Thread 213945582

>”Quick we need a doctor”
>”I’m a doctor. This man needs a tracheotomy”
>”Does anyone have a knife”
>Cocky street punk has a pen knife
>”We need to sanitise it!”
>Drunk homeless guy with a heart of gold offers his vodka
>”We need a pen, does anyone have a pen?!”
>Cold hearted businessman reluctantly hands over his pen
>”You saved his life”
>”No. We all did”

>>213945582 (OP)
So it's a subway train? How far could the next stop be?

>>213945582 (OP)
What movie?

>>213945666
checked. bad Jojo here

>>213945582 (OP)
i wonder how many doctors have actually done this kind of thing

>>213945582 (OP)
>Man thanks everyone for saving his life
>turns and walks away
>Gets hit by a truck

>>213947298
I kek every time.

bump

>removes the man's appendix
>throws it over the horizon and it explodes

>>213946913
Doctors hate that we all know this trick now

Meanwhile in reality
>sheeboon nigger passes out on the train off oxys
>medical student passenger helps roll her on the side and gives her chest compressions until the medics come
>2 weeks later
>lawsuit and insurance claim insisting she was fine and you assaulted her

>>213949528
Every comfy thread must be ruined by whiney faggots like you apparently. I hate nuchain

>>213949528
Yo dis white nigga got a waffle on dey head

>>213945582 (OP)
What do you call these scenes that sound cliche but never actually happened
And why is it that way

>>213945582 (OP)
>he had a DNR card and bracelet
>sues them all

>>213949528
i'll one up you
>illegal immigrant guy from central or south america lights some other transient woman on fire on the subway
>horror scene of her burning to death while locked into a standing position grasping the rail
>no one gives a shit and the story is memory holed 48 hours later
>some guy on /pol/ replies "let him cook" and gets 300 (you)s

>>213950187
>>213949528
Never happened

White boy killed the thread

First aid kit in the drivers cabin.

>>213949518
kek

>"Does anyone have a knife"
>Future astronaut, engineer, doctor offers it
>"Does anyone have a skateboard"
>Racist man reluctantly hands it over
https://old.reddit.com/r/instant_regret/comments/1myc70f/a_brash_guy_wielding_a_knife_gravely_misjudged/

>>213945582 (OP)
no wonder hollywood has gone to shit
all the good writers have wandered into 4chan

>>213947298
>one of his shoes fall down from the sky right in font of them
>*metal garbage can clinking and cat noises from an alleyway*