Thread 213948515

Is it possible this will be good?

buffy was only good because the hot cast. These kids are too young

>>213948542
Trachtenberg was 15 and was widely agreed to be the hottest

>>213948515 (OP)
>hot cast
>These kids are too young
That's the stupidest thing I've ever heard.

>>213948572
and these actors are younger

>>213948515 (OP)
The entire first season better be nothing of the new Buffy girl getting FUCKED every scene

>>213948542
Anon...

>>213948515 (OP)
no, because sarah michelle gellar is producing it
she's a worse creative than she is an actress
check out the cruel intentions reboot she tried to get going a while ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SX7SVZDnCck

>>213948598
Per the pilot script she has a crush on some guy named Carson. So it’s possible

I mean the original wasn't good either we were just young and gay.

>>213948596
No they’re not

>>213948515 (OP)
Maybe, but I will watch for Ryan

>>213948515 (OP)
So it was going to be a spin off about a new slayer until they convinced SMG to join the cast, now it's called Buffy when it's not even about her?
Pretty sure she hated working on the original and its fans which is laughable that she came back

>>213948515 (OP)
her nips are buffy

>>213948515 (OP)
>88

>>213948649
The dude they cast for that part is 18. So they can’t have sex til like season 3

>>213948515 (OP)
Not with this fucking disease playing the lead.

>>213948674
>>213949014
Duality of man

>>213948515 (OP)
Unless Buffy becomes Giles/Watcher-lite and guides and trains the nu-Buffy, and takes place post-series finale Angel, then I don't see the point in this show.

>>213948621
>youtube.com/watch?v=SX7SVZDnCck
yikes

>>213948515 (OP)
> Is it possible?
Yes.
> Is it likely?
Hell no.

>>213948696
classic angel

>>213948515 (OP)
>88
Hmmm, hopefully not too many blacks in the new series either.

>>213949332
I think there are two so far

>>213949060
>tfw not catching Ryan's disease

>Ryan Kiera Armstrong

elite tier genetics literal astronaut father

>>213949470
And her grandfather was one of the all time jazz greats

>>213949551
> it's funny because it's true
kek

>>213949014
Still whiter than (You), pajeeta.

>>213949551
that one picrel is more kino than this entire new show will be

>Will a tv show made in current year be good
there's about a 0.001% chance
>Disney/Hulu
nevermind, there's no fucking way it'll be good

>>213948625
I wanna say TRVTHNVKE but in the mid-to-late seasons I'd venture some of the other actors shined.

>>213948515 (OP)
Is that really the title?

>>213948596
They're the same age.

>>213949014
who the fuck calls a normal looking teenage girl a "fucking disease"?

>>213949551
This is actually what the original show looked like when you think about it

Possible. It's going to come down to the execution of all of it. But it's Disney 2025, so odds are low. The script isn't bad, but I imagine they'll gut it and make it super woke shit.

>>213950781
Some brown tranny on the internet, that's who.

Ryanbros, where would you take her to get pizza?

>>213950909
Jet’s

>>213948649
>posting a fake script
What is wrong with people these days?

>>213950909
To the best place in Manhattan. No I'm not going to tell you what it is, it's mine, I don't want it to be better known.

>>213948649
Did Joe Sweden write this? It sounds like him

>>213950995
It’s Sal and Carmine

>>213950988
It’s real. The whole thing leaked a couple months back

>>213951053
No, it's fake. In the real one she's called Nova and has been backed up by every leak, detail and candid picture from the set.

>>213951092
She’s not Nova in the draft SMG posted from the table read so thats the real one

>>213951170
Yes, she is. The name "Poppy" only exists in the metadata of the only actual script, retard.

>>213948572
That's definitely not accurate but okay

>>213948649
That script is fake. She dates a tall handsome athletic supersmart Indian boy named Khan.

>>213948515 (OP)
depends on who populates the writers room

>>213948572
We agreed in secret but dawn was never presented as being hot by the show.

>>213950909
There's this non-chain place near me that is good. Has a dining room too, nice place for a date with Ryan.

Some of the new Scoobettes. I remain cautiously optimistic.

>>213951937
Surprising

>>213948515 (OP)
if will be better than the original.
they better put some brown and trans people in it too or else I will complain

>>213951937
Cute smile on #3

>>213952107
???

>>213951937
>>213950909
/tv/ core show. Jannies and mods gonna be busy.

>>213951937
For me it’s Keiko

>>213950798
Yes anon, that's the joke. Twilight wasn't the first story to feature a 200yr vampire banging an underage girl.

>>213948515 (OP)
>>213948674
I typically think the Hollywood pedophelia jokes are overblown, but this girl has been getting hyper sexualized since she was like 7 years old and it legitimately creeps me out.

You can literally see the lack of innocence in her eyes in every picture of her, from her earliest days. Even her official IG is littered with thirst traps. It’s gross.

>>213952485
>hyper sexualized since she was like 7 years old
Has she though?

>>213952485
This poster right here, officer

>>213952485
>"omg people are sick fucks for wanting to bang this girl"
>has been following her career since she was 7yo
>browses her instagram
fucking kek

>>213952536
I must have missed it desu

>>213951599
It’s the Poker Face couple

>>213953975
:)

>>213951213
You’re wrong, and a dumbass. She’s listed as Poppy on the pilot script.

>>213954153
Nice fake, anon. Why don't you post the cast listing from the actual script you supposedly have?

>>213954220
SMG posted it herself you fuckin idiot
fuck why do I even bother with jeets

>>213954270
>actual screenshot
>can't see shit
>add in your own names with a different font like a retard and pretend
Again, just post this script: >>213948649

>>213948515 (OP)
her lips were BUILT for my wee wee

>>213948542
>Buffy was only good because the humor. Zoomers have no personality, and are not funny.
ftfy

>>213951937
The Asian girl is ugly.

>>213954855
>>213948515 (OP)
>Daughter of actor Dean Armstrong
Get this nepotrash of here!

>>213954939
...who?

>>213954855
revolting.

>>213951213
Damn you got BTFO

>No Xander
>No Cordelia
>No Dawn
>No Faith
>No Willow
>No Joss
What's the point? DoA.

>>213955004
Who the fuck cares about Xander?

The lack of willow and cordelia characters is worrying. a faith character not being absent right away makes sense faith didn't come in until later.

>>213951553
Buffy herself was played by a 16yo when she started

The problem with this show is Whedon won't be involved. I know people like to talk shit but half the things they attribute to him are things people copying his style do, not something he did. also no one gives a fuck who he fucked all we care about is that the writing is good


>>213955008
Like him or not he's part of what made the show.

The lack of Whedon is still the biggest issue. Honestly they should just be making a "Slayer" series, let just make it, and start up a group of new characters.

>>213955068
Gellar was 19 or 20 starting, not 16.

>>213955068
>The problem with this show is Whedon won't be involved

Your time is over, millennial

>>213948649
It aint gonna be him. She’ll get with Cole. The actor is 17.

>>213955176
there was an entire controversy over her magazine spread where she wore a skimpy outfit after buffy came out specifically because she was only sixteen. dont believe the rewrites. some of us were actually there.

>>213953975
SMG got that perfect form tho, the kid is barely hanging on

>>213955278
>born in 1977
>show began in 1997

I need spike

>>213955209
>zoomers don't look retarded, only millennials do!

>>213955008
He was the guy.

>>213948515 (OP)
She has a particular kind of glare down already, even in older pics

>>213955431
She looks like she's a whore already.

>>213955431
>zoomer barely raises one eyebrow
>"yooooo this girl has personality"

>>213948572
Charisma Carpenter was the hottest actually.

>>213955521
That's how starved we are for personality

>>213955521
Who are you quoting?

>>213948515 (OP)
What is the target audience?

>>213955538
this
or ms calendar

>>213955870
Teenagers

>>213948542
>These kids are too young
Guess how old Michelle was in Eurotrip.

>>213956173
so... no one in particular.
Whedons Buffy succeeded because it was targeted at movie geek culture of the 80's/90's.

>>213948625
This nigga was already like 35 when he first appeared in Buffy, nearly as old as Giles.

>>213956282
No, it was targeted at teenagers and young adults.

>>213956308
retard

>>213956314
>um AKSHULLY this successful show was solely aimed at a subsection of one specific demographic!

>>213955870
40-something-year-old millennials.

>>213956337
Yes.
That ‘subsection’ kept the WB network alive in the 90's. Who’s keeping it alive now, TikTok dance challenges?

>>213948649
Why is this script referencing sports drink commercials as if that's all the explanation you should need?

>>213956282
Buffy succeeded because it was popular with many demographics.

>>213949551
Do you think they'll dare imply an 220-something year age-gap like the original show did?

>>213956066
Good taste.

>>213956487
>erm... akchuly LOTS of people watched Buffy
brilliant take. I already gave the reason why it popular.

>>213956610
And it was wrong because it attributed it to a single subsection of one demographic, instead of the show appealing to multiple demographics, giving it a wide audience.

>>213955068
>Buffy herself was played by a 16yo when she started
Sarah Michelle Gellar was 19 when season 1 of Buffy was shot, but her character was meant to be 16.

>>213955374
I remember these niggas from years ago, what happened to them?

>>213956653
Youre either being disingenuous or are just braindead if you dont acknowledge the rise of geek culture - and specifically Buffy's role in it (predating Big Bang Theory by a decade).

>>213956790
I'm not the one claiming Buffy succeeded thanks to a single demographic here.

>>213956802
No youre the one saying lots of people watched it because lots of people watched it.

>>213956205
Old enough for handholding

>>213956802
>>213956836
You're both mostly wrong. It was a CW show that lots of the CW audience watched, then more non-CW demographics become viewers because of word-of-mouth / it was good.

>>213956836
No, I'm saying it had a wide appeal to multiple demographics and age groups, not just one.

>>213956867
>>213956894
>lots of people liked it because lots of people liked it
At least I gave a reason for why people liked it. You say Im wrong (thats fine) without giving a counter reason.

the cast is too young. it's gonna be full of skibidi rizz gen alpha bullshit.

>>213956977
I still have no idea what skibidi is

>>213955004
they gotta hold them back so they can boost ratings with a cameo later

>>213957001

It's Mingus Reedus' brother.

>>213956932
Women for instance, not exactly at the forefront of "geek culture" of the 80s to 90s, liked the romance in the show, Buffy/Angel was a big deal.

>>213956066
Underrated

>>213951624
So that whole episode where she gets down and dirty in the club never happened?

>>213948625
He was based early, got cringe later

>>213951576
Ain’t that a Paki name?

>>213951937
I would give this new series damn near zero chance of being good, but the fact the cast is actually hot is a huge green flag.

>>213948621
What are you talking about? This seems fucking based...

>>213957001
Please consult the documentary
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sVn4sBxLokA

>>213948515 (OP)
Yeah I'm not Fucking watching this Bullshit.

>>213957105
How would you know, saar?

>>213957639
I live in Australia, I’ve never met a Jeet named Khan but every second Paki is named Mahoumed Khan or some variation of that

>>213957562
ok

>>213952107
kek

>>213956487
buffy wasn't that popular when it was airing

>>213958362
Yes it was

>>213958322
Gross.

>>213954938
>Asian girl is ugly.
Thanks Captain Obvious

Hope they get Robin Lord Taylor for this. He'd make a great vampire.

>>213948515 (OP)
probably not no

>>213958322
hot slut

>>213955538
>>213956066
wording this

>>213958568
no it wasn't, you fucking zoomer

>>213960096
Yes, it was.

>>213960131
why do zoomers love to argue about shit that happened before they were born that they have no clue about, bros?

>>213960224
they live in a dead culture
they see something from the past and assume it was massive because they literally can't comprehend an active, live, thriving culture with a thousand things happening all the time
they do it constantly here and on /mu/
just pity them and move on with your day

>>213960224
Everyone does that. You likely weren't born when Kennedy was capped but here we are.

>>213960272
I bet every old man in history said that about kids today

>>213948515 (OP)
No chance not even going to give it a shot.
I ignored the new King of the Hill the new that's 90 show and various other new remake bullshits that all turned out to be shit I'm assuming this is going to be the same thing so let me know how it goes fagots.

>>213957173
>What are you talking about? This seems fucking based...

>>213948515 (OP)
Sunnydale was completely destroyed at the end of Buffy and at the end of angel the world was literally ending with the hellmouth's opening wide open and letting all the demons through how the fuck are they going to explain that?

>>213960401
>Everyone does that
Wrong, zoomiefaggot. You shitters are proud of being ignorant. When we have a celeb death sticky, you fags spam "Literally who" like its some major statement that you don't know the person.

>>213952485
Who follows a girl from the age of seven and then accuse Hollywood for being pedo? You live in a glass house.

>>213956496
Probably but they'll make the old one a female and it'll be a lesbian relationship.

Because feminist and trannies think it's okay when an older woman rapes a younger man why do you think trannies are trying to be women so desperately it's like they're shortcut into being a pedo consequence free

>>213948515 (OP)
it's gonna be terrible. the people making this don't understand that the original appealed to a broad audience of men and women, instead they're going to only appeal to girls and make it woke garbage. the people making this also hate the darker and edgier elements from the original, like the stuff in the 6th season. this revival will be to the original buffy show what girl meets world was to boy meets world. it will be empty soulless fluff.

>>213948625
I worry this show brings spike back somehow but not it's a nigger trans or something

>>213948572
>>213951624
Dawnie's pretty dead, we try not to sexualize her.

>>213955008
>H-hey, Buffy, it's me! Uh, bet you need a hand training the next generation of slayers, right?

>>213962710
Why does purple haired rosties hate him now what did i miss?

i worry it will be like Wednesday. Lot of successful (nostalgia)-baiting but the actual show is trash

>>213962789
Rape I guess.

>>213955004
theyre all old now. if the show does end up being DoA, its not cause of that

>>213955004
>show without the worst characters
Seems like progress.

>>213962710
This guy could've been the next Brendan Fraser

>>213953975
at best this might be one of those shows that i watch but cannot tell anyone IRL

>>213963956
You're right, the best Buffy character got killed off (Anya).

this is a sad reboot for an Alpha audience and will have none of the fine writing and arcs that Whedon brought to the original.

thanks for reading my blog

Angel was better

>>213964831
I'll give it a shot. It's almost certainly going to get picked up. It can't be worse than anything else genre TV has shat out in recent years.

>>213964831
That's not angelous that's also not angel

>>213952446
>yellow fever chud for casting director
it's the only show I'm looking forward to

It was good because the teenagers watching this series were good because it was the golden age of Humanity: the 90's

It's over now.

>>213948572
>Trachtenberg was 15 and was widely agreed to be the most annoying

FTFY

I can't enjoy shows with actual kids in the roles, they're too annoying and they usually suck at acting. Bring back the days of 25-30 year olds playing high schoolers.

>>213964907
Damn right