Thread 213945857

>>213945857 (OP)
his hair is so odd looking

>>213946262
Because it's most likely a hair system. The texture of his hair was totally different when he was younger.

>>213945857 (OP)
>... a widespread fire in the Palisades would open up some prime real estate for "redevelopment"...

>>213945857 (OP)
>Uncle Ben, what the fuck "great power" are you talking about? We're poor as shit and I'm some nerdy teenager as far as you're aware. Surely you mean to say "to uphold good morals takes great responsibility".

>>213945857 (OP)
I just found out the other month my great grandpa was a Nazi. I didn’t even know I was German. How do you guys cope with evil being in your family’s past?

>>213945857 (OP)
>Peter, I want you to not use your powers to help the shitty situation in life you got. You need to stay poor, have the girl you like fuck everyone but you, and for you to get so depressed you want to kill yourself

>>213946550
Based grandpa

>>213945857 (OP)
>>beter...
>you must be better men
>raise mjs son

>>213946550
Wouldn't know, I'm not jewish

Peter, with great power comes great responsibility. Invest life insurance

I just found out my first child (white) is going to be a son. He will have the genetics for height, intelligence, strength and blue eyes. How do I teach him to responsibly use his power?

>>213946550
My grandma (moms side) were nazis. I found the family picture albums with all sorts of nazi stuff. Pretty cool. And on my dads side, my great great grandpas brother was high rank in the KKK.

>>213946638
I hate white people

>>213946490
Peter is a super genius. Even if he never got spider powers, dude had some great power he was going to have to come to terms with eventually.

>>213946463
>hair system
>reactor online
>sensors online
>weapons online
>all systems nominal

>>213945857 (OP)
>"I will when I see her later, Uncle Ben."