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Anonymous No.213945278 >>213945561 >>213945713 >>213945942 >>213947135
I drank the vodka
Anonymous No.213945324 >>213945392 >>213945672 >>213946371 >>213948488
why does he say "the vodka" instead of just vodka.
did he drink all the vodka in the world?
Anonymous No.213945361
i may be druk
Anonymous No.213945392
>>213945324
The vodka in the trial
Anonymous No.213945561 >>213947640 >>213948021
>>213945278 (OP)
i drank the 8% 3 litres of shitty beer and lost 2 out of 4 games of dota
time to listen and sing along some songs from when i was 17 and cry myself to sleep
also watched Django 1966 several days ago, man that was a blast, have a good one, ladss
Anonymous No.213945632 >>213947383
>I am black right now
Anonymous No.213945672 >>213945870
>>213945324
Because
>I drank vodka
Doesn't specify, just as you said. You've answered your own question. The "the" gives specificity to the context of their conversation.
>I drank vodka
Could mean yesterday or a month ago as well but necessarily "the" vodka from the plane.
Smart post anon
Anonymous No.213945713
>>213945278 (OP)
>I'm drinking the vodka right now, miss block
Anonymous No.213945817 >>213948594
>with my penis ?
Anonymous No.213945850
don't drink that vodka
Anonymous No.213945870 >>213946113
>>213945672
i thought he was confessing to drinking vodka because he's an alcoholic.
Anonymous No.213945942 >>213948456
>>213945278 (OP)
>le funny denzel vodka drink that's clearly water gif
Anonymous No.213945995
Imagine
Anonymous No.213946113 >>213946179
>>213945870
>i thought
No you didn't
Anonymous No.213946179
>>213946113
>I thought right now
Anonymous No.213946371
>>213945324
>Investigation of the crash
>They discover that alcohol was not being served on that flight and remained in the cabin crew area
>However they find two used up mini vodka bottles that have been placed back onto the alcohol carts when investigating the plane
>Examination of one of the deceased cabin crew members showed that she had alcohol in her system at her time of death
>They assume that she was the one who secretly drank the vodka during the flight
>It was actually the pilot
>Cabin crew member had actually been out drinking the night before and the pilot knew that
>Assuming that the cabin crew member drank the vodka removed any suspicion that he was intoxicated during the flight (which he was) and caused the crash (which he did)
>Time for trial
>It comes up in the trial that two vodka bottles were missing
>Thus vodka becomes "THE" vodka as its part of the trial.
Anonymous No.213946556 >>213947081 >>213947762
>drink 7 beers and some whiskey
>head down to the bar, get booted after 30 minutes
>burger time
>walk around shitfaced no clue where i am
>fall in to a ditch, lose phone
>walk home
>wake up, find phone in said ditch
what a life
Anonymous No.213946591 >>213946896 >>213947762
Wodkah tasets terrible
Anonymous No.213946896
>>213946591
Ok how u know?
Anonymous No.213947081 >>213947502 >>213949075
>>213946556
>Be me
>drink 6 pack, drive to strip club, park car in parking lot
>get kicked out after 8 whiskys or so, dunno what for, can't find my keys
>security guys keep me from going back in.
>Explain about the keys, they ignore me, try to sneak back in, get literally thrown out that time.
>wait till after close and ask manager lady about keys, she gets security guys.
>They throw me down and kick me, end up walking home takes me all night
>can't get in my Apartment, no key
>wait till apartment opens so I can get a spare from the office, success.
>call strip club the minute they open, explain about the keys
>There are no keys here sir and you are banned
>get spare key for car made luckily not towed
>months later go back, ask if they have a lost and found. Same lady, Immediately grabs box of random crap, no keys
>ask if she remembers any keys being found
>Yeah we find keys all the time, usually they come back the next day though and we give them back.
>Yeah sure you do bitch
>get thrown out again
Never found the keys
Anonymous No.213947135
>>213945278 (OP)
I SEE NOTHING BUT DRUK THREADS
Anonymous No.213947383
>>213945632
>Thanks, Obama.
>l'm sorry, Mr. Whitaker, l couldn't hear you. What did you say?
>l said, "Thanks, Obama!"
>Yes, well, however, is it your opinion...
>lt's my opinion... Trina was not black.
>Excuse me, Mr. Whitaker?
>Puerto Rican father, born in Chicago, that's...
>Could you speak louder, Captain Whitaker?
>Trina Marquez was not black... because I was black.

>l was black. l'm black now. l'm black right now, Miss Block. Because l'm a pigment bandit.
Anonymous No.213947502
>>213947081
yeah the feeling through your pockets not finding your apartment key realization is the stuff of nightmares. did you just wait outside your door?
Anonymous No.213947606 >>213947649 >>213947718 >>213947815
What is it tonight lads?
Anonymous No.213947640
>>213945561
Why is there a dinosaur leg in the middle of the street in a western?
Anonymous No.213947649 >>213947874
>>213947606
cheap bourbon, same as usual
Anonymous No.213947718
>>213947606
had 5 tripels, now on bacardi cokes..
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX5pLwHbllg&list=RDMMoX5pLwHbllg&start_radio=1
Anonymous No.213947762 >>213947952
>>213946591
>Wodkah tasets terrible
it tastes the opposite of how it feels, it's a strange irony

>>213946556
why did you bet booted
Anonymous No.213947815
>>213947606
6 pack of the cheapest beer i could find and cheap vodka
Anonymous No.213947852 >>213947987
>live in a shithole town
>drink to stop it from getting to me
>drinking costs a lot of money
>stop drinking
>life becomes unbearable within mere weeks
>need to figure out how to make money to leave
>can't keep spending money on drinking
>figuring out how to get the money to leave
>almost sold half of my possessions
>have to face the shithole town sober
>urge to drink comes back
Anonymous No.213947874
>>213947649
This poster is the liquor
Anonymous No.213947952
>>213947762
>why did you bet booted
druk
Anonymous No.213947987 >>213948406
>>213947852
seems to me like you're focusing on the symptom and not the cause.
why not just live somewhere else?
Anonymous No.213948021
>>213945561
Literally me, except Smite instead of Dota.
Anonymous No.213948057 >>213948976
Druk kino?
Anonymous No.213948406
>>213947987
you need money to leave anon
Anonymous No.213948441
It's been 235 days since ive had a drink bros...
Anonymous No.213948456
>>213945942
Yes.
Anonymous No.213948488
>>213945324
he's referring to three specific bottles of vodka that they found in their investigation of the crash
I haven't even seen the movie and I know that. what the fuck is wrong with you
Anonymous No.213948584
I toasted a drink combo in Cobes' honor.
Anonymous No.213948594
>>213945817
We drank the vodka
Anonymous No.213948646
I don't feel alive unless I'm druk
Anonymous No.213948976
>>213948057
Sideways
Anonymous No.213949075
>>213947081
Sounds like you deserved everything that happened to you, don't drink drive alky
Anonymous No.213949103 >>213949417
Is this the thread?
Anonymous No.213949417
>>213949103
'Fraid so