Thread 213955617

I didn't even know he was sick...

He's never been healthy

>>213955617 (OP)
he looks like a healthier version of sam hyde

>>213955617 (OP)
I mean he had been drinking since way before he was of legal age. Same with smoking tobacco, pipe tobacco specifically. Combine that with weed and duster and whatever else warlord or scotty came over with.
Or just look at some of his recent streams in the trailer
>swollen feet
>teeth are dead
>doesn't bathe
>drinks everclear
>eats 3 day old food that sits out on the counter
any one of those could have been a serious illness he just didn't know about because he never went to a doctor like a regard

>>213955617 (OP)
what happened?

>>213956122
Cobes is dead.

>>213955617 (OP)
Guy just laid down instead of going to the ER. Hope it wasn't too scary for him.

>>213955617 (OP)
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/jt37s4r4.mp3

>>213956122
https://youtube.com/shorts/gt8T2Rt4yng?si=oCioAYz1OSM2rASL

>>213956122
clint found him unresponsive in his bed with blue lips
night before his death cobra uploaded this to facebook https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6__eq2-JZck

>>213955617 (OP)
That joke only works when they weren't sick. I don't know why so many people here use it wrong.

>>213956301
I regret not trying to get with a girl at my school... we had to go to some special camp with only like 4 or 5 people at an empty school
I flirted with her the entire time, even had a horrible sexual rhyme I used on her which really shocked her in a good way, but we never did anything...

Clint's video killed me. RIP Toobz

>>213956424
its okay buddy the energy was clearly there. good effort

>>213956122
Did Druk (2020) irl

its crazy the people dying this year
ric flair outlived hogan, thats fucking insane

I'm your huckleberry

>>213956689
It's funny with all the shit NAL did and the only reason that he dumped her was because she ruined their viewing of Tombstone.

>>213955617 (OP)
Any similarities in death between him and Ozzy?

>literally too stupid to go to the hospital when you are dying for days
He can make a call via the internet. Get an ambulance or just an uber. Clint will cover it. he had no excuse.
i'm guessing it was appendicitis. As much as he drinks he's still young without much prior incident for the liver giving out. He died of the biggest and easily removed meme.

>>213956424
>sexual rhyme I used on her
what was it

it is sad. He was bullied from the age of three. died alone in squalor in his early 30s, after being mocked online for years. Just a total waste of a life.

>>213957136
its hard to say because a lot of the time when youre sick or have cramps which he probably experienced a lot due to severe alcohol addiction and poor diet, you just deal with powering through it, and he was overconfident in himself.

>>213955617 (OP)
I'm drinking.

>>213957219
>doesn't even go half and half on the liquor
I thought he was supposed to be an alcoholic

>>213957190
>three
What the fuck who bullies a literal baby

>>213957251
the point was he was after the perfect taste, not getting wasted. of course he got wasted but his combos were those kinds of taste experiments.

>>213955617 (OP)
>Balding, obese, pale, bad skin, shaved arms, tattoos, painted nails, etc.
These are not signs of a healthy male specimen.

>>213956986
Exactly one month apart

>>213957262
According to Clint, by the age of three in daycare or whatever the other kids already knew he was different and started fucking with him. A total rejected loser his whole life, then dies alone in a trailer. sad stuff.

>>213957219
this image makes me so sad desu. cobes made so many people smile. it wasn't his time

>>213957277
He was an anomalous person of course, an eccentric. Especially in the place where he lived. Very independent minded.

>>213956986
vaxxed

He was probably very scared when he died, praying for someone to come save him, but they never did.

>>213957277
>shaved arms
Outed yourself as brown award

So not only had this guy a gf, but he was able to cheat on her as well? Goddamn, my theory of "literally everyone gets laid but me" rings true once again

>>213957277
i so pale

>>213957385
he who dares wins. Cobes was willing to fuck any of age biological female, all he had to do was ask enough times.

>>213957369
>But I shave my arms.
Yeah, but you're a faggot.

>>213955617 (OP)
can somebody give me a qrd on this guy? is he just a retard who put too much of himself on the capital i internet?

>>213957361
you guys are so petty. you killed him by giving him alcohol for years and then the internet mourns him, shows so much love for him. you have to be like this.

>>213957385
it was mainly when he was confident in himself and his life and also his first real gf was a perfect looksmatch for him back then. shes pretty but looks... whatever you wanna say about her.
https://youtu.be/KKjqhGovxOo
the problem with her stemmed from this overconfidence too, he cheated on her, for a dumb spur of the moment thing and it ruined things. you get cocky when you get pussy.
the other relationships were more related to his internet fame and shit like that, which cant be built on good ground.

>>213957567
This is quite mournful actually. I'm not taking any pleasure out of it. I don't think Josh was ready to go or the world was ready to have him go. It's a tragic loss. It's not like mistermetokur or totalbuiscuit where they have drawn it out forever by that point and already found success.

Josh was granted a miserable death after a short miserable life. It bothers me which is why i'm still thinking about him despite not even being a big viewer of this particular lolcow.

>>213956318
What the fuck man I regularly feel like this after binge-drinking. Am I actually dying?

>>213957692
its a combination of his other issues also, in that state youre hurting and your body needs to heal. for you, your teeth probably arent rotting out. your body is healthier than his, can heal better. but yeah its all bad and youre retarded for doing that all the time.

>>213955617 (OP)
>outlived another one...

>>213957671
He’s been dead for a long time. Basically a zombie for the past 2 years at least. He did it to himself doing every drug possible eating shit and drinking himself to death. No sympathy for this retard

>>213957722
DSP will outlive everyone somehow. He'll be here when the sun finally goes out.

Really sad to see him go. As far as lolcows go he was pretty cool. There are way bigger scumbags like The Gunt, Balldo, Fatrick, Ditch, and Cyrax

>>213957777
>heatdeath of the universe
>”now guuuuuys. This lack of heat is really tough on me and Kat *snort*. Let’s get some support so we can keep this heat momentum going. Let’s hit the goal so I can do the next DSP Tries It”

>>213957763
An exaggeration. Josh tuned our well over 2 years ago and didn't get that much worse in the trailer.
The guy was not that heavy of a drug and alcohol user. Not at all by the standards of genuine sickos who drink and drug themselves to death in their early 30s. People can get a lot worse than how Josh was before they die.

He was living a pointless existence and died of random appendicitis in all likelihood.

>>213957361
The dying process is mysterious. Who knows what was going on. He vacated.

>>213957469
Retarded brown person award
Lots of white people like myself have very light arm hair

>>213957858
>The guy was not that heavy of a drug and alcohol user
Pure delusion. He was never not drunk and was chugging everclear lol

>>213957777
>>213957854
>sun finally goes out
>oh woooow. wow. just wow. there was nothing I could do there man! come on! fucking piece of shit sun

>>213957881
Hopefully, he just fell asleep and didn't wake up. but I doubt it.

>be kiwifarms
>relentlessly obsess over an eceleb to the point where they dox them, post all sorts of private details against their wishes, and use offsight resources like discord to fuck with them
>they end up dying
>suddenly they act all mournful and sad
>seethe when people suggest they may have had some role in it
Every fucking time. Fuck that site and fuck that degenerate manchild admin and his ballwashing sycophants

RIP Cobes, sounds like his appendix burst to me but who knows

>>213957858
He was going through a gallon of the cheapest vodka every 3 days or so

>>213957777
Checkd

>>213957929
he didn't even have the Alcoholics permanent red face yet. He's an amateur. You have no idea how much people who drink themselves to death young really drink and how high their tolerance gets. Josh was well on his way to drying of alcoholism in his 50s, not 30s.

>>213957948
It's likely he was in pain. Maybe he though it was just food poisoning and not organ failure. Something he could sleep off.

>>213957934
>so a detractor known as The Son messed with me and my family

>tfw am 34 year old alcoholic also
i've started distancing myself from people to soften the blow, i doubt my work would even announce it at this point
never kept up with him but he seemed like a pretty entertaining lad

>>213957298
Without Clint, he would have died as a homeless crack addict in the streets somewhere a long time ago. But not even a kind, intelligent, honest and educated guy like Clint can handle the full force of a boglim. But I am 100% sure he did his best, and i really hope that he will be able to handle the death of his child.

RIP Josh

>>213956318
Damn that sucks

>>213957961
>suddenly they act all mournful and sad
They are fans but too shy to admit it. No sane person would waste time "hate watching".

It's sad when they go young like that

His crazy ex sent him rain lily seeds whi h are toxic. His symptoms matched poisoning with them, but I don't think anyone knows if 8ts confirmed he ate them by mistake.

>>213957961
Every kiwifaggot should be hanged. I am not even joking about this. What a bunch of miserable cunt motherfuckers. I hate that shithole so much its unreal.

>>213960219
>eternal summer is a myth!

>>213955617 (OP)
My favorite bit of his was when he would say "it's the weekend toobz, time to relax and have a drink" as if he was working a full-time job during the week.

>>213960722
>literally me
>haha
>... yeah.

>>213956087
>>eats 3 day old food that sits out on the counter
is your food really that hazardous that it becomes deadly after 3 days???

>>213957190
Dude had fetal alcohol syndrome, autism and was borderline retarded. He was just as fucked from the start as a kid with down syndrome.

what's the appeal of this guy?
Only things I can think of are that it makes you feel better about yourself to compare yourself to someone so much worse or that you're both mentally women and lonely and just like the community around him.

Why didn't he ever go back to work?

>>213957168
roses are red
pickles are green
I love your legs
and what's inbetween

Several years ago, he predicted the exact age that he would die
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hFMyo0xChXk

>>213960840
I watched the documentary about him and was thrilled. It was pretty well made and really captured an early 2010s feeling and the last years before internet 2.0 swallowed everything

>>213960840
He was 100% real. 100% autistic. 100% himself. Disgusting, funny, dumb, a kind soul and loyal friend to those around him.

I hope he's in a better place now, and i pray for Clint.

>>213959941
NAL? I am convinced that woman is a demon in disguise. She's the very reason he lost his apartment as she started stomping around and flooding the complex's laundry room.
Hell as soon as they broke up she started blackmailing him claiming she has pictures of bruises and recordings of him beating her.

>>213956087
>regard
you're on 4chan, you can say retard you faggot mcnigger
>inb4 I did it on purpose to get (you)s

terry
fedsmoker
big lenny
and now cobes
;_;

>>213961093
I did it on purpose because his viewers calls him regarded quite often

>>213957168
Daddy daddy come over now, save my life you made a vow

>>213956087
Never understood the appeal with drinking. You get a bit dizzy then you feel nauseous wake up with a headache and have to piss every 20 minutes. What is the point? I'm glad I don't possess that gene that makes you get addicted to substances. I can't stand mind altering stuff like that.

>>213961115
All my idols are dead and my enemies are in power

>>213957219
Rocco said Cobra's Mist actually tastes good

>>213957361
They think he died in his sleep

>>213961155
Because they're not able to say retard unlike here, retard.

>>213956087
>>teeth are dead
>>drinks everclear
Youd think with how much alchohol he drank, it would basically clean his teeth and gums. I guess that's not exactly how that works.

>>213960722
I do the exact same thing

>>213960722
Based and neetpilled

as soon as he started drinking that botulism juice I knew he was at the point of no return

Is it that easy to just die?

>>213957214
Also, a lot of time when you're in pain, its easier to just lie down, close your eyes, and hope that it will get better in an hour than it is to go "actively seeking help".
That's why is end up just end up spending a whole morning in bed with a bad hangover instead of trying to find hydration, gatorade, OTC painkillers and food.

>>213955617 (OP)
Please stop posting him he is repulsive ugly. Its disrespectful

>>213957692
Yeah, pretty much.
Binge drinking will fuck you up. Maybe you'll keep on going for another 30 years, maybe your body will give out in a few months.

the GG allin of our time

>>213960878
>troles will harass the place until they fire him

He wasn't wrong about this one.

>>213960840
He's a lolcow who livestreams himself very, very often. Generally lolcows are watched because people like watching train-wrecks in slow motion.

>>213957637
He actually wasn't that bad looking back then either. If he lost a few pounds, he would've pulled off the goth-rocker look pretty well.

>>213961376
I wish.

it's crazy how much he deteriorated. cobes from 10-15 years ago was literally a different human being
I guess that the price of following all your lowest impulses
I hope cobes at least had a good time with all that drinking and eating poison. It's hard to gauge if he actually enjoyed life at all.

>>213961162
he may have been 34, but he had the mind of a 14 year old
he was sort of forever stuck in that "fuck authority" mindset. How do you rebel against society? booze, cigarettes, heavy metal, and dressing goth

>>213961579
>he was sort of forever stuck in that "fuck authority" mindset.

still better than growing into an obedient cuck

I'm so fucking sorry for Clint.

>>213961316
Ethanol can kill bacteria, but it needs the right strength and contact time. Listerine, for example, is about 54 proof, which is enough to kill germs if you swish it for around 30 seconds.
Everclear, on the other hand, is 120-190 proof. At that strength, it doesn’t just kill bacteria it also damages your own tissue, leaving tiny wounds where more bacteria can grow.
It would be like pouring bleach on a cut instead of hydrogen peroxide.

>>213961771
>Listerine, for example, is about 54 proof
I thought it was way lower. I guess that's why Natives drink it.

>>213961155
they do it because they get shadow banned in youtube you fucking faggot

>>213957722
HEY DENTS. LET HIM KNOW.

>>213961640
it was rough hearing that he considered deleting the entire channel "because fuck you" I get why you would, but still... that's his legacy

>>213961948
I get it, in a way, he ruined his life by doing videos online. He would probably still have a shitty job, not be afraid to go outside etc. I mean, the fuckers sending a retarded alcoholic rotgut vodka and everclear need to eat the fiery fish pizza.

>>213960840
He was just unintentionally hilarious.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N89R99J4OY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i0pg29rOUHY (this one is bit sad in retrospect)

>>213961162
i lose all my self consciousness when i drink and am able to talk to people i would normally be too shy to chat with
i also get very sleepy

>>213960036
does clint have more children? I never knew who this guy was until he died but the video was very sad

>>213957262
You're lucky you aren't ugly...
It sucks.

>>213962505
I'm pretty sure that Josh had a half-sister, yeah. There was something wrong with her, too, some congenital health problem. But she isn't a boglim.

>>213957934
>so guys we need to hit this goal if you want me to ask the omnivac on how to reverse entropy okay?

>>213961640
I watched just enough of the video to convince myself it wasn't a deepfake, couldn't make it through the rest.

He's in that clock tower mansion in the sky with Ozzy

Did he die peacefully?

>>213962704
His father said when he entered his trailer he thought he was still sleeping, so he assumed that he died in his sleep.

>>213962704
no. he had no phone and most likely died in pain

I told people it was the final arc. NAL was the last time he got to be "interesting", which is very sad. He's infected my thoughts for all time though. Gobred Gilbred Biago, no skin off my shoes, the lispy way he said butter cupssssth, the video where he turns the don't walk sign to a walk sign with his wand. I will probably never stop thinking about him at certain points in my life.

>>213957961
Tranny hands typed this. This isn't what happened, at all, especially in the Josh thread. You still believe they caused the deaths of 1,000 beautiful trans sisters, don't you?

>>213957722
He's next.

>>213957763
>>213957858
i watched a tiny bit of a video of his that he did within a few days of dying cause i think it said posted six days ago a couple hours ago when i dipped in and the guy sounded pretty coherent and interested in talking about some internet topic of debate that i wasn't curious enough to continue further with. he didn't really seem near death at all, i've known very serious alcoholics well into their sixties, i'll jump on the appendicitis bandwagon until autopsy results come out. the difference between that video and the one just before his death is huge

>>213962795
nta but even if that wasnt what happened being a kiwitroon is still pathetic. even if everyone loved this guy and supported him or whatever you're still spending hours and hours watching some retard live in squalor and talking about him with other retards and learning everything from his auntie's name to the kind of car his father drives. I could maybe understand the fascination with chris chan as he was the first of his kind I think, or maybe he wasn't, but his antics were amusing and, but after that its time to move on and kiwitroons did the exact opposite, they're still trying to find the next chris chan.

>>213961162
It's extremely addicting when you mix it with smoking in my experience. It just makes tobacco significantly more appealing. That's probably why he liked it so much since he was a baccy fiend.

>>213961379
Hope things get better for you anon.

>>213962826
No you are next. DSP curse is real.

https://x.com/DspSociety/status/1886616542084792686

>>213962865
I agree with you to a point, but they never harassed Josh on KF and the merest hint that someone had was an instant permanent ban from the thread. People can cope all they want about how they did it in clandestine discords, however. The thread was shit and kept going for no reason when he was doing nothing, and the people that uphold any thread talking about the same rehashed points are retarded too. Josh was infinitely funnier and less of a nuisance than Chris, and if anyone deserved the mantle for king of the retards, it was Josh. He far surpassed CWC in amount of comedy, but he was a slow burn.

>>213956742
NAL breaking down crying in his kitchen while he's in the other room screaming "what the fuck is up, youtube?" made it all worth it, though.

>>213957136
He was at the hospital the night before. They just sent him home from what I can gather. No clue why.

>>213955617 (OP)
Genuinely mortifying watching him go downhill and now hearing about him dying. I got sober a year ago but before that I was drinking more than him and in the same state he was in right before dying repeatedly over the span of a couple months. I wound up in the hospital a couple times and finally went to rehab. Guess I never really contemplated how many times I rolled the dice on waking up ever again.

>>213963028
I was a former /druk/, but moved on a couple years ago myself. Good for you. I don't know your diet, but Cobes had a nonstop supply of Doritos and other such "food" delivered by his stepmom every week however, and never got any real nutrients. His diet played a role, too.

>>213955617 (OP)
>people are drinking to his memory instead of giving up booze after having watched someone self-destroy with alcohol for over a decade

>>213962920
You talk about this loser with too much authority for a normal person. Comparing and contrasting losers makes you sound like a spaz who obsesses over rejects

>>213955617 (OP)
another autist unable to stop drinking booze, that's how world of tshirts probably ends up too in 10 years.

>>213963115
I AM a spaz that obsesses over rejects, but you'd never know that if you met me. Rejects are the most interesting people, always.

>>213960785
Are you retarded? Yes many foods can grow extremely dangerous bacterial colonies on them if left at room temperature for too long, especially if you live in a shit heap already. It has nothing to do with the quality of the food.

>>213962795
>Persecution complex
>Can't handle people making fun of you for your pathetic "hobby"
You should go back to your circlejerk forum

>>213963132
>you'd never know that if you met me
Just because you can allegedly hide it doesn't make you any less pathetic. The fact you feel shame for what you do makes you all the sadder.

>>213963185
I'm going to assume that you mean feel no shame, and you're correct, I don't, because I'd much rather watch someone say interesting things filtered through low IQ and autism for a couple of minutes in the morning, than catch up with what someone watched last night on Netflix. You don't have to agree, it's no skin off my shoes.

You're going to see a lot more men in their 20s and 30s die from liver failure in the near future.

>>213963212
NTA but I think he is right. You feel shame. That's why you don't tell people about the stuff you do online. Just like I don't tell everyone I go to 4chinz or touch my willy.

RIP but I could never stomach looking at this guy because he obviously never showered and never brushed his teeth. Just some nasty rotten guy walking around

>>213963267
My friends are all aware, I've always shared Cobes videos with people. My point about not knowing it irl was that if he met me, he wouldn't assume I know anything about someone like Cobes. I'm not going to lead with "have you heard what this autistic retard said today?", and I'm also no a gremlin that sits around thinking about them 24/7.

>>213963278
even if he had better hygiene, he pretty much looked like that since he was born that way.
>>213961640

>>213963212
>because I'd much rather watch someone who doesn't know I exist do something no normal person'd care about for hours on end because I'm a sad weirdo with too much free time. The only entertainment alternative for me is some bullshit streaming service anyway.
FIFY.
You should walk around in public wearing a patented Kiwifarms t-shirt to prove your lack of shame, and define yourself as a Kiwifaggot when you talk to your dates. At least that would prove what you're saying right now

>>213963311
>dates
>he isn't married
ngmi

>have no idea who it is
>his only achievement is creating pic rel meme 10 years ago
Okay?

>>213963278
He actually showered and brushed his teeth(tooth?). And washed his hands obsessively/autistically. His teef just fell out for malnutrition and heavy alcohol abuse with constant smoking. Possibly some crack smoking off camera.

>>213963302
>My friends are all aware that I have weird obsessions
Whoop-de-doo
>I'm not going to lead with "have you heard what this autistic retard said today?"
Because you subconsciously know how pathetic you are for fixating on this shit

>>213963335
You're right, I'm a huge loser and hate my life. Feel better?

>>213963370
You're too much of a narcissist to understand that you don't elicit any genuine feelings from strangers? I'm saying that your dishonesty is pathetic to the point that it affects you

>>213963335
>>213963311
some slightly more retarded retard is more of a retard than you and you get pissy because he isn't too ashamed? At some point there is no use to stand up for some dumb interest publicly, as you gain nothing from it unless they share the same interest.

>>213963426
Why do you need me to feel ashamed and pathetic so badly?

If you died today how would you be remembered?

>watched the yourfavoriteson interview with clint and josh just a few weeks ago
>high energy clint explaining how he learned to accept josh the way he is, how he learned to be proud of what he "achieved"
>explaining what a terrible journey it was to reach that point over the course of 30 troubled years
>radiating pride and love for his son

fuck, just fuck

>>213962863
I think there's a very funamental difference when it comes to people who drink a 12 pack of beer a day to a guy drinking bottles of paint stripper daily
I think if he survived another decade he'd have the typical boozer's nose, red face, bloated cheeks, etc, but he was drinking too hard to fast compared to the average alchie.

>>213963458
>you get pissy
Are you autistic? Internet bullshit doesn't affect anyone emotionally and if it does you're a giant pussy. Dunking on Kiwifaggots for their stupid hobbies shouldn't make a third party jump in unless said third party retard is crying his metaphorical eyes out

>>213963517
>I'm not mad, but you're mad
lame

>null wants to sue the redditors that sent cobra booze
can this actualy work?!

>>213963517
Dunking requires an emotional response, which you claim no one is affected by it. You're just whining into the void and wasting your own life to convince others that they should feel one way or another.

>>213963537
idk but i think someone should find them and beat them to death, could that actually work?

>>213963473
I don't need you to feel anything, but your sad disassociation from what makes you feel joy, as sad as that "hobby" is, is very easy to poke fun at. You'd think someone who fixates on laughable losers for fun would have thicker skin

>>213963537
I dunno if it’s illegal. Ludwig didnt get in trouble

>>213963539
>which you claim no one is affected by it
You can't read, retard?

>>213962961
Clint should sue for malpractice. He was obviously very ill in his final livestream

>>213963551
Where have I had an emotional response? You've developed an idea of what I should be, but I've yet to match it, and you're still going down the same line of thought without change. I think there's a name for that.
>>213963569
>Internet bullshit doesn't affect anyone emotionally and if it does you're a giant pussy

You're too flustered to even make sense at this point. Take a break, come back stronger.

>>213963223
Why?

>>213963537
It wasn't just booze, it was Everclear, a shot of which is the equivalent of 3 beers
and he was drinking the bottles daily
I doubt you'd be able to sue considering he drank it willingly but fueling an aspie's alchohol addiction is morally repugnant

>>213963599
>stronger beer than ever, cheap
>shitty processed diets
Alchies used to get SOME real food, but that isn't the case now.

>>213963223
>his last video
Fucked up, but funny.
I unironically miss his videos though.

>>213963480
Gooning to brazilian fart porn. I'd say sprinkle my ashes in Vitoria Beatriz' ass, but she died a couple of weeks ago.

>>213963583
>Where have I had an emotional response?
Why else would you feel the need to defend yourself from what some asshole on 4chan is saying about you?
>You're too flustered
Are you actually autistic?

>>213963537
Null seems to think lolsuits can solve everything, but there's no crime or even civil liability here.

>>213963223
I think zoomers drink overall less than generations before, so there will be less of them. Just more addicts types appear online, especially lolcows.

>>213963537
>>213963619
Don't forget the duster

>>213963653
I defended myself? Are you just keeping this going in hopes I'll say something that you can pinpoint as a win before abandoning the thread? I enjoy what I enjoy, which has you in this tantrum.

>>213963223
I still rewatch his stuff from time to time.

>>213963674
You said you didn't care what people think about your Kiwifaggotry, but here you are replying as what one asshole on the Internet thinks about you fills you with the need to argue

>>213963757
Because, like Cobes, your denial of anger is comedic to me, while you clearly need someone else to feel poorly for what they find entertaining. You're a temporary, fleeting lolcow.

>>213963662
Zoomers as a generation drink less but the ones that do seem to be alcoholics.

>>213963662
Zoomers take worse things than drinking booze.
There's no way shit like this can be healthy in the long run, and you won't find a zoomer that isn't on something.

>>213957219
I feel as if Jack and Mountain Dew really wouldn’t go well together

>>213961203
>Rocco
I haven't seen a video of his in over a decade. That hair is wild.
https://youtu.be/MK1I3xoLIKo

>>213960722
The weekend is a state of mind.

>>213963330
World don't revolve around you and this thread definitely doesn't either.

>zoomers know him as a wacky streamer
cobes was youtube kino in like 2013

least funny forced lolcow in the world
even worse than DSP
>dude let's dedicate our lives stalking the most boring people in the world
>dude this guy did literally nothing... wow guys this is some top tier entertainment
>omg did you know that the lolcow bought a sandwich or something lol and then he went to Walmart and omg he went to the toilet and then he wiped his ass
Total kiwinigger death

>>213963778
>Actually I'm owning you by letting you force me to reply
All you had to do was not reply and prove me wrong. You're kind of a basket case

>>213963537
Depends on where they are from and what the laws are. Some of them could be raped with legal fees. Unlikely to win an actual lawsuit unless you can find very damning posts where they state their intent to kill him.

>>213957961
kiwifarms were very lenient on cobes and often said how harmless he was, it's the redditors and FB glasstappers that killed cobes by sending him shit like everclear

>>213957961
The most ironic part is that Josh Moon picked this freak to stalk so people would get off Chrischan. This was his attempt at trying to make kiwifarms more wholesome. Guy ended up dead because Josh Moon found him and declared him a lolcow.
He would still be alive if Josh Moon didn't use his site to force him to be a lolcow.

>>213957136
The appendix is a meme? Then why would we still have one?

>>213963915
how do they do it. eating two to three square a day is always an achievement for me. one's easy tho. cant imagine a pill regimen

>>213963537
Was it actually redditors who sent all that shit to his house, or is it KF deflecting the blame onto them? Granted reddit is a fucking shit hole so it'd be funny to watch them crash and burn

>>213963581
it'll depend on the autopsy. if it was his appendix it's a real shame on the part of those doctors

>>213963278
He smelled really good tho

>>213964560
They're brain dead.

>>213957214
>tfw massive 15-25 drink a day piece of shit
>drink a ton of water, eat well and work 12 hours a day
I can tell I need to quit though, it is starting to become apparent that it's affecting my circulation plus the beer gut is getting thicc

>>213955617 (OP)
Did he at least got a break from NAL or was she harassing him until the end? Didn't really follow him much since last year.

>>213964612
>>213963915
What are the odds these people don't need a single one of these meme jew pills and could still live a normal functional life?

>>213963915
>lamotrigine
I take that one against my epileptic tendencies.

>>213964548
If he had even an ounce of self-awareness he'd make a lolcow thread for himself

>>213964612
>downs a melatonin
>chases it with an iced coffee
>>213964659
100%. I find it crazy how I'm 37 and take literally no medication daily, outside of vitamin D during the winter and a 5mg melatonin if I'm having trouble sleeping, but these kids are popping more pills every day than my grandpa did when he was 101.

>>213964659
zero.
we destroyed the normal way of life. those people have no traditional family to fall back for psychological support.

>>213964558
it's literally a vestigial organ without any use. it used to help digest bones or something but has atrophied into uselessness and not just explodes and kills us.

>>213964915
>makes fun of people not going to the doctor
>believes in pseudo-medicine herself

>>213964612
>downing meds for insomnia plus melatonin with fucking coffee

>>213960840
>be based retard too pure for this world of lies
>parents teach you nothing because they know nothing thanks to kike thought matrix
>spend most of your life trying to understand the world through subjective experience
>fail
>try to smile more than cry anyway
>die before you figure anything out

Yeah it's a real mystery why anyone would identify with Cobes. You will literally never be as based as an alcoholic retard.

RIP Homeboy Scotty

>>213965013
The mentally ill shit people write about this guy makes no sense.
>dude he sat at home drinking
>it's like deep, he was trying to figure out the world duude
He never tried anything. He was a degenerate addict and an autist who couldn't understand that his fedoras and trenchcoats were not cool.
It's not like this guy was some kind of pure hearted autist who tried to figure out what's going on, went to the gym, tried interacting with people, went to events, studied etc.
He just sat at home drinking alcohol. The fanfic people write about this guy is not even close to reality. Your wholesome chungus lolcow didn't exist.
If he was alive today he would be drinking himself to death and wallowing in his own shit.

>>213965013
Perfectly said, unironically.
I feel a strange kinship with Cobes, but I lack the personality.

>>213964612
>Washes down anxiety and sleep meds with coffee
These people are their own worse enemies

>>213965106
>dude he sat at home drinking
He retreated from the world. Everyfuckingbody I know is doing this. The world it shit. We are all building our own bubbles. Fuck you.

>If he was alive today he would be drinking himself to death and wallowing in his own shit.
Which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it.

Damn I feel like I'm grieving a real friend to a degree. I knew cobes more than members of my own family

What happened to kiwifarms? It reads like boomer facebook now
Worse moralfaggotry than reddit

>>213965176
You fucking loser

Never found this guy interesting. He used to pop up in my youtube feed ages ago, then few years back I found out there was a documentary made about him and that he has both subreddit following and kiwifarms thread. Back then I did not even know he was retarded, just thought he was a metalhead degen. But now that I witness all the hand wringing about his death, and after he was obviously propped up as some kind of human abuse experiment by everyone, I'm bored even more by this utterly mediocre specimen being lauded by normalfags. This is like people mourning DSP.

>>213965249
?

>>213965013
Why do you normalfags always project your inner torment on the mentally stunted people? He wasn't based, he was a genetic failure that discovered alcohol and the only matrix he was plugged into consisted of people like you sending memes he could not quite comprehend, occasionally egging him on to make a spectacle out of himself during your work hours and/or downtime. Even if you did not doordash him everclear, you knew someone will and you tuned in to listen to slurry nonsense. Give me a fucking break about thought matrix and your pseudo suicidal ideation just because you cannot make a worthwhile existence in this world. If anyone is plugged into the kiketube mental slop is your kind ascribing some kind of value to various hobos because you yourself know that a gangrene would hurt too much

;_;

Same type of people fucked with Terry and then pretended they were sorry when he stepped in front of a train

>>213964835
who's that longhaired fella most to the right

>>213965324
>blah blah I'm a gay moralfag that likes cock blah
Yawn.

>>213955617 (OP)
RIP, now onto the next poor bastard slowly killing himself for a sociopathic audience of losers.

>>213962204
man I'd go out to bars for years and I still barely ever talked outside of my friend group
it was such a massive waste of time, I've mostly stopped but my friends seem to have kept on ramping it up

>>213965198
new accounts from reddit raiding. everyone being holier than thou about how josh was treated or saying" i'm literally crying rn" are tourist faggots.

it's always sad when a lolcows milk goes sour, but Josh was just a lolcow. he was not your personal friend.

>>213957637
I've never even had a sniff of a girlfriend but I definitely have felt heartbreak for what never was and if he screwed things up I can understand seeking a distraction with booze.

>>213963915
some dumb fat bitch gets to take all of these psych drugs meanwhile I can't get my insurance to give me a prior authorization for expensive eczema drugs that I've been on for 7 years on a different plan

>>213965324
Look man not everyone is built to "get it." It's cool.

Too much gayness in this thread. Grow up, go get a job. I hear Wendy’s is looking for a lobby attendant.

His dad is NOT guilt free, also this is his (F)art.

>>213961162
>then you feel nauseous
I never felt nauseous
>wake up with a headache
never had a hangover, just thirsty

you honestly sound like a woman, are you a woman?

>>213965481
i can see how life wouldve been tough for cobes as an unfulfilled artists trying to live up to something that high level

>>213965466
He was my huckleberry. He was a chunk of my lolcow content I watched. Now it's just that fat retard perry karavello

>>213956087
sounds like he got what he wanted

don't know why everyone is mourning him

>>213964612
>all those fucking pills
>sleeping pills at such a young age
imagine this bitch in her 40s, damn.

>>213965586
Pillpopping zoomers won't live to 40

>>213956689
Why is there a workbench behind him with some sort of power tool on it? Did he live in a garage?

>>213955617 (OP)
Kingcobra passed on?

>>213963919
Moutain dew is basically a soda version of sour mix. It was created for the purpose to mix with whiskey retard.

>>213965620
he made magic wands with a lathe and spray painted them to sell on etsy and there was no where else to put it in his apartment

>>213965620
It's where he lathed his wands, troll

why was he evicted from his second apartment

>>213963223
>pancreatitis at 27
he drank an insane amount of alcohol

>>213957541
He's known as the king of kong. He holds the world record for highest score in the arcade game donkey kong.

>>213965723
hag raven flooded the communal washroom and screeching long into the hours of the night, just gave the property manager a good reason to not renew his lease

>>213963139
fast food is so dehydrated and salty that little bacteria can grow on it. 3 days will at most give a mild stomach ache.

>>213965481
>>213965529
what makes it high level? The skill involved, or the concept he came up with?
t. not creative

>>213961640
Is his mom really that lady off youtube? Why did Clint fuck a retarded woman?

>>213963915
Taking all that shit is mostly retarded and unhealthy, but alcohol is still one of the worst things you can put in your body, if we're talking getting legit drunk regularly.
>>213964612
melatonin never helped me with sleep, and I read that your brain produces so much, it's like pouring a glass of water in the ocean. I think magnesium glycinate has helped, and it's just a mineral, not a "foreign substance" that most don't get enough of in their diet

>>213965962
>Why did Clint fuck a retarded woman?
Clint is a retard theater geek normie faggot. He now larps as a masculine tough guy. Cobes was just like him but got hit with the retard stick until he was unrecognizable as a human. Thus the boglim was unleashed upon the world.

>>213965501
Only losers equate doing drugs to masculinity. Are you a loser?

For me it's the video where he beats the shit out of his hat for 5 minutes straight

>>213966034
The strong do what they will. The weak bear what they must.

>>213965501
If that's true, you aren't drinking enough wine/hard liquor (lol hangovers from 5% beer?) or you have a rare genetic predisposition to not get hangovers, like the opposite of how some Asians, and others, have a genetic mutation that makes them get a hangover almost immediately after consuming 1-2 drinks.

>>213957961
Anyone can publicly see that it was a bunch of obese cumskins on Facebook who seethed and tried to kill him 24/7 because they wanted to live off welfare but were only lazy privileged retards instead of actual retards

>>213961162
I like drinking but I'm an eternal lightweight and get the worst hangovers or just puke before I can even reach the shit faced staged

>>213966467
It's sunday so try this: go to the liquor store and buy two mango peach monacos (they come in cans shaped like redbull) and two little shooters of 99 bananas. This will cost you less than $10 and will get you drunk as fuck.

>>213961162
*real* drinking is mostly shit, especially compared to most drugs. You get a nice warm buzz and relaxation/disinhibition for 2-3 hours, then most every other effect is negative or awful -- nausea, dehydration, shitty sleep, fatigue, anxiety, all of which get more pronounced as you get older.
Fucking around with most any other drug is legitimately better, although still unhealthy of course, and not wise.

>>213964612
>drinking sugary starbucks/coffee frappee goyslop right before bed
>I HAVE INSOMNIA AND NEED PILLS OH AND ANXIETY TOO

>>213966563
bitchy, unfriendly and badly worded statements like that are probably the reason she never liked you

>>213965264
Same, I kept seeing Josh Moon promote this guy on his MATI streams. It would be this guy making disgusting looking food then laughing at him for almost burning down his house and eating the slop.

At some point you grow up and stop thinking retards are funny just for being retards.

>>213966588
>failed normalfags hot take uses ancient normalfag cope
>even cobes got laid
>yfw they still think it's an accomplishment

>>213966063
alcohol literally makes you retarded, talk shit about stoners all you want but i've never been beating up inanimate objects after taking 10 bong hits.
https://youtu.be/J0fa8hbOq3Q
thats why i said "fuck that"
when everyone was like "drink for cobes", alcohol ruined this mans life. guarantee his dad will regret having said that in his video, to drink for him.

>>213955617 (OP)
vax status?

>>213963599
It's a mystery

>>213966540
>Fucking around with most any other drug is legitimately better, although still unhealthy of course, and not wise.
there is literally no downsides to occasional use of psychedelics, ecstasy, ketamine, nitrous, cocaine or (edible) weed

>>213966627
can you tone down the terminally online weirdo lingo a bit i can barely understand what you're trying to say.

and cobes never fucked anyone but a disgusting, unhygienic aged witch, and a 3/10 gigawhore.

>>213961203
It's basically a shandy with Mountain Dew instead of ginger ale.

>>213965501
That's called being young. You'll get hangovers when you get older and some will even last 2 days.

>>213966675
pyschs are mostly just awesome and wonderful, but I know of one person who had a terrifying experience, although myself and the other 10 people I've know who used them never did. Don't have any experience with those others except for blow, and it's mostly shit except for the 30 mins it makes you feel great. Weed seems mostly fine, unless you use too much and get weed anxiety, like many do, even edibles can cause that.

>>213966641
who cares what you think ? go smoke a bong and suck a black cock fag

>>213966709
i never drank seriously but my friends would have hangovers even high school

>>213956273
Thats what real men do. Die. Fuck going to ER to get "saved" youre in hell

>>213966753
>Don't have any experience with those others except for blow, and it's mostly shit except for the 30 mins it makes you feel great.
To be fair the only way to get cocaine is to hang around a party crowd and be able to identify when your coke head friend got legitimately banged up one night and then demand he get you a 8 ball of that. For the average person yes doing a couple of lines of sub standard blow isn't that great

>>213966034
>feeling nauseous after getting a little dizzy
you're either a woman or you simply can't hold your liquor.
it was a legit question

>>213966601
>Josh Moon

Reminder he had full control of Chris Chan's bank account at the time he was raping Barb. What kind of person would bother with being a custodian of a retard that rapes his mother?

He's also trying to frame Destiny for child abuse for supposedly sexting with a 17 year old girl that told him she's 18. Really incredible where that place is going atm.

>>213965881
This nigga is eatin out of garbage cans

>>213965106
>went to the gym, tried interacting with people, went to events, studied etc.
vanity, vanity, vanity. nothing but vanity.

>>213955617 (OP)
>omg that guy who we relentlessly made fun of for years died, i feel so sad i swear i didn't hate him i actually loved him and worshipped him and i'm really broken up about his death
fucking vultures, at least have the balls to say KWAB

>>213966499
>99 bananas

Fucking disgusting. Id rather drink everclear than taste that shitty artificial banana flavor again