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Anonymous No.213959316 >>213959345 >>213959439 >>213959965 >>213961535
We really went from this to >Kindness is le punk rock, drunk slutty Supergirl, and bisexual orgies. We're in for a wild ride, boys.
Anonymous No.213959345
>>213959316 (OP)
DCU has been an absolute disaster so far.
We have to go back.
Anonymous No.213959428 >>213959465 >>213959468
Money talks, bullshit walks.
Anonymous No.213959439
>>213959316 (OP)
This board just nothing but jeet Snyder spammers at this point. Only good thing about basedjak when 4chan was down is they range ban India
Anonymous No.213959465 >>213959700 >>213959896
>>213959428
>pre coof
Anonymous No.213959468
>>213959428
Anonymous No.213959700
>>213959465
Copium
Anonymous No.213959805 >>213959857
VOTE FOR 4 BEST / WORST DCEU FILMS!

4 Best - https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2800rJnN/

4 Worst - https://strawpoll.com/1MnwOppGdn7/

VOTE FOR 7 SEXIEST DCEU ACTRESSES - https://strawpoll.com/PKgl3wbEJnp/
Anonymous No.213959819 >>213959840 >>213959904 >>213960129 >>213960660
HOW I WOULD HAVE DONE THE DCEU!

PART 1!

Green Lantern (2011)

> Happens with the same primary cast but it's basically a adaptation of First Flight. Toss Parallax & Hector entirely. Minimal time on earth, focus is almost entirely on Hal & Sinestro building uneasy trust until Sin reveals his true nature ala Training Day. Keep the fucking CGI suit (never got the hate for it) but darken the colors a bit.

Man of Steel (2013)

> Happens basically as we got it but with these changes...

> Faora is played by a different actress.
> Several happy scenes with the Kent family.
> Tornado scene but have Clark try & rescue Pa but he has a heart attack anyway or he has to choose between saving Pa vs other people in danger and Pa points for him to save them.
> Show Clark looking up right before crashing into the 711 realizing his mistake & trying to swerve but it's too late, after they tumble out he scans the 711 and sees customers escaping out the back exit safe and he expresses his relief.
> No kiss amid the destruction.
> Show Clark visibly upset & distracted by the destruction while Zod gives his speech.
> Optional: Clark does not kill Zod and instead repeatedly tries to drag Zod back to the fading Phantom Zone portal the whole fight (hence why he can't take Zod out of the city) and is eventually able to do so.
> A montage of Clark saving people from the rubble after the fight is over before getting to the drone scene.
> Remove Lois & Jenny being cuntish to Lombard. They don't owe him a date but he deserves a lot more respect after nearly dying while trying to save Jenny.
Anonymous No.213959822
bisexual orgies are somehow less gay than Zack Snyder
Anonymous No.213959840 >>213959876 >>213959904 >>213960129 >>213960660
>>213959819
PART2!

The Batman (2014)

> Affleck standalone Bat movie.
> Directed by Affleck or Cary Joji Fukunaga.
> Closely adapting either Court of Owls or a sympathetic Tas style Mr Freeze story.

Wonder Woman (2015)

> Antje Traue plays Diana in a film basically the exact same as the 2017 film but with the following changes.
> Exact same outfit but with more cleavage.
> Better actor playing Ares (mel gibson? sean bean?) with more screentime.
> The makeshift armor forming moment happens but as the fight progresses Ares transforms the makeshift armor into a more quality faithful adaption of either his classic or injustice armor.
> Less telekinesis and more hand to hand dueling.

Man of Steel 2 (2016)

> directed by Brad Bird (instead of tomorrowland)
> Smaller scale with Clark & Lois investigating corporations for human experimentation, villains are Metallo and Parasite (both born from people hurt during the battles of mos1), Lex is secretly behind the corporations but the film ends with Clark still not being able to prove it.
> Not sure who I would cast as Lex. Lars Mikkelsen? Gerald McRaney?

Martian Manhunter (2017)

> Set in the 1950s onward.
> Dark noir sci-fi mystery with him being a detective then a spy trying to snuff out both White Martians and commies infiltrating the government. Cold War UFO paranoia is a big thing.
> Have him kill Stalin when he figures out that he is aiding the White Martians.
> Lance Reddick or Idris Elba plays him.
Anonymous No.213959857
>>213959805
>https://strawpoll.com/e6Z2800rJnN/
>no The Batman
>no Superman
Anonymous No.213959875 >>213959973
Why do indians love snyder so much?
Anonymous No.213959876 >>213959930
>>213959840
>Cary Joji Fukunaga
okay this wouldve been better than Matt Reeves
Anonymous No.213959882 >>213959973
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nAkIrraknU8

>Snyderfags are an actual cult
Anonymous No.213959896 >>213959923
>>213959465
The coof didn't stop a bunch of movies from making over a billion, copemaster.
Anonymous No.213959904 >>213960129 >>213960179 >>213960660
>>213959819
>>213959840
PART3...

Aquaman (2018)

> Pretty much exactly as we got it but...
> Just a little less silly in places.
> Deborah Ann Woll plays Mera.
> Mera's outfit has the scales from her JL suit instead of the flat octagon pattern.

The Batman 2 (2018)
> Batman vs Leto's Joker & Robbie's Harley Quinn who are in full villainous lovers mode.
> No tattoos and Leto's Joker is a little more Mark Hamill-ish.
> Harley turns against Joker near the very end when she feels he goes too dark or he flips out and tries to kill her.

Green Lantern 2 (2019)
> Star Sapphires are the villains and are blatantly sexualized.

Wonder Woman 2 (2020)
> A sympathetic Cheetah story with Diana tracking her through exotic jungles and temples.
> Heavy Batman Begins style flashbacks showing them being close friends and bonding over archeology and Barbara being turned into Cheetah against her will by a cult or dark god.
> Ingrid BolsΓΈ Berdal, Evan Rachel Wood or Alice Eve plays Cheetah.
Anonymous No.213959923
>>213959896
What non team up capeshit movie made a billion Post Covid?
Anonymous No.213959930 >>213959972
>>213959876
IDk The Batman was better than No Time To Die.
Anonymous No.213959952
Drunk slutty supergirl was the best thing in the movie.
Anonymous No.213959965
>>213959316 (OP)
>we
I’ll never believe anyone here watches any of this garbage
Yeah I’m aware of the silliness too because my friends post the Twitter memes in our group chat but no one is actually watching this
You’re just pretending to because it’s irritating
Anonymous No.213959972
>>213959930
I think No Time To Die had a really interesting tone than the other Craig bonds like it was combining the new and old
Anonymous No.213959973 >>213960017
>>213959875
>>213959882

I'm not a Snyder fan. It's just hilarious that we went from the Marthaverse to fucking bisexual orgies and drunk bisexual Supergirl calling Superman a bitch.

In what reality will the DCU be a billion dollar success? You Gunn-Gooners are unbelievable
Anonymous No.213960017
>>213959973
Worked for Deadpool who was a just a rip off of Deathstroke
Anonymous No.213960018
I love James Gunn! Free Harjinder Singh!
Anonymous No.213960129 >>213960179 >>213960660
>>213959819
>>213959840
>>213959904
PART4

Aquaman 2 (202?)
> Opens with Arthur revealing himself to humanity.
> Jumps to a year later with Arthur negotiating deals with the UN and Black Manta sabotaging the talks with global terrorist attacks.
> He is working with Siren Mera's evil twin sister.
> Very Winter Soldiery style/tone.

Aquaman 3 (202?)
> Orm's father returns as the frozen Dead King (in the comics its Atlan) and Orm has to choose between him vs Arthur/Atlanta.
Anonymous No.213960179
>>213959904
>>213960129
God I'm fucking horrified about how Gunn is gonna handle Aquaman.
Stupid fucking cocksucker.
Anonymous No.213960365 >>213960564
Saw a video recently where someone said that "Snyder Superman is a brooding asshole that has contempt for Humanity"

Genuinely just feels like some Chinese whispers game going on where other E-Celebs parrots other E-Celebs over and over again to the point where the original character/message is lost

Where in MoS, BvS or ZSJL is Superman ever shown to have contempt for Humanity?
He doesn't like bullies etc and yes is portrayed as a character that is larger than the screen both in universe and out but I can't think of a single scene where his original character is some hyperbolic "Homelander" type outside of maybe the Knightmare timeline where he's under the control of Darkseid
Anonymous No.213960461
DC's dignity died with the Snyderverse.
Anonymous No.213960564 >>213961518
>>213960365
There are scenes where it could he interpreted as Clark being frustrated with humanity the whole "no one stays good in this world" and him looking somber during rescue scenes rather than friendly.

But I agree the haters viciously overblow it.
Anonymous No.213960660
>>213959819
>>213959840
>>213959904
>>213960129

PART5
Man of Steel 3 (202?)
> Directed by Mission Impossible Rogue Nation/Fallout guy.
> Superman teamed with a sexualized Power Girl (Betty Gilpin) vs Brainiac.

The Batman 3 (202?)
> The alternate plot option not used for his first film.
Anonymous No.213961518
>>213960564
Bump
Anonymous No.213961535 >>213962112
>>213959316 (OP)
>superman, supergirl and peacemaker are different characters
holy SHIT
Anonymous No.213962112
>>213961535
Peacemaker couldve just been it's own thing especially if you're gonna put disgusting r-rated faggotry in it.

You guys really think your average person is gonna pay money to see Supergirl get shit-faced and be bisexual in space haha.
You people don't live in reality.