Thread 213954454

>>213954454 (OP)
Shanann was making a move. He had to get it on.

He had parasites in his brain from anal

Anal made him go crazy, many such cases..

i think he was tired of his retarded mlm wife and he found a new piece of ass and thought he could start over.

>>213954792
He is literally incapable of thinking,.that is his problem.

>>213954454 (OP)
Nuggies-induced CTE is an understudied phenomenon.

>>213954454 (OP)
The real answer? Insurance money. It was car insurance though and his claim was not very good. Chris was no rockt surgeon.

What if he deep fried his wife and feed her to his kids as chicken nuggets?

>>213954454 (OP)
Penile anus insertion.

>>213954454 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FNauBvH_sM4

>>213954454 (OP)
If you’ve spent an extended period of time with women who you need to placate and co habituate with you understand. Actually, just spending time with women in general will push you to domestic violence at a minimum.

>>213954454 (OP)
Assdruk

>>213955285
Killing his wife i get, but why kill the children as well? That's some satanic shit right there.

>>213955330
They had nuggies, he had to defend himself. Also the moon-slingshot just wouldn't work with just one body. The math just doesn't work.

>>213955285
You have to be 18 to post here

Arf?

>>213955330
Imagine your little brat comes home with a lgbt flag. Your stupid wife wants to take him to drag queen story hour. Your daughter is paired with the nigger kid in arts and crafts on purpose to “fight racism.” She gets hit and no punishment or change happens. You want to take them out of public school. Cunt wife argues and nags about it, refusing. Kids scream and bitch to get dressed up as latest Disney princess #26 that is a whore. You now have to invest money into these spawn, for the next 15 years. With a wife that’s going to have the courts on her side, bleed you, emasculate you. Kids will grow up in zogmerica and hate you. All while becoming evil little straw people full of mud and blood.

He shouldn’t have killed them, but you can see why men break due to the lure of anal whore girlfriend, moon slingshot and nuggies plus all of the above. Women can wear a man down to nothing. Kids will join in.

>>213955541
>nah, we good

>>213954454 (OP)
Booty is more important than water.

Chris Watts honestly had no choice. Put yourself in his shoes. his girlfriend would literally spread her big brown poop hole and get it nice and stretched out so he could lube his weiner up with her butt cream and she would plop it down on that weiner and ride it till it made a fart vacuum in her butt cavity that literally would suck the sperm juice from his balls. He was so ass drunk after that he killed his family with his smelly poop wiener in his pants

>>213955388
>Also the moon-slingshot
is this a real thing? did he really entertain this idea?

>>213955330
Leaving them with trauma of their father killing their mother would be cruel

>>213955661
It’s so hilarious to me a man annihilated his family due to being ass drunk. Before doing so searching “distance to moon.”

Kino. Almost ancient comedy/poem level of profound timeless hilarity.

>>213955676
no. He was into volcanos, craters and other puckered orifices.

>>213954454 (OP)
suburbs make americans go psycho

>all these child killers in this thread

wtf is wrong with you people? seriously, seek help.

>>213955330
i think one of them came in the room right after he killed his wife and he probably just sperged out

>>213955741
Why would anyone need help to kill a kid? You calling us pussies? You are lucky you are an adult.

>>213954454 (OP)
He ate the last peach.

>>213955820
hehehe

>>213955741
post-birth abortion is a right chud

>choke your wife to death
>her bladder releases on the bed
>choke your infant daughters to death
>their bladders release on your car seats
>clean it all up
>do the worst tv interview of all time
he was a fucking retard

What were Chris's google searches that everyone talks about? Did he do something retarded like "how to dispose bodies"?

>>213955739
>smallest house on the block

>>213956197
How far away is the moon
Can you purchase a volcano

Serious question…why do most steelers fans seem like insane retards? Most of them aren’t even from Pittsburgh in the first place, its a weird phenomenon

>>213956249
>>213955739
did either one of you watch the bodycam of when Littleton PD went to check their vacant house? You can hear a girl talking and see an apparition moving through the second level of the house when they arrive. Its fucking creepy

Woah!

>>213956368
That literally did not happen

>>213954454 (OP)
He was npc minded and began to resent his life. It doesn't justify murdering his children though.

>>213954454 (OP)
do you think he has the keys?

>>213956197
He googled how kill people and dispose of their bodies.

This shitfest gave us one of the best wojak/pepe memes

Overdosed on assohol