Thread 213947259

>>213947259 (OP)
mandatory

>>213947302
Insane that her career was able to recover from this

>>213947259 (OP)
The assassination of the audience by the boring pretentious film

>>213947507
Margot Robie filled a niche that no other woman filled during and after

>>213947655
you’re brown, so you won’t understand the concept of a life judged by the worst mistake you’ve ever made, as your existence is a mistake.

>>213947259 (OP)
Any Japanese title

>>213947728
wtf.. what's your problem? talk shit about films, not each other

Manchester by the Sea

>>213947781
you’re brown

>>213947619
was this good?

>>213947795
>Budget $20 million
>Box office $9.3 million
I'm amazed it almost made half. Who would watch that?

>>213947781
When you talk about The Swimmer will you talk about yourself?

>>213947795
lol i know it's based on a book but who thought that title would sell tickets?

>>213947795
WOMEN BE TALKIN'

>>213947259 (OP)
always thought this was a silly title

>>213948049
no

>or
pick a lane

>>213948840
toby jones looks fine

>>213947795
Sounds like a horror film. Or is it comedy?

>>213948714
BENISSS ::DDDD

Good ol' wishy-washy Hugh Grant

>>213948881
Damn nigga, was just about to post this.
Truly the gayest title I've ever seen. Movie was good though, shame Kubrick's head was up his ass for so much of his career.
Lot of a great screenplays wasted on his dumb ass.

I get that it's named after an actual book within the universe, but this fucking movie has almost nothing to do with Fantastic Beasts, let alone Where to Find Them.
Don't even get me started on those fucking sequels. The Crimes of Grindelwald? This dude doesn't do fucking anything. The Secrets of Dumbledore? What? That he's in the vanishing closet or what? Fuck off.

>>213947302
who was this for?

>>213948831
HANSEN YOU YELLOW BELLY
I LAID CLAIM TO HER FIRST

It's a fantastic movie but damn

fuckin love this title

>>213949242
>>213949263
How is that meme tier? Sir? Sir? Excuse me, how is that meme tier?

>>213947728
>>213948163
Phoneposters were a mistake

Really wasn't expecting to be the one who has to post Precious: Based on the novel 'Push' by Sapphire

>>213949289
>Make a movie about a band/musician
>Name it after one of their songs
Gayest, laziest shit ever.

>>213947302
Jesus, I forgot this was a thing.

>>213947302
She's my favourite character.

>>213948887
both

>>213949168
CAUSE IT’S GONE BABY GONE
THE LOVE IS GONE
YEAH IT’S GONE BABY GONE
THE LOVE IS GONE

An obvious one.

>>213949351
Yesterday is about the song 'Yesterday'.

>>213949564
No, it's not. It's a shitty rom-com about a pajeet in a parallel universe. The song is a macguffin, among hundreds, and the movie has nothing to actually do with it or even The Beatles really. You could've called it 99 Problems and had """Jack""" talk to Jay-Z at the end and it would've been the fucking same, if not more appropriately titled.

>>213948831
Came here for this, thanks anon

>>213947728
this but unironically

>>213949020
all true btw

>>213947655
sar where is superman saar where capes saar where avengers saar

>>213949756
Next round's on me, friend

Damn, this movie got memoryholed hard

>>213947302
I honestly forgot this existed

>>213950096
Honorable mention

>>213949310
The invention of smartphones which resulted in every idiot being given "a right" to unleash their raw stupidity on the Internet with no repercussions was a mistake.

F, no pun intended

>>213947259 (OP)
The title is good though.

Why the fuck do so many tranny films have long titles?

>>213949611
Based. Such a retarded movie. In a good way.

Classic Pedocore

Quite possibly the gayest title of any piece of work across all mediums of recorded history

>>213950438
not so fast junior

>>213947302
RWARRRR HEHE ^‐^

Someday... but not today

>>213950496
>Julia Roberts and Javier Bardem credited at the top of the poster
>Julia Roberts isn't credited in the bottom cast list but Bardem is and gets the "and" credit

>>213950617
How can a move have a guest star?

*blocks your path*
Did you forget about me?

>>213949132
i actually don’t think this one is that bad

>>213950160
the based on a true story
conjuring
the devil made me do it

>>213949538
Cause now that he's gone baby gone baby gone
You got nothing to lose
Count the minutes if you want to
It won't be long baby long baby long
'Til you find somebody new

>>213949747
>if you changed everything about the movie it wouldn't be about Yesterday
But it is about Yesterday

>>213950278
Anon.....how many tranny films have you seen???

>>213951030
All of them.

>>213951080
>Låt den rätta komma in
Been a while since I read the book, but why is that tranny core? I thought it was mostly just a loli vampire.

>100 replies
>not a single mention

>>213949611
Holes?

>>213949793
>>213949845
For me it's Wild Speed: Ice Break and Wild Speed: Super Combo.
(The titles in Japan)

>>213947259 (OP)
what's that one about?

>>213947507
I mean it kinda didn't. Babylon and Amsterdam are the biggest flop of all time. Barbie was a fluke. In fact this can be said about Jenna Ortega, Sydney Sweeney, and Ari Aster too. Whether or not you lose money, for some reason, has no effect on whether or not you keep starring and creating films.

>>213950617
that film is kino.

>>213947728
I'm so white i'm close to translucent, my 56% friend.
And no shitpost will ever make that film less boring.

>>213951733
> I mean it kinda didn't.
> Barbie was a fluke
You can’t be serious. Barbenheimer was one of the biggest cinema events in the last decade on par with the hype of Harry Potter / twilight releases. Barbie was the highest grossing film in Warner Bros’ history ffs. It was the summer of Margot Robbie, she was center stage for 4-6 months which is an insane amount of in today’s low attention span climate.

>>213952106
The reason Margot Robbie was/is famous is cause she's hot. That's it. That's the grand sum of her public persona. And even at that rate Barbie was successful because:
>It's a pre-existing IP
>It had an obviously astroturfed hype campaign with Oppenheimer
>Ryan Gosling completely stole the show both in the film and doing his singing performances
Meanwhile Robbie was a long line of shitty flops. I'd give it another 3-4 years when she keeps starring in trash and her looks fade for her to be irrelevant.

>>213947259 (OP)
every kubrick movie. especially dr strangelove.

>>213947302
one day we will look back and laugh at the time when studios would shoot themselves in the foot with one gun and in the balls with another at the same time

>>213948840
i don't remember tom hardy or benedy cumhersnatch in this, i only remember it being terrible and them killing the cute russki girl (which was obvious from the start, as she was loveable and innocent unlike every other character)

>>213949038
the elusive modern audience.

>>213949793
>Fast & Furious Presents: Knobs

>>213949541
IS THAT THE BITE OF EIGHTY SEVEN???

>>213949845
nah, this one is gigakino
I bet the intern who came up with that title got a raise from Vin himself too

>>213950357
>>213950388
all of these long titles are based on some neurotic jew's pretentious stage play or book

>>213951080
Dog Day Afternoon

>>213951199
they show the girl's genitals in the movie, and she has a scar, i think the book mentions she's a eunuch

>>213947259 (OP)
>>213948788
>>213949857
underrated actors
>>213952729

>>213947259 (OP)
>>213947536

>>213947795
Men Shitting would be a better title than that.

>>213950674
The skeleton came back to life just for the movie.

>>213947536
Doesn't count, satire

>>213948831
Hilarious

>>213947795
>hey anon, want to watch a bunch of smug old bags talk for 2 hours? It's only £10.

>>213949611
Kino movie.

>>213951499
All title no shaft

>>213951336
lmao

the man who wasted my time with a piece of shit movie

>>213950719
the funny thing is the filmmakers said they regretted not putting more "Mad"s in the title

>>213947536
Kino film though, plus it's a spoof

>>213954267
Is this one good?

>>213951733
For most actors, flops will absolutely kill their careers. A few select ones can rise above the flop/hit dichotomy and remain relevant forever.

>>213947795
>inspired by true events
women never spoke before this happened??!

>>213952503
They Cloned Tyrone is unironically kino.
John Boyega is the black Shia Labeouf, which is funny as fuck because Shia Labeouf sounds like a name for an old-timey negro.

>>213948822
>>213948049
>>213947619
its kino, also 100% real

how has no one mentioned this one yet?

>100s of replies
>not one mention of this dogshit title

>>213955365
Shit movie with amazing scenes.
Really weird.
Like finding a pile of shit with some 1500s gold coins in it.

>>213952860
Damn, that is a reference most won't get it