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Anonymous No.213951605 >>213951639 >>213951684 >>213951738 >>213952186 >>213952283 >>213952529 >>213952593 >>213952628 >>213952704 >>213952708 >>213952788 >>213954330 >>213954921 >>213955029 >>213955039 >>213957049 >>213959152 >>213959256 >>213961168 >>213961192 >>213964197 >>213966737 >>213966969 >>213967916 >>213968226 >>213968619
>good writing is when every character is an hyper intelligent 5D chess player who makes the right strategic decision under every situation
Anonymous No.213951639 >>213965730
>>213951605 (OP)
This retarded didn't even understand why Black Panther calls himself that.
Anonymous No.213951643 >>213964225
We get it, the movie fucking sucks. I don't need 7 hours to figure that out, pal.
Anonymous No.213951651 >>213962299
Name 5 Films
Anonymous No.213951658 >>213952291
Good writing is writing a 7 hour essay, over a 2 hour movie, without any editing
Anonymous No.213951667 >>213951690
Oh boy a le funny YouTube personality thread. I can't wait for people to regurgitate every fucking talking point on the issue.

We've known YouTubers are fake and gay for years. Moving on.
Anonymous No.213951684
>>213951605 (OP)
>bad writing is when coincedence happen as if they happen all the time irl or something
Anonymous No.213951690 >>213951723
>>213951667
And yet here you are, right on time.
Anonymous No.213951723 >>213951758
>>213951690
Brilliant retort, you fucking faggot. Very original.
Anonymous No.213951738 >>213962443
>>213951605 (OP)
>GOW: Ragnarok wasn't woke because... it just wasn't, chud!
Anonymous No.213951758 >>213951826
>>213951723
It got a reply didn't it? Why are you so upset? Is everything okay at home anon?
Anonymous No.213951759 >>213951778
He's a smug, miserable, talentless, horribly unfunny cunt.
Anonymous No.213951778 >>213951807
>>213951759
but enough about the Critical Drinker
Anonymous No.213951807
>>213951778
The lot of them are crap but Mauler is especially awful.
Anonymous No.213951826 >>213951916
>>213951758
Pretty bad, actually.
Anonymous No.213951871 >>213952000 >>213953814 >>213954314 >>213964297 >>213965914
>X is bad because this character or that character was not behaving 100% rationally
Because people in real life do not behave 100% rationally 100% of the time. We are influenced by our feelings, our fears, and our biases. Someone who is angry, for example, may lash out at other people who have nothing to do with initial anger, even if that makes no logical sense, someone who is panicking in a stressful situation, may behave in a way that isn't logical, and so on
>X is bad because the characters aren't hyper competent
Because people in real life are not always hyper competent, including in roles with a lot of power and authority. Even if you are pretty competent, you also have to face the facts that there are going to be moments where you're just unlucky
>X is bad because it's a coincidence
Coincidences happen in real life. What matters are the stakes, whether or not it is a believable coincidence and how it affects the narrative. If someone coincidentally found the MacGuffin to save the world at the last minute before the movie ends, that would be stupid. Running into your coworker you pissed off, at the worst possible time is also a coincidence but can (and has) absolutely happened in real life
>X is bad because it's strange or unusual
Similar to coincidences, strange or unusual things happen in real life all the time. Is it strange or unusual to see a black guy in Japan? Yes, but it's not impossible and has happened before. Sometimes, what makes a story interesting is the mere fact that it's strange or unusual. If I were to talk to you about how I took out the trash yesterday, that's "natural" and "normal" but no one would care, but if I told you I was ambushed by a pack of coyotes, you would *want* to listen to that more, simply because it's unusual
Anonymous No.213951916
>>213951826
tell the thread, bro, we are with ya
Anonymous No.213951947 >>213952493
youtube ""critics"" and their consequences have been a disaster for humanity
Anonymous No.213952000
>>213951871
>people in real life are not hyper competent
The other thing about this is, it's very easy to retroactively declare someone stupid in a movie when we already know how the movie is going to play out.
>Oh, Adam was obviously dumb, because things didn't turn out well for him later in the movie
However people in real life don't have the benefit of hindsight, when they are doing things or thinking about things "in the moment". Especially if they're in a situation where they don't have time to think. A Youtube Critic on the other hands has days and days to comb over footage and then retroactively decide "yeah that character was dumb, he could have done this and this instead". Well if everyone was hyper competent and 100% rational, we would have no movie or story, would we? There would be no conflict then
Anonymous No.213952186
>>213951605 (OP)
Londo Mollati is probably the smartest character in Babylon 5, yet he makes the biggest bad decisions, and it's all convincing. Because character flaws can undo even smart people.
Anonymous No.213952283 >>213952411
>>213951605 (OP)
he never said that. complaining thrawn is written like a retard is a common critique. other 'genius' bad guys and heroes are also written retarded in chatgtp diversity era of movies. every character dosnt have to be intelligent, but intelligent characters require intelligent writers.
Anonymous No.213952291
>>213951658
It still boggles my mind he made a 10 hour response to H Bomber Guy's 72 minute Dark Souls 2 essay.
Anonymous No.213952387 >>213952429 >>213952583 >>213952937 >>213952989 >>213957773 >>213957907 >>213961318 >>213961971 >>213962358 >>213964348
Anonymous No.213952411
>>213952283
The fact Thrawn looks like a more human version of Elon Musk makes it hilarious on a meta level; a man who thinks he is smart but is in fact a colossal retard.
Anonymous No.213952429 >>213952534
>>213952387
>11 hour response
What inspires this kind of mental illness? Is it just autism?
Anonymous No.213952493
>>213951947
Genuinely.
Anonymous No.213952529 >>213952568
>>213951605 (OP)
This guy (Madvocate) is also guilty of this, too, but at least he’s using this framework of critique on shows where the main character almost has no excuse to not wrap up a conflict in under 5 seconds or less (CW’s The Flash). Outside of his one trick pony of dunking on shitty capeshit, he’s just condescending and overthinking literally everything, like in his Deadpool & Wolverine (not shitty capeshit) video. Like, why would you assume that the goons showing up in several different locations to surround Deadpool would give them an automatic win, when Deadpool is one of the best fighters in his universe? Does it really matter how they show up when the TVA is a struggling organization with some resources at best, as shown throughout the entirety of the movie (I haven’t seen Loki and I don’t really care)? They’ve already written the opening scene for Deadpool to kill the guards regardless of how it’s done, no fucking need to self-insert yourself as a Watcher and over-analyze the fight patterns of every single thing they do like you’d write a better scene (none of these guys would).
Side note, Mauler ghostwriting The Drinker’s next movie script, novel, whatever-the-fuck, is going to be pure Kek when it comes out, no doubt about it. I can imagine the dialogue being strictly robotic and already saying what the audience is thinking, and the action scenes having some convoluted shit behind them, or ending in an anticlimactic fashion like The Acolyte.
Anonymous No.213952534
>>213952429
It's a livestream. They make money from it. Probably a lot of money.
Anonymous No.213952568 >>213952701
>>213952529
Aint no body reading all that
Anonymous No.213952583
>>213952387
EFAP's dirge is 2017% times longer than Jenny's original video.
Anonymous No.213952586 >>213956093
He's pretty autistic but he has a point most the time, I don't think he's ever implied everyone needs to be hyperintelligent and competent just consistent and not contrivedly stupid for the sake of plot.
Anonymous No.213952593
>>213951605 (OP)
His Snyder Cut review is still great. Jeets still seething
Anonymous No.213952628
>>213951605 (OP)
white house down
/thread
Anonymous No.213952674
The whole EFAP crew, side characters, and different, much smaller factions that all obsess over each other like insane faggots, are not powerscalers, despite them critiquing all the slop they consume in the same vein as them. Unfortunately, powerscalers do a gorillion times more research than them, and are actually adept with the knowledge of the worlds they’ve analyzed, so even when it comes to the nitpicking, powerscalers do it better, because they’re frauds. They can only shit on the shittiest capeshit there is, but anything with thought behind it, they avoid critiquing, or even simply praising, because negativity sells.
Anonymous No.213952701 >>213961369
>>213952568
…but you just did.
Thoughts?
Here’s a TL;DR:
Madvocate (and others like him) only shit on shitty capeshit good, like the general public already does, but comes up short against stuff that isn’t even retarded or contrived. They’re all wannabe powerscalers and Roger Eberts at the same time.
Anonymous No.213952704 >>213954369
>>213951605 (OP)
Why are all of his friends faggots and furries
Anonymous No.213952708
>>213951605 (OP)
isn't this the guy who makes 8 hour long videos about slop wars or something
can I get a quick qrd
Anonymous No.213952788
>>213951605 (OP)
This obsession with writing in games and movies is leading to very nitpicking and belittling criticism that 50% of the time is irrelevant because the citric has missed some important piece of foreshadowing.
Anonymous No.213952937
>>213952387
DEBOONKED!!!
Anonymous No.213952989
>>213952387
Shit like this gives birth to the phrase: let people hate things. Unless they say some super sperg shit like “JOKER SUCKS CUZ HE ISNT A MOB BOSS” there’s no need to play 5 seconds of a video and then ramble on about shit nobody cares about.
Anonymous No.213953814 >>213954827
>>213951871
>Because people in real life do not behave 100% rationally 100% of the time.
It becomes tiresome when every character make the same stupid mistakes.

>Because people in real life are not always hyper competent
See above.

>Coincidences happen in real life.
It becomes tiresome when the coincidences are just for the purpose of plot advancement.

>Similar to coincidences, strange or unusual things happen in real life all the time.
It becomes tiresome when the strange or unusual things are so commonplace in stories that they stop being strange or unusual.
Anonymous No.213954314 >>213954352
>>213951871
>every character should be super smart
>now let me tell you how much i hate mary sues
Anonymous No.213954330 >>213954366
>>213951605 (OP)
Synthetic Man won.
Anonymous No.213954352
>>213954314
Mary Sues are lucky, not smart.
Anonymous No.213954366
>>213954330
Synth is a retard, but is one that i respect and want to see his opinions.
Anonymous No.213954369
>>213952704
maybe he shares the same interests as them?
Anonymous No.213954827 >>213956622
>>213953814
Name a show or a movie that isn’t tiresome to you.
Anonymous No.213954921
>>213951605 (OP)
this is exactly why all your little streamer losers you have your homosexual parasocial relationships with have never been good, and you're worse for making them big
Anonymous No.213955029 >>213963111
>>213951605 (OP)
>still mad that he found 11 hours worth of different ways to shit on jewjew ibrahims, the TLJ guy, AND suck snyder
Anonymous No.213955039
>>213951605 (OP)
He's a faggot and everyone who listen to him chugs dicks.
Anonymous No.213956093
>>213952586
>I don't think he's ever implied everyone needs to be hyperintelligent and competent just consistent and not contrivedly stupid for the sake of plot.
He hasn't. But these anons are self loathing autistics who hate that one of their own can make money of it and they can't.
Anonymous No.213956622 >>213957215
>>213954827
The Truman Show
Anonymous No.213957049
>>213951605 (OP)
I don't know what show/movie this is referencing but I do know one of my biggest pet peeves in writing is when dumb people try to write super genius characters. Thrawn in Filoni's star wars shit
Anonymous No.213957215
>>213956622
>movie where everything is fake and the unraveling doesn’t have any real stakes to it
No shit you like it.
Anonymous No.213957307 >>213962130
Isn't this the stuttering retard who genuinely didn't understand the plot of Silent Hill 2 and said to his chat that they were the ones who are making assumptions when they tried to explain it to him?
Anonymous No.213957669 >>213963081 >>213964399 >>213966809
>It was the best of times
says who? by what metric? what exactly is so good about it?
>it was the worst of times
and immediately the author contradicts himself why should I be expected to care if the author doesn't care?
Anonymous No.213957773
>>213952387
>woman opinion
vs
>almost 12 hour video of """"""men"""""" discussing woman opinion
This is fucking hell. I don't know what I did to deserve this shit but it must have been real bad.
Anonymous No.213957907
>>213952387
>all three beta bitch boys are furries
lol
Anonymous No.213959152
>>213951605 (OP)
what is the keyhole for
Anonymous No.213959256
>>213951605 (OP)
Superman sucked buddy get over it
Anonymous No.213960080
Has he actually ever acknowledged Bionicle in any of his thousands of 12-hour videos?
Anonymous No.213961163 >>213961224
Ok but I need to know, did he recover from that beating Mike Stoklasa gave him and did he talk about the latest RLM video yet?
Anonymous No.213961168
>>213951605 (OP)
It surprises me that so many of these video essayists are as popular as they are, not because of the substance of what they're saying, but because so many of them are just so uncharismatic and annoying that I feel like I wouldn't want to hear it even if they repeated exactly what I wanted to hear back to me.
Anonymous No.213961192
>>213951605 (OP)
Didn't this guy troon out, but keep all of his male-centric hobbies, interests, even profile picture?
Anonymous No.213961224 >>213961879
>>213961163
what beating?
Anonymous No.213961239
The power of autism cannot be comprehended, only witnessed
Anonymous No.213961318 >>213963219
>>213952387
Really shoulda gate kept the furries
Anonymous No.213961369 >>213963081
>>213952701
You aren't wrong. That's why they never talk about film MAKERS, instead just hopping from popcorn flick to popcorn flick for easy clicks.
Anonymous No.213961676
Why are there so many threads absolutely seething over random low level internet film critics?
Anonymous No.213961879 >>213961908
>>213961224
You know, the beating last year.
Mike got drunk and did a video saying The Acolyte was better than the Prequels. Mauler saw it and screamed WHAT THE FUCK and he and Nerdrotic drove over to Mike's house in Wisconsin for a confrontation. When they got there Mike was outside drunk and holding a half-full beer bottle, Mauler got up in Mike's face and knocked the bottle out of his hands

Mike, enraged at losing that alcohol started brutally pummeling and kicking Mauler for 30 minutes while Jay filmed it and Nerdrotic was shaking in fear at the horrifying beatdown. Jay uploaded the video on the channel but it got taken down by Youtube after an hour.
Anonymous No.213961894
>muh favorite movie has obviously bad writing and this guy observed that it was obviously bad and now im fuckmad about it and sperging
good thread faggot
Anonymous No.213961908
>>213961879
he got his revenge though by making a 10 hour video nitpicking Mike's fighting technique
Anonymous No.213961949 >>213962062
i simply do not respect the opinions of anyone who has ever spoken positively about capeshit ever in their life.
Anonymous No.213961971 >>213962002 >>213963262
>>213952387
Is not liking The Joker really a controversial opinion? I don't know anyone who really loved it, and among cinephiles the most charitable prevailing opinion seems to be that it's decent but nowhere near as good as the films it's imitating.
Anonymous No.213962002 >>213963051
>>213961971
For some dumb reason, the Joker became an incel movie thus making everyone who doesn't like it a libtard.
Anonymous No.213962062 >>213962098
>>213961949
Sure, midwit
Anonymous No.213962098 >>213962171
>>213962062
i'd rather be a midwit than a capeshit lover.
Anonymous No.213962130
>>213957307
no, that's joseph anderson
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0lhy9QnBHmo
Anonymous No.213962171 >>213962192
>>213962098
The typical cope from midwits.
Anonymous No.213962192 >>213962310
>>213962171
id rather be publicly declared a pedophile than publicly declared a comic book movie enjoyer.
Anonymous No.213962299
>>213951651
Fast & Furious 1 & 5-8
Anonymous No.213962310
>>213962192
Well yes, because you are one
Anonymous No.213962358
>>213952387
>woman opinion
>giving a shit
Anonymous No.213962443 >>213964250 >>213967061
>>213951738
>The old GOW games are bad because of the story
He is such a fucking hack
Anonymous No.213963051
>>213962002
And Joker 2 became a liberal movie thus making everyone who doesn't like it an incel. Way to split your audience both ways, WB.
Anonymous No.213963081
>>213957669
The best post ITT
>>213961369
The slop cycle.
Anonymous No.213963111
>>213955029
Snyder Cut was good, that’s the only DCEU film I’d defend from Sneeder
Anonymous No.213963219
>>213961318
Gassed you mean?
Anonymous No.213963262
>>213961971
The Joker was slightly deeper than the usual capeshit Mauler watches and because he has not seen any movies out pop culture crap like Marvel and Star Wars to him that makes it the perfect movie.
Anonymous No.213964197
>>213951605 (OP)
Why are you watching eceleb shitslop and then come here to complain that shit does not taste good?
Anonymous No.213964225
>>213951643
Modern consoomers are too retarded to understand analysis so they just need to have the plot repeated back to them in excruciating detail.
Anonymous No.213964250
>>213962443
Wtf... I don't even understand how you can come to that conclusion. Kratos doesn't take it up the ass enough or something?
Anonymous No.213964297 >>213964310
>>213951871
The coincidences thing annoys me to no end. It even annoys me in real life when people talk about them. If coincidences never occurred, that would be a lot more unusual than if they never did.
Anonymous No.213964310
>>213964297
*than if they did.
Anonymous No.213964348
>>213952387
At what point do people just realise he's a cunt? Make your own fucking vids, piggybacking on others like that is so pathetic.
Anonymous No.213964399
>>213957669
Nailed it.
Anonymous No.213965730
>>213951639
because he wuz kangz?
Anonymous No.213965914
>>213951871
The force awakens is still woke though
Anonymous No.213966737
>>213951605 (OP)
Seeing what this guy looks like IRL was enough for me to drop him. Don't need that kind of energy in my life.
Anonymous No.213966809
>>213957669
Kek
Anonymous No.213966934
>this guy's opinions are bad and he has no impact now here's my entire thread about why deliberately terrible writing is fine

Can you imagine scriptwriting a world where scripts had to, in fact, not be dogshit?

Fucking imagine making a character behave a certain way and actually bothering to justify why that is, through the power of writing.
This is basic stuff yet it's considered both difficult and optional and people expect to be PAID for half a job.
Anonymous No.213966969
>>213951605 (OP)
You are so right bro. It's why I hate the thing or alien so much, the characters are written in a way that's soooo predictable. Most boring horror movies ever.
Anonymous No.213967061
>>213962443
>good gameplay, bad story
>skip cutscenes
>now it's just a good game
I can't believe so many people can't figure out this life hack.
Anonymous No.213967916
>>213951605 (OP)
do people actually sit down to watch one his videos for 7 hours straight or do they just put it on in the background like podcast?
Anonymous No.213968226
>>213951605 (OP)
I imagine if I replied to your post, you'd probably reply with something like "I'm a stupid retard" which I would then hypothetically counter with something like "can you prove objectively that you're a stupid retard" and then hypothetically you would stumble and drool over yourself and I imagine that hypothetically at that point I would have won the argument.
Anonymous No.213968619
>>213951605 (OP)
That's not his position, but most capeshit and other mainstream action movies tell you the protagonist is smart while showing you that they are a drooling retard. That's the problem.
Anonymous No.213968622
report eceleb threads as off topic