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Anonymous No.213960815 >>213961018 >>213961266 >>213961935 >>213962049
This might be a Steven Seagal thread...-
>.....or it might could be an illusion.
Anonymous No.213960838 >>213961056 >>213961112
Anonymous No.213960854
ANYBODY SEEN RICHIE
Anonymous No.213960865 >>213960901
Why did Richie do Bobby Lupo, tho?
Anonymous No.213960901
>>213960865
Snatching too many everybody birthday
Anonymous No.213960923 >>213961012
PUNANI
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Anonymous No.213960964 >>213961091
Anonymous No.213961012 >>213961494
>>213960923
Anonymous No.213961018
>>213960815 (OP)
>Additionally, while serving as stunt coordinator for Out for Justice, LeBell allegedly got into an on-set altercation with Seagal over his mistreatment of some of the film's stunt performers. After the actor claimed that, due to his aikido training, he was "immune" to being choked unconscious, LeBell supposedly offered Seagal the opportunity to prove it. With Seagal's permission, LeBell then successfully choked him unconscious, with Seagal losing bowel control. Although LeBell has not directly confirmed the rumor, he implied that it was true in a 2012 interview.[169][170] Seagal's bodyguard and stuntman Steven Lambert stated that a confrontation did happen, during which Seagal elbowed LeBell before he could lock the hold, after which LeBell flipped Seagal.[171] Seagal has directly denied that a confrontation took place, calling LeBell a "sick, pathological scumbag liar".
Anonymous No.213961045 >>213962730
Is this the thread?
Anonymous No.213961056
>>213960838
Still got it
Anonymous No.213961091 >>213961130
>>213960964
they could have moved her body so she covered up the hands if they were not capable of making it look correct
this is just bad and not in a good way
Anonymous No.213961112 >>213961165
>>213960838
He runs like that to slow himself down. If he ran at full speed the cameras wouldn't be able to pick him up.
Anonymous No.213961130 >>213962529
>>213961091
Oh, Seagal was in a shitty movie? You're clearly hysterical.
Anonymous No.213961165
>>213961112
You're not wrong.
Anonymous No.213961266
>>213960815 (OP)
so the sensei said to the student... uhh.. and uhh.. the sensei threw him in the water
Anonymous No.213961494
>>213961012
For me its "Punani" (with Bo Diddly)
Anonymous No.213961647 >>213961825 >>213963075 >>213965070
You have $50 million.
Pitch his comeback trilogy.
Anonymous No.213961825 >>213962971
>>213961647
the thing is he always needs to be the perfect deadly ex special forces commando.


he'd be great even with the weight as some sort of retired, fat trailerpark dweller who becomes a semi decent vigilante but his ego prevents him from making something real
Anonymous No.213961935
>>213960815 (OP)
He's turning into Bobby from the Sopranos.
Anonymous No.213962049 >>213962673
>>213960815 (OP)
>In a 2018 interview with The Hollywood Reporter, Pamela Anderson claimed that she was a contender for the role of Jordan Tate, but was dropped after refusing to sleep with Seagal

so, what this means is that erika fucked seagal

lol what a fucking whore
Anonymous No.213962529 >>213962765
>>213961130
Gotta love the guy with the pistol running towards him, as well as the unarmed guys just lining up to be slaughtered, that's what i'd do.
Anonymous No.213962673
>>213962049
Yeah what self-respecting actress would sleep with a guy for a part?
Anonymous No.213962706
What happened
Anonymous No.213962730
>>213961045
kino
Anonymous No.213962765
>>213962529
seagal would probably deflect the bullet
Anonymous No.213962971
>>213961825
Sounds like a GTA character.
Anonymous No.213963008
How did this idiot have the pull to have a "can't hit me" clause in his contract?
Anonymous No.213963027 >>213963705
Anonymous No.213963075
>>213961647
Damn I'd actually forgotten he once looked this iconic
Anonymous No.213963705
>>213963027
Jewy
Anonymous No.213965070 >>213965598
>>213961647
SS fat, old and fucked gets himself in shape. Long and hard, little steps and struggle he can take. Body forming to suit demand. Vegan protien, hunger replaced with thirst for performance.

Everyone tries to wear him down. Make effort a joke. They benefit by his, he not they's. They don't know how it feels to be always sliding down, only held up by self trying onward and up.

Second movie is him fit. Years passed pushing the limit. Reached a state that can complete missions.

He does what is demanded by himself. Things wrong prevented from being worse and doninant. He is the example that shows they aren't in charge. He is, and what he holds up. What held him up sent above, to survive to do the same for others, and another like him.
He marginalized his importance after saving the world sometimes as soon from the last as several seconds and less.
What matters is them. A better focus, he enjoys and uses stealth.

Prominant and "hiding in plain sight". Making excellence normal. Easily enacted by what knows of it, it not off limits claimed and copyrighted. Though he is vain. Looks of good should be kept instead of changed. Seeing himself is backup he welcomes. Though does it better self and solo.

Help is honoured, chosen him. Everyone should feel they are god. He doesn't indulge in what is for others. Takes his fill and keeps it true. It the furthest, always so, taking too much makes others an ending. He doesn't betray. Perfect is present after getting it.

Movie 3 is SS hardcore. Full on action. Assault, rescue, heroism. World returned to for caged heaven. What's wronged cleaned by faith proven in person.

Reason to live forever remains and grows, and it's good to all to earn it by being pleasant, enduring eternity isn't over because it became bad.
Anonymous No.213965598
>>213965070