Thread 213957753

The Marvel psyop didn't work.
>demoralize all snyderfans as jeets
>shill this capeslop 24/7 everywhere on the internet
>refuse any arguments about tone and lack of story as irrelevant
>bring up the snyderverse as much as possible

Not only did it fail to make more than Man of Steel adjusted for inflation, it's also a objectively laughable bad movie. Holy shit, how can people defend this?

>>213957753 (OP)
Do mods and jannies just not care about jeet spamming? Literally 100th same thread by samefag

>>213957753 (OP)
saar superman 2025 is flop saar believe us saar

Superman 2025 is one of the worst superhero movies of all times. James Gunn, who excels in directing overdone violence, out of place quips, undeserved melodrama and perverted sex obsession brings all his trademark traits to this rendition of Superman. This isn't a Superman movie, it's a Marvel/Guardians of Galaxy movie with Superman in the middle of it. In fact, Gunn seems to enjoy writing Justice Gang far more than he does writing Superman. The former which ran off two jokes that were repeated ad nauseam throughout the movie.

What makes Superman a compelling character is gone in Gunn's sloppy adaption. He's not particularly strong, he's not particularly wise, he's a poor leader, he's extremely narcissist and gets easily emotional. And this is supposed to be a seasoned Superman. It's almost like Gunn was projecting his own shitty flawed character on to Superman. The only missing touch would be if Lois was a minor.

The action scenes are just a complete mess of CG blob. Superman is basically a rag doll that gets thrown all over the place and nothing in this movie has weight or meaning to it, particularly in its action. There's a scene where Lois and Mr Terrific break into enemy HQ and the whole ordeal is of course settled with a very catchy music montage of all the enemies being dismantled with utter ease. The next scene is of Clark trying to keep a CGI baby from drowning in lava with his deus ex dog arriving in timely manner to save him again. This is straight out of a Marvel movie and has no place in a Superman movie.

This rendition of Lex is also his most shallow depiction. There is no nuance or intelligence to this Lex. He's not particularly shrewd and constantly spills out his plans for everyone to find out. He throws into temper tantrums just like Superman and starts to sob and cry because Superman is better than him. Where is the elegance and intelligence of Luthor? This is basically a spoiled rich kid battling another spoiled strong kid. 1/10, MCU slop.

>>213957873
>>213957903
Why are Gunnjeets like this? Your pedo slop flopped. Deal with it.

>>213957873
>demoralize all snyderfans as indians
>saar superman 2025 is flop saar believe us saar
>Do mods and jannies just not care about indian spamming?
I guess OP was right

Superman 2025 is one of the better superhero movies. James Gunn, who excels directing comic book silliness, self-aware comedy, heartfelt theatricality and eccentric romance brings all his trademarks to this rendition of Superman. In fact, Gunn seems to enjoy writing a comic book extravaganza, with all the complementary crossovers these stories are famous for, a style which is commonly littered with good-natured jokes.

What makes Superman a compelling character is glorified in Gunn's sharp adaptation. He's particularly strong, passionately wise, a respectful leader, and refreshingly vulnerable. An alien who isn’t afraid to tap into emotion. This is supposed to be classic Superman, where Gunn mirrors his own humble optimism into a character that has always reflected back such positivity.

The action scenes aren’t just a complete mess of CG. Superman is essentially a super human that has to face enemies of merit, the biggest being an exact clone of himself, and his struggle has weighted meaning to it. There's a scene where Mr Terrific breaks into enemy HQ and the whole ordeal is of course settled. But these are all human enemies being dismantled with utter ease. The next scene is of Superman trying to keep a baby from drowning in lava with his famous superdog arriving in a timely manner to try to help. Of course, Superman easily defeats his human opponents, but a black hole? He has to be creative to save Krypto and a baby.
This is rising action straight out of a comic, and demonstrates Gunn’s attention to the source material.

This rendition of Lex is also his most layered depiction, with nuance and intelligence. He's particularly shrewd and continually masks his true plans. He throws temper tantrums just like his comic counterpart, and cries because Superman is better than him. This is the faux elegance of Luthor which crumbles when he is defeated. This is basically a spoiled rich kid battling a strong kid. After all, it’s capeshit.
10/10, capeslop.

>>213957975
You jeets act like we can’t reverse imagine search your spam. All goes right back to jeets

>>213957938
>Why are Gunnjeets like this? Your pedo slop flopped. Deal with it.

Are you stupid? Indians love the Snyderverse. They hate Gunn. They want Snyder back.

If you are going to push a meme, then make sure it makes SENSE.

JUST PEDOSLOP MY SHIT UP

>>213957975
> >demoralize all snyderfans as indians

Because you are.

>>213958139
Pedoman is #1 DC movie in India, Gunnjeet.

>>213958167
Jeet hate watch is what it sounds like.

>The Marvel psyop didn't work.
>>demoralize all snyderfans as jeets
>>shill this capeslop 24/7 everywhere on the internet
>>refuse any arguments about tone and lack of story as irrelevant
>>bring up the snyderverse as much as possible

>Not only did it fail to make more than Man of Steel adjusted for inflation, it's also a objectively laughable bad movie. Holy shit, how can people defend this?

>>213958152
They've obviously never read a core Superman comic.

>>213958152
no u

>>213957753 (OP)
good morning saar

>>213958139
If actually watched the film you fucking sperg you would realize there's bascially nothing but jeets in the film

>>213958313
I’ve been a Superman and Batman fan since I was a kid. I have all Golden Age archives of both. Along with tons others. I stopped reading comics as teen so have no ideas what the fuck is going on after millionth crisis. What I can tell you is Man of Murder was not Superman. Even Golden Age Superman at most ruthless only punished corrupt politicians and crooks and always protected the innocent. Not make out with Lois with mass death around him. Obviously you have no idea about Superman if don’t think he’s ever struggled or got beaten by villains

>>213958412
I liked Man of Steel though. Had it been about an OC Superman fly-alike, it wouldn't have made as much money...

These movies are pretty much the same

>reboot from franchise that was popular but hated by online critics and fanboys/soiboys
>release to forced shill narrative of how it's so much better than the prior movies (because it has less problematic elements, ie masculinity)
>movie is a financial bomb, the general audience doesn't care because they removed the elements they found previously appealing
>online soiboys damage control by blaming it all on the prior movies and claiming that surely the sequels will do much better now that its "reputation" has been saved
>makes the franchise fade to irrelevancy and the studio loses millions of dollars

What's this phenomenon called?

>>213958480
> What's this phenomenon called?

Jeet spamming

>>213958536
Gunnjeets mindbroke

>>213958581
>has to use an AI image of cavill
lol, hey does anyone else remember when this guy had a different version of this image, but he had fucked up all the decimal consistency and put a dollar sign on tickets sold?

>>213958581
Hahaha!

>>213957753 (OP)
Because it won

>>213958103
>>213958152
Why are jeets so obsessed with this movie? OP has made this thread like 200 times (and xhe's obviously a smelly indian)

>>213958152
That guy is spanish retard

>>213957753 (OP)
I went and saw this with 4 guy friends a few days after release, they were all hyped for it and ended up not liking it. None of us are gonna be watching Supergirl.

We watched Fantastic Four a few weeks later and while it wasn't amazing, we all agreed it was a better film than Superman.

>>213958872
Brown is brown

>>213957753 (OP)
This is the thing that I've noticed so far... James Gunn making political statements and applying them to the movie seems to be constructed entirely as a PR thing and doesn't really seem connected to anything the movie is saying. That goes in hand with the usual suspects who will take that political message and eat it up and apply it to the movie even though it doesn't actually have a connection. It really wasn't very woke or anything in that vein, Superman parents literally sent him there invincible style to take over the world, but he happens to be a nice guy and would rather be a nice guy despite that fact. And a whole lot of liberal basement dwellers are going to spin that into some kind of political statement while using that stupid punk rock song from the end that is already getting fucking old and running it into the ground With imaginary messages. I am sure that is why JG did it in the first place. Which given the current tone of the culture seems to be a pretty personal move on his part, I feel lthe people financing the production would probably rather have him just keep his mouth shut. Again it didn't end up meaning very much in the first place because the movie really doesn't have any connection to any of those political themes that were mentioned.

>>213958930
As in born in Madrid Spain spanish, cope retard

How the fuck do you niggers not realise the majority of snyderfags are spics astounds me

>>213958953
Brown

>>213958976
We’ve all known it. Funniest part now is they deny they are and accusing everyone else of being the jeets. Brown people are pathetic.

>>213958581
What the fuck is going on with the US ticket price in that graphic?

Someone doesn't know how averages work, how can it be both $8.13 and $16.08 on average for a ticket in 2013?

>>213959022
why snyderspic isn't used is baffling

>>213959102
Average ticket in 2013 was $8. Tickets today average is $16. Jeets are stupid
because inflation doesn’t mirror box office. $8 would be $11.09 today not fucking 16!!! Course people gong to go to movies more when tickets where cheaper. Pure idiocy subhuman logic going on

>>213959149
Spics don’t spam like jeets do. Most reverse image shit goes straight to jeets and a few faggot spics with gay obsessions for Cavill

>>213959203
>Average ticket in 2013 was $8. Tickets today average is $16.

But that is NOT what the graphic says, take another look at it.

>refuse to discuss the movie on the merits
>just call everyone who didn’t like it a jeet
>but jeets love the movie
If to prove something is bad, you just need to show it’s popular with jeets, this Superman movie is bad and jeeted to the tits

>>213959249
You’re right! They fucked their own shitty graph hahaha

>>213959319
Nice gaslighting jeet spammer. You’re ones spamming this shit endlessly on this board. All nothing but seething Snyder faggot shit and same fucking posts over and over and mods don’t do shit.

>>213957916
It was really bad. I think my eyes rolled out of their sockets after the first sixty minutes. 5/10 and thats being generous.

You can hate rhe snyderverse all you like but it doesn’t make this movie good
And that’s the most suspicious part of this boards defense of this movie: they refuse to talk about it and keep bringing up the Snyder movies
Let’s stipulate that the snyder movies are bad
Now explain why Superman 2025 isn’t shit. Why are you fighting like niggers at a wafflehouse to protect this movie’s honor
It’s fucking capeshit, and mediocre capeshit at that

>>213959387
Your movie isn’t good shill
No one is talking about Snyder but you
Snyders movies were bad but this isn’t any better
You refuse to talk about this movie because it’s indefensible bad
Lois is a bitch, Superman and Lex are both crybaby faggots, the justice league looks like an LA DMV
Movie is shit
It’s so shit it earned less than a shit standalone Superman movie from 12 years ago

>>213959395
Both were extremely mediocre, you're right.
BvS was slightly better than both

Nothing in the Snyderverse made me happy.
Superman made me happy.
Simple as.
Being mad about this is retarded.
Bringing up box office means less than nothing.
>I like whatever makes more money.

>>213957753 (OP)
Man of Steel won
Batman V Superman won
Zack Snyder's Justice League won

>>213959448
Same jeet talking points.

>>213957753 (OP)
>marvel psyop
Snyder fanbase is pure cancer.

Mods need to ban snyderpajeets
like this shit is not even funny is just spam

Why does Snyder have fanbase to begin with, after 300 everything he's ever produced is pure trash.

>>213959702
For real. Nobody would be even talking about Superman if it wasn’t for them. Shit on here is forgotten within weeks. They just keep spamming the board

>>213959795
RENT FREE

>>213957753 (OP)
>Not only did it fail to make more than Man of Steel adjusted for inflation
It failed to make as much as MoS UNADJUSTED for inflation. That's the really pathetic part.

Notice how not ONE single point about why the new Superman is actually good has been made in this thread without mentioning Indians or Snyder.

C O P E
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>>213959918
You’re brown. Kill yourself

>>213959950
Based pride parades, blacked porn enjoyer.

>>213959949
what's the point?
It's a matter of opinion.
No one's going to convince you to like it.
I'd rather be rewatching it.

>another thread of jeets accusing each other of being jeets
I know it happens in other ones as well but somehow you're hitting Superman threads extra hard. Why is that?

>>213957873
why do you think they removed the i pee counter

The new Superman was pretty good and felt like classic Superman.

It's the first movie in decades where the central conflict was actually Superman trying to save people.

ITT self hating jeets

>>213957753 (OP)
I thought it was pretty bad.
Probably worse than MoS, which has glaring flaws that we joke about on /tv/ regularly. Probably better than BvS and og Justice League but worse than Snyder cut Justice League.
But as bad as this was, Fantastic 4 looked so much worse I didn't dare watch it.

>>213958950
>Which given the current tone of the culture seems to be a pretty personal move on his part
I honestly think Gunn got too personal with this movie. The dog was stupid, actually bad. It could have been executed better, but it's still an inherently dangerous super dog that randomly mauls people and yet Superman just leaves it everywhere. Then I found out Gunn adopted a dog just as he was writing the script.
I felt it was the second weakest part of the movie, after massive Israel plot line (which on seeing the full context is clearly an Israel reference)

>>213957873
Why would a guerilla marketing agency be shitting on a new movie by a major company instead of shilling it. Who would be paying them? It's fucking obvious to everyone. I hope you are being paid and that this isn't some incredibly petty and meaningless personal crusade for you.

>>213957753 (OP)
>shill this capeslop 24/7 everywhere on the internet
And what are YOU doing right now?

>>213960457
That's literally what this board is for tranny. Discussing film

BRAVO GUNN

300 MILLIE WELL SPENT

>>213957753 (OP)
i want to fugg david corenswet and nicholas hoult

>>213957916
>I get scared

:/

>>213963218
Uhhh please understand this 6'4 SuperCHAD is hurting just as much as any of us