.
Beth Davenport: My condolences. How did she pass?
Frank Drebin Jr.: Great, 50 yards easy. Arm like a cannon... and then, she died. She was the sweetest woman I've ever known.
Beth Davenport: She sounds like a saint.
Frank Drebin Jr.: Or maybe a Bronco or a 49er. We would have been happy with any team, really... anyone but the Browns.

I'M SORRY I CAN'T HEAR YOU, DON'T FIRE THE GUN WHEN TALKING

>>213952854
We're just so interested in a maverick mind like yours that has the genius spark to out of nowhere decide to watch the original naked gun mere weeks after the remake comes out when nobody else would have remembered about the original or compared it to the new one, truly revolutionary. Tell us your secrets, oh mighty one

>"...this place changes a man."

https://youtu.be/nR8ZIrvqYBM

>Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas stabbing a guy in the middle of the park in full view of a hundred people, I shoot the bastards. That's my policy.
>THAT WAS A SHAKESPEARE IN THE PARK PRODUCTION OF JULIUS CAESAR YOU MORON!

>>213949227
Funny part is there is nothing even offensive about it. It's just absurdist but you know someone would gasp.

What things do you want to know from Johnny?

>>213957516
>You killed 5 actors
>GOOD ONES

>>213952961
Smart people with a good sense of humor.

>>213944292 (OP)
The scene where Nordberg gets stuck under the car and constantly hit in the crotch was one of the funniest scenes I've seen in a movie. They all have clever jokes yet that dumb scene really got me good.

>commissioner it's for you
>hello?
>he did what now...
>Oh good evening commissioner
>Drebin! Do you realize that because of you this city is overrun with baboons?
>Well wouldn't that be more the fault of the voters?
>distant rimshot from background

>>213956601
this desu
it's obv not as good as the OGs but this joke felt like pure zuckers humour
probably the best remake we've had in decades

>>213946017
The bit with the winter cabin and the snowman kept getting better and better

>>213958902
I need to rewatch it. So many blink it and you'll miss it moments and absolutely on point joke writing they way they did before

>>213946276
ENRICO PALAZZO

In the new one, when Frank Jr is having that lustful inner monologue about Pamela Anderson's character, and then we turn to hear every cop have different inner monologues as they stare at Pamela Anderson's ass

>>213952535
>BANG BANG BANG
I can't hear the message while you're shooting me

>>213946017
I can't remember it exactly but
>If you kill him you'll always have that voice in the back of your head saying:
>"That was awesome"

>>213950587
>pop culture reference instead of something actually clever
That's pathetic.

>>213955689
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCm9788Tb5g

>>213944292 (OP)
saw the new one at the kinoplex. never seen the originals. it was alright, got a steady trickle of laughs from me, lots of simple gags aimed at older audiences and minimal faggatronix. Liam Neeson was a good cast. wouldn't recommend paying for a ticket but it's watchable for sure.

>>213959214
Kek, haven't seen the movie yet but it looks like somebody understood the assignment

>>213959162
was really surprised by how good it was desu i was expecting something good but it was 10/10 better than i could've predicted

I'll just leave this here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4CizzE-zZo

Liam Neeson and Pamela did an interview in UK for a radio:

Radio DJ:
"So Liam, how do you not laugh while filming?"

Liam Neeson:
"I think of my dead mother"

>>213959615
lmao

>>213959615
>Alright Liam let's try some Knock Knock jokes to start off
>Knock Knock
We're Closed

'A message from Vincent Ludwig' probably got me the hardest on first watch
https://youtu.be/CSoBlRxg5-k
Just the hand after waving set me off

>>213959329
The point was saying "retarded" in 2025.

>>213952961
Just about everyone in Finland knows them too, Sweden too if i had to take a gander

>>213952961
People learning englich, like the Scandis like watching comedies, if their english is good enough, they understand the joke and laugh, if they don't laugh, they look up whatever vocab they're missing.

>>213961404
>People learning englich

>>>213944292 (OP)
>Bad guy sets off trap he left Frank and his wife and falls off the roof
>Falls and screams like he's gonna die
>Bounces off an awning and he's fine
>Dusts himself off and runs away, laughing cuz he got away with it
>Immediately gets eaten by a lion

>>213961668
Learning Änglisch

>>213961703
>THAT MAN!!!
>five different dudes immediately stand up holding guns to female hostages

>>213945175
kek, the end always gets me

Already forgotten

>>213961818
I'm wating for the HD rip before I forget it

>>213946017
The "hospital" confession one was preddy gud

>>213954259
>Combing Flamingo

>>213952961
Here is the actual answer.
These movies were shown on TV pretty regularly and even with losing a bunch of jokes to translation the visual slapstick carries them through.
>Is it because they represented the opposite of Soviet repression?
These movies got airtime late 1990s/early 2000s.
Don't overthink good comedy.

>This week he is being honored for his 1000th drug dealer killed - ladies and gentlemen, please welcome Lieutenant Frank Drebin of police squad.
>*applause*
>In all honesty the last two I backed over with my car, luckily they turned out to be drug dealers

>Blowing away a fleeing suspect with my .44 magnum used to mean everything to me. I enjoyed it - well, who wouldn't?

The dock bribe scene or Nordberg's death/floating chalk is pretty funny, but the completely nonchalant way they sometimes imply that Drebin is killing people left and right is pretty funny to me.

>>213952961
Eastern Euro countries only had a few tv channels well into the mid-2000s. Under communism it was literally one tv channel.
They could always say “Did you watch X last night?” And hear back “Omg yes it was so funny when he said Y” creating a shared cultural understanding
Tv stations were rerunning these old comedies all the time. They were also low-brow and easy to understand which appealed to people who identified as dumb simple people. If a movie like pic rel came out young generations or westerners wouldnt enjoy it because they want to be seen as intellectuals. Eastern Europeans would just be like “haha he eat the beans and punched the guy”

>>213961964
It's just as funny as him running over things and people when "parking" his car.

>>213961978
these films have cult-status in western europe and a huge following, bud spencer is literally italian
what are you talking about

>>213962008
I never met any westerner who knew about them

>Italy is western europe
It is closer to the balkans, especially the more south you go

PLEASE DISPERSE
NOTHING TO SEE HERE

>>213962051
The fuck kind of people you hang with, in Germany these films were on tv for decades, everybody knew them

>>213962105
Yeah, east germans

>>213962051
carlo pedersoli had a public bath named after him in germany
i dont know how old you are, but millenials definitely grew up with his movies

>>213962119
It was national tv my dude, though it may be even more popular in those parts

>>213945175
never seen any of these movies except for latest one. This clip makes me wanna see it. Which one is this from?

>>213961892
>the scene where the camera pans up her insanely long legs with two pairs of knees

semi-related

>>213961964
>There'd been a string of murders on the east side of the city. Prostitutes murdered at laundromats. Unfortunately, I was on the west side of the city.
>I was just finishing my laundry when I got the call. My boss was already on the scene when I arrived.

>>213961818

This was vastly superior to the original.

>>213962119
west germans went to insane lengths to dub those movies. they literally invented a new german dialect for those movies.
https://de.wikipedia.org/wiki/Schnodderdeutsch

>>213944292 (OP)
The scene in the new one where Liam Neeson said Pamela Anderson had hips and an ass that would make any toilet "beg for the brown" threw my entire theater into a fit.

>>213952961
no anon
it's just that people like funny movies

>>213962051
uhuh
so they did reboot to cash on all those rich Balkan people?

>>213946017
My theater exploded with the bit about Frank talking to a guy who said Frank had shot his brother, but that could be one of 1000 guys. But then he hears it was a white dude.

>>213962433
The second one. You should just watch all of them though, they are very similar.

>>213961818
It wasnt woke or bad or anything it just wasn’t funny
Especially in current year when I can go on instagram and youtube and see much funnier memes for free

>>213963103
Case in point, I would see at least 59 “cops shoot blacks” reels during my morning shits

>>213963103
>You shot my father.
>>That could be thousands of people.
>In the back.
>>Few hundred.
>While he was running away.
>>Probably fifty.
>He was white.
>>[SLAM] So you're Patrick Allen's boy! How is he doing?

>>213963103
>>213963263
i don't get it.
if you are blood-related, your skin color would be the same. if a white person tells me i shot his brother/father, i would assume his brother/father is also white.

>>213946201
Not bad

>>213963349
He could have shot over whites, that ones just the only one that he did while running away.

>>213944292 (OP)
I like the running gag where he knocks something over every time he parks his car.

>>213944292 (OP)
This scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FjursdqfUhM&ab_channel=Nizzinny

>cigarette?
>yes, i know

>>213946037
KEK

>>213945289
This one always stood out to me.

>>213945462
>so stupid yet so hilarious
Literally the premise of naked gun

>>213959214
>Bring on the brown!
Had me howling

>>213945127
Once I got locked out of my house and had to call a locksmith. Guy just showed up and opened my door. Didn’t ask for any proof that I lived there.

>>213945127
Not a movie joke but still a classic.
Also literally every joke they recycled from the show to the movies was better delivered in the show. Although I completely understand wanting to recycle some of that material since basically nobody had seen it by then.

>>213955114
It released in 2020, get that memory checked

>>213965849
Would he have gotten in trouble had you been an intruder? Is that why he doesn't give a shit?

>>213945495
Love this one.
Also the Nordberg putting his fun together bit.
Also the you have something on the side of your mouth bit

>>213945669
>everything reminds me of her

>>213966007
Considering the company name is plastered over the side of his van, ya probably.

>>213966074
I still remember laughing my ass off at that one when I was a teenager 2000 years ago. It still gets me every time, especially with the totally serious build up.

>>213966097
So it seems like not many people try to break into houses using his skills, otherwise he'd be more paranoid.

>>213961964
I forgot about the dock scene. Foot goes through the door :)

>>213966117
Maybe it’s because I’m white

>>213966313
Fair

The scene where Drebin is talking to that informant on the docks and they keep exchanging money trying to get information out of each other. Might actually be from Police Squad! I can't remember. The scene where they have a "chalk" outline where a body was floating in the water.

Nordberg building his gun until it's a massive cannon and he blows a hole in the wall

Did internet meme culture kill good slapstick?

>>213952961
I'm American and I love them.

>>213966494
Hundreds of Beavers was a riot but this place decried it as reddit like all things fun & good natured.

>>213956069
Maybe this'll help!

>>213963349
You have autism.

>>213958914
I liked most of the movie but I thought it dragged dreadfully. It was just awkward to watch in a theatre.

Recency bias but the heat infrared camera scene in the new one had me bawling.

Bingo!

>>213961703
Which is so good because it's a callback to the escaped animals from earlier

>>213966521
Ditto
>>213966494
Probably just low intelligence of general audiences and zoomers now

But I did go day one to watch this film and my theater was packed and it was filled with laughter for the jokes. Even all the way to the clever shit they snuck into the credits

>>213965742
A moustache that big would stand out

>>213966836
They could've used an oven that wasn't spotless.

anyone have the .gif/.webm of Frank walking around the set wall?

>>213961818
nah. frank being able to beat someone with shear power feels off on several levels.

>>213944292 (OP)
>We can't just build this, it looks like a pair of tits
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bTxFFWajIII

>>213946201
Weirdly enough I feel like Family Guy did a better version of this joke
>You can't fight city hall.
>Oh yeah?
>peter runs off then comes back battered
>...City hall knows karate.

>>213968385
Nah that one isn't as good

>>213953978
Do you have any idea what localization is?

>can you take this guy?
>I can beat him blindfolded!
>What if he's not blindfolded?
>I can still take him!

As much as it pains to say it, I think Leslie Nielsen started overacting in his latter spoof movies.

>>213950587
>you can still say retarded?

>>213968868
Yeah both he and the directors seem to have kinda forgotten that deadpan was what made it all work to begin with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8r_dXbWf2Aw

frank pretending to have a broken arm while being seen at a fertility clinic always gets me

>Lt. Frank Drebin: I'm single! I love being single! I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!
>Lt. Frank Drebin: I mean at the time I was dating a lot.

HEY, IT'S ENRICO PALAZZO!

I LOVE IT

>>213945175
Jesus christ this is so funny.
The way the crook is standing over him like Ali.

>>213968733
It's hard to localize puns and wordplay

From police squad:

"We're sorry to bother you at a time like this, Mrs Twice. We would've come earlier but your husband wasn't dead yet"

>>213965852
it's insane how good those 6 episodes are. They were disappointed that it was cancelled but they also said that they were already starting to run out of jokes

>>213959251
I was kekking at that point because she was describing how drugs feel like.

>>213946017
Theres this fairly long bit with police bodycam footage that's hilarious

>>213972197
I still remember being a kid renting the videotape and thinking it was just six random episodes from a much longer show and being so goddamn disappointed when I grew up and learned the truth.

Whe he searches a dude, pulling a gun and Ed's wallet out of Ed's pocket

>>213963349
The joke is that he's shot 49 black people in the back. That's it.

>>213966552

I don't know. Still kinda hazy.

>>213965849
>hello local locksmith x house was robbed on day y with no signs of forced entry, know anything?
>yes he was x, y, z, and his license plate was w and he paid with a [brand] card and his name was [name] happy to help

>>213965937
The folder was created in 2016, but I guess that was for the lower quality version I replaced with the BluRay rip. I just figured that was about the right time since it feels like RARBG has been dead for longer than two years.

The timing in this scene are flawless

https://youtu.be/nTh9qpzhunE?si=p1DFqShUjUQZh6MM

>>213950654
I consider those to be 2 separate gags, but yeah that wine snob line tops the list.

A Touch of Cloth is worth watching if you want more of this sort of thing

>>213949339
QRD on this one? It makes me die with laughter but I don't know what it's referring to

>>213944292 (OP)
the San Onofre Nuclear Power Plant boobs joke

>>213973938
Last I checked, and it's probably been a year or so, but RARBG had lots of mirrors up. Obviously only useful if you're not looking for anything releasing currently.

>show gets canceled due to lower viewership
>a film gets greenlit
It's strange how different things were.

>>213975233
Guy named Geraldo Rivera hosted a talkshow back in the 80s and 90s. Your typical "guest" was always somebody weird. Siamese twins, 80 year old guy impregnating an 18 year old, etc. So a transsexual Satan worshipper would be part of his normal clientele. Think Maury Povich or Jerry Springer. That sleazy type of talkshow.

>>213976413
NTA but thank you. I was wondering if I was missing part of the joke for years.

>>213976021
Airplane was popular so one single flop show wasn't enough to derail their whole careers. Also they dumbed the humor down a bit for the movies so moron audiences would know what the jokes were. They're still good movies just not quite the bone-dry comedy perfection of the show.

I'm watching 3 for the first time and a bit disappointed. There are like five million gags in every scene...it's just way too over the top even for Naked Gun. I don't need 20 jokes in a two minute scene when 18 out of 20 of them fail, just give me the couple that work

I don't need things to be subtle but it reminds me of some dumb shit like Space Balls rather than Naked Gun

>>213976985
3 is easily the weakest of the trilogy, but it's still fun.

>>213976606
You're very welcome, my friend.

It's time.

>>213944292 (OP)
> I can take him blindfolded
>what if hes not blindfolded?
>I can still take him

>>213961820
I like how they called back to the TV show the movies series based on with the close quarters gunfire with minimal cover bit at the beginning of this clip.

>>213974675
Genuinely had no idea that was a comedy. I thought it was a spinoff of A Touch of Frost and the makers had no idea what they'd titled it

>>213968868
Sometimes, but not always.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gsbaNyLWjH4

I think this is the funniest death of all 3 movies

Besides The Naked Gun, Police Squad and Airplane, what are other movies/series exist with this same comedy?

>>213977405
it's weird because a google search consider it as drama

>>213978447
Scary Movie 3 has a lot of the same people

>>213944292 (OP)
The opening scene, with O.J. crawling through the boat. There is graffiti, the name Al Larson. It's the name of the main character in my wife's first published Novel.

>>213978522
>my wife broke a taco?

>>213978447
Wrongfully Accused is another Leslie classic
The Scary Movie films are also great, but they have a slightly different tone I'd say. There's a great Leslie scene in 3, too.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umjmV3SwDjw

>>213978562
>Tom, I'll need a ride home

>>213978592
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QNqUyiGIXQU
>I'd forget my genitals if they weren't superglued inbetween my legs. Water skiing accident.

AND REX HAMILTON AS ABRAHAM LINCOLN

>>213961703
What made that especially funny is that it was Robert Goulet.

>>213974675
its too slow. they're acting like they're laying the wittiest shit ever to be written and they want to make sure the retarded viewers have time to grasp it

>>213944292 (OP)
is well-written spoof/parody humor the peak of high IQ humor? the more i see these old spoofs, the more i believe it

>>213978645
>LOOK WHAT HAPPENS TO THE TACO

>>213966320
Yes, he already said he was White.

>>213979389
Parody/spoof only works when you have a society/culture that takes themselves too seriously to spoof. Now that we're in a new age of faux, church-lady moralism, we're just on the cusp of a new era of kino parody.

Arrested Development was as good as these movies

The Dirty Harry joke.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kFEK0Sbq4o8

>>213979591
Not Another Teen Movie is the highest IQ comedy movie ever made. fight me.

>>213979710
I was shocked at how much I enjoyed that movie, ackshually.

>>213979718
it was one of the last great spoof movies. but it was 100% the last spoof movie where it's dumb humor written by people with 200IQ

>>213945982
Those wide-screen studio movies jazzed up Japanese style gardens as production eye candy. This is wordplay about that trope not just being mean

>>213979710

Eww, she has paint on her overalls.

>>213962052
is Spy Hard technically a Naked Gun movie?

>>213979710
Even the deleted scenes were unfiltered kino
>Janey's dad wandering through a flashback saying "where the hell am I"
>Austin actually hitting the can off his dad's head with a football on the first try

>>213979806

>Janey's got a gun

"She's got a gun!"

>>213979806
>you fell in love with HIM?! and that's the reason i can't date?!
>"this is a very turbulent time in my life"
>.....that guy was a FAG!

>>213979779
i'm talkin' about a REAL shit-bomb

>>213979832
>what's she doing here, she graduated like 4 years ago

>>213979871

She's got glasses and a ponytail

>>213956649
>UCLA?
>All the time I live here

>>213981603
Good one

>>213981603
Need the lines before too