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Anonymous No.213951433 >>213951910 >>213952900 >>213953136 >>213953147 >>213953730 >>213953972 >>213954246 >>213955194 >>213955325 >>213955698 >>213955962 >>213956333 >>213956552 >>213956752 >>213957384 >>213957640 >>213957662 >>213958391
Star Trek United
Have you heard of this pitch? It's basically Andor treatment for Star Trek set in the ST: ENT setting.
Basically Archer is President of the Federation and it's West Wing meets Homeland but with Klingons and Andorians. Probably TOS shit because of the proximity.
Federation was founded in 2161 and the 5 year missions was 2245-50.

So this is like peak Daedalus class era when Archer's in charge. It's *just* before the Connie era so you could go wild with pre-TOS post-NX style starships.
We're not exploring the frontier, but we're a weak foundling presence there.
Like Thomas Jefferson in space.
Anonymous No.213951910
>>213951433 (OP)
i can't help but notice he's an old white guy
is this legal?
Anonymous No.213951922 >>213953081
He looks like Epstein.
Anonymous No.213952900
>>213951433 (OP)
Based. Make President Space Bush real and have him bomb Space Dunecoons.
Anonymous No.213953081 >>213958348 >>213958455
>>213951922
Anonymous No.213953136 >>213953589
>>213951433 (OP)

Its the only Trek show concept I've heard floated that isn't complete shit. It could be good if Kurtzman isn't involved.
Anonymous No.213953147
>>213951433 (OP)
>basically Andor treatment
Reminder all nu wars and nu trek is faggot shit
Anonymous No.213953209
voyager enterprise crossover movie trilogy?
Anonymous No.213953589
>>213953136
Yeah I think it's just being pitched by the ENT writer and Bakula gave it a thumbs up, but Kurtzman's contract is terminating this year so I think people are aiming for what's next.
Anonymous No.213953730 >>213953785
>>213951433 (OP)
I'm in if Admiral Mayweather and Chief Surgeon Phlox get a cameo
Anonymous No.213953785 >>213955024
>>213953730

Its too bad they killed off Tripp for no reason in that last episode. I'd be in favor of them retconning that crap.
Anonymous No.213953972 >>213957870
>>213951433 (OP)
I have all the old Star Trek series and TOS movies on dvd and that’s all I need. I don’t trust anything nuTrek and never will, so don’t give two shits.
Anonymous No.213954031
T'pol still rustles my jimmies.
Anonymous No.213954215 >>213954518 >>213955042
Does it bother anyone else that his Star Trek series started on upn which was BET lite? Every commercial break and bumper was nothing but niggers.
Anonymous No.213954246 >>213955245
>>213951433 (OP)
This is literally what Berman and Bragga originally envisioned for Enterprise's first season, albeit without Archer being president. They wanted the whole thing to take place within the solar system before the ship even launches and focus on the political intrigue between the humans, vulcans and klingons.
Anonymous No.213954518 >>213955042 >>213955096
>>213954215
Yep. Which is why I hardly ever watched it.
Anonymous No.213955024 >>213955481
>>213953785
They did in the novelverse, though the plot that followed(Trip infiltrated the rommies for S31 or some shit) was gigaretarded.
Anonymous No.213955042 >>213955069
>>213954215
>>213954518
Imagine being American and actually believing you have to sit there and watch the ads.
Anonymous No.213955069
>>213955042
It was 2001 youngfag
Anonymous No.213955096
>>213954518
That’s when I dropped smallville
Anonymous No.213955194
>>213951433 (OP)
This would be fucking sick. This is exactly what I’m looking for out of Trek. Scrap nuTrek and bring Bakula back!
Anonymous No.213955245
>>213954246
I am just going to admit it I love Berman and Bragga and would kill to have them back.
Anonymous No.213955271
I don't rate Andor and I don't like nuTrek
Anonymous No.213955325 >>213955375 >>213955377 >>213955429 >>213955500 >>213955554 >>213955562 >>213957410 >>213957513 >>213957712 >>213957870
>>213951433 (OP)
is enterprise worth watching?
Anonymous No.213955375 >>213956524
>>213955325
Yes
it took a great deal of shit when it first came out and i didn't give it a shot at first but it proper trek as much as tng, ds9, or voy
Anonymous No.213955377
>>213955325
Yes. It’s ground level trek for people not ready for the beep boop shit.
Anonymous No.213955429
>>213955325
Its... reasonably middling-to-good. Doesn't have anything to do with TOS/TNG/DS9/VOY which is pretty much the limit of actual Trek, but if you're willing to accept that, it does alright as a sci-fi on its own merit.

Any of the new shit after that is just hot garbage though.
Anonymous No.213955481
>>213955024
>They did in the novelverse

Yeah, I heard as much. It would be something the show could do as well. Either use the novels plot for how he survived or come up with their own. It was a waste of a good character.
Anonymous No.213955500 >>213955535 >>213955613
>>213955325
No.
Anonymous No.213955535
>>213955500
Wasted on lies
Anonymous No.213955554 >>213958393
>>213955325
No
Anonymous No.213955562 >>213955683 >>213957870
>>213955325
>is enterprise worth watching?

Yes. The last season is the best. Its a shame it was cancelled because they were finally getting their shit together.

The big problem with enterprise is there's an overarching time travel plot that lasts through the first 3 seasons and it just never really works. Its not terrible; but in the background of a lot of good episode you have these lame villains that you've never heard of before pulling the strings when they could have done the same plot better and more straightforward with one pissed off time traveling Changeling.

Still has some great episodes though and unlike Nu Trek its proper Trek instead of pew pew CGI retardation.
Anonymous No.213955613
>>213955500
>t. wife has grown ugly
Anonymous No.213955683 >>213955753
>>213955562
Yeah but…. That intro…
Anonymous No.213955698 >>213955756
>>213951433 (OP)
damn it, Bakula's aging into Epstein
Anonymous No.213955753 >>213955803 >>213955964 >>213957921
>>213955683
>That intro

It really does hurt the show. When they had a proper intro for the Mirror Universe episodes it was great.

https://youtu.be/sfbsZRbwbJ4
Anonymous No.213955756 >>213955815 >>213955826 >>213955857 >>213956192
>>213955698
You need to learn the difference between Italian and Jew
Anonymous No.213955803
>>213955753
Game of thrones clearly ripped this off. Listen side by side.
Anonymous No.213955815 >>213955856
>>213955756
me learning things won't stop these two men from looking closely alike
Anonymous No.213955826
>>213955756
This. It’s the ears.
>t. forgetaboutit
Anonymous No.213955856
>>213955815
Every grey haired man that isn’t fat must look like Epstein to you
Anonymous No.213955857 >>213955895 >>213957945
>>213955756
>You need to learn the difference between Italian and Jew

Oy....I mean Ay Yo! Don't go checking my early life section.
Anonymous No.213955895
>>213955857
Kike chameleon
Many such cases
Anonymous No.213955962 >>213956068
>>213951433 (OP)
Id rather they not do a bunch of gratuitous prestige tv stunts like andor does. You could really just do earnestly intellectual trek as a loss leader to bring back a core of people that are genuinely excited about the ip
Anonymous No.213955964
>>213955753
THAT should have been the intro to the show in general.
Anonymous No.213956068
>>213955962
they need to get the aesthetics right but i doubt they will
Anonymous No.213956192 >>213956230
>>213955756
the same thing, racially speaking
Anonymous No.213956230 >>213958281
>>213956192
No. Greaseballs don’t fuck kids.
Anonymous No.213956333 >>213956825 >>213957963
>>213951433 (OP)

best federation president coming through.
Anonymous No.213956524 >>213956616
>>213955375
Voyager sucks dick
Anonymous No.213956552
>>213951433 (OP)
I'd watch it.
I always thought Enterprise was extremely undermined by the more "Star Trek-y" episodes where they go to some planet and blah blah blah early 00's political metaphor, while in the background there's this great potential for the founding of the Federation but it's only in one out of every five episodes.
Anonymous No.213956616
>>213956524
Nah you’re gay
Anonymous No.213956752 >>213957984
>>213951433 (OP)
I’m kind of afraid to see what T’pol and the rest of the cast would look like. Just about everyone in that show was young and hot, so it’d freak me out seeing what they all look like 20 years later.
Anonymous No.213956825
>>213956333
Bitches leave
Maternity leave, at full pay
Vote for grobnark
Anonymous No.213957384
>>213951433 (OP)
>West Wing meets Homeland but with Klingons and Andorians.
This would be amazing if done right, but done the Nu-Trek way they would cuck archer to some female "correcting" him and talking over him constantly while he just sits there, and he asks her for her input on literally every decision.
Anonymous No.213957410
>>213955325
Absolutely! Shows the start of the Federation! Raw exploration like TOS but with a bit less fantastical technology and situations we'll besides the time traveling temporal cold war guy but I loved that shit.
Anonymous No.213957513
>>213955325
Yeah. It's a solid Star Trek. Not the best, but easily not bad. I don't think there's a single annoying character in the crew. It's at least worth a try.
Anonymous No.213957640
>>213951433 (OP)
I don’t understand anything you just you pathetic little white man, no wonder your women come to us
Anonymous No.213957662
>>213951433 (OP)
Earth Romulan war would be interesting
Anonymous No.213957712
>>213955325
big step down from pretty much all of the other stuff before it (except many arcs of voyager) but still miles better than anything that came after it, and I mean anything
Anonymous No.213957870
>>213955562
>>213955325
Also watch Star Trek Continues on YouTube.
>>213953972
Anonymous No.213957921
>>213955753
The S3&4 Kokomo beach club beat ruined an excellent intro song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5JNgC8tc-x8
Classic Trek theme that harmonizes with the intro.
Anonymous No.213957945
>>213955857
The 90s kids movie Italian kid hero trend was Spielberg Hollywood era attempt to let Jews be protagonists by making them seem "white" as Italians.
Anonymous No.213957963
>>213956333
I love that Starfleet command and the last city on Earth is San Fran, but they end up making Paris the capital of the Federation itself.
Anonymous No.213957984
>>213956752
What if she goes Earth native with her kid and becomes a cougar slut with long blonde hair?
Anonymous No.213958281
>>213956230
Catholic priests have raped thousands of kids and even worse, the Church itself covered up their crimes
Anonymous No.213958348 >>213958455
>>213953081
Holy fuck, how did I never tie this together with Bakula?
Anonymous No.213958382
Man I wish they get the fuck out of established eras and make a new one. Like 100 years after Picard or something. Just SOMETHING further in the future to advance the timeline. Very tired of pointless gap-filling and nostalgia wank.
Anonymous No.213958391
>>213951433 (OP)
My nigga Shran better be in it or I’m not watching!
Anonymous No.213958393
>>213955554
Enterprise sisters that was. Close.
Anonymous No.213958455
>>213953081
>>213958348

Its a clip from Quantum Leap.
Anonymous No.213959620
I'VE GOT STRENGTH OF THE SOUL