Thread 213959146

>>213959146 (OP)
VP on wall street just means one step above the entry level people. A major investment bank will have hundreds of VPs. The actual VP will be EVP - executive vice president.

>>213959171
>one step above the entry level people
Yep... Banks do this so average people think they are some how special. Dealing with the VP! Anyone into finance knows it's just a bs title with tons of them per any investment anything.

>>213959252
>Banks do this so average people think they are some how special.
that but also, since theyre all so interchangeable cogs as employees, its a useless title that encouraging a lot of their internal henpecking and oneupping, which benefits the company.

I prefer the broadway version
https://youtu.be/ucSYzlsTE8U

>>213959146 (OP)
why are they all missing the C in Acquisitions

>>213959450
Because uhh they're like so materialistic that they all misspelled it the same way as they care nothing for proper spelling in their fruitless pursuit of vanity. Which means this is definitely NOT a fuck up at the prop department that got past everyone else, ok? Trust me this is really deep commentary.

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>>213959146 (OP)
Guess you could say presidents are their vice haha

>>213959450
it comes from aqua. why would there be a c?

>>213959146 (OP)
AI would replace all their jobs in an instant.

>>213959146 (OP)
Was this the 80s equivalent of jew daycare/email job?

>>213959450
lol don’t tell him guys

>>213959146 (OP)
Congratulations, you've discovered the joke.

>>213959146 (OP)
>four vice presidents
>none are Indian
UNREALISTIC

>>213959845
it was different time

>>213959252
>>213959284
>>213959146 (OP)
every branch manager at every bank i've ever done business with has been a vice president

>>213959818
tell me what

>>213959146 (OP)
You know what. Paul Allen's card was a piece of shit actually.

>>213959944
Gr8 b8
Even this Mongolian basket weaving forum isnt this stupid

>>213960626
>ACKuisitions

>>213960604
What do you mean by basket weaving? We all come here for the anime titties.

>>213959962
This, gold coloring isn't tasteful, it's bling

dude I work for a mid tier bank and we have hundreds of VPs, dozens of EVPs and SVPs

>>213959146 (OP)
Paul Allen has the cheapest looking card

>>213959827
It's not a joke. Rich people get fancy titles and huge salaries while contributing nothing.

I like to check dubs
did you know I'm utterly based?

>>213959146 (OP)
allen > bryce > bateman > patten

>>213959944
Ain't nothin but a party

>>213962343
Except they contribute ruling over you. Who else is gonna rule you? You? kek

>>213962436
Fuck off, Patrick.

>>213959171
This is wrong btw.

>>213961299
impressive
very nice

let's see anon's senior management list

>>213959146 (OP)
What is the official font for Pierce and Pierce and why aren't they required to use it?

>>213959146 (OP)
Bateman's card is garbage, the kerning on the ampersand is atrocious. Fucking amateur garbage. This isn't the business card of a VP its toilet paper.

>>213959309
The alignment of the numbers is awful

>>213959309
The print would look good on actual paper, like on bottom right, but it looks awful on that basic A4 print paper.

>>213959845
Indias are the CEOs

My work business cards look like Paul Allen’s card but nobody at work gets it and thinks I’m just boring. Man I oughta hack em up with an axe while listening to echo and the bunnymen that’ll show em

>>213959146 (OP)
Investment banks do this so that whenever a customer calls, whoever picks up the phone, the customer is always speaking to "the" vice president.
Makes the customers feel special.

>>213959146 (OP)
>they have to share one phone
Grim.

i heard ppl are made VP at investment banks so quickly simply for legal reasons... there's a ton of paperwork that can only be signed by VPs or sth