Thread 213948438

Any other actors/directors with interesting backstories?

>>213948438 (OP)
The guy who did Beyond the Black Rainbow financed it off DVD residuals from the movie Tombstone.

The guy who played Adebisi in Oz became a member of a white supremacist skinhead gang when he was young. They even made a movie about it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTxq1Gx3odQ

>>213948438 (OP)
the director for Jeepers Creepers was indeed a creeper

>>213948438 (OP)
>Snitch Time

>>213948461
could have said used father's inheritance

>>213948438 (OP)
The actor who voiced George in Yellow Submarine was outed as a WW2 deserter and arrested during production. By then they were so far behind schedule and over budget that they didn't bother rerecording his lines.

>>213948438 (OP)
>Don Johnson
In November 2002, German customs officers at the Swiss–German border performed a routine search of Johnson's car.[91] Bank statements evidencing US$8 billion in transactions were found in the trunk of his car.[91][92][93] He was accompanied in his black Mercedes-Benz by three men: an investment adviser, a personal assistant, and a third unknown individual who could not be identified.[92] Initially it was thought Johnson was involved in money laundering,[93] but he was cleared of wrongdoing.[94]

>>213948581
Some former Mexican cartel guy revealed that those rules only apply to the street plebs. When someone the cartel needs is arrested, a cartel lawyer shows up with a little book full of people that he's allowed to snitch on to help reduce his sentence

HEY CANDYMAN

>>213948493
I didn't know this but reading about it it's a wild story. He also directed that movie himself.

>>213948924
They're also got taught their torture methods by CIA niggers, and CIA niggers collect off the top to allow Cartels to bring in their drugs.

CIA are basically a drug cartel with state funding

>>213949028
>CIA are basically a drug cartel with state funding

Always has been

>>213948493
>The guy who played Adebisi in Oz became a member of a white supremacist skinhead gang when he was young. They even made a movie about it.
wat

This psycho worked as a lion tamer when he was 16 years old

>>213949051
No shot everyone knows that. Were the fuck do you think crack comes from?

Nobody has a more fucked up backstory than this guy

>>213949051
>>213949659
But you don't know why tho. It funds special access programs that fund things like Isis and these gay revolutions like Hong Kong's protest

>>213948438 (OP)
Brian Glover was a wrestler who went by the name Leon Arras, the man from Paris.

>>213949727
I think Keanu Reeves is almost shoulder to shoulder with him.

>>213949888
It's amazing how much post-retirement Jack does not give a shit about anything.

Woody's (and most likely McConaughey's) dad was a convicted mob hitman and while high on coke in the 1980s he confessed to cops that he took part in the JFK assassination

>>213949942
He took Brando's crown. And soon, DiCaprio will take Nicholson's crown. The show must go on

>>213948924
>>213949028
This shit is so fucking gay it's unreal. Fuck these absolutely parasitic organizations that ingrained themselves so thoroughly that if you pull one thread then whoopsie, all of society collapses!
Good. I'd live in a mud hut without electricity tomorrow if it meant all of these useless monsters got graves.

>>213948947
>HEY CANDYMAN
I always loved Norm for this

>>213949659
Why are you angry at agreeing with someone?

>>213948751
>Don Johnson
I've thought about this from time to time. Like what the fuck was he up to? Paying ransom?

>>213948751
How did he have 8 BILLION dollars?
In 2002 no less!

>>213949586
He let a woman die too

>>213949727
All I know about him was that he drank a lot. So what? Half the Country is drunks

>>213950613
In total transactions. Probably just years worth of movie/TV shows production budgets that he had been part of for his banker in switzerland

>>213950679
he drank a lot because of what happened to his father and sister

>>213950072
YUP.
It's so fucked up. And it's STILL going on.
Russiagate & everything else that is in the news is to distract from them continuing to kill Americans without remorse or care. All for money. and at this point, they are so far gone, there is an entertainment value in it for them as well.
And nothing ever happens to the actual scumbags. The ones in suits.

>>213950695
Go on...

>>213948493
>Adebisi was actually one of the good ones

>>213948438 (OP)
every actor used to be like
>abandoned by his parents, adopted but ran away
>drifted across the us getting in knife fights in racing cars
>enlisted in marines during ww2
>discharged and came to california to be a prize fighter
>discovered by random agent at a club, becomes world's biggest movie star
now they're all
>dad was barclay cfo

>>213950680
his career didn’t go anywhere after Miami Vice?

>>213948549
Yes and his mentor, Coppola, thinks he's like Jack.

>>213950790
Izzit true?

>>213950815
It wouldn't be so bad if most of the recent nepos weren't such insufferable cunts.
I blame the parents for enabling that bratty higher than thou attitude.
It's gross.

>>213949727
>around blacks never relax

>>213949888
He's so based

>>213948924
Bro that's a Better Call Saul plotline

>>213950680
Look anon I may have been born at night, but it wasn't last night.

>>213951081
it's a plotline because it's common knowledge that's how it works

>>213950863
he was the main cast in nash bridges. a tv show with 122 episodes. i think he was also the producer of that show. you also should not forget a successfull tv show in that era was a money printer and he could basically demand everything he wanted. i dont think its really 8 billion but hollywood accounting can do wonders

>>213948438 (OP)
hey next time you're on reddit, stay there. thanks.

>>213950772
Father was killed in race riots after mlk was killed, sister was beaten raped and killed by a spree killer, both half brothers died in a scuba diving accident. and probably something else aswell but that's what comes to mind.

>>213951114
And he famously was in porn.

>>213951201
No, Dr. Crane, now I'm listening.

>>213949942
didn't he get nba sideline rules changed with the chili incident?

>>213948668
>The actor who voiced George in Yellow Submarine was outed as a WW2 deserter and arrested during production.
They still prosecuted that in 1968?

>>213948438 (OP)

Liam Neeson was a primary school teacher, and also a boxer. One day he punched a bully in the face, and the kid was never right in the head again afterwards. Even so, Liam was only ever asked to hand in his resignation. Shortly afterwards, he was cast in Excalibur.

>>213951271
>Beat kids
>become a famous actor

>>213951271
Lucky for the kid he didn't have a cosh on him

>>213951271
He should have been arrested but the Irish were all a bit blasé about violence back in the day.

>>213951271
The kid was black

>>213948493
>>213948949
>>213949204
>>213950797
its about how kikes are the world's problem, Hitler never wanted to nuke Africa or anything

>>213951343
Corporal punishment was still widespread in UK and Irish school system as late as the 70s.

It still blows my mind that Arnie was the governor of California, as a Republican, within the past 15 years. That sounds like the kind of thing you'd make up for a joke in a /pol/ thread.

>>213950815
It never changed, it was just easier to lie back then

>>213951347

This was before the cosh, but he was coffee coloured if that helps

>>213951264
Specific legal details depend from country to country, but usually if you did something that was illegal/criminal when the law said so, and then the law was changed, you're still a criminal for breaking the law at that time, because the point is not that you did a thing that may or may not be "bad" in a vague sense depending on whom you ask, but that you broke the codified rules of society at the time when you did it. A large part of the "power" of the state lies in upkeeping laws and constantly reminding people that rulebreaking is punishable and that the state will find out one way or another, sooner or later. Obviously, pardons and unofficial turning of the blind eye exists, but there is invaluable power in saying "we will punish you if you do X" and then actually consistently punishing for doing X. This is what separates a "strong state" (be it some very legal dictatorship like Russia, or democracy, or "democracy") from a weak state (like random African countries with warlords that can't enforce bureaucracy that much and rule mostly with fear rather than codified law).

>>213951362
It’s funny that postwar neonazis allied and intermingled so much with american racists and klansmen since their stark racialist binary is so different from the original ethnic tier list of hitler’s ideology. They obsess over whiteness yet define whiteness so narrowly that it’s useless as a term.

>>213951479

When I read well informed rebuttals like this I feel somewhat bad about constantly shitposting here.

>>213951368
i'm esl and it for a good 10 seconds i thought you meant capital punishment

>>213948438 (OP)
literally the funniest Tim Allen bit
how is this fag not hanging from a Mexican highway exit ramp

>>213951555
It's fine, I typically shitpost too. But I also feel that the internet is a better place if one doesn't stop himself from participating in discussions seriously, however fleeting they are.
That, and I might have had a moment of autism.

>>213951385
i haven't visited in a very long time, but didn't that place go from paradise to hellscape on his watch?

>>213948461
>>213948599
Yeah, come on why the fuck would you post that dumb shit when anyone could could look him up and see Cosmatos is a nepobabby. It also explains why he could afford to not make another movie for 8 years.

>>213951602
it might surprise you to find this out but actually the organized crime is mostly ran by fed informants themselves


The guy Casino was based off of turned out to be a fed informant who retired to california for the rest of his life

>>213951385
And his dad was a Nazi too!

>>213951607

Nah, you had a moment of awesome.

>>213948581
>dude le criminal/prison honor
Biggest load of shit in the world. Criminals are the most selfish niggers on the planet. It's all a front. They'll sell out anyone.

>>213950790
Surely those were just rumors

>>213950007
>this dudes are halfbrothers
wut

>>213951718
Turns out Woody's dad fucked Matt's mom right before Matt was born. Woody is convinced they're halfbrothers but Matt is too pussy to take a dna test because he loves the cuck who raised him

>>213948438 (OP)
if not for snitches we wouldn't have toy story

In 1996, when Jessica Alba was just 15 years old and filming the TV series Flipper in Australia, she reportedly went missing for approximately 14 hours. During this time, a search was conducted, and she was eventually found bound and gagged in the trunk of a car. Prior to her disappearance, Alba had received unsettling phone calls, which some speculate may have been connected to her abduction. However, the case was never solved, and investigators were unable to identify any suspects or motives, leading to the case being closed without resolution.

>>213950962
'fraid so, 'fraid so.

>>213951717
It was a shoot. A mass shooting, you might say, even.

Kurt Russell is the pilot who reported the Phoenix Lights.
River and Joqueen Phoenix were in a pedophile cult as children.
Christopher Lee.

>>213952345

What did Christopher Lee ever do, you shitbird?

Mickey Rourke saved a woman from being raped but later took advantage of her in a similar fashion.

>>213951385
He was a very bipartisan moderate type of republican and there are loads of republicans in California.

>>213952944
I just saw a video on youtube that was like that. A guy was raping a drunk broad on the lawn of some apartment block and a another man broke it up and offered the woman a ride to her hotel.
Then he took her to a tourist trap and raped her too.

>>213951385
My dad voted for him.

>>213948438 (OP)
Actors are paid to lie. I woudln't trust anything an actor has said about his life unless it's independently verified.

>"I was a supersecret agent. Basically James Bond."

No, you were sitting behind the desk reading memos.

>>213953073

ICE to you meet your Dad.

>>213953078
That story about Lee asking Peter Jackson if he knows the sound a man makes after slitting his throat is so cringe when you realize he was just a rear echelon motherfucker.
At least Jimmy Stewart learned how to fly planes.

>>213953078
This. Before social media it was way easier to get away with fabricated backstories too. A lot of actors just made shit up hoping it would help their career

>>213953078
SAS isn't Bond you retard

>>213950752
Protip the drug dealers are also scumbags, you not envying their position doesn't make them less scum.

>>213953606
Good thing he wasn't in SAS, you cretin.

>>213951271
Gods I love Liam Neeson.

>>213951385
that was before MIGA mindraped the party

>>213953606
>>213953797

>>213951271
Based bullys should be beaten. Don't bully others unless you can take it in return

>>213949728
>gay revolutions like Hong Kong's protest

>>213951271
"The bully" probably make fun of him pissing his pants.

>>213950550
Don Johnson’s off the hook
L.A. Times Archives
May 7, 2003 12 AM PT

From Bloomberg News

German authorities won’t take proceedings against Don Johnson, the former star of “Miami Vice” and “Nash Bridges” who was stopped last year by German customs officers as he was traveling in a car carrying credit notes and other securities worth as much as $8 billion.

The documents, meant to serve as a security for a business deal, belonged to one of Johnson’s fellow passengers and not to Johnson, said Leonhard Bierl, spokesman for Germany’s Customs Crime Office in Cologne.

“The whole thing is off the burner as far as we’re concerned,” Bierl said. “We’re very sorry that the story was leaked to the media and caused so much mishap for Mr. Johnson.”

>>213948493
>Akinnuoye-Agbaje was born in Islington, to Nigerian parents of Yoruba origin, who were students in the UK. When he was six weeks old, his biological parents gave him up to a white working-class family in Tilbury.[5][8] His foster parents had at least ten African children, including Akinnuoye-Agbaje's two sisters, living in their house at certain points. His foster father made a living as a lorry driver and struggled to support the family financially.[9]

The fuck? What kind of nutjobs adopt 10 Africans that they can't support?

>>213948438 (OP)
Matthew Broderick murdered two people, got away with it and continues to be cast as the harmless goofy guy.

>>213954095
Did Lee ever actually make these claims? I thought he always played coy

>>213954295
He did.

>>213951114
He was also a champion polo player until his dad got jealous and stopped him playing who also went around after rocky came out claiming he wrote tge script trying to get money out of the studios.

>>213948438 (OP)
Based, there is nothing wrong with this

>>213954272
What sort of nutjob would adopt an african?

>>213954541
Every hollywood actress needs to adopt an african. It's part of the lifestyle. That or turning your child into a tranny.

Some, like Angelina Jolie, managed to do both.

>>213951517
>define whiteness so narrowly that it’s useless as a term
Always has been. This is why the "white" race will never win.

>>213954294
Based

>>213953078
Actual spy stuff is very boring work

>>213954272
>>213954541
Christians.

>>213954294
>irish
>people
I always hear taigs saying their cops and justice system are fucked and I guess they werent just complaining for nothing.

>>213951627
No, he was elected after a recall of governor gray Davis, who was the one where everything went to hell. Hence the recall

Arnold was basically neutral for CA

>>213948438 (OP)
>Got out of arrest because of the Santa Clause

>>213954759
She doesn't have a tranny kid

>>213954541
Lots do it because the government pays em too

>>213954372
Oh, an image off of Facebook? Well then

>>213948947
He smuggled it in his wiener.

>>213954294
>got away with it
He was fined almost $300.

>>213949028
>They're also got taught their torture methods by CIA

Quetzalcōātl a good boi, he dindu nuffin!

>>213954990
never win at what? who's winning at what exactly kek

>>213948581
>take the fall for life whole two other guys walk away and won’t give you a second thought
Nah, fuck them. You’re the biggest cuck in the world award if you think anyone cares you didn’t le snitch on your homies and ended up with life in jail

>>213951052
A homeboy took his sister? Man, stats don't lie. But don't notice that and don't talk about it.

>>213951385
I think what blows my mind even more so is the fact that the Republicans still haven't had the balls to expel him, even tho his opinions are almost always aligned with the Democrats.

>>213948438 (OP)
Charles S. Dutton (Roc, Alien 3) did time for manslaughter.
Danny Trejo did for a bunch of crimes.
Jimmy Doohan took six rounds on D-Day.
Todd Bridges rescued a woman who rolled into a pool with her wheelchair.
Number Two in Austin Powers killed a woman while Christopher Walken watched.
Jon Lovitz beat the shit out of Andy Dick for a tasteless joke about the Phil Hartman murder, likely caused by Andy Dick reintroducing Phil's wife to coke.
Eddie Deezen is currently in a mental hospital after multiple weird cases like breaking into a nursing home and groping a waitress, then being declared unfit for trial.
Chevy Chase took a shit in Martin Short's trailer on the set of Three Amigos.

>>213951964
One of the weirdest parts of this story to me, is how do you obsess over a celebrity back in 1996 to the point of abducting them? How many seasons of Flipper were there, and was this filming the first season? I would think it would take her at least a year for someone to obsess over her enough to want to abduct her, but this was basically her debut.

>>213957752
>Jimmy Doohan took six rounds on D-Day.

Don't forget he also lost his right middle finger as well.

>>213955509
Oh, I must have been confused by her daughter John.

>>213952902
He was British SOE during WWII and shit. Carried out clandestine operations in Nazi occupied Europe.

>>213956880
It's part of the article, retard. Learn how to google.

https://www.warhistoryonline.com/world-war-ii/christopher-lee-wwii-service-fact-or-fiction.html

>>213956880
He also ripped off one of Hitler's balls during a fist fight.

>>213952902
He briefly went to Finland as a foreign volunteer in the Winter War. He allegedly did proto-SF stuff during WW2. He was allegedly a spy during the Cold War. He was descended from Charlemagne the Great, and had license from the estate to use the name. He formed his own rock band when he was in his 60s, and linked up with a German heavy metal band to perform a rock opera about Charlemagne the Great with himself singing for Charlemagne and the German band playing the Saxons.
But I think anon is just referring to him having learned about the "dark arts" and "black magic" and "satanism" and claiming to have a small library on the subject. He would also warn others away from ever delving into the topic and he basically called 99% of it's practitioners frauds and phonys but implied that some of it was real and shouldn't be fucked with.

>>213948438 (OP)
This guy was a real jerk. Raped a woman, then became an actor.

>>213958002
Killed his cellmate, too, getting him extra time.

>>213954717
I don't get why Steven seemingly always had Heather sit in his lap, surely it would have seemed inappropriate even back then.

Wasn’t his sister brutally murdered or something?

>>213957940
All of that is complete bullshit. I met him. He was a nice guy. But these exaggerations about his life making rounds on the internet are getting more ridiculous every year.

1) Yeah, he went to Finland as a volunteer, where they told him they're not interested in a foreign teenager and send him back to UK.

2) All of his "spying" stuff is made up.

3) Literally everyone with noble blood can trace Charlemagne as their ancestor. And pretty much every other European as well, even though they can't trace it. There is no "Charlemagne estate". What a ridiculous claim.

https://www.theguardian.com/science/commentisfree/2015/may/24/business-genetic-ancestry-charlemagne-adam-rutherford

4) He was never part of any bands. He just recorded vocals for some metal bands. Never had a public performance with them and the music fucking sucks. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvKRbi2ovDY

>>213958380
>Literally everyone with noble blood can trace Charlemagne as their ancestor.
He's still alive. How can he be anyone's ancestor?

>>213948751
Bagman

>>213949888
Teen pregnancy things

>>213950007
Woody spoke out against pharma on SNL, yet mcbongo did the Intel asset shit speaking at WH to cover up the inside job nature of Uvalde shooting.

>>213954717
She's physically attached to him like a lapdog

>>213950007
I’m more shocked that Woody had almost a full head of hair once and wasn’t born balding

>>213949728
Acting like CCP's overreach needs anyone to tell the locals to rise up. Morons ingesting CCP propaganda don't know to fight the CIA like HK youths did

>>213951714
Obviously it isn't based on honor, that's why they have to skin them alive to keep switching under control

>>213954194
Liam Neeson said there was one week where he was on a violent drinking rampage and kooking for a Black Man to kill. He gave up when he couldn't find a Black Man in his city.

>>213951479
>>213951555
>>213951607
All of these posts were made by gay boys with shit opinions and they need to shut the fuck up and also never type a single thing ever again.

>>213958658
McConaughey has the same fucked up hairline as Woody too, but he got a hair transplant like 25 years ago

>>213957940
>He was descended from Charlemagne the Great
Everyone with european ancestry is a descendant of Charlemagne, actually. Lee is just able to trace it all the way back, but statistically it applies to everyone

>>213948438 (OP)
rat fuck. would be kino if someone did a Mafia II on him

>>213948493
>get beaten up by chuds and spraypainted literally white with "KEEP BRITAIN WHITE"
>don't book a plane ticket the next day to niggerland
why the fuck don't niggers listen?

>>213948493
So this is why I liked Mr Eko so much

>>213953128
Its getting a knife in the back retard. He says you don't go "AHHHH" you instead get the wind knocked out of you, which lines up with reality when your getting your lung punctured.

>>213957752
Never liked Lovitz until I read this

>>213951368
Yes, but you weren't supposed to hit them with your hands, only a leather strap or a thin rattan cane, which is probably why Neeson was asked to resign.

The mandate on using only the strap and cane goes all the way back to the 1820s when a headmaster beat a kid to death.

>>213958663
>intelligence services will just sit back and do nothing instead of throwing gasoline on the small fire

>>213951264
I wonder what was happening in 1968 that might make the British government want to prevent draft dodging (rhymes with Smold Smwar)

>Showed up at a teenage Sesame Street cast members high school unannounced and proposed marriage. (he was in his 30s at the time.)
>Bit Sesame Street's music coordinator during an on-set fight.
>While a guest at a woman's home, freaked out after being asked to leave and beat her in the ribs with an iron bar. Then ran around the Nashville suburbs, stole a backpack from a kid and bag of herbicide from an elderly man. Broke into a random home and smashed all the dishes, ran outside pantless before covering himself in the herbicide.
>Fired from the show and institutionalized where he died after being restrained during a manic episode.

>>213948438 (OP)
Anna Lynn McCord was trailer trash raised/homeschooled by religious fundamentalists who wouldn't let her read Harry Potter and was constantly being raped and once went on a weird ramble about how she could have been a dictator if she really wanted to.

>>213959419

Choke on my cock, you fuck

>>213954194
Yet to find an Irish man who doesn't piss his pants after a 48 hour bender while reminiscing about his dead wife

>>213960358

I was watching her in Nip/Tuck only yesterday.

Semen demon

>>213948438 (OP)
Fran Drescher and a friend were raped during a burglary while her tied-up husband was forced to watch.

>>213957842

That's pretty cool of him. I shouldn't be surprised

>>213951081
think about it, the CIA orchestrated a fake hollywood movie production to rescue americans who were caught in iran. these glowniggers are probably itt rn

>>213962030
Iran? I thought you used to be a man

>>213957877
Reportedly Hitler said "Och my ball!" He came across him in a Scottish pub.

>>213951271
Neeson dropped out before becoming a teacher, you're full of shit

>>213950790
What about him, what the story?
And to stay on topic: walt disney's last words were 'Kurt Russell'

>>213949659
>No shot
Hello zoomer cunt scum.

>>213962195

Autsch, mein bollz!

>>213957752
random task from austin powers went to prison for raping a girl and then killed his celly.

Why was he in Kalama Zoo? To see the elephants?

>>213951964
Idle Hands was Prime Alba

>>213954372
Lee and the other British volunteers were never allowed near the front in the Winter War, he spent 2 weeks on guard duty and went back home

The phoenix brothers were part of some evangelical sex cult

>>213951964
Do you think she was anally raped?

>>213963069
It's what I would do.

He did act in a movie but I always think of Dennis Wilson the drummer of the Beach Boys. Guy housed the Manson family for a time and brought Charlie to Terry Melchers (big music producer) studio for an audition. Manson never got a contract but kept in touch with both because he sold them drugs and let them play with his underage girls. Manson chose the house that Melcher used to rent for his murder spree. Both apparently knew who did it but kept silent out of fear. Dennis managed to avoid testifying in court but alluded that the full story was never told. Spiralled into periods of large drug and alcohol intake. Ended up being fired from the Beach Boys and becoming homeless; sleeping on peoples couches and on the beach. Him and a friend got drunk and took a boat out to the marina. Whilst his friend drifted to sleep, Dennis started diving to recover pictures and mementos from an ex-marriage that he had thrown over years earlier. When he was coming up for air, he hit his head on the bottom of the boat and passed out. Divers found him the day after lying in the foetal position on the bottom of the ocean.

what happened to men

>>213951081
Before BCS was made it was a plotline in every TV show about drug cartels too because it has been known for like 25 years. The trend began when Pablo Escobar gave up Carlos Lehder to the feds because he was becoming a burden

>>213959562
You didnt see him back in Nigeria in the trailer? He tried to go back, but since he had grown up in the UK he was a complete stranger in his own country too and was bullied by the other kids for being too different. He was stuck between two cultures and he was desperate for acceptance and belonging somehwere, hence joining the gang

>>213949727
I think he deserves a racism pass

The actress from the nanny and her husband were brutally raped by two niggers and it made her husband gay

>>213950149
Where is this from and has anyone got a webm of it?

>>213948438 (OP)
Feels like anyone who goes through the system comes out republican. The others watch the system from far away.

As colonel in the British army James Blunt allied with his superior general Michael Jackson (no joke) against Wesley Clark, who ordered them to take back an airfield from the Russians in Kosovo.

>But he was backed by British Gen Sir Mike Jackson, who said: "I'm not going to have my soldiers be responsible for starting World War III."
https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-politics-11753050

Sean Connery beat the living shit out of mobster Johnny Stompanato, who was a bodyguard and enforcer for Mickey Cohen.
Stompanato though Connery was fucking Lana Turner, who he was dating, and flew to London and pulled a gun on him, only to get his ass kicked.

>>213964701
>"I'm not going to have my soldiers be responsible for starting World War III, heee heeee"

>>213948438 (OP)
looks like brandon buckingham

Republicans are pathetic

>>213964622
Freaks and Geeks

>>213959216
That's not what he said. He was looking for a black guy who would start a fight with him, so he could kill him. He wouldn't just randomly murder a black guy. And he gave up after he realized it's irrational behavior. Not because he couldn't find any black guys.

>>213964900
Thanks.

>>213949942
>>213949888
Fucking love Jack. I wonder if he ever paid those hookers.

Matthew Bevilsugarlessmotherfucker
>Brancato was charged with second-degree murder, and his trial began on November 17, 2008. On December 22, 2008, a jury found him not guilty of murder but found him guilty of first-degree attempted burglary. On January 9, 2009, a judge sentenced him to 10 years in prison.

>Brancato was incarcerated on Rikers Island in the Oneida Correctional Facility in Rome, New York, and was subsequently transferred to the Hudson Correctional facility. While in prison, Brancato continued his drug use, suffering a heroin overdose on at least one occasion.

>>213950962
STRUGGLE
SNUGGLE
SUMMER
'92

>>213951964
It's she's like a billionare now? Such a weird career

>>213951385
This might shock some of you but the democrats and republicans switch places every now and them. It's not hard to see the patterns and their beliefs.

>>213957575
Anon means to say, Africa for the Africans, Europe for the Europeans but you're too fucking stupid to understand that, hey.

>>213954294
>In February 2012, when Broderick was featured in a multi-million-dollar Honda commercial that aired during the Super Bowl XLVI

>>213957575
my apologies, that was meant for >>213954990

>>213951201
His daughter that voices Summer on Rick and Morty recently got her face slashed by a crazy person.

>>213965737
She started a make up line or something that took off. She has 'fuck you' money.

>>213959532
Bullshit. I'm pretty sure my anecestor was just some dirty peon, not even worthy of the King to take his wife for the first ride.

>>213957748
>haven't had the balls to expel him
Not everyone is a one thought one brain one download view point. But of course MAGA is the cult even though Dems can't even run a fucking primary after their Autopen got exposed. Muh voting rights

https://bpspsychub.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/bjso.12665

>>213958380
> I met him. He was a nice guy
Why do you think that makes your argument any more valid than everyone else.

>>213951964
>investigators were unable to identify any suspects or motives
>motives
Yes, it will be forever a mystery. There's absolutely no coherent reason for someone to abduct Jessica Alba. What would they need her for? It might have been just a prank.

>>213962405
> Can’t identify obvious spelling mistakes

>>213957752
A little something about Andy Dick. He also hung out with some B-list sitcom actor, I forget his name. Apparently after a night of partying, Andy woke up to him dead. He committed suicide by hanging.

Anyway, I just find it weird he has so many skeletons in his closet. He was never all that famous. He's probably just a deviant and that's why he's always fit in that scene.

>>213966216
I don't buy the excuse that cocaine caused Hartnan's wife to do what she did. Cocaine doesn't make you kill your spouse. I'm not saying sacrifice buuuuuut

>>213957784
The heart has its reasons which reason knows not.

>>213948751
He met Melanie Griffith when she was 14 and he was 21. He's a pedophile

>>213955162
Actial spy stuff is never published because it defeats the whole purpose of espionage

>>213966089
Huh? I'm just saying I don't really blame him for the exaggarations, because he wasn't fully responsible for that. This circlejerk deification mostly happened after his death on social media.

>>213960358
You didn't mention her infamous Putin video though

>>213963211
Honestly, as a man i'm curious this too.

There was a time when I never gave a fuck and always had fun doing whatever, but my spirit seems to have died in the past decade.

>>213958091
Pedo smile

>>213965865
You got far enough back and everyone can trace their line to royalty. I’m like 6 gens away from some random european king who probably had a haren and produced hundreds of bastard children

>>213966372
Left out the most important fact
>voiced king haggard in the last unicorn where ever word uttered was pure kino by itself

>>213966334
Look up thr Julian Dorey / Matthew Hedger interviewd on youtube. I think it’s the first ever extended interview with a NOC agent, who’s cover was being a money launderer for criminal orgs, but who’s real task was reverse-laundering US gov money so they could pay off foreign informants, etc without foreign intel agencies without the money being traced back to the CIA. To look legit he was laundering money for a top 4 biker gang and a mexican cartel.

The only reason he was cleared to tell his story was because his entire CIA career was nuked when a foreign intel agency (most likely China) managed to infiltrate the program and leaked his real name and all the details on the dark web. He obviously doesn’t share classified stuff, but he has some really interesting stories that almost sounds too insane to be real. Everyone thought he was a bullshitter until a lot of other legendary ex-spooks vouched for him

>>213964762
>surrounded by blacks looking like poor little white guy in every image
I hate this faggot so much, he even managed to fool Sam Hyde's retarded audience in to thinking he's "based".

>>213965663
>Only roles of any significance cast him as an aspiring criminal but is taught/made an example of how the criminal lifestyle is self-destructive and not worth it
>Literally becomes a criminal IRL.
What an absolute fucking retard

>>213948438 (OP)
>1.4 lbs of cocaine
Holy fuck he's lucky he didn't get 10-20 years.

I have a friend who just got arrested for coke with intent to distribute, which she literally was, and already has two felony drug convictions and some other stupid arrests. She's probably fucked now.

>>213968130
Also, everything was on the up-and-up. DEA and FBI lawyers knew, and he had a special letter from the Attorney General which allowed him to break most laws, except for things like first degree murder

>>213968130
>that almost sounds too insane to be real
such as?

>>213968274
>she
Women don't get treated the same as dudes ,depending the state she'll be given between a slap on the wrist or 1/3rd of what any guy would get in her position provided she really really really learned her lesson ,that she really really really won't do it again and she throws a couple of dudes higher on the food chain under the bus for her

>>213968183
>surrounded by blacks looking like poor little white guy in every image
You really need to lay off the gay interracial porn. It's not good for you, even if it's just a joke or the medication.

>>213968405
In the early stages of infiltrating the mexican cartel he was brought to a warehouse where some cartel guys went to town with a carrot peeler on some boys face in front of the father, who had stolen something from them.

He had to stand there and watch for like 10-15 minutes. They were testing to see if he was undercover law enforcement and if he had the necessary lack of morals to enter their business. It happened like 10 years ago but the image was still seared into his brain

>>213957940
>He was descended from Charlemagne the Great
Kind of meaningless because many white people are too, and Karl lived fucking 1200 years ago lol. It's like a Chinese person being descended from Genghis Khan. t
t. literally descended from one of England's attorney generals, who was noted from youth as being quite brilliant, you dirty plebs

Ashton Kutcher had a date with a woman on the night she was murdered. He claims he went by her house and when he saw what he thought were wine stains on the floor he assumed she'd stood him up and left. He also worked for a child trafficking investigation thing called T.H.O.R.N.

>>213966259
She was already mentally ill, and the cocaine amplified it.

>>213948493
Totally don't believe it. LIES

>>213958520
>Woody spoke out against pharma on SNL
He spoke a bit more than that

>>213957940
>But I think anon is just referring to him having learned about the "dark arts" and "black magic" and "satanism" and claiming to have a small library on the subject. He would also warn others away from ever delving into the topic and he basically called 99% of it's practitioners frauds and phonys but implied that some of it was real and shouldn't be fucked with.
that's his character in "the devil rides out"

>>213949028
>>213950072
Don't you understand, we need to defeat communism in some literally-who-cares SA country. That's why we have to flood the US with opioids and create international pedophile extortion rings.

>>213968448
>Women don't get treated the same as dudes
Of course this is true, but her record spans 20 YEARS, she was slapped on her wrist for her first two arrests, then had to do 6 months for her third charge. I got curious and looked up her name in several counties -- she's been arrested around 12 times, including DUI and burglary, most of which she got more wrist slaps or nolle pros. This stuff spans literally two decades, and she got arrested for coke PWID in June 2025. It'll take the prosecutors 5 minutes to find all of this stuff in their system, so I think she's fucked this time. Conservative state too. Sad because she's done a lot of work to try to overcome this stuff and just finished a real degree, and I told her several times it'd be devastating if she got arrested again, but she "has to pay her le bills," as if millions don't do that without selling drugs. She's just too far gone to completely live that lifestyle behind. It's an interesting situation to me though, guess that's why I'm blogposting.

>>213951385
Running celebs worked for Reagan so it stayed in the GOP's quiver. Unironically how established boomerpublicans tolerated Trump initially.

>>213968775
My wife is a genealogy autist and traced her lineage back to Charlemagne and William the Conqueror and has a claim to an English estate should a handful of people suddenly die. This shit means nothing.

>>213949028
>They're also got taught their torture methods by CIA niggers
there really isn't that much technique in torturing someone that you couldn't come up with yourself
>and CIA niggers collect off the top to allow Cartels to bring in their drugs.
that's called corruption anon and illegal in most countries. not saying it isn't a bad thing regardless but duh yeah corruption is bad

if you notice almost all men involved in media, movies, tv etc have history either in military or a run in with the law. Meaning, the military ones never left and were reassigned and the ones with criminal interactions wound up being useful pawns. Same with rock and roll actually. Everything sucks now bc the military and gov have no incentive to better any culture now, chinks are so bad the spooks dont even try

>>213951555
shitposting without social constraints is what attracts the good too

>>213951299
If the rumors are to be believed he's always carrying a cosh in his pants.

>>213966334
actual spy stuff is taping your dick to the back and seducing a totally-not-gay diplomat to give you government documents

>>213954194
>you can literally piss your pants as a chad and still get women

>>213948493
Absolutely mental.
No wonder I liked the actor, he's literally a white nigger.

>>213949888
also Roman Polanski molested that little girl in his house

>>213958380
>source: trust me dude i met him he was a nice guy
narcissism is bad enough but when it's combined with low iq it gets funny

>>213950040
Who is going to take dicaprios crown?

>>213964424
>believing an Israeli

>>213968130
Interesting. Sounds like the plot of Will Smith's next movie, the one that CIA fren Michael Bay dropped out of

>>213968130
>glowie Julian Dorey / Matthew Hedger interview
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8z6wJhhTwPg

Herzog has lived a very interesting life and brings that rebellious philosophy to his filmmaking ethos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MprgwanWHeQ

>>213958207
Yep. Couple nogs Kidnapped her from her waitress job. Held & raped her for a few days then they let her go and shot her in the back as she walked away where she slowly died

>>213951201
Holy shit. That is horrible! I never knew any of that.
People need to leave him alone then.
Nosy busy bodies.
I always liked him.

>>213948438 (OP)
>If I post this then the internet will hunt him down and kill him because "snitches get stitches"
Literally the only reason people dig up this shit in the past

>>213968779
the theory is that kutcher was involved in the murder and the story was cover. the person he went to see afterward that night was danny masterson. and kutcher was tirelessly defending masterson when he was accused of grape including in court, as was kutcher's wife mila kunis who is an extremely fucked up person. as for thorn, michael epstein also ran a child abuse nonprofit that had over a dozen congress people on its board from both parties, until his brother jeffrey was arrested a second time, similar to how the clintons had their haiti "outreach" program that cooled when their assistant laura silsby was caught kidnapping children. kutcher and kunis are also into kabbalah.

>>213948751
>Bearer Bonds

>>213968130
>intel agency (most likely

A 'private email server' in Chappaqua of the Witch of Bengazi.

>>213957445
That's like 500 dollars in todays money.

>>213948493
Imagine the amount of supremacist pusy he stretched

>>213948751
>>213966289
>Don Johnson

>>213969896
Way to miss a point, retard. He wasn't exaggerating, when he was telling his stories in person.

Then he died and everyone on the internet started writing, how he was a real life superhero, undercover agent, inspiration for James Bond, heavy metal band member, Tolkien scholar, Swedish royal, Nazi hunter, Cold War spy...

When in reality he was just a B-movie actor, who was cast in big franchises at the end of his life.

So my problem is not with him as much as with the people, who spread this ridiculous fantasy version of his life as a fact. How much clearer can I be?

>>213950790
He would never

>>213968779
The craziest part of Kutchers trafficking crusade is he bragged about watching child porn.
Just a fucking weird ass dude in general.

>>213966130
>J-joke's on you; I can't spell grade school level words haha!
damn

Brutally raped by two niggers.

>>213948751
Lol, i can literally see that border station from my house right now.
Was a nice bit of gossip around here back then

>>213968820
If only there was a way for us to easily search for information on our own to verify if something is true or not. Life would be so much easier, wouldn’t it? You fucking doorknob

>>213970214
It’ll definitely turn into a movie at some point, maybe he even sold the rights already. The guy is marketing himself on podcasts so getting book/movie deals is probably his goal now that his only real skillset in intelligence gathering is useless

>>213969420
No it's not nearly that conspiratorial.
Most creatives are on the spectrum of psychopathy and are generally losers in life. The self controlled ones join military while the sociopaths commit crime.

t. The military one

>>213970269
There were 2 interviews because it’s a vey long story. The first interview is him alone. The second he brought some former DIA woman to vouch for him because after the first interview everyone thought his story was too surreal to be true

>>213970269
>glowie Julian Dorey
I dont think a glowie would poke fun at every glowie guest he has on by going on long tirades about how obvious it is that CIA wacked JFK and how Epstein island was clearly a Mossad kompromat operation. It clearly makes the real glowies very uncomfortable

>>213948438 (OP)
Was Geraldo his estranged brother?

>>213951201
You forgot to mention
>Turns up at his sister's rapist/killer's parole hearing every time and convinces them to keep him locked up

>>213948438 (OP)
FUCKING RAT

>>213970440
>accused of grape
you can say rape on 4chan you fucking zoomer tiktok faggot

>>213970269
Why hasn't he been offed by the CIA if he's spilling all their secrets?

>>213948438 (OP)
>faced life in prison
that's so fucking stupid that having drugs was considered on par with literal murder

Domhnall Gleeson told us that lawn darts is a sport, not just an ornament.

I've yet to see any evidence of this phenomenon.

>>213974427

Drugs ruins so many more lives than murder

>>213971746
It wasnt rape just weirdo hollywood jew cuck shit that turned into a robbery. Strange how her and her friend were "raped" in front of their husbands and that Frans husband came out as a fag afterwards.

>>213948438 (OP)
lmao imagine getting snitched on by this dude and then watching from prison for the rest of your life this guy going on to be a star. imagine sitting in the prison cafeteria and one his things comes on the television

>>213948924
This, honor amongst thieves is bullshit they sell each other out constantly

>>213948493
Mr Eko was a white supremacist?

>>213950007
They're brothers 100%, there's similarities between them

>>213972997
this man works for tavistock, it is that conspiratorial

>>213966259
Wow another crazy murderous cunt no must be a ritual suicide. Retard.

>>213951271
Is it the same the other way around? If you do something that wasn't a crime at the time, but it later becomes a crime, can they arrest you for that?

>>213975260
No I don't you schizo nigger. The (((funding))) comes from the same people who bribe politicians, those people are the ones who own the Producers.

Weinstein for example had his boss/investor have those casting couch yacht sluts ordered to be in Harvey's movies or no funding. That's how Hollywood movies work unless you have talent, then you'll likely be jewed by everyone greedier than you are

>>213951414
Audie Murphy was no liar.

>>213963187
Mk ultra

>>213974346
See >>213968130

Chinese or Russian intelligence services already leaked his name and mission which is why he was forced to retire. He doesnt reveal anything that is still sensitive to the CIA, only stories from his own mission

>>213975196
Yeah it’s pretty obvious. McConaughey will probably take a DNA test to confirm it once his cuckdad passes away

>>213968130
Hedger looks a bit like Leo DiCaprio and has the same massive head so I guess we know who’s going to play him in the inevitable movie