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Anonymous No.213951338 >>213951415 >>213951420 >>213952400 >>213952415 >>213955075
>hey anon! can I come over later for Netflix & chill later? ;)
>Uuuuummm sweaty...I dont "netflix & chill"...
>I "search IMDB for 30 minutes till I find a movie that interests me, then spend another 45 minutes trying to find a decent torrent for it, then load the torrent, wait another hour until its downloaded, check to see if it is actually a decent torrent cause most of the time the name is fake, if its legit, check the antivirus to see how many hundreds of viruses I downloaded along with it, then sometimes search for subtitles for 30 minutes and all because im a poorfag who cant spend 10$ a month for a streaming service but if you push me about it i will claim its because of DA JOOOOOS and chill"...what time were you thinking?
Anonymous No.213951413
>come on over, I recorded a few classics from AMC we could pick from, like always
Anonymous No.213951415 >>213953300
>>213951338 (OP)
The only true part is the subtitles and it's only half true, those take at least an hour to find
Anonymous No.213951420 >>213953300
>>213951338 (OP)
This isn't funny or realistic, go back to the kitchen
Anonymous No.213951578
Unless I'm looking for something obscure I can find a movie and download it in less than 30 minutes. Also you could have access to majority of stream services and run out of films to watch rapidly. I know cause I mooched them for years and it wasn't long before only options were paying to stream on amazon
Anonymous No.213952338 >>213953342 >>213953367
>load kikeflix
>type name of film into kikeflix
>hit play
vs.
>type name of film into yandex
>click link
>click play
Wowee, that's such a massive difference.
Anonymous No.213952400
>>213951338 (OP)
Dang thats crazy bro I just subscribed to every streaming service thanks to your post thanks bro
Anonymous No.213952415
>>213951338 (OP)
Real women are enjoying K-dramas now.

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Anonymous No.213953300
>>213951415
>>213951420
found the virgins. plugging a hdmi cable in will never get you laid.
Anonymous No.213953342
>>213952338
more like
>load kikeflix
>type name of film into kikeflix
>it's not there
Anonymous No.213953367 >>213954281
>>213952338
>the movie you wanna watch being available on netflix
Fake and impossible scenario
Anonymous No.213954281 >>213954333
>>213953367
not impossible if you actually like movies
Anonymous No.213954333
>>213954281
updoooot!!!!!!!!
Anonymous No.213955075
>>213951338 (OP)
You corposhills still trying to demonise piracy are like JDIFaggots still trying to defend Israel: the mask is off, you have already revealed your innately evil nature to the world and nobody believes your lies anymore.
Anonymous No.213955119
>niece comes over for Netflix and chill
>gets this stare when i plug in the HDMI cable

Wtf do i now bros?