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Anonymous No.213955614 >>213955681 >>213955728 >>213955767 >>213955779 >>213956570
TBS
VERY FUNNY
Anonymous No.213955630 >>213955649 >>213957414 >>213963142
why does he always have that retarded expression
Anonymous No.213955649
>>213955630
He's Jewish
Anonymous No.213955650
whats the deal with elevators
Anonymous No.213955665
WHAT'S THE DEAL WITH BEING AT HOME ON TIME
Anonymous No.213955678
i do have to be home on time or my wife will be very upset
Anonymous No.213955681 >>213957467
>>213955614 (OP)
He's doing the "moloch"
That stare through your soul as he lifts his hands up as he accepts your baby with its (intact) foreskin
Anonymous No.213955728 >>213963038
>>213955614 (OP)
tell that to my wife!
Anonymous No.213955730 >>213955780
>these kind of jokes can make you a billionaire from a sitcom

american people really are retarded
Anonymous No.213955767
>>213955614 (OP)
>using elevators
Fatty fat fatties
Anonymous No.213955779
>>213955614 (OP)
What is the deal with office?
It's never off and there's no ice.
Anonymous No.213955780 >>213956544 >>213959077
>>213955730
he made that money from the syndication, dumbass
Anonymous No.213955806
itt, NEETs unable to get the joke.
Anonymous No.213955818
What's the deal with gangraping your friend
Anonymous No.213955821
Best straight man in comedic history. Well maybe top 5 but my point stands.
Anonymous No.213955833 >>213955853 >>213955868 >>213956656 >>213957112
>5pm ET.
who the fuck is watching tv at that time?
Anonymous No.213955853
>>213955833
More like 5am
Anonymous No.213955868
>>213955833
People arriving from work?
Anonymous No.213955873
Characters welcome
Anonymous No.213955898
This show is funny. Even the most anti Semitic nazi would admit that.
Anonymous No.213956423 >>213956619
Seinfeld is overrated. Literally the big bang theory of the 90s
Anonymous No.213956544 >>213956719
>>213955780
yes which is brain dead american's watching it lmao

you stupid fuck

>he got 9 seasons and offered more because it wasn't watched by americans
Anonymous No.213956570 >>213957554
>>213955614 (OP)
TBS: Speeding up shows and deleting establishing shots to increase the number of ads you see.
Anonymous No.213956619 >>213958691
>>213956423
did you make this same thread and this same post yesterday?
Anonymous No.213956656 >>213956703
>>213955833
Alcoholics, angry loners, the unemployable
Anonymous No.213956703
>>213956656
Me but I’m straight edge tho
Anonymous No.213956719 >>213957116
>>213956544
The reason you write what you do and think and feel what you do when it comes to America isn't actually because you're an independent thinking wise person who understands how the world works, or how anything works really, and you're making commentary and expressing how you feel on another country.

What you are doing and I swear to godamn fucking christ I know for a fact that this is exactly what you and every other worthless faggot like you is doing, is expressing your inferiority complex because America is the only country that has ever actually done anything and white male Americans are like 10 times better than everybody else.

That's why people don't write comments like yours about other countries. Meanwhile, comments like yours are written constantly all the time, and they always have been ever since the start of the internet.

You are a fucking loser and if the universe was fair, then you would be on your knees, kissing the ass of every American every day for being alive, because the only reason any Place that isn't America still exists? It's because we decided to stop nuking shit.

If I had my way, then I would beat the absolute shit out of you for a fucking full hour just for saying that. Just for even thinking that you should say that on a planet that we deserve to own.

You are a worthless fucking loser.
Your family is a family of worthless fucking losers
your culture, your country and your race fucking sucks and you should kill yourself
Anonymous No.213957112
>>213955833
Anonymous No.213957116 >>213957573
>>213956719
>REDDIT SPACING

HOLY 1/10 lmao
Anonymous No.213957400
WELL WE'RE BOMBING SYRIA AGAIN... GOOD!
Anonymous No.213957414
>>213955630
What's the deal with his retarded expression?
Anonymous No.213957467 >>213959348
>>213955681
KYS, lunatic.
Anonymous No.213957554 >>213957675 >>213960849 >>213961608
>>213956570
Yes, this is fucking bullshit. The older the show is, the more apparent that it's happening because the shows were longer.
I Love Lucy and Gunsmoke are practically in fast forward wherever they can get away with it, and they don't really get away with it. I prefer the channels which just alter the schedule slightly to fit the ads in naturally. Broadcast TV is almost totally gone. The major networks just run local news for like 4 hours every morning and 4 hours every night. Then they have a few primetime shows left and then it's more news or terrible game shows until what's remaining of "late night" variety shows air. Then it's paid programming until early morning. That's the only part that hasn't changed.
Very sad. So many streaming services with their own brand of terrible. Those Netflix shows that are dumbed down for people on their phones.... not much new media to be enjoyed anymore. I've begun reading more books.
Anonymous No.213957573
>>213957116
There's no such thing as reddit spacing, you anti-intellectual scumbag.
Anonymous No.213957675
>>213957554
>Then it's paid programming until early morning. That's the only part that hasn't changed.
I'm actually old enough that I watched it change from overnight movies to infomercials. It sucked. Whoever was in charge of the kino had some great picks.
Anonymous No.213957750
What's the deal with 9/11? Zach Braff has that wisdom.
Anonymous No.213958691
>>213956619
No
Anonymous No.213958965 >>213959046 >>213960489 >>213963492
Would the show have lasted 9 seasons if Larry David didn't write for it?

>Be mediocre comic
>TV show is a hit
>Larry David leaves season 7
>Jerry has to do season 8 on his own
>LD comes back for season 9 finale because Jerry was struggling to write funny episodes
Anonymous No.213959046 >>213959239 >>213960023
>>213958965
Most of the Larry David penned episodes suck shit though
Anonymous No.213959077
>>213955780
It's pronounced dumahs
Anonymous No.213959092
Holy fuck that nigger is unfunny how is he a thing
Anonymous No.213959239
>>213959046
The Contest won Larry an Emmy. Puffy shirt is a classic, so was the big salad episode and the invitation with George's fiance dying from licking too many envelopes for the marriage.

LD helped jerry a lot and there is a reason the show didn't last long after he left.
Anonymous No.213959297 >>213959476 >>213960075 >>213960332
Are any of Jerry's jokes actually funny? I thought part of the joke was how Jerry isn't actually funny. Kind of like how George and Elaine aren't good at anything they do for money either and ironically it's Cosmo that actually works for his money.
Anonymous No.213959348
>>213957467
suck me schlomo and give me herpes
Anonymous No.213959476 >>213959511
>>213959297
He was all observational jokes, which at the time was funny, but it's been 30 years and no one cares about his comedy anymore.
Anonymous No.213959511 >>213959527
>>213959476
>β€œI was best man at a wedding one time and that was pretty good. Pretty good title, I thought … β€˜Best man.’ I thought it was a bit much. I thought we had the groom and the β€˜pretty good man.’ That’s more than enough. If I am the best man, why is she marrying him?”
Hilarious
Anonymous No.213959527
>>213959511
His jokes were shit stoners would think of, boomers thought he was hilarious.
Anonymous No.213960023
>>213959046
Mike Judge I think wrote one full episode of KOTH, but his hands are all over the show.
Anonymous No.213960075 >>213960960
>>213959297
>Kind of like how George and Elaine aren't good at anything they do for money either and ironically it's Cosmo that actually works for his money.
Wasn't Kramer intended to be on social welfare because of depression?
Anonymous No.213960332
>>213959297
>I thought part of the joke was how Jerry isn't actually funny.
No, you are wrong. Within the show or outside the show, the premise is that he's very funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naxC_3_MqQk
Anonymous No.213960489 >>213960518
>>213958965
LD as showrunner combined with the writers, him included, using funny moments in their life as the basis for episodes. Seinfeld is ultimately about those moments in life so naturally funny you couldn't make them up
Anonymous No.213960518
>>213960489
>LD as showrunner combined with the writers, him included, using funny moments in their life as the basis for episodes.
I meant this is why the show is so great, was so popular, and has endured so long. I'm sleepy
Anonymous No.213960849 >>213960969
>>213957554
>make boring shit
>no... it's the phones fault
Anonymous No.213960960
>>213960075
No. He never really worked aside from a bagel job just for a gag. There's never any mention of where he gets his money or how he pays rent.

Modern audiences demand stupid details and "lore" but it simply isn't there. I've seen every episode and read every book on the show and there's nothing about him being on welfare. They simply didn't care about that kind of thing. And for all the callbacks and special shit they put in the show for the viewers who paid attention, they still screwed up from time to time.
George once mentions a brother but it never comes up again. Kramer says he takes baths rather than showers and in a later episode denigrates baths as disgusting. There are a few contradictions like this. But Kramer always has schemes. He won at a racetrack, they did the bottle return scam, reselling records, selling vintage clothing... "he falls ass-backwards into money" was a George line.
Anonymous No.213960969
>>213960849
You have it backwards. You misunderstand entirely.
Anonymous No.213961608
>>213957554
>I Love Lucy and Gunsmoke are practically in fast forward
Oh no, the poor children.
Anonymous No.213963038
>>213955728
oh snap, a joke!
Anonymous No.213963142
>>213955630
it's a jewish trick
first he hypnotises you
then he empties your pocket
it's a trick that was passed on and refined generations after generations since the exodus
Anonymous No.213963492
>>213958965
Larry David is the hack who wrote the finale so he loses all credibility. Every season 8 and 9 episode without his name on it is better than the finale.
>george flies to ohio just to tell a guy the jerk store called
Funnier than anything on Curb Your Enthusiasm.
Anonymous No.213963519 >>213963632
>What's the deal with 3 day bans?
Anonymous No.213963632
>>213963519
What's the deal with jannies?
They work but they don't get paid?