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Anonymous No.213945506 >>213945554 >>213945581 >>213945585 >>213945589 >>213945592 >>213945657 >>213945727 >>213945733 >>213945905 >>213945918 >>213945948 >>213946058 >>213946072 >>213946164 >>213946802 >>213946814 >>213947322 >>213948318 >>213952706 >>213955312 >>213957448 >>213959076 >>213960502
/dex/ Dexter General:
>Harrison fucked a transsexual
Dexter's son is gay now.
Anonymous No.213945540 >>213945573 >>213945693 >>213945935 >>213946802 >>213946918 >>213947826 >>213948970 >>213949005 >>213949311 >>213949327 >>213949779 >>213950208 >>213950970 >>213954547 >>213960502
Anonymous No.213945554
>>213945506 (OP)
You fit the code.
She is not trans.
She is a pure tradwife.
Anonymous No.213945556 >>213946130
we have all been there
Anonymous No.213945568 >>213958757 >>213959829
Don't knock it til you try it trannies give the best blowjobs
Anonymous No.213945573 >>213945668
>>213945540
KILL YOURSELF
Anonymous No.213945581 >>213946167 >>213946355
>>213945506 (OP)
idk what hairstyle that is. the haircut but not a haircut or the i did it myself cut. whatever the fuck it is goddamn it looks like shit
Anonymous No.213945585 >>213945603
>>213945506 (OP)
Why are all Harrison's love interests 30+ year old roasties, isn't he supposed to be a teenager?
Anonymous No.213945589 >>213945657
>>213945506 (OP)
Clyde is a confessed Kubo fan
Anonymous No.213945592 >>213945671 >>213946112 >>213946871 >>213947117 >>213950804
>>213945506 (OP)
why was it important to show harrison going down on her? what was the audience meant to learn from that scene? that cunnilingus is something only evil traumatized killers do?
Anonymous No.213945594
damn I thought she was real :(
Anonymous No.213945603
>>213945585
The actor is 29
Anonymous No.213945606
Spoiler alert next time
Anonymous No.213945629
>tfw when you need to tell your gay you're a gay
Anonymous No.213945657
>>213945506 (OP)
>>213945589
KUBBBOOOO
Anonymous No.213945668 >>213945693 >>213947826
>>213945573
I'm not gonna kill the ny rippa.
Anonymous No.213945671 >>213945775
>>213945592
it's fun, and i wish i was having it
Anonymous No.213945674 >>213946909 >>213947996
>tfw you need to tell your dad you're a gay
Anonymous No.213945693
>>213945540
>>213945668
but why thought?
Anonymous No.213945722 >>213945782 >>213947741
>Dexminder that Deb even fucked Dex's brother
Anonymous No.213945727
>>213945506 (OP)
i'm the only one that connected her name to bleach?
Anonymous No.213945733
>>213945506 (OP)
So will it be her or the coworker with the kid that inevitably dies? Or both?
Anonymous No.213945744 >>213945774 >>213945790 >>213945810
Harrison be like
>GAWK GAWK GAWK
>ahhh... gigi, your girlcock is so thick and long
Anonymous No.213945774
>>213945744
>Looks closer
oh kek
Anonymous No.213945775 >>213946087 >>213946112 >>213947779
>>213945671
>I wish I had HPV throat cancer
It’s β€œfun”????
Funner to be penetrating her
Anonymous No.213945782 >>213947004 >>213947138 >>213947689 >>213947741
>>213945722
Dexter should have fucked her
Anonymous No.213945790
>>213945744
HE'S JUST LIKE ME FR FR NO CAP ONG
Anonymous No.213945803 >>213945920
>Series gets a general
>The fags come out of the woodwork.
Many such cases, sad!
Anonymous No.213945810
>>213945744
I recognize that bulge!
Anonymous No.213945834 >>213945911 >>213945920 >>213951324
>is it possible this is vogles son?
Anonymous No.213945869 >>213945898 >>213945966 >>213959244
The official Queen of /tv/'s /dex/
Anonymous No.213945894
armpit hair on women is fucking disgusting. troglodytes
Anonymous No.213945898 >>213959743
>>213945869
Bulge status?
Anonymous No.213945905 >>213945948 >>213946119
>>213945506 (OP)
Never watched Deckster, is this really a tranny in the show?
Anonymous No.213945911 >>213946748
>>213945834
Did they really have this technology back then or was this csi enhance moment?
Anonymous No.213945918 >>213945948
>>213945506 (OP)
Why were we reminded of her arm injury? Feels like there might be more to it than 'this is why she can't be a cop'.
Anonymous No.213945920
>>213945803
lowkey think youre the only gay here
>>213945834
did ai vindicate this scene?
Anonymous No.213945935
>>213945540
Hottest Dexter bitch so far. Any more armpit hair pics?
Anonymous No.213945948
>>213945905
>>213945918
>>213945506 (OP)
the hook is an analogy for gigi's crooked penis
Anonymous No.213945966
>>213945869
>bleached forearm hair
Oh no, she's going to wax soon.
Anonymous No.213945968 >>213946084 >>213946153
Resurrection was kino until the introduction of the 'Injustice League'. It jumped the shark.
Anonymous No.213946058
>>213945506 (OP)
>Harrison's gf is a tranny because... SHE JUST IS OKAY?!
Anonymous No.213946072 >>213947233
>>213945506 (OP)
In the finale Dexter is deported to Miami where we find out half the force knew the truth but they'll cover for him so he can keep cleaning the streets.
Anonymous No.213946084 >>213946156
>>213945968
>Resurrection was kino until the introduction of the 'Injustice League'.
3 episodes?
Anonymous No.213946087
>>213945775
there's a vaccine
Anonymous No.213946112 >>213946150
>>213945592
>>213945775
incels never truly cease to amaze me
Anonymous No.213946119
>>213945905
Yes they are
Anonymous No.213946130 >>213946170 >>213946494
>>213945556
We've all gone down on a chick after the first date?
Anonymous No.213946150
>>213946112
only insecure incel betas like to give oral, as if that’s what’s important to a woman.
Anonymous No.213946153
>>213945968
>Prater
LOUISIANA PAROLE BOARD SPOTTED
Anonymous No.213946156 >>213958820
>>213946084
Yes. I, in my mind, filter out all the Prater and his little club scenes. I imagine it's just Dexter avoiding Batista and hunting killers without any Prater nonsense
Anonymous No.213946164
>>213945506 (OP)
I never have sex with a girl until they show me an STD-free certificate 3 months old top
Anonymous No.213946167 >>213946355
>>213945581
nah it looks extremely hot
Anonymous No.213946170 >>213946349
>>213946130
I have. Never been on a "date" though but first hook ups I went down there. not a everytime thing at all though
Anonymous No.213946334 >>213946423
is prater going to die by end of season? how will dexter find serial killers by end of season
has dexter even said he thinks prater fits the code ?
Anonymous No.213946349 >>213946424 >>213946428 >>213946994 >>213947862
>>213946170
Imagine eating pussy. I was with my gf for 4 years and only went down on her once, after a shower and it was gross.
Anonymous No.213946355 >>213946625 >>213958924
>>213945581
>>213946167
It's called Wolf Cut. It's awesome
Anonymous No.213946416 >>213955544
>Anon... can I tal' to you for a one mineet?
Anonymous No.213946423
>>213946334
Dexter will join the NYPD as a blood spatter analyst after Batista goes crazy and is shot by the cops or something.
Anonymous No.213946424
>>213946349
Yeah. I mean it's rare. Like a first hookup thing. then it's all over
Anonymous No.213946428 >>213946570
>>213946349
you're a homosexual or she had a yeast infection. gross bro
Anonymous No.213946494
>>213946130
why would they tell us it's normal?
Anonymous No.213946570 >>213946994
>>213946428
It was too juicy and I didn't want to keep swallowing pussy juice
Anonymous No.213946625 >>213954538
>>213946355
WEEEEE!
Anonymous No.213946748
>>213945911
this tech was real.
Anonymous No.213946802
>>213945506 (OP)
>>213945540
Would.
Anonymous No.213946814 >>213946979 >>213947398 >>213947419
>>213945506 (OP)
Did Harrison really go down on her??
Anonymous No.213946863 >>213946877 >>213947032 >>213954101
Dextersissies we tranny chasers now...post prefered troonpornstars to fap
Anonymous No.213946871
>>213945592
Sopranos crossover episode when?
Anonymous No.213946877
>>213946863
For me it's Bridgette B before her most recent tit job
Anonymous No.213946909
>>213945674
I wish he'd stop making this face literally any time anything happens.
Anonymous No.213946918
>>213945540
Filthy disgusting tats I would but I would not aprove THAT.
Anonymous No.213946979
>>213946814
Yes.
And to the chuds in this general, that means she must be a tranny
Anonymous No.213946994
>>213946349
>>213946570
you're gay
Anonymous No.213947004
>>213945782
I don't remember this scene. I must have blocked it.
Anonymous No.213947032 >>213947238 >>213947484 >>213947600
>>213946863
>now
I've been a Masukabrother since the early 2000s.
Way too many to choose from but cecenicolesmith is in my current playlist.
Anonymous No.213947117
>>213945592
THAT's what he was doing!?
Anonymous No.213947138
>>213945782
Anonymous No.213947233
>>213946072
Matthews's been covering up for Dex and he's a dead hooker enthusiast.
Anonymous No.213947238
>>213947032
badass
Anonymous No.213947322
>>213945506 (OP)
I watched the new episode to see if she would be a troon....for a friend.....they really aged up Quinn.
Anonymous No.213947342
Right so we all suspect Gigi is actually Charley's daughter, right? There's no way she isn't.
Anonymous No.213947355 >>213959279
Anonymous No.213947398
>>213946814
>her
Anonymous No.213947405
Bobby Baccala running over Batista was funny
Anonymous No.213947419 >>213947462
>>213946814
he wanted that throat cancer
Anonymous No.213947448 >>213947493 >>213949296 >>213958854
Anonymous No.213947462
>>213947419
>Harrison get chlamydia
Anonymous No.213947484
>>213947032
cecenicolesmith
nice
Anonymous No.213947493
>>213947448
Oh no Prater knows I have a son! I hope he kidnaps him right then and throws him out of a helicopter.
Anonymous No.213947514
Prater will get exposed at the Gala won't he?
Anonymous No.213947539 >>213947731
eating pussy is not a hookup thing. imagine doing that with a girl you barely know and are not dating. disgusting
Anonymous No.213947600
>>213947032
crazy to think that Masuka was looking at linetrap on /b/ in 2006
Anonymous No.213947667 >>213950280
Anonymous No.213947687 >>213947713 >>213947719 >>213947727 >>213947758 >>213947859
But who is the elusive New York Nigger?
Anonymous No.213947689 >>213947741
>>213945782
in other words, sex with deb
Anonymous No.213947713
>>213947687
George Floyd
Anonymous No.213947719 >>213949377
>>213947687
Doakes escaped the explosion..
Anonymous No.213947727
>>213947687
Dexter's twin Dextero
Anonymous No.213947731
>>213947539
Anonymous No.213947735 >>213947913 >>213948001 >>213949044 >>213949108 >>213949588
Got 1 hour booked next Friday. What do I say? Help me write a script to "rehearse" with her
Anonymous No.213947741 >>213947822 >>213949290 >>213954842
>>213947689
>>213945782
>>213945722
Why she show keeps referring to Deb's tits as perfect ???
Anonymous No.213947758
>>213947687
you mean The Dark Knight?
Anonymous No.213947779 >>213947876
>>213945775
You don't get throat cancer from eating pussy a few times just like I haven't gotten dysentery from eating woman ass 100+ times
Anonymous No.213947802 >>213953340
>hey harrison take a good look, this is how you please a woman
Anonymous No.213947822
>>213947741
Because its a fantasy show.
Anonymous No.213947826
>>213945668
>>213945540
Why show it off like this? Men don't do it. Doesn't it just prove it to be a weird performance action?
Anonymous No.213947859
>>213947687
The other 3 Gemini quintuplets
Anonymous No.213947862
>>213946349
How did you like eating her ass
Anonymous No.213947876
>>213947779
Eat pussy from a couple of random junkies with a crippled arm and get back to us.
Anonymous No.213947898 >>213947921
>tfw you're supposed to be a vegan and Leon Prater walks in on you eating a steak
Anonymous No.213947913 >>213947999
>>213947735
How are those prices so low?
Anonymous No.213947921
>>213947898
He already gave it up in a previous episode.
Anonymous No.213947958 >>213948005
I had a theory back in season 7 that Dexter would work as an assassin for Sirko, eliminating Sirko's former associates after he's kicked out of the mafia.
Now I see people here do the same with Prater, lmao.
It's Dexter.
Nothing interesting ever happens, status quo is god. Prater would likely die in a contrived way at the end of the season.
Anonymous No.213947961 >>213958831
Anonymous No.213947996
>>213945674
>dad clocked her
>he knows
>it's over
Anonymous No.213947999
>>213947913
Platform probably takes 20-50%
Anonymous No.213948001
>>213947735
Why did you pay for this?
Anonymous No.213948005 >>213948139
>>213947958
Killing serial killers for Prater to gather their trophies for his collection isn't out of the realm of possibility if he finds out Dexter is the BHB.
Anonymous No.213948139 >>213948405
>>213948005
there is gonna be another season apparently because they canceled original sin, so its gotta be going somewhere.

but Dexter having resources, networks, and a cover to do his killing through Prater's money would completely gimp the whole premise of the show being him killing by the skin of his teeth all the time.
Anonymous No.213948318 >>213948336
>>213945506 (OP)
Straight up looks like a man
Insane how I look like a woman naturally and she looks male. HAHAHA
Anonymous No.213948336 >>213948647
>>213948318
>I look like a woman
Ywnbaw
Anonymous No.213948350 >>213948904
>I'm nawt cwazy IM NAWT CWAZY
>yew tink I jus put up alla dees pwastic mwself??
>ITS DEXTAWH MORGEWN
>HE DA BAY HAWBOR BUTCHAH
Anonymous No.213948405 >>213948533
>>213948139
dexter literally had all of that working for the police
Anonymous No.213948533 >>213948564
>>213948405
Dexter did not have millions of dollars to draw in serial killers, contract informants to get all the details on his subjects, and resources kill anyone who would snitch or compromise his situation.

Dexter working for prater is beyond easy mod when Charlie can bring him all the pray he wants with her investigations, operatives, and prater's money to draw in killers.
Anonymous No.213948564 >>213948660
>>213948533
Walt cooking for Gus is easy mode. There's no need to get methylamine or hide the cook site.
Anonymous No.213948647 >>213954797
>>213948336
Didn't say or imply I wanted to be one anon, I'm just saying she has a manface, and I have a girlface.
Anonymous No.213948660 >>213954781
>>213948564
Gustavo is an active adversary and source of conflict. Prater is literally just a billionaire who is morbidly curious about killers and having dexter kill killers to get their trophies is perfect for him.
Anonymous No.213948778 >>213948882 >>213948912 >>213948930 >>213949402 >>213957187
>girlboss #1, #2, #3, #4, #5...
>"all serial killers be ol' white guys 'n shieet, no offense"
>cuck plotline with no relevance
>"let's watch drag race"
>African family plotline with no relevance
>casting a dwarf to be the physically imposing final boss (female bodyguard to do the heavy lifting no doubt)
>"let's see Hamilton"
>trans love interest
WOKEXTER
Anonymous No.213948882
>>213948778
>trans love interest
Lol
Anonymous No.213948904
>>213948350
I lost it at the "why are you looking at me like that" part
Anonymous No.213948912 >>213948957 >>213954836
>>213948778
Leaked footage from the final episode where Dexter and Blessing have gay harbor buttsex
Anonymous No.213948930
>>213948778
>Dexter kills a guy for being a misogynist
Woke Dexter.
Anonymous No.213948957
>>213948912
That's a Doakes flashback from the season 7 finale, you can't fool me.
Anonymous No.213948962 >>213949018 >>213949324 >>213949559 >>213950787
>dude what if dexter had a brother who's also a serial killer
Remove Doakes from season 1 and it's one of the worst seasons ever made
Anonymous No.213948970
>>213945540
Lovely pits. Just the right amount of hair.
Anonymous No.213949005 >>213949153 >>213951024
>>213945540
Not my type
Anonymous No.213949018
>>213948962
weak bait but here's your (you)
Anonymous No.213949034
>DEXTAH, I AM EH SEERY-UHL KEELAH, WHO KEELS SEERY-UHL KEELAHS, WHO SEERY-UHL KEELAHS
Anonymous No.213949044
>>213947735
Wait is this real? She's going to help you act out a scene? Dude write a scene about you two fucking
Anonymous No.213949054 >>213949073
The actress is called Emily Kimball.
Are you telling me this is a biological dude?
Anonymous No.213949073
>>213949054
weird new phenotype of biological woman that tries to look like an MTF
Anonymous No.213949108
>>213947735
Please tell her to stop bleaching her beautiful forearm hair.
Anonymous No.213949153 >>213949178
>>213949005
Ive done this before with a 10 that I fucked .
Anonymous No.213949178
>>213949153
Do you eat unwashed vaginas too???
Anonymous No.213949290
>>213947741
the newest show? cause i don't remember them saying that at all in the other ones
Anonymous No.213949296
>>213947448
just say it's your gay lover, ez
Anonymous No.213949311
>>213945540
Would
Anonymous No.213949324
>>213948962
The ice truck killer is one of the best villains in the series
Anonymous No.213949327
>>213945540
glorious pit slut
Anonymous No.213949343
Ay dios mio i cant believe harrison is cogiendo un cabron, a man!
dexter, get a hold of your niΓ±o
Anonymous No.213949368 >>213952736
Sex with Rita
Anonymous No.213949377 >>213949555
>>213947719
Honestly if they can bring dexter back after that last season, they can equally do that
Anonymous No.213949402 >>213949534 >>213949590 >>213949624 >>213955018
>>213948778
>Girlboss
Who, the incompetent autismo detective?
>All Serial Killers are white ol guys
Statistically they are?
>Cuck plotline
WTF are you talking about?
>Lets watch drag race
Abandoned son of a serial killer is poorly adjusted? go figure.
>African family
Its literally used as a vehicle to show how Dexter infiltrates and harms innocents as always
>Dwarf final boss
Prater isn't even the best killer sleuth in the show despite all his resources. The fact he doesn't know Dexter morgan's face from the BHB, Ice Truck, and Trinity killer cases shows he is just some twisted individual.
>Lets see hamilton
Its New York, its literally a stable of theatre district.
>Trans love interest
Fucking who? lady vengence? Gigi? The Mexican cleaning lady?
Anonymous No.213949435 >>213949469
Why did Michael C Hall's hair got darker? In season 1 he was quite obviously ginger, but in Ressurection there is zero reason to call him "red"
Anonymous No.213949469
>>213949435
they dark passenger is owly turning him black
Anonymous No.213949534
>>213949402
I mean, Ritter is ugly enough to mistake for a tranny.
Anonymous No.213949546 >>213951611
>Prime Directive: Catch that creep mothafucka Morgan
Anonymous No.213949555 >>213949587
>>213949377
They found a bald black guy blown to pieces at the cabin he's not coming back.
Anonymous No.213949559
>>213948962
It's way more kino in the books where he's let go and comes back later
Anonymous No.213949587 >>213951611
>>213949555
they could stitch the pieces back together like chucky
Anonymous No.213949588 >>213949803
>>213947735
>works for what I made doing the front desk at a hotel
lmao what
Anonymous No.213949590 >>213949773 >>213950362
>>213949402
>Who, the incompetent autismo detective?
Every female character in this series, Wallace is the most obvious but then you assess the others until Gigi and see that they all are, she isn't a she though so doesn't count
>Statistically they are?
It's the delivery that was cringe
>WTF are you talking about?
Harrison being a cuck and carrying water for Latina non-love interest
>Its literally used as a vehicle to show how Dexter infiltrates and harms innocents as always
It's overbearing and an obvious excuse to quota score by including a bunch of black doctor tropes
>Prater
They did a low high shot of him to make him sound scary, must've been laying on the ground
>literally a stable

>Fucking who?
Arguably all of them
Anonymous No.213949624
>>213949402
>>All Serial Killers are white ol guys
>Statistically they are?
Common misconception; white ones get all the media attention.
HOWEVER; despite being only 13% of the population, African Americans--or, as I like to call them, NIGGERS--make up about 60% of the serial killers in the US.
Anonymous No.213949738 >>213950295
>dextah! How could you assume I trusted my daughter as much as a strangahI met just two WEEKS aGOH?
Anonymous No.213949773 >>213949827
>>213949590
>They did a low high shot of him to make him sound scary
How does a low high shot change the sound of a character?
Anonymous No.213949779 >>213952384 >>213957656
>>213945540
I really hope she has a full hairy vagina and butt hole .
Anonymous No.213949803 >>213949989
>>213949588
This isn't her acting rate. That's the rate for her to run lines with you. It's "weaudition", where you "connect" with experienced talent to help you practise for an audition
Anonymous No.213949827
>>213949773
you wouldn't get it
Anonymous No.213949989 >>213950033
>>213949803
....so she works for less than I made as a hotel front desk guy.
Anonymous No.213950032
I'm confused, if blessed didn't want to bring any darkies into his home then why is he black?
Anonymous No.213950033 >>213950063
>>213949989
I mean, sure, but I wouldn't really call it work, would you? Front desk would be way more taxing. She's sitting at home picking up a phone and reading lines with a wannabe actor
Anonymous No.213950063 >>213950856
>>213950033
>Front desk would be way more taxing
Actually like 80% of it was literally playing video games
Anonymous No.213950104
>Dexter didn't think to bug sweep after Angel was in his car and home
>Dexter doesn't think Al is suspicious of him and thinks it was all coincidence
I really hate how Dexter misses so much basic shit.
Anonymous No.213950208 >>213950272
>>213945540
Does she fit the code bros?
Anonymous No.213950272
>>213950208
Yes for the disgusting hairy armpits alone
Anonymous No.213950280
>>213947667
>Blood spatter expert
You can make that exact movement with a crowbar and a crowbar can have a hooked end you fucking moron stfu
Anonymous No.213950295
>>213949738
>W-Well, I just thought, uh..... No. I'm sorry. You're right.
>DEXTAH! *leaves angrily*
Anonymous No.213950305 >>213951509
>Prater thinks Charley is crashing out because Dexter lives in her head rent free
>NYPD duo thinks Batista is crashing out because Dexter lives in his head rent free
Barley -- need it, or keep it?
Anonymous No.213950362 >>213950824
>>213949590
this retard really thinks gigi is a tranny
Anonymous No.213950787 >>213950907
>>213948962
Brian is based
Easily one of the best villains
Anonymous No.213950804
>>213945592
It's not considered male gaze sex scene
Anonymous No.213950824 >>213951042
>>213950362
It's an attempt by discord trannies to astroturf us into thinking that trannies actually totally can look like women sometimes
>wait trannies look like that?! m-maybe it's not gay to stick your dick in a man's asshole afterall...
Anonymous No.213950856 >>213950946
>>213950063
>>>Front desk would be way more taxing
>Actually like 80% of it was literally playing video games
How the fuck do I get this job? Preferably night shift too.
Anonymous No.213950907
>>213950787
He's one of the best actors in the series. But the character was a bit retarded and over the top. But I blame that on the writers.
Anonymous No.213950911 >>213952873 >>213958198
Anonymous No.213950946
>>213950856
Literally just call the manager during the day and ask. Most of the time it's really hard to get people who aren't druggies or who actually show up for the night shift.
You typically get assigned maybe 30 minutes of actual work, then have to deal with customers sometimes. Hours are 11-7, so you normally get early check outs and maybe a late check in every now and then.
Weekends are much rougher if you have a bar, since people will be using it.
Anonymous No.213950970
>>213945540
Sexy pits but her gum to tooth ratio is concerning
Anonymous No.213951024 >>213951641
>>213949005
eyes full of pain. she didnt want things to turn out this way
Anonymous No.213951042 >>213951195
>>213950824
The top 1% with feminine voices and everything are pretty convincing
Anonymous No.213951195 >>213951663
>>213951042
top 0.0001%*
Anonymous No.213951236 >>213951477 >>213951971
>tfw there's a tranny at my new job
>"he" is also in a wheelchair
>literally just a girl, sounds and looks like one
>in fucking Alabama
>I'm supposed to pretend she's a man
this shit is so fucked
Anonymous No.213951324
>>213945834
Why does this police sketch look like it was made by cokelogic?
Anonymous No.213951477
>>213951236
you know what must be done
Anonymous No.213951490 >>213952092
Picture this:
Your tongue
Deb's tummy
Anonymous No.213951509
>>213950305
charley is on the verge of being vindicated, will dex pull one out of his ass and flip it on her?
Anonymous No.213951611 >>213951631
>>213949546
>>213949587
Kek they rebuilt him
Anonymous No.213951631
>>213951611
The text to speech device he uses in the books is so kino
Anonymous No.213951641
>>213951024
>getting paid to be hot
Anon this is every woman on earths dream job
Anonymous No.213951663 >>213951893
>>213951195
Anonymous No.213951893
>>213951663
>large cranium
>wide jaw
>strong chin
>strong brow ridge
>masculine eyes
>neck covered
>T-shaped shoulders

hmmm, something is fishy here...
Anonymous No.213951971
>>213951236
You need to become gay anon...
Anonymous No.213952092
>>213951490
Anonymous No.213952341
Anonymous No.213952361
Anonymous No.213952384
>>213949779
same, i want my flagpole to disappear entirely in the fog of war
Anonymous No.213952706 >>213952760
>>213945506 (OP)
That is clearly a female actress so I don't get it.
Anonymous No.213952736 >>213952922
>>213949368
Sex with Paul’s shoe
Anonymous No.213952760
>>213952706
>female
Anonymous No.213952799 >>213952880 >>213952963 >>213953049
Astor.
Anonymous No.213952873
>>213950911
>reaches for the knives as he falls over

Nice detail.
Anonymous No.213952880
>>213952799
>*shoves you into a pool*
Anonymous No.213952922
>>213952736
i have those exact shoes
Anonymous No.213952932 >>213952976 >>213953357 >>213957628
original sin is worth it only because they made deb hot
Anonymous No.213952963
Sex with >>213952799
Anonymous No.213952976
>>213952932
Which one is deb?
Anonymous No.213953049
>>213952799
>asstor
Anonymous No.213953302
Astor culo
Anonymous No.213953340 >>213955110
>>213947802
Why Dexter Ressurection cut the nudity and sex scenes?
Anonymous No.213953357 >>213953441
>>213952932
i stopped watching OS since deb was a horrible miscast and raceswapped
Anonymous No.213953441 >>213953487
>>213953357
why are you gay
Anonymous No.213953487 >>213955134
>>213953441
But zoomer Dex is gay as fuck. Original Sin is complete garbage and cringe.
Anonymous No.213953525 >>213953573
Calling it now, Prater is going to demand to see one of Dexter's actual BHB killings in order to "forgive" him, and they'll kill Al together.
Anonymous No.213953545 >>213953633 >>213953655 >>213954150 >>213954786
I'm re-watching the old show. It's crazy how many boring side storylines there are just so they can fill 50 minutes episode.

I don't care who Debra, Quinn, Angel, LaGuerta or Masuka are fucking. The show is called Dexter.
Anonymous No.213953573 >>213955154
>>213953525
Why would Dexter need Prater to forgive him? You don't need to suck a billionaire's ass just because he's a midget.
Anonymous No.213953633
>>213953545
To be honest I'm skipping any scenes which bore me, and only pay attention to Dexter's scenes. I used to like Deb but she became insufferable.
Anonymous No.213953655
>>213953545
you just reminded me i fell in love with this tiny bitch
Anonymous No.213953737
DEXTAH I ONLY KILL WOMEN
BUT THAT GIRL.. HAD A PENIS
I CANNOT TAKE IT DEXTAH YOU NEED TO BAY HARBOR BUTCH ME
Anonymous No.213953922 >>213954003 >>213954098
>DEXTAH HOW COULD YOU?
>I TOLD YOU MY DEEPEST DARKAST SECRET AFTER KNOWING YOU FOR A WEEK AND YOU BETRAYED ME DEXTAH!
>HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO YOUR BEST FRIEND BLESSINGS??? I INVITED YOU TO DINNAH!
Anonymous No.213954003 >>213954060
>>213953922
I wouldn't mind the nigger plotline if it didn't take half the episode. Time which could they have used to actually show the other serial killers, you know, killing someone.
Anonymous No.213954060 >>213954198
>>213954003
At least Al got to share his video and was smart enough to fuck off before Dexter killed him.
Anonymous No.213954071
How the fuck did Masuka come up with the jerking off mummification while choking yourself shit?
Anonymous No.213954098
>>213953922
yeah, he's getting annoying and his daughter totally overreacted
>OMG HE TOLD YOU ABOUT A TRAUMATIC TIME IN HIS LIFE HE DOESN'T LIKE TO THINK ABOUT AND NOT MEEEEEE!
Probably because he knew you'd act like that, bitch.
Anonymous No.213954101
>>213946863
You people are insane
Anonymous No.213954150
>>213953545
It's part of what made the show more comfy though. It was much more lived in. Except Rita's mom. Fuck that dumb cunt.
Anonymous No.213954198
>>213954060
Prater is gonna tell Dexter where he lives to get his "storytime" of the Bay Habor Butcher
Anonymous No.213954523 >>213954675 >>213954918
his silence is deafening
Anonymous No.213954538
>>213946625
Anonymous No.213954547
>>213945540
What the fuck!? WHAT THE FUCK!!!
Anonymous No.213954675
>>213954523
S2 of him coming back and trolling him of his secret. Somehow, he knew. dun dun dun. Or he retired and died.
Anonymous No.213954781
>>213948660
but you know he will be eventually and with how much new dexter is always copying breaking bad you know for sure it will be
Anonymous No.213954786
>>213953545
This had to be the worst side storyline of the entire show.
Anonymous No.213954797 >>213954836
>>213948647
Anonymous No.213954836
>>213948912
>>213954797
Anonymous No.213954842
>>213947741
That was just Masuka
Anonymous No.213954918
>>213954523
He's retired and doesn't give a shit, LaGuerta was a pain in his ass for 20 years.
Anonymous No.213955018
>>213949402
most serial killers are black its just that the interesting ones are usually white
Anonymous No.213955026 >>213956973
Uma thurman is so hot in this
Anonymous No.213955110
>>213953340
We'll get some tits next episode
Anonymous No.213955134
>>213953487
Anonymous No.213955154
>>213953573
>You don't need to suck a billionaire's ass just because he's a midget
what? XD
Anonymous No.213955294 >>213955441 >>213956542
fuck this smirking faggot, glad his show is cancelled
Anonymous No.213955312 >>213955332 >>213955461
>>213945506 (OP)
she is literally not trans. Where did this meme start?
Anonymous No.213955332 >>213955452 >>213955492
>>213955312
β€œShe” has giant Lithgow-esque manpaws
Anonymous No.213955441
>>213955294
based hated this so fckin much
Anonymous No.213955452
>>213955332
Anonymous No.213955461
>>213955312
Are you trying to be inclusive or is this a troll?
Anonymous No.213955492
>>213955332
Anonymous No.213955544 >>213955639 >>213955785
>>213946416
I can't believe Precious or whatever the fuck his name is is the grabber or whatever the fuck the claw hook guy killer is called. I'm very bad at remembering names
Anonymous No.213955639
>>213955544
i can't believe treasure is man hook car hand door
Anonymous No.213955785 >>213955809 >>213955852
>>213955544
The voice recording they showed of the Ripper was clearly white, so unless Blessing used a voice changer or something it's not him.
Anonymous No.213955809
>>213955785
Can voice changer remove your stupid african pronunciation?
Anonymous No.213955852 >>213955866 >>213956039 >>213956075 >>213956145
>>213955785
simba has been in america for 40 years now. there's no way he'd still talk like he's fresh off the boat from sierra leone
Anonymous No.213955866
>>213955852
He was a child soldier from the greatest military on Earth.
Anonymous No.213956039
>>213955852
That's also not what people from Sierra Leone sound like. It's an extremely bad Kenyan accent.
Anonymous No.213956075
>>213955852
I know immigrants who have been here since the 90s and still speak broken ass english
Anonymous No.213956145 >>213956393
>>213955852
bro there are like third or fourth generation mexicans who can't speak english fluently
Anonymous No.213956393
>>213956145
what'd they speak then? mexican?
Anonymous No.213956542 >>213956626
>>213955294
>>I secretly love this show, I just call someone a faggot having a smile, pretending to be a serial killer and shit.

Yes, of course, good sir.

Good for a season 1 show anyway. And he was a good friend.
Anonymous No.213956618
Anyone else laugh at the dead guy just lying there when the autistic woman detective called Quinn at an active murder scene
Anonymous No.213956626
>>213956542
Anonymous No.213956973
>>213955026
I want her to forcefully protect me
Anonymous No.213957166 >>213957174 >>213957206 >>213957235 >>213957423 >>213957865 >>213960137
You did sign #StopKillingDexter right?
Anonymous No.213957174 >>213957202
>>213957166
No, and I won't.
Anonymous No.213957187
>>213948778
but Hamilton being shit was the reason ponytail survived
Anonymous No.213957202
>>213957174
Shut it, steve rogers and do it.
Anonymous No.213957206
>>213957166
Yes (No)
Anonymous No.213957235
>>213957166
Of course i did (i didnt)
Anonymous No.213957423
>>213957166
>expecting the execs to care about a petition
Anonymous No.213957448 >>213957576
>>213945506 (OP)
Moral of the story don't just fuck blondes, but Harrison would choose the milf in that hotel in the end.
Anonymous No.213957576
>>213957448
Harrison has a legacy to uphold. The brunettes don't work out in his family, only the blondes.
Anonymous No.213957628 >>213957693
>>213952932
i want to fuck cholo Deb
Anonymous No.213957656
>>213949779
>I really hope she has a full hairy vagina and butt hole.
Fucking no! Why? Disgusting! The sweat and juices would get all matted in it. Nobody Fucking wants that! We want nice bald bare pussies!
Anonymous No.213957693 >>213957725 >>213957746
>>213957628
>lusting after false debs
Anonymous No.213957725
>>213957693
new Debra has the tits and ass.

old one was crypt guardian tier.
Anonymous No.213957746 >>213957790
>>213957693
true deb has einstein tits not a washboard
Anonymous No.213957790 >>213957829 >>213957889
>>213957746
if you bring in bimbo deb then might as well bring in moloch possession and asstor and cody being killers
Anonymous No.213957829
>>213957790
good; i love it
give me dex daddy leashing niggers and then torturing them for hours
Anonymous No.213957865 >>213957885 >>213958255 >>213959183 >>213959541
>>213957166
has this ever worked?
no
Anonymous No.213957885
>>213957865
My precious
Anonymous No.213957889
>>213957790
>moloch possession
Wtf did you think the Doakes apparition telling him "nah nigga killing was badass keep doin dat shit" was? He moves to a new city and instantly finds a new killer named the dark passenger?
Surviving certain death, with characters basically stunned he's alive?
Moloch has been here all season
Anonymous No.213958048
>that ending
The writers really want another "Hello Dexter Morgan" moment, but it just falls so flat here.
Anonymous No.213958124
https://strawpoll.com/GPgVYQX24na

We still have a tie. Melvin vs Jonah
Blessingbros can fuck off
Anonymous No.213958198 >>213958237
>>213950911
why was one incredibly egotistical and narcissistic and the other one was just kinda along for the ride? i wish theyd explored that dynamic more
Anonymous No.213958200
the new york ripper is a new character
Anonymous No.213958237 >>213958299
>>213958198
I was under impression one is a big loudmouth and the other is actually competent and as smart and dangerous as the other one claims to be, but since they both went down so easy I have no idea.
Anonymous No.213958245 >>213960184
he could've saved her
Anonymous No.213958255 >>213958628
>>213957865
Sex with actually hot prequel Deb
Anonymous No.213958299
>>213958237
there is a third one
Anonymous No.213958333 >>213958462
wheres astor and cody?
Anonymous No.213958462 >>213958580
>>213958333
they're with their uncle slicing people up for cannibals
Anonymous No.213958580 >>213958671
>>213958462
what uncle? brian is dead and they had no other siblings. I don't think Rita had any siblings either.

I thought they were living with their grandparents who are probably dead by now
Anonymous No.213958628 >>213958646
>>213958255
most sensible comment itt
Anonymous No.213958646 >>213958722
>>213958628
Kys pedo
Anonymous No.213958671
>>213958580
In the books they become a killing duo. I only know that much, maybe Brian is still alive in the books too
Anonymous No.213958722 >>213958769
>>213958646
Anonymous No.213958756
RIP
Anonymous No.213958757
>>213945568
ew fag
Anonymous No.213958769 >>213958895
>>213958722
This is horrible. Stop it!
Anonymous No.213958820
>>213946156
>his little club scenes
Anonymous No.213958831
>>213947961
KINO
Anonymous No.213958854
>>213947448
>It cuts to Doaks
Anonymous No.213958895 >>213958922
>>213958769
Anonymous No.213958922
>>213958895
AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOOOOO
Anonymous No.213958924 >>213958954
>>213946355
It is ugly, unflattering and looks like a greasy unkempt tweaker mullet from the 80s or 10s Australia.
Anonymous No.213958954
>>213958924
that's 90% of the appeal
Anonymous No.213959076
>>213945506 (OP)
>kill people
>dump bodies in ocean
Is it really that easy to get away with murders? All detective stories I read seem to have no counter to this. All Sherlcok villains would win if they just do this. It's really the bodies that gave them away.
Anonymous No.213959183
>>213957865
I fucked this druggie chick that was thirty two when I was nineteen.
She had less eyewrinkles than the actress you posted.
Worst lay I ever had, but she loved me because for some fucking reason, hammering away in a rage on her only got me off half the time after an hour.
I ended up hating her because sex with her led to exhaustion and blueballs as often as it did a soft rubbery orgasm.
She, however, got off twice more often than I got off once.
Those fucking wrinkles...
Anonymous No.213959244 >>213959262
>>213945869
she could pull me root if you know what I mean
Anonymous No.213959262 >>213960206
>>213959244
I think I do.
Anonymous No.213959279
>>213947355
>Who are you?
Who indeed... Reminds me of that weird scene in Breaking Bad when some masked guys are in Holly's bedroom and you have no idea who they are and they are never even mentioned again
Anonymous No.213959541
>>213957865
Hell yeah man Ive already made $2,600
Anonymous No.213959743
>>213945898
prominent
Anonymous No.213959829
>>213945568
This is true
>t. ranny who has never touched another human in an intimate way
Anonymous No.213960137
>>213957166
No
Anonymous No.213960150
>>213960143
>>213960143
Anonymous No.213960184
>>213958245
she looks so gothic
Anonymous No.213960206
>>213959262
i died of cringe holy shit
Anonymous No.213960502
>>213945506 (OP)
>>213945540
Hunter mogs her