Thread 213961076

What would a Japanese Falling Down be like?

>>213961076 (OP)
>falling down: :[
>falling down, japan: :OOOOOOOOOOO

I'm sure there's already plenty of films about salarymen going insane and embarking on mass stabbings or burning down an anime studio.

>>213961076 (OP)
The same only that there is no wife and kid and the closing shot is not him beign shot by the police but just a zoom on his bloodied face smiling.

>"Me? The villain? We are all villains..."

>>213961076 (OP)
he would use a katana

>>213961076 (OP)
Every isekai ever

it's too nice and reasonable there. it would not work

>>213961076 (OP)
there's probably a million of them

>>213961076 (OP)
Replace the spic gang with some Bosuzoku teens. The Yakuza are too organized to be picking on some random salaryman, and aren't reckless enough to lose a gun to some random normie.

go back to /int/

>he put his seat in recline
>"fuck u gaijjin"

They’d visit Paris and then start killing all the black people there before committing sudoku

>>213961076 (OP)
replace the latinos with bosozoku, the army surplus nazi with an ultra-right wing WW2 apologist, Pendergast, the burger joint with a noodle shop that recently stopped selling women's panties from a vending machine, but the machine is still there and operational and ate his yen before the staff could inform him.

>>213961076 (OP)
>Depressed salaryman with no wife or kids
>See's more and more foreigners and streamer influencer cunts on his way to work every day
>His department is starting to use foreign labor and he is asked to train 3 pajeets that are terrible at their job
>All the women he tries to talk to are gaijin hunters or social climbers, none of them want to have kids
>The gen z japanese he meets are all retarded and larping as american blacks or acting like anime characters
>On one of his weekend hikes in the mountains he stumbles on an undiscovered cache of weapons from WW2 that he restores over the course of a few weeks by watching online tutorials
>Goes postal after being fired from his job after finishing training the pajeets

>>213961076 (OP)
It would be automatic kino, in fact
>>213961381

gong small dick kung fu yakuza motorcycle gang sushi chef office suicide fish and rice knick knack shop spouse abuse pedophile manga flat face leek disappointed parents watermelon soda

>>213961076 (OP)
well first, hed probably kill that chankoro shopkeep for being a log and after that, who knows!?

Really boring. Japanese movies are really fucking boring. The more extreme they try and be, the more boring they become. Japanese culture is extremely limited.

>>213961109
kino

>>213961341
>Pendergast
wait wut

instead of pulling out a gun at the end, its a calculator and a tray of steaming dumplings.

>12 hr shift finished
> Goes a rampage, that ends with him taking out his boss
> Wakes up, he was slumped over in a train the whole time dreaming
> Goes home for his 4 hr sleep before his next 12 hr shift

man, us-japan relations are pretty fucking weird

>>213961076 (OP)
Falling Down an elevator shaft for dishonouring famiry.

>>213961076 (OP)
some guy quietly hanging himself in his room

>>213961076 (OP)
https://imdb.com/title/tt0079182/

This is probably the closest I can think of, good film

>>213961606
why is Germany so low

>>213961076 (OP)

Ask Shinzo Abe

>>213961606
>japan works less than those lazy spics and fat stupid americans
joewari da...

>>213961606
this is debunked

>>213961655
mexico propably counts a 4 hour siesta as working hours

he wouldn't have an issue at the restaurant because the japanese eat miso soup for breakfast and lunch

>>213961631
>*banishment room

>>213961689
still in the top 5. but yeah I get it, nips don't really work hard and don't really kill themselves that much. let me guess, they don't even eat that much rice

>>213961076 (OP)
a Japanese office worker or something, can't even get on and off a train without hassle, runs into some outsiders, beats them with a club, smashes an overpriced outsider vending machine for a macha drink, etc...

>Farring down
Really nobody?

>>213961076 (OP)
He would talk to people without honorifics and smoke cigarettes while walking outside.

>>213961787
japs eat rice pretty much every day so that one isn't really wrong. the portion isn't really big, though.
but they don't eat sushi as much as people think.

>>213961649
Efficiency per hour is what matters most

>>213961689
>korean and Indian women

>Taro has no friends or girlfriends. His only purpose in life is coming home after a 16-hour workday and watching late-night anime.
>However, he has a crush on Emi, a recent hire.

>One day, the company announces that he's being laid off.
>The reason is a personnel transfer to hire a new Indian engineer.
>He finally tries to confess his feelings to Emi.

>"Emi-san... I've always loved you."
>"gomennasai... I'm dating Gordon...litle nihon cock won't do it..."


"Ahh...tennoheika...banzai"

>>213961076 (OP)
goes to work stabs boss with katana, walks in not!mcdonald's doesn't get breakfast apologizes profoundly and commits sudoku

DFENS would go on a rampage because they gave him a week off with full pay

>>213961381
Holy fucking kino.

>>213961381
>home movie tape shows him visiting maid sleepover cafes, buying used panties, molesting women on the bus and gooning to pedoshit
>"I'm-a the bad-a guy? Oh so solly!"

>>213961928
meh

>>213962911
>be renowned sushi chef
>baka gajin walks in
>start mixing wasabi and söy sauce
>karate chop his head off

>>213961076 (OP)
>ah yabee
>aah itai
>itatataa
>moou nani sore

>>213961606
When I worked, it was over 3.5 times more than the average Scandinavian. Stop saying I'm too young to be retired. I did more for civilization than the average 90 year old Norwegian, if they continued to work at that age.

the japanese are the most cringeworthy nation of people so it would probably be super embarrassing to watch

>>213963663
just leave it alone then

>>213963216
Only cos you didn't get there first.

no breakfast rice with raw eggs in my ramen shop after 11am?
you dishonored your ancestors for your last time!

>>213961649
we don't do unpaid overtime like americucks

>>213961381
KINO

>>213961689
why is Turkey so low?

>>213961653
Came to post this, that Jap did an irl Durden/D-Fens cosplay and fully committed to the bit

Starts with vid related then escalates from there https://youtu.be/CZDHl_rckLs?si=V-3T232HDaS6LHlN

>>213963792
Religious societies following one of the abrahamic faiths rarely have suicides cause its so taboo and against their faith.

>>213963792
You can get away with rape so that staves off the desire to kill yourself. Having a shit day? Cheer yourself up with a quick rape.

>>213961076 (OP)
It would just be 2 hours of him calling out from work and spending a whole day cutting people in line.

Falling down in front of a bullet train, or maybe a crazed stabbing spree in a japanese preschool.

>>213963194
Sar is mad

>>213961606
>Israel
>more hours than Japan

>>213961653
/thread

>>213961076 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nqKC_SrM-Cc

>>213961076 (OP)
Falling Down is oddly Japanese. Had Schumacher stayed in the lane of it and Lost Boys, he could have been an alltimer. St Elmo's Fire also has the coziest aesthetics.

>>213961076 (OP)
it would be unfathomally based.

weapons would have to go:
>samurai sword
>portuguese matchlock from museum
>ww2 service rifle
>howa 20 asssault rifle
>gundam unit
>nuke

wanna see some wagie fuck up shit in downtown tokyo before the government nuke the city to stop him

>>213961606
fake pic.
almost all countries in this list have a 40h work week as a standard. thats 2170h a year
with vacation days in europe that would go down to 2050 or 2000h.

1424h in Norway would mean a 4.2h work week which is absolutely fake

>>213961076 (OP)
He’d build a giant robot or something

>>213961381
>>213961443
>>213962911
>>213963761
the main character’s name would be “kino”